Chapter Twenty-Five: People are like people, and ghosts are like ghosts
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Although Wu Chang said that he was silent in front of people, he joked with Wu Shu or Fan Jian on weekdays, and he was also a teenager, and he had all kinds of bad tastes, thinking of Mao Fang's disgust for his impermanence face just now, he couldn't help but raise a wicked smile at the corner of his mouth, and quietly turned into impermanence, and looked through the gossip mirror that his face had become fierce and vicious, and he looked jealous, so he picked up Mao Fang's chin with deep eyes, and said affectionately: "My dear, I was completely melted by your affection, my heart, In my mind, all of you are engraved with your imprint, God let us come together, let us, take the sky as the bed, talk about life, talk about ideals, there is no wind and snow, but there is a long time!"
Mao Fang was ashamed to answer and didn't dare to look at Wu Chang, but she didn't know that Wu Chang was almost holding back internal injuries, Mao Fang listened to Wu Chang's affectionate confession, the whole person was crisp, how could she say anything, raised her head softly, and ...... affectionately, "Ah, ghost - dead pervert, dead pervert, hooligan, bandit, scum, scum, who let you hold me? I will kill you!"
Wu Chang was already ready to retreat the moment he raised his head, so when Mao Fang took out the talisman paper, Wu Chang had already retreated to three zhang away, and said with a smile from a distance: "Dear Miss Mao Fang, are you going to murder your husband?
Mao Fang was even more furious when he heard this, his hands were combined, and the palms were constantly rotating and rubbing, and after a while, the two palms suddenly faced Wu Chang, and a fire talisman suddenly shot directly at Wu Chang, Mao Fang blushed and scolded in a coquettish voice: "Murder Ni Mei's husband, you dead pervert, stinky rascal, this girl is naturally beautiful, slim, peerless, beautiful as a fairy, and you are an ugly monster who dares to covet it...... Oh, handsome pot pot, why did you run so far? The Lun family scared you?"
But it was Wu Chang who changed back to his original appearance, Mao Fang, who was still scolding, suddenly became the whispering, delicate and cute little jasper, Wu Chang was stunned for a moment, and the transformation of this girl was also faster, right?
Wu Chang's heart palpitated back to his impermanent appearance, and when he landed, Mao Fang also became the appearance of a cold and delicate ghost master, staring at him vigilantly, as if his heart and eyes would become bad immediately if he was ugly, the little thing in the machine spirit saw that his opportunity had come, the thief smiled, came to Mao Fang to gag, played treasure and sold cuteness, and finally returned to the arms of the beautiful woman smoothly, and then showed off to Wu Chang quite proudly, Wu Chang scratched his nose, but he didn't care, so he didn't pay attention to him.
"Who the hell are you?How can you have mana in your body?Will it change around!" Mao Fang squinted her eyes and asked, Wu Chang could see clearly, she was tense all over her body, obviously she didn't have full confidence, Wu Chang was a little depressed, is it a sin to be ugly?
Rubbing his face vigorously, but his palms were still white, and he didn't see anything falling, and he didn't know what the little thing was used for, and when it was drawn, Wu Chang stared at the machine spirit with a frustrated face and asked, "Hey, Luo family...... Eh, what the hell is that little thing, what the hell is going on with me? I won't make it clear today, I'll make you look good!"
The little machine spirit was frightened, twitched his mouth, and looked at Mao Fang with wet eyes, Mao Fang saw the machine spirit like this, his eyes widened, and he just wanted to scold, but he saw Wu Chang change back to his handsome and chic appearance, like a deflated ball, with a smile on his face, and said softly: "You can scold as much as you want? If you are unhappy, you can also scold the Lun family? The Lun family doesn't care at all!"
Wu Chang really couldn't stand this girl anymore, so he hurriedly stopped her and said, "Stop, stop...... Stop--stand still, little machine spirit, you come here, don't * I make a killing move, hurry up, finish answering my question, what do you like, I will not stop you. ”
The little pot spirit looked at Mao Fang with an aggrieved face, and Mao Fang, who didn't want to speak for him just now, suddenly raised his eyebrows and shouted: "Shuai Guo Guo let you pass, don't hurry up, grind, look for thorns, right? Shuai Guo Guo?" The last sentence was said to Wu Chang with a flattering face, Wu Chang could only look up at the sky, he didn't want to offend the little Qi Ling, that little mouth, and he didn't kill himself.
