Climbing the small hill that is not very high, Wu Chang suddenly got wet, put his hands behind his back, and put on an unfathomable appearance and began to |yin|wet: "Alone in a foreign land as a stranger, every festival is more than a family, and the brothers climb the heights, and there are few dogwoods everywhere ......"

"Oh no! Oh - ah" Wu Gousheng suddenly slammed his fist on his palm, looking at the south with a look of remorse, Wu Chang was confused by him, how could he be bad when he recited poetry well?

The mountain is not high, because there is a vertical cliff, so it is called Cliff Mountain, this cliff stretches for miles, no one moved in the past, so the trees and flowers are luxuriant, and now it has been developed, surrounded by railings, and several steep cliff sections have been made into playgrounds, but there is only one project.

Wu Chang didn't bother with Wu Gousheng, everyone else ran to play, he was not in the mood to sit stupidly with Wu Gousheng, greeted him, whined and screamed and followed Lu Jian to a bungee jumping point not far away, Lu Chang This old man is so old, he is not afraid of this kind of brain-pumping game, but he went up but scared the administrator, when Wu Chang passed, several managers surrounded the landing pressure.

As soon as Wu Gousheng saw everyone running away, he stomped his feet angrily, but he was helpless, just holding his fists and silently praying that the old lady would not be angry, Wu Gousheng suddenly had a deep feeling, that feeling was called regret, he regretted why he took over the position of honorary principal of Wuxing Middle School, regretted that he would take his son as soon as he took the position, and even regretted that when he made this decision, he didn't discuss it with his family.

"Grandpa, it's not that we don't let you play, it's just that this bungee jumping has high requirements for physical fitness, and it is possible for excessive stimulation to cause acute cardiovascular diseases, because when we play bungee jumping down, the human body falls with an acceleration of 9.8 m/s, and it is difficult for ordinary people to control it well, you are so old......" The coach next to him was sweating profusely, after all, Lu Quan's current outfit, without ninety, he would never say that he was seventy.

Lu Jian was surrounded by a group of people, a little unhappy, frowned and said: "You open the door to do business, I play with mine, it's not that I don't give you money, life and death are my own, what's in the way of you? If I die, you cut the rope and throw me down, the living parts are dead and you can't see the body, who can say anything about you?"

"This ......" Listening to the landing pressure say, several coaches hesitated all of a sudden, the people who play bungee jumping are basically young people, young or prime-aged, very old or too young, they will be kind to persuade a few words, but the parties insist, they can't say anything, they are coaches, the necessary safety measures are sufficient, tourists love what, look at each other, then nodded and said: "Since the old man insists, then ...... Let's play the waist bundle forward flutter, what do you think?"

"Don't pounce, don't want it, I want the most exciting, which way is the most exciting, don't worry, King Yama doesn't dare to accept me, hurry, I can't wait." Lu Jian said that he was about to reach out for the equipment, and several coaches glanced at each other again, and they all smiled helplessly.

"The old man is playing this thing for the first time, tell me what kinds of them are, I'll choose by myself!" Lu Jian looked around, almost all the bungee jumping points were the same, there were no tricks, so he pointed to the coach led by him and said: "What should you do, little doll, you come and tell me." ”

The young coach smiled, and didn't care about Lu Jian calling him a little doll, and patiently explained: "Our bungee jumping types, according to different elements can have a variety of classifications, generally according to the jumping method, specifically tied waist back jump, tied waist forward flutter, tied foot high diving, tied back flip, tied back jump, double jump, etc., in the industry, tied back bounce is known as the closest to the god of death jump, can be said to be the most exciting." ”

"Just come here!" Lu Jian clapped his hands and settled down, but it made the coach's face show an embarrassed color, Lu Pressure turned pale, took out a wad of money from his arms and waved it and said: "This money, you go and buy me an insurance, and the beneficiary will fill in you, how about it?"

Wu Chang smiled, raised his hand and shouted: "I'm the same as him, I don't have the money, but if it's insurance, give me a ...... too."

