601 Meng and Mr. Tang have a way
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Who kind of person is Tang Sen, in fact, he doesn't know, he already vaguely feels that he was a very awesome, very powerful and very popular character in his previous life, and he can not help but feel it from the super divine power that occasionally bursts out when he can connect with his previous life, but ...... He never knew who he was in his previous life.
Of course, Tang Sen couldn't answer the question of the King of Nanshan, so he had to shrug his shoulders and say: "I am Tang Sen, not a great character, you don't have to look at me with such strange eyes." ”
But...... This level of justification is useless, the King of Nanshan looks at him with a different vision than before, and all the little demons in the Demolition Yue Serial Cave can only look at Tang Sen with an attitude of looking up, this man is too stylish, he actually called the Jade Emperor with a phone call, Nima, this is too much to ...... If there is anyone in this world who can be more awesome than Tang Sen, it can only be a phone call to call Nuwa Niangniang or Pangu God, and it is impossible to be more popular.
(Note: A few days ago, a book friend mentioned to me that in the setting of "Journey to the West", Nuwa Niangniang actually does not exist, and it is Taishang Laojun who incarnates as Nuwa to make up for the sky, which means that Nuwa is actually an incarnation of Taishang Laojun.) This setting is known to the father-in-law, because the father-in-law had studied "Journey to the West" very carefully before writing this book, but the father-in-law did not adopt this setting, because this setting is too messy, and the father-in-law thinks that this is Taoism in order to put gold on his face, and indiscriminately use ancient Chinese myths to make up, shamelessly and shamelessly say that Nuwa is the incarnation of Taishang Laojun, and it is also drunk to be shameless to this point. If there is really something that is feudal dross, my father-in-law feels that this kind of practice of putting gold on his face is dross and must be resolutely resisted. Please also be sure to figure it out. What Taishang Laojun dissolves Nuwa, Lao Tzu turns Hu and other things into nonsense, they are all unreasonable nonsense, book friends must not pay attention to it. Of course, if you touch your conscience, myths, Buddhism, and so on are all nonsense...... It's just that it's outrageous. )
(The editor put on his fists: "Do you think what you write is not nonsense? You say, how do you want to die? I'll fulfill you. "Thirty-two father-in-law Khan: "The editor spares his life, I am different from them, I know very well that I am a, and I also admit that I am a, I don't think I am a bad person." The editor sneered: "Don't quibble, die...... Pegasus Meteor Fist ......")
(Because the thirty-two father-in-law was killed by the Pegasus Meteor Punch, this book declares the eunuch...... )
(The editor grabbed the corpse of the thirty-two father-in-law and shook it desperately: "****, don't die.") Your book is eunuch, readers will complain, I, the responsible editor, will also be implicated, the editor-in-chief will sweep me out of the house, damn it, give Lao Tzu back to life and continue to code words. Under the oppression of the editor's obscenity for many years, the body of the father-in-law sat up and continued to code...... )
Zhang Duxue beckoned, and a heavenly official ran up, unfolded a document and handed it to the king of Nanshan. He said loudly: "Leopard Spirit, His Majesty the Jade Emperor is gracious." You are hereby appointed as an official of the Heavenly Court...... Well...... The official position is 'Destroy the Law and Guard', responsible for protecting the peace and tranquility of France, and all the demons under your command are appointed as town guard assistants, but ...... Because of the recent financial austerity of the Heavenly Court, it will not give you a salary, are you willing to accept this official position?"
The Great Khan of Nanshan: "There is no Yulu......? That...... Is someone covering us?"
"Ahem!" Tianguan coughed and said, "Although there is no Yulu." But you are also considered to be a recorded celestial servant, of course, you will enjoy all the treatment of a celestial servant, and if someone bullies you, you will take this appointment document out. ”
The king of Nanshan was overjoyed and took the appointment document with both hands. Said: "That is too platinum star over there......"
Hearing this, Tianguan frowned slightly, as a close subordinate of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, of course he had long known that Tai Bai Xing belonged to the Reform Party and was conspiring to cause chaos, but this kind of fact was inconvenient to say too clearly to a little monster like the King of Nanshan, so he smiled dryly: "You don't have to worry about it over there, Your Majesty will naturally deal with it." ”
The king of Nanshan suddenly cheered: "Great, this time the demolition of the Yue Lian Cave is safe." ”
The little monsters also cheered together: "Wow, we are also celestials." ”
"Actually, it's not good to be a celestial attendant. Tang Sen spread his hands beside him and said: "I know a celestial servant who has been eating and waiting for death for 500 years, and now he has become an idiot." Of course, Tang Sen said Li Jing, but the little monsters don't care so much, as long as they can be the day attendants, they will be happy enough for half a year.
"Mr. Tang, this time it's really thanks to you. The little demons have regarded Tang Sen as a god, and they keep saying good things about him. As for the true gods...... That is, on the Jade Emperor's side, no little demon dared to approach the past, and he didn't even dare to say thank you.
