Chapter 151: Annoyed and angry
The last book said that Zhang Zhengfan appeared out of thin air with Zero "Woo" in a place where a battle was taking place. : Read the novel.
Zhang Zhengfan was stunned when he saw that there were three men in broad robes and cloud sleeves standing in mid-air on one side of the battle, and a young man in a strong suit was fighting with three Divine Realm warriors.
Not because of these so-called immortals, but for the clothes on their bodies. The sense of anticipation and closeness buried in the deepest part of the soul made Zhang Zhengfan feel the urge to cry for a moment. Although the outfit is a little different from what he saw in the TV series back then, if anyone dares to say that this is not an ancient Hanfu, Zhang Zhengfan will dare to tear his mouth.
But it was really just a moment of emotion, and then Zhang Zhengfan almost blew up his lungs!***! Lao Tzu's hometown clothes, you four toads actually dare to give me people to wear like dogs?
Isn't it four toads? This gray skin is full of chestnut-sized lumps, protruding eyes, flat face, long tongue, mouth is open to the back of the head without opening, and there are webbing between the fingers, bulging belly and round buttocks, up and down like a bucket, I can't see where the waist is and where the buttocks look like, this is not a toad? He doesn't look like a frog either!
For Zhang Zhengfan and Zero, who suddenly appeared, several people in the battle were also taken aback!
The silver-haired little beauty who was trying to save people here directly covered her mouth with three points of surprise and seven points of fear, it seems that the impression left on them by Rì Zhang Zhengfan is really a bit terrifying.
The ...... crouching on the clouds over there , uh, the legs are too short, and the robe is wide, at first glance it looks like a squatting there. Ahem...... , It was the three people standing in the middle of the air who were startled at first, and one of them said directly: "Quack............ Who are you, we are the immortals who belong to the Golden Toad Palace in the Immortal Realm......"
didn't wait for this to finish speaking, Zhang Zhengfan couldn't stand it, ruined, this is ruined, he once tossed and turned in his dreams a thousand times. The image of the hometown that worries about the stomach is all ruined at once!
"Immortal, your grandma has a leg!" Zhang Zhengfan was furious, thinking that if it was a few people who looked like a little human, it would be okay, even if it was red-haired and green-eyed, I could bear it, but you stinky toads actually dared to wear the clothes of Lao Tzu's hometown and pretend to be immortals to disgust me?
It's stimulating. It's too big, which directly makes Zhang Zhengfan angry from his heart, and evil is born to the side of the gall. The murderous aura that seemed to be a substance suddenly sealed the entire heaven and earth, and I saw that he stretched out one hand, and with a crisp click, the three big toads in the sky and a small toad on the ground were all frozen into ice lumps. As soon as he turned his wrist away, four ice bumps flew in front of him with a "whoosh". Zhang Zhengfan directly rounded his shoulder. A big mouth slapped over.
"Bang!
Fast, so fast that people don't even have a thought, the battlefield that was in full swing just now is deserted at this moment, including the two twin sisters, everyone seems to have fallen into petrification magic, looking at Zhang Zhengfan dumbfounded, and their throats and eyes are exposed.
"Who's going to say? What's the situation?" Zhang Zhengfan had not finished his evil breath, and his words were naturally a little rushed, and he stopped drinking. The murderous aura rolled, causing a thunderstorm, and the few guys who were still standing just now sat on the ground with their butts, and even the injured one lying on the ground sat up with his wounds in his hands.
Although these people are also gods, their brains are still buzzing blank at this moment, and this grievance really responds to the lyrics: "It's not that I don't understand, but the world is changing fast!"
Looking at these people, Zhang Zhengfan slowly exhaled a mouthful of turbid air in his chest and took a few deep breaths. It's kind of a good luck for yourself. Then he collected the murderous aura and calmed down. Anyway, these little things didn't mess with themselves, and if they were scared to death, they would be a little wronged!