If it is an ordinary person, I am afraid that I have long been annoyed by Lu Jian and Wu Chang's singing and harmony, this old and young people, no matter how you look at it, it seems that they are looking for trouble, but this young coach's cultivation is quite good, just smiled faintly and said: "Since the two insist, I will not obstruct it again, as for the insurance, it is voluntary for the two of them, but thank you for your kindness, no matter what, I will definitely not accept it!" You always come with me, go to the No. 5 bungee jump, this little brother, you go to the No. 6 bungee point next to it, there is a special instructor there. ”

Wu Chang looked to the side, about a few meters away, thought about it, and didn't want to cause any more trouble to this coach, nodded and said: "It's okay, but this old man, you play with him with your heart, his body is hard!!Don't worry!"

Lu Jian glanced at Wu Chang, supported the platform with one hand, and jumped up, which really surprised the young coach, tilted his head and smiled, said hello to Wu Chang, quickly prepared all kinds of lassoes, and then quickly tied them up for Lu Pressure. Lu Jian stood on it and squeezed his eyebrows and eyes at Wu Chang, like a monkey, and the tourists around him were quickly attracted by him, but after a few breaths, Wu Chang was surrounded by groups before he could walk away.

Lu Pressure waved his hand, and the coach tied the equipment to Lu Pressure on his back, raised his head from time to time and said: "After tying it up, you count down to five and then hang your hands and feet in the air and step down, don't be too deliberate, just like suddenly stepping on the air, its subtlety is at the moment of stepping on the air." ”

This coach looks like he can be at most thirty years old, and he is very shrewd and capable, but it can be seen that he is really worried, but he is worried that Lu Pressure will cause trouble, or he is worried that Lu Pressure will smash the field for him, this is not very clear, Lu Pressure does not say much, laughing and greeting everyone, saying a witty remark, Lu Pressure has been fun since birth, and he has never made anyone angry over the years, which shows his ability.

After a while, Lu Jian started to talk about stand-up comedy, and dozens of people around him were immediately attracted to it, and the worried look on the coach's face gradually dissipated, and after a while, he laughed like everyone else, and after ten minutes, the hill was crowded with people, and everyone was immersed in Lu Quan's humor.

Just when everyone was immersed in laughter, something unexpected suddenly happened, Lu Press, who was walking the catwalk, suddenly stepped into the air, and the whole person fell into the abyss with infinite horror, and the timid people on the edge of the cliff let out a frightened cry in unison, and the scene became chaotic.

The management on the mountain was also shocked, and hurriedly raised the baton in his hand to maintain order, but when Lu Pressure bounced up and laughed and greeted everyone, the scene was quiet, hundreds of people were relieved at the same time, and the breath almost caused a storm, and many girls were very excited to wave their hands towards Lu Pressure, full of little stars.

However, Lu Pressure made this one of the management on the mountain angry enough, if it was really chaotic just now, this is on the edge of the cliff, there are really a few people who have fallen, and they can't see anyone dead or dead, then their scenic spot is really ruined, and the most important thing is that no matter if you have to take responsibility, the job is gone, who is looking for someone to feed this family, Lu Pressure is generous, it is definitely not an ordinary person, and it makes them red-eyed, and they unconsciously curse Lu Pressure.

Wu Chang watched it funny from the sidelines, although he can't fully understand everyone's thoughts now, but some simple thoughts can still be sensed, and the grievances of so many people are gathered together, even those who have some cultivation can feel it, not to mention that Wu Chang now has the cultivation of human immortals.

Jumping on the bungee jumping platform, let the coach who also just relieved himself tie up, after such a fuss as Lu Press, Wu Chang didn't have any intention to use that kind of bungee jumping method, and used the waist tie back jump style in a decent manner, after jumping up, the whirring wind in his ears made Wu Chang have a moment of poor breathing, when the whole person was completely upside down, I felt that my head seemed to suddenly become heavy, and the blood of the whole body was concentrated in the brain, looking at the smaller and smaller figure, Wu Chang grinned, as if the rope had no length, and the whole person fell down so quickly。

"This is the taste of death!" There was a harsh wind in his ears, and he couldn't hear any sound, Wu Chang found that a simple person playing bungee jumping could not be as stress-free as land pressure, and the whole person was completely shrouded in a mysterious space, completely without the consciousness of the outside world, Wu Chang just wanted to stop it quickly, so that he could feel like he was still being pulled, and he didn't want to fall endlessly.

Time passed minute by minute, but the rope had not yet reached the end, and Wu Chang could no longer see the figure on the top of the cliff, so he couldn't help but feel a little flustered, and secretly thought to himself: "Could it be that the rope is broken?" Rolling his eyes and looking down, there was still a black pressure below, like a bottomless pit, just when Wu Chang felt desperate, suddenly there was a feeling of being stirruped, Wu Chang felt relieved: "Finally ......"