The little instrument spirit was very unwilling to fly to Wu Chang's side step by step, with a look of grievance, looking at Wu Chang, he felt that he was doing evil, but when he thought of the ink on his face, the appearance of no one or a ghost, he felt aggrieved in his heart, and grabbed the pigtail on the head of the little instrument spirit, not wanting this guy to be grabbed by the pigtail, and then languished, as if he was about to lose his breath, when Wu Chang was scared, when he hurriedly let go, he was massaged and massaged, and after a while, he came to his senses.
Wu Chang was shocked and hurriedly asked, "Little guy, how are you?"
The little thing was sluggish for a while, and he was very angry and beat and scolded Wu Chang, and only stopped after a while, tidied up his clothes, and said domineeringly: "Stinky boy, I still lose face in front of the beauty, and I don't give you some color to see, and I don't think I'm the one who opened the dyeing shop?" The master tells you, we must make an appointment today...... No, five chapters are not ten chapters, we must agree on ten chapters, the first is that you are not allowed to steal the limelight in front of beautiful women, especially me......;
"Article 10, the limelight...... I almost forgot, if you steal my limelight, follow the above nine, oh, there is one more!" Wu Chang squatted to the side with his head in his hands, and the nagging of the machine spirit sounded in his ears, and finally heard the tenth article, Wu Chang's spirit was shocked, is it finally going to end? But I also caught the emptiness of my speech, but what does the last sentence mean?
"Don't catch my pigtails in the future!" said the little machine spirit very seriously, Wu Chang nodded, suddenly a light flashed in his head, and hurriedly asked, "Little guy, why can't you catch your pigtails?"
"The pigtails are my cover door, and I have to listen to you if I get the pigtails...... Hmm-" The little instrument spirit hurriedly covered his mouth, looked at Wu Chang nervously, and said with a flattering face: "You don't care about this......, do you?
Wu Chang slapped the small instrument spirit away, held his forehead, and sighed speechlessly, what is this made? But thinking of his face, he grabbed him again and asked, "Let's talk about it first, what's the matter with me? Just change clothes, you are Batman or Spider-Man, and you have to change your makeup?"
"This, what is tender, people look like people, ghosts have to have ghosts, don't you? You are also a ghost in the underworld, there is no ghost like a ghost, who will believe you? Look at the little beauty of others, this hot figure is amazing!" The little instrument spirit glanced at Mao Fang with a face|squinted|squinted, Wu Chang also looked at him with his eyes, Mao Fang, who originally looked aggrieved, was shocked, and kept throwing flattering eyes at Wu Chang, so frightened that Wu Chang hurriedly lowered his head, and the little instrument spirit said with a happy face: "Ah, look at her, how much she loves me......"
Vomit - Wu Chang didn't endure the perverted narcissism of the little instrument spirit, he vomited wildly, the little instrument spirit puffed out his cheeks, and glared at Wu Chang angrily, Wu Chang smiled: "I'm sorry, I ate too much lunch, I didn't digest it!"
"What, tell me quickly, can I still change this......? This look is really ugly!" Wu Chang said with great resentment, he usually didn't care much about his appearance, but when he saw the honor in the mirror, he really couldn't bear it: "Emperor Xudu, Eh, Lu Ju, they are not ugly, why are they so ugly for me?"
"Lu Juan looks extremely vicious, not ugly, what are you kidding?" The little instrument spirit rolled his eyes and said, talking about the Emperor Xudu, he was a little hesitant, and said carefully: "Actually, the ghost body of the Emperor Xudu is also very ugly, but people have already ascended to the heavens, and as soon as they leave office, they will go to the thirty-three heavens to be immortals, of course, you have to pay attention to the image." ”
Rub it off, Wu Chang was a little dumbfounded, what kind of theory is this? Ghosts should be ugly? Who the hell stipulates this?