Chapter 340: I'm going to drink high crushes
Zheng Yi smiled embarrassedly: "There, there, this place is a good place to practice, fellow Daoists are here for the right time." ”
Saying that, Zheng Yi looked at the table, and his expression changed slightly: "You guys are sitting like this?"
Lin You was puzzled: "What's wrong?"
Zheng Yi said: "Why don't you call it refreshments?"
Damn, Lin You is very unhappy, this guy is fighting the table, and he still needs something.
Before Lin You could speak, Zheng Yi had already shouted: "Man, man?"
Lin You almost rolled off the chair, how come the brothel opened by the immortal is also called a man.
"Little Er, Little Er!" Zheng Yi surprised Lin You again.
A young man in a green coat and a small hat ran over: "Immortal Master Zheng, what do you command?"
Zheng Yi glared: "Are you lazy again, why don't you come to greet the guests for so long, and you don't serve refreshments?"
The little guy smiled: "Isn't this busy, Zheng Xianye, you should be more considerate, dare to ask Xianye what refreshments he wants?"
Zheng Yi looked at Lin You beside him and said, "You ask me Brother Lin, right?"
This is called a brother.
Lin You thought about it, looked at the Chen Sishui sisters beside him, and said in his heart that they were all crystal beads from the flower family, so he should pay for the refreshments himself.
Thinking of this, Lin You looked at the little guy with a heroic face: "I don't need dim sum, I don't need it, I don't want hungry, I still want tea, just have a pot of high crush!"
"Gao Sha?" The little guy was stunned: "Immortal Master, forgive me for being short-sighted, what kind of tea is Gao Sha, I haven't heard of it!"
Mo said that Zheng Yi and Chen Sishui were puzzled, and even the people at the next table looked sideways, and it seemed that they had never heard of this kind of tea.
Lin You smiled slightly and said: "You must have it here, among the tea leaves sieved out of your warehouse, you will pinch some of the best tea leaves and brew them into a pot, which is high crushed! This high crushed tea is the essence of tea, the taste is endless, the aftertaste is long, it is very classic." Go ahead, just have a pot of high crush!"
Since he decided to pay for this tea himself, Lin You naturally ordered it cheaper.
The little guy was stunned.
Everyone was stunned.
"Immortal, we threw away the tea leaves after they were sifted out, this is not broken!"
"That's it!" Lin You put on a look of pity, thought for a while, and said: "It's really a bad thing, high crushed is the best, I just love to drink high crush." You do this, go and sift again, sift it, there will always be!" said with a heroic wave of his hand: "Go, go!"
The little guy was completely speechless.
At this time, Brother Zheng Yi on the side saw a clue, and said weakly: "Brother Lin, the refreshments here don't need crystal beads, including the fifty crystal beads when you enter the door." I saw that this little guy bullied you because you didn't have refreshments before you exported. ”
Lin You was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then turned his head to look at the little guy: "What are you still stunned for, don't embarrass you, pick up the best tea for a pot, and the best dim sum will be served with seven plates and eight bowls, I will pack it when I can't finish eating." ”
Zheng Yi was speechless at this time.
While turning their heads all the time, the people who had been trying to see and know Gao Xiao looked at Lin You with disdain, and turned their heads with disdain.
The little guy nodded dumbfounded, turned and left.
"Sister, I want to go back, it's too embarrassing!" Chen Sibing looked at her sister and said in a low voice.
Chen Sishui's face was also flushed, and he said in his heart that this kid didn't blush from beginning to end.
Zheng Yi looked at Lin You in surprise for a long time, and saw him shaking his head to enjoy the song and dance with a calm expression, without the slightest embarrassment, and couldn't help but smile: "Brother Lin, I think the two of us will definitely become good friends." ”
Lin You didn't squint: "Hey, in fact, Gao Crush is the best, but they don't have it, there is no way, I have to be wronged." ”
Chen Sibing spoke again: "Sister, let's go first, I can't listen to it anymore." ”
Zheng Yi stroked his palms and smiled, his small eyes narrowed into a slit: "Brother Lin, let's not talk about this, you said earlier that there are unsatisfactory things in the women's dresses, and Brother Wei is very curious, can Brother tell me about it?"
Lin You smiled obscenely: "Actually, it's very simple, the women in this building tonight are all outstanding, and there is only one point of dissatisfaction, the safety pants are tight, and the color is a little monotonous, which is very disturbing." He said to himself: "This is an era of going light, what if you don't go out and mix up!"
Zheng Yi was confused: "Safety pants? gone, brother, what does this mean?"