Nima - Wu Chang didn't have time to take a breath, a pull pulled him up again, when he pulled up, Wu Chang felt that the wind blew his eyes and couldn't open them at all, so that Wu Chang just wanted to scold people, this is how brainless people would think of such a game, purely looking for death, wanting to die, he is now calculated impermanence, it is really not good, let them all accompany the guy who wants to die to play.

Wu Chang was originally complaining, but he couldn't help it after thinking about it, and suddenly thought that if he really made this one, it would be really good, he had heard of the saying that he saw ghosts before, so it was really okay to see ghosts, but it was really not good, so he took those lonely souls and wild ghosts over, and when he saw anyone playing this in the future, he would scare him, I would see who would dare to play this.

Thinking so in his heart, Wu Chang's whole person was suddenly thrown to the old high, and suddenly there was a voice next to him that Lu Jian had changed his tone: "Chang boy, how is it, can't you enjoy it?" Haha, the old man lives so big, only to find out that it is so cool to play like this!

Of course, Wu Chang's worries are purely thinking too much, Lu Pressure has nothing to do, and I don't know what's going on, he goes up and down at the same height, the normal law is useless to him at all, more than an hour has passed, Wu Chang has completely rested, Lu Pressure is still playing over there is unusually happy! But most people have lost their nature, the only thing they are still interested in is how long this old man wants to play, especially the coach, they are still waiting to go back to eat.

It turned out that the onlookers left one after another, and they lost their nature, and what changed back was pointing and pointing, and many people began to abuse, such as the old man, such as showmanship, such as disrespect for the old, etc., but it didn't scold how ugly it was, at most, it was too big to say that Lu Press's life was too big, and the pure shatter was his own death!

More than two hours have passed, several coaches have gone from squatting to sitting, and then lying down directly, looking helplessly at Lu Pressure, who is still happy, Wu Chang is idle, three women in one play, Wu Chang's mother is accompanied by those few little girls, and she won't want to go back until the sun goes down, Wu Chang's old bean has been pretending to be deep on the edge of the cliff for a long time, and there is a trend of changing to the role of Wangfu Shi, Wu Chang is too lazy to care about him, he really makes up for himself, I don't know if my ears will be cocooned.

Several coaches looked helplessly at Wu Chang who was lying on the side, or the young coach just now walked over and asked with some embarrassment: "Little brother, ...... You know that old man, right?"

Wu Chang looked at Lu Jian who was playing from a distance, and hurriedly shook his head and replied: "I don't know him!" The young coach said with a somewhat ugly face: "Little brother, please let him come down, it's been three hours, and if you continue to play like this, you will really die!"

"When he plays, he doesn't even know his mother, let alone me as an outsider?" Lu Jian except for Hongjun and Nuwa, there are really few people in this world who dare to say him, and Wu Chang can't count them. It may be a bit possible for the three clears and four royals to start their hands, but it seems that no one is stupid enough to do that!" "Besides, he doesn't care about himself, you don't care what he does, it's just a bad life!"

The coach pouted, whimpered and cried, and said, "It's not him, we're going to starve to death!" Wu Chang noticed that this place was open to the public at seven o'clock in the morning, which meant that they had to eat at least before seven o'clock, and now that it was past noon, they should indeed be hungry.

When Wu Chang heard this, he also felt a little sorry for these individuals, you said that this old man is really, he can just play alone, and drag these people as spectators, isn't this a crime? Wu Chang pulled his pants, revealing a pitch-black dagger handle, grinned at the coach, jumped up, got on the bungee jumping platform, and slashed it with a dagger in the surprised eyes of everyone......

"Hurry-" The coach closest to Wu Chang immediately rushed up with his eyes widened, but he could only watch the rope break, lying on the bungee jumping platform, trembling and watching Lu Jian fall down little by little, the coaches behind him also reacted, the young coach just now no longer had the self-cultivation just now, grabbed Wu Chang's collar and asked: "What are you doing? You are murder, hurry up and call the police!"

Wu Chang looked at the excited coach a little helplessly, shrugged his shoulders and said: "Anyway, he doesn't care about his own life, what do you care about so much, okay, okay, now you can eat! What do you care about me?" Wu Chang patted the coach's hand indifferently, and with the other hand, a thick hemp rope was tightly clutched in his hand!