When Zhang Zhengfan's murderous spirit was recovered and his mentality was calmed, this piece of heaven and earth suddenly came to life. The wind blows gently, the leaves fall slowly, and even the green grass and brilliant wildflowers on the roadside on the ground dare to spit out the fragrant dew, exuding a piece of freshness.
There was a panting sound in the audience, and the two twin sisters exhaled, tears coming out, but they still covered their mouths, not daring to make a sound. Everyone looked at Zhang Zhengfan's eyes like a demon god, full of despair and fear.
If you don't say zero professionalism, she didn't look at the changes in the field at all, and calmly scratched on the light screen in front of her.
"Master, according to the information, they should be a squad belonging to the border patrol detachment of the 357th Battalion of the 4th Regiment of the 4th Division of the 3rd Regiment of the Divine Domain. The squad leader's name is Galin and he is currently on normal patrol duty. Putting away the light screen, Zero slightly bowed his head and reported to Zhang Zhengfan.
"Oh!" Zhang Zhengfan nodded, looked at a few people in the room, and then asked, "Who is Gellin?"
"Your Excellency, I am Gailin. A man sitting on the ground quickly stood up, put away his axe for both hands, and gave a military salute to Zhang Zhengfan's chest: "I don't know what Your Excellency commands?" If his two legs don't tremble, he will have a military demeanor.
Zhang Zhengfan nodded, then looked at the two little beauties, frowned and asked, "You two, why did you enter the army?"
In his opinion, with such a clean and pure divine power as the two of them, if you don't find a priest's hall to stay in the chanting prayers and prayers, what are you going to run the army with a group of old men who are five big and three rough?
Zero followed Zhang Zhengfan's gaze to look at the twin sisters who couldn't speak with tears in their eyes, and said calmly to Zhang Zhengfan: "They are the team pastors Shipti Gold and Shipti Silver. You are voluntarily trained in the army, and you are currently affiliated with the military, so you have no authority to interfere for the time being. ”
Everyone in Galin's team suddenly looked at Zero with an upward gaze. Although they all knew that Zero was Zhang Zhengfan's maid and should be a robot, they still couldn't stop their admiration for Zero. This tone is amazing!
"Can't you ask?" Zhang Zhengfan pursed his lips and turned his head to look at Gherin: "You, say, what's the matter?"
"Your Excellency, while on patrol, we spotted those four crossers. So according to the procedure, the other party was asked to leave the Divine Domain, and as a result, the other party took the lead in attacking us, causing a battle. They also said that they were going to dig up our godhead to cultivate. Gailin recounted succinctly, and when he said the back, he couldn't help but say hate.
As his voice fell, the sound of the wind passing by in the sky was "boom, boom, boom." Boom" a few times, and four large smoky ice blocks fell. It took so long to fall, and it can be seen that Zhang Zhengfan's slap was not light.
"Got it. Zhang Zhengfan glanced at the four ice cubes, and the anger in his heart that had just calmed down was good. I thought: How can these goods in the fairy world be so virtuous everywhere. Do you really regard our godhead as a demon pill? Don't look at what you look like! That's it?
With a wave of your hand. Six rays of platinum light instantly enveloped the six members of Galin's team. In their stunned eyes, everyone felt that they were in a better state than ever, and even the one who was covering the wound just now felt that he was now fierce.
Throwing a water bottle at each of the two twin sisters, ignoring the expressions of the two sisters, Zhang Zhengfan said coolly: "Drinking it can replenish divine power." Then he grimaced, clenched his fists, and walked towards the four ice cubes.
"According to the laws of the divine realm, those who cross the border are the first to attack the soldiers. They must die!Or you can hand it over to the military. Zero said behind Zhang Zhengfan.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to leave them in the limelight. Zhang Zhengfan rattled his little fist and said without looking back.
Zero nodded, then said to Gayin, who didn't know what to do, "You can continue patrolling." Here, my host will take care of it. If someone from the military asks you, you will say that His Excellency Zhang Zhengfan, the God of Blood, has taken over the follow-up. If you need to confirm, you can ask your commander to contact me. I'm Your Excellency's exclusive maid, Zero. A calm tone. Impeccable grooming, after finishing speaking, Zero followed Zhang Zhengfan and walked towards the four ice cubes.