Lin You smiled and waved his hand at Zheng Yi: "Brother Justice, come over with your ears." ”
Zheng Yi leaned on his ears with great interest.
After Lin You whispered a few words in Zheng Yi's ear, he sat up straight and continued to watch the song and dance performance.
Zheng Yi blinked, and his eyebrows fluttered and he stretched out a thumbs up to Lin You: "In a word, incisive! Brother is really the leader in the Fengyue Field." No, I'll order a pot of wine, for the sake of safety pants, let's make a big deal!"
Lin You shook his head: "Brother Justice, I don't drink well, let's forget it! Let's replace the bar with tea for a while!" Lin You estimated that he would have to pay Jingzhu for some wine, so he refused in one sip.
The two chatted without saying a word, and the previous little servant held a large tray and brought over the tea and snacks that Lin You wanted.
"Immortal, this is the good Xuanye tea we have upstairs tonight, these are the snacks we have here, I have served a plate of everything, are you still satisfied?"
Lin You nodded: "Very good, very good! But remember to prepare a high crush next time!"
The little guy nodded speechlessly, and turned around.
Lin You turned his head and asked Zheng Yi: "Brother Justice, I see that this little guy is also a cultivator, why do you practice yourself like this and be a little guy in this building?"
Zheng Yi smiled: "It seems that brother, you really don't come often, the little guys in this building tonight are all the children of some small sects or loose cultivators." It's all the sect that was destroyed or the parents were killed and were taken in by the Tonight Building.,Women, you naturally know what the Tonight Building is for.,The men have no use here.,They can only be used to be small houses.。 ”
Lin You was stunned, the second generation of fallen immortals.
"So, the women in the building tonight are all female cultivators who have no father or mother, or who have suffered a mutation?" Lin You said.
"Not really!" Zheng Yi said, "Some of them are, but most of them are voluntary members of the cultivators. Speaking of this, Zheng Yi blinked and said, "It's very profitable here!"
Lin You said in his heart that it was not, it would be fifty crystal beads when he entered the door to see the singing and dancing, how could it be difficult to make money.
As the two were talking, the singing and dancing stopped, and tonight the women in the building scattered in the air, no more, no less, and one person fell on each table.
Lin You left a fair-skinned, watery-eyed, long-legged little sister here, and sat opposite Lin You with big eyes and a blink.
"Little woman Han Tian, how many have you met!" the woman smiled at Lin You and said softly.
"Han Tilt, good name, affectionate vein!" Lin You looked at Han Tilt with a smile, and suddenly said again: "The skin is so good, white!"
"Poof!" Chen Sibing spit out a sip of water he had just drunk and glared at Lin You, this kid was really out of tune.
Zheng Yi also spoke: "Yes, not only white, but also tender, can pinch out the water!"
Lin You was relieved, and only when he said this was worthy of Brother Justice's obscene appearance.
Han Tian didn't seem to be surprised, but he still smiled slightly and said: "Two Taoist friends, Han Tian hopes that you can shine in the next poetry friends, if you get the favor of my sister Qing'er, you will naturally be able to get what you want." ”
"Obscene poetry friends, I like it!" Lin You was determined in his heart, there are 300 Tang poems, Lao Tzu will kill you!
Zheng Yi also spoke: "Xiaosheng is not talented, and he also has a lot of research on poetry, so it seems that he will show his hand today." ”
Lin You was stunned, Brother Justice is also a scholar, so he really can't see it.
"Sister Han Tian, dare to ask Sister Qing'er in your mouth, but she is the one who has just sung the song?" Lin You asked.
Han Tian nodded: "Exactly, you two should be careful, I am very optimistic about you." ”
Lin You naturally didn't take this polite remark to heart, smiled casually, and looked at the high platform.
Not long after, the bright and unbelievable woman who had been singing the song before walked out, gestured with all kinds of charms, stood in the middle of the stage and glanced at everyone, and finally said softly: "Meet friends with poetry, if the Taoist friend here deals with it properly, Qing'er is willing to talk to the Taoist friend pavilion." ”
"Sister Qing'er, let's start, we can't wait!"
"Yes, I guess you still have one song after another, but I went back last time and studied it for a long time, so I will definitely talk to you in the attic today. ”
There was constant noise in the audience.
Qing'er smiled and said, "Since this is the case, I'm not welcome, fellow Daoists, listen up." ”
Lin You sat up straight when he heard this, and looked at Qing'er on the stage expectantly.
"The white hair is three thousand feet, and the fate is like a long one. I don't know where to get the autumn frost in the mirror?"
"I'm leaning on!" Lin You stood up straight, damn, it's really three hundred Tang poems.