Zhang Duxue came all the way to see Hidden Fog Mountain, not to seal an official for a monster, but to chat with Tang Sen, now that the business is done, of course I want to say a few words to my sweetheart, but those little demons who don't open their eyes are all around Tang Sen, so that she doesn't even have a place to insert her mouth. If you are unhappy in your heart, your aura will be even colder, exuding a majesty that makes the little monsters even more afraid......
Tang Sen is a very careful and gentle man, and immediately noticed the strangeness of the Jade Emperor girl, so he walked out from among the little monsters, stood in front of her, and said gently: "Jade Emperor girl, thank you very much, please come to help me again, I was surrounded by the little monsters just now, I didn't greet you properly, it's me who is not good, I will go back and invite you to dinner as an atonement......
Zhang Duxue was overjoyed, and was about to agree, but suddenly thought about it, no, you have to take off the mask towel when you eat, then your true body will be exposed, and you can do anything with Tang Sen, but you can't eat...... She had no choice but to say bitterly: "I have already gotten rid of the suffering of the reincarnation of grains, and I don't have to eat." ”
"Well, I see, that's not good for me, messing around. Tang Sen said: "Then I owe the Jade Emperor girl a favor, and when I see a suitable good thing in the future, I will buy it and give it to you." ”
"Oh, you want to give me something?" Zhang Duxue was overjoyed, and quickly nodded: "Then why are you embarrassed to break the bank...... Belch...... But I'm looking forward to it. ”
Zhang Duxue's mood improved, the coercion on her body disappeared, and the little monsters breathed a sigh of relief, thinking: Mr. Tang is amazing, facing such a bullish character as the Jade Emperor, he actually seems to be teasing a little girl, and he is easy to settle, if it weren't for us knowing in advance that he was a crooked man, and thinking that the Jade Emperor was his woman.
"By the way, although the problem of Tai Bai Xing has been solved, the problem of building a factory under Yamashita has not been solved. Tang Sen told Zhang Duxue about the purpose of his appearance here and said with a smile: "Next, I have to help the monsters who demolish the Yue Lian Cave to solve the next life problems, it is imperative to build a factory under the mountain, with the development and construction of France, even if Wang Shizi does not build a factory here, there will be Li Shizi and Zhang Shizi coming, and sooner or later it will become impossible to raise rabbits, and their life problems must be considered." ”
Zhang Duxue nodded and said: "Yes, the development of human beings is changing with each passing day, and primitive monsters like them cannot continue to live like this, they need to be guided, otherwise they will face the pressure of survival sooner or later." I think this may also be an issue that Heavenly Court should face directly in the future, after all, Heavenly Court also has the obligation to mediate the relationship between humans and monsters. ”
Tang Sen nodded with a smile and said, "Regarding this, I have already thought of a certain solution, and I plan to take the King of Nanshan down the mountain in a while to meet the queen and prince of France,"
"Oh?" Zhang Duxue said, "You can also solve this kind ......of thing?" But I am curious, can I follow you and see what you do?"
"Okay!" Tang Sen smiled, "but ...... You're dressed like this...... It feels weird to be behind me. ”
Zhang Duxue was masked with a gauze scarf and wore a golden dragon robe, which would definitely make the family feel strange if he followed Tang Sen to meet the people who destroyed France. Zhang Duxue smiled: "It's nothing, you just say I'm a cosplayer, isn't it? The new era is good here, no matter how strange the dress is, it can be said to be Cos, if it was changed hundreds of years ago, wearing a dragon robe on the street, it would be a big deal." ”
Tang Sen smiled: "That's right, then wronged the Jade Emperor girl to pretend to be a cosplayer." ”
The two discussed and stopped, and Tang Sen came back and said to the king of Nanshan: "Girl of the Demon King, I went up the mountain this time not only to help you find a backer, but most importantly, I also want to help you solve the problem with the humans under the mountain." ”
The King of Nanshan smiled: "That's no problem, since we have the support of the Jade Emperor, we don't have to worry about the human race anymore, just just beat the human army away." ”
"That's not good!" Zhang Duxue said coldly: "The official position I gave you is to destroy the law and guard the town, to protect the peace and tranquility of France, you run to fight the human race, what is the matter?"
Great Khan, King of Nanshan: "That...... The grassland under the mountain will be built by humans, and our rabbits will ...... If Heaven doesn't give us money, we will all starve to death. ”
Zhang Duxue said coldly: "Don't worry about this matter, classmate Tang Sen said that he has helped you think of a perfect solution, you can follow us down the mountain together, and classmate Tang Sen will help you solve this matter." ”
"Oh, Mr. Tang also has a way for humans?" King Nanshan was surprised, but then suddenly said: "By the way, Mr. Tang is originally a human being, and it is normal to communicate with humans and have a relationship with a wide range of people, but I don't know how Mr. Tang plans to help us?"
"Don't ask nonsense, just follow along. Zhang Duxue said: "The widow should also go with him." "She called herself me when she was to Tang Sen, but when she was on someone else, she called herself a widow, and the king of Nanshan felt that Yali Mountain was big, so he had to keep silent. (To be continued.) )
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