"Yes!" said Gellin with a military salute to the backs of the two men. Then quickly leave with the players with their own expressions. He figured out that the person in front of him was definitely not something that a few of them could provoke. In terms of other people's style, they are more factional than our regiment leaders. Don't say anything else, just look at other people's exclusive maids, this figure, face, temperament, and intelligence. Look at the one next to the head of the regiment, no face, no ass, no xìng and nothing else, it's just a wooden and wooden tin can.
Walking in front of the four ice cubes, Zhang Zhengfan took a deep breath. I'm afraid that I will wait for a while, and I will directly peel the skin of these toads and put them in the pot.
As a result, before he could make a move, the ice cubes that were freezing the little toad "snapped" and turned into a blue fluorescent color and dissipated. The little toad inside "snapped" and fell to the ground and didn't move. A yellow, misty, and faintly liquid flow of light appeared out of thin air in the little toad's dantian. There's not a shred of life in it. The original god is dead, and there is no golden pill left.
"A little toad that hasn't even condensed into a physical golden pill!" Zhang Zhengfan pursed his lips disdainfully. But I couldn't help but make an assessment in my heart. This little toad can be regarded as a golden pill at most. If you talk about it according to the novel at that time, at most it is the goods of the fairy world cannon fodder all the way. But just such a small thing can fight on an equal footing with six D-level strength god realm imps. If you calculate it this way, it is almost C-level strength in the God Realm. In this way, the overall strength of the fairy world seems to be really not low.
"Zero, what is the division of strength in the fairy world?" Zhang Zhengfan couldn't understand how to calculate it, so he turned his head to look at zero.
"The level of the immortal realm is divided by Tianzun, Gu Immortal, Golden Immortal, Upper Immortal, Heavenly Immortal, Earth Immortal, and Scattered Immortal. "Zero is a jack of all trades, and the answer was given immediately.
"And what grade is this little toad?"
"The lowest grade among the scattered immortals. ”
"Just such a thing, it can withstand our six D-level gods here, isn't the strength of our god realm very poor?"
"The cultivation rules of the three worlds of immortals, gods, and underworld are different, and they restrain each other. Immortal power has a strong restraint effect on divine power, while divine power restrains the underworld power, and the underworld power restrains the immortal power. This kind of restraint power will be magnified about ten times in battle, and according to past data, if the strength of the opponent is restrained, the battle level between the same level will be one level higher. So, it's not that he's really stronger than us, it's just that the strength restrains us. However, the higher the rank, the weaker this constraint becomes. When we reach the Upper Immortal, that is, the A+ or S level of our divine realm, this kind of restraint is almost non-existent. ”
"Oh, I see. Zhang Zhengfan nodded and said, "Is the Heavenly Venerable of the Immortal Realm equivalent to the old man we have here?"
Zero glanced at Zhang Zhengfan, and Zhang Zhengfan swore that there must be an emotion called dissatisfaction in Zero's eyes.
"You should call that old man Lord God. Zero corrected Zhang Zhengfan in a clear and calm voice.
As soon as he thought of the old man who was foaming at the mouth, scolding the sky, wearing dirty big pants and a small vest, and then comparing the words of Lord God, Zhang Zhengfan had no reason to shiver.
Entangled with zero on this kind of issue is purely self-inflicted. Even if that old man is wrapped in diapers and playing in the mud on the beach, it is estimated that he is an incomparably perfect god lord in his heart.
Forget it, let's turn around and clean up these big toads!
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My brain hurts, and I feel like someone has opened a scoop! I guess I drank a lot yesterday! Look at what I wrote last night, I really wrote it? It's amazing! Typos are all controlled within 10. Did I drink a little more after I finished writing?.................. Uh, can't remember!!
Keep asking for meal tickets and meal tickets!