Chapter 2: Patrol Qin Danwu
Although the Taoist priest has the means and supernatural powers, these supernatural means are all against demons and not people. When he saw the film patrol, his legs were a little weak, "Master film patrol, this demon hunting is a good deed, why do you have to prove it?" I am a disciple of Qingyun Sect." The true biography, the inner door. You know the Lord of Shenying Peak, right? That's a disciple of Qingyun Ancestor, do I still need a certificate?"
Although this Yiyangzi Daoist has great magical powers, he obviously does not have the ability to manifest utopians, and he wants to evolve a demon hunting license stamped with the official seal of the Great Jin Dynasty out of nothing, but he is powerless.
Qin Danwu still had that serious expression on his face, "It's a good thing to catch demons, but you can't operate without a license." It's all like you, how can we build Dajin. So, aren't you going to show me your license to hunt demons? I heard you just say that you also have to help people check their bodies, can you show me your medical qualification certificate?"
"Didn't I say it, I'm a disciple of the inner sect of Shenying Peak. Besides, I don't practice medicine either, it's free, it's free, you know? ”
"Phew, the free ones are the most tricky. Let me tell you, we are responsible for market management, and we are very familiar with you. The last time I came for a free physical examination, I was deceived by nearly a million dollars just by selling medicine. What kind of health care products are the name of the people, and the people who cheat are the pension money of the elderly, I have seen a lot of people like you. ”
The one who spoke was the female inspector standing behind Qin Danwu, who was only fourteen or five years old, with bright eyes and bright teeth, skin like clotted fat, and red in the small face, which was extremely rare. It's just that although she is wearing a patrol uniform, she doesn't have a card on her chest. Clear-eyed people know that this is a temporary status that has not yet obtained an identity, and according to the official statement, it is called an assistant patrol.
"Huo'er, how do you speak. Qin Danwu turned around and glared at this lovely girl, "How many times has the eldest master taught us, to patrol in a civilized manner, and to be on duty with a smile." That's how civilized you patrol and what a bad impact this will have, let's not take an example. Isn't it true that people haven't sold medicine yet, and it's not too late to clean him up when he sells health care products. ”
He turned around and smiled at Yiyangzi, revealing his neat and white eight teeth, "I'm sorry, she's a co-patrol, no establishment, temporary external hiring, don't be like her." Show me if your guide is convenient. This has been reported to someone, and now is an extraordinary period, for any unknown person, we must carefully investigate, please cooperate with my work. ”
Although he said it politely, he had already pulled out the measuring ruler behind him, and the beautiful assistant over there also took out a bundle of immortal ropes. Yiyangzi also knows that the current situation is not very good, and the Chen soldiers of the Great Yan Kingdom are 100,000 on the border of Jinyan, and if they don't do it, they will have to fight. At this time, there are mistakes that have not been let go, and the power of these film patrols has also been greatly improved, even if they are caught wrong, it is not a problem.
He also knows two film patrols, but they are both from Beicheng District, so it's useless to put them. I had no choice but to smile and say, "Report to the Qin court, you listen to my explanation." This Zeng house really has demons. Isn't it precisely because you said that this extraordinary period is asking us to heighten our vigilance and guard against all evil forces engaging in sabotage? If this goblin colludes with the Great Swallow Thief, it will definitely have an impact on our national defense and security. I am also a good heart, which belongs to acts of righteousness and courage. ”
"This Dao Chief, I want to criticize you, seeing righteousness and courage is the right to be qualified, that is the power of the county to guard the county order, and you personally have no right to determine it. Besides, the current form of the Great Jin Dynasty is very good, under the leadership of His Majesty the Great Emperor, the development of our Great Jin Dynasty is changing with each passing day, the country is stable, and the people are jubilant. You should not casually spread irresponsible remarks and spread rumors, it is all against the law. Do you have a guide or not?"
"I'm a disciple of the Qingyun Sect, from the inner gate. You see, this is my graduation farewell. Yiyangzi knew that the signboard of Qingyun Sect was still useful, at least Xie Qingyun was Emperor Sima Dao's comrade-in-arms, and he would not dare to embarrass his disciples.
But Qin Danwu took the graduation notice and looked at it: "Yiyinzi? Isn't your Taoist name called Yiyangzi? This graduation farewell is really yours?"
Bastard, you actually wrote my name wrong! Yiyangzi didn't expect that ** organization to be so careless and beat his name into Yiyinzi. This is also his patronizing inspection of the steel seal and the signature of the sect master, and he was careless for a while, and the result was oolong. Of course, if he knew that the true inner disciple of the Qingyun Sect, Xi Feng Tight, had also been branded as "Northwest Tight", he should have balanced. Even the real sect is wrong, let alone this cooperative school-running institution?
"I'm sorry, because you are suspected of using forged identification documents and illegally catching demons, I must bring you back to the inspection yamen for investigation. Please come with me. After seeing this, Qin Danwu's attitude became more and more serious, and the Huo'er assistant patrol shouted excitedly: "You have the right to remain silent, if you give up this right, every word you say will become evidence in court, and you also have the right to ask the lawyer to be present during the interrogation." ”
It seems that she is familiar with this set of words, but she has no time to apply it, and today she finally used it in place. Qin Danwu patted her head, "Okay, your set is a thing from the Western world, it doesn't apply to us, just look at it, don't really believe it." Hurry up and tie him up and bring him back. That folks, let's disperse, don't look at it, if you find such a liar in the future, remember to find me to deal with it as soon as possible. ”
Yiyangzi didn't understand that he was obviously here to catch demons, but he was actually caught in the end. Looking at Qin Danwu's tall and burly figure, the measuring ruler in his hand and the short-handled Gengwu gun in his waist, he didn't have the courage to resist.
Raiding patrols is a serious crime, and in this extraordinary period at present, whoever dares to attack patrols by force can be dealt with according to Dayan's spies, and there is no negotiation to kill them. This is a county town, and thousands of county soldiers can be pulled out at will, and there are many ways to commit suicide, so there is no need to take such extreme measures.
Of course, since he kept saying that the Zeng family had demons, as a party, the Zeng family also had to go through the process personally. The most immoral thing is that the one who went to go through the process was actually the Zeng family's ** milk, the Mrs. Xiang.
As soon as he saw this smoky and flattering, willow-waisted and breasted woman, Yiyangzi shouted: "Fairy, she is a goblin." She's illegal, get her arrested. Qin Danwu shook his head, and slapped him in the face a few times when he returned his hand, "How can you talk to the imperial court! Be honest! I don't even have an identity certificate, and I dare to blow up the thorn with me, believe it or not, I'll treat you as a big Yan spy now! Correct your attitude and pay attention to your identity." ”
He turned his head and smiled at Mrs. Naxiang again: "I'm sorry, this rule is, let's have a hard trip." But this matter, there is a housekeeper of the Zeng family to do it, why do you still have to work for a trip. ”
The four of them walked as they spoke, and they had already left the gatehouse of the Zeng family, and Mrs. Xiang smiled and glanced at Qin Danwu, "Isn't it the meaning of the eldest lady in the family?" ”