Wu Chang smiled admiringly, and said: "Doesn't he like stimulation? This is enough for him to drink a pot, okay, I know this old man very well, it's okay, let go, I'm in a hurry if I don't let go!"

The coach didn't know what to worry about, and when he heard Wu Chang say this, he let go of Wu Chang, and said with a smile: "What, little brother, aren't we also in a hurry, that, what, brothers, let's withdraw first, brother, it's all up to you now!"

"It's easy to say!" Wu Chang's hand shook, his arm was stretched, and the rope of dozens of meters was completely pulled up at once, this hand made the coaches a little surprised, but before they could speak, Lu Zhuan's scolding voice came: "Okay, you stinky boy, you want to commit murder!"

Seeing that the landing pressure was safe and sound, the coaches didn't say much more, and all of them ran away, Wu Chang laughed a little, jumped off the bungee jumping platform and said: "I said Old Man Lu, you are really amazing, a few people are around you alone, empty and hungry for so long, they are not like you, they don't eat grains, how about it, didn't you have the energy just now?"

"You're a ghost, alas, who is this little ghost next to you?" Lu Jian rolled his eyes and replied angrily, but when he looked behind him, he asked with some curiosity: "Yin Shi Yin fate, but it is not an auspicious omen, how did he die, why didn't he go to reincarnation?"

Wu Chang pulled out the little ghost behind him, pointed to Lu Pressure and introduced: "Xiao Lin'er, that's Lu Pressure Daojun, an immortal who is beyond the Five Elements and is not in the Three Realms, call him grandpa!

"Alas-little Wu Chang, don't mess with me, I'm not in the Five Elements, I'm not bound by the Three Realms, but it doesn't mean that it's omnipotent, and we don't do anything about cause and effect!" Lu Jian jumped off the bungee jump, sat on the ground with a smile, took the water that Wu Chang drank just now, and drank it with a grunt: "Although the water in the world is covered with mortal dust, it is a little more human than the one on the mountain! But I can't drink a lot." ”

Wu Chang pulled Xiao Lin'er to Lu Quan's side and sat down, this Xiao Lin'er was recognized by Wu Chang when he was playing bungee jumping just now, this little guy followed Wu Chang up and down, chirping and talking non-stop on the side, but because of him, Wu Chang would not be so afraid, although he was a ghost, but his face was very sweet, although he died in a daze, but he was born very sunny, Wu Chang did not have the arithmetic of Bogu Tongjin, and he couldn't figure out how this little guy died, but he was also a child, Wu Chang felt that this little guy was much cuter than the little ghost next to Mrs. Tan。

"Old ancestor, this little guy is destined for me, you can do me a favor, look at his past and present life, he just wants to find his parents!" Wu Chang looked at Lu Jian and said with a shallow smile on the corner of his mouth. Lu Jian snorted and said: "You know the fate of a fart, look at people in this life and the next life, go to the underworld, mortals can look at it at will, and they will lose their longevity!"

"Damage Yang Shou, accumulate Yin Virtue! You have lived so much, do you still care about this Yang Shou?" "The immortals are not old and do not wither, do not grow old and do not die, and live with heaven and earth, who cares about what Yang Shou is not Yang Shou, Lu Jian said this, pure crushing is nonsense, of course, Wu Chang just thinks he is farting, but this fart is released, Wu Chang still has to smell it obediently, after all, there is a request for people!

Xiao Lin'er was also well-behaved, and knelt down to Lu Jian and said, "Ask grandpa to be fulfilled!"

Lu Jian didn't dodge or avoid, and after receiving Xiao Lin'er's blow, he stroked his beard and said: "I accept your worship, which is to take the cause and effect, but you don't have to look for your parents, they abandoned you and left you to fend for yourself, you go to them, it's just a humiliation, why don't you follow this kid, his parents are charitable, including food and shelter, and school, how about it?"

Wu Chang didn't expect this old man to find an errand for himself, just wanted to speak, he didn't want Lu Jian to scratch his head and say to himself: "But how to reshape your body, this is a trouble, look at your soul, I'm afraid that there are also ghosts and immortals who cultivate, and ordinary materials may not bear the ......."

As soon as Wu Chang heard this word, his eyes lit up......