Chapter 37: The Ghost Comes to the Door
Walking in the woods of the Wutong Sycamore, the yellow fluff in the sky is extremely unpleasant, that Gong Xue has already covered with a white veil, and also sent a clean purple veil to Zhao Yan, as for Zhou Yang'er and their old and young masters, they don't have this treatment.
Looking at the yellow dots flying in the sky, he had long since lost the novelty of this fake sycamore, and only his disgust was full, but when the sun rose, this disgust was alleviated a lot. This kind of plane tree in Gong Xue's mouth, the branches and leaves are dense and broad, now in early summer, the weather was originally a little hot, so he walked in this refusal forest, not only did not bask in the sun, but also wisps of cool breeze hit, in addition to the little yellow hair, this tree is not bad.
Following Old Man Gong all the way to the back of the high mountain in the forest, Zhou Yang'er felt a little bored in his heart, this group of old men all had problems, they could fly through the air, but they had to walk. What else do you say about enlightenment, enlightenment, enlightenment is the way under your feet, and thinking about it makes people crazy. Because he couldn't fly, the sheep behind him kept putting his head on his brother, and he slapped him before he became honest.
"I said stupid, you don't really think that with that little fat dun, you can make Nanhai Penglai the foundation of your foothold, right?" On the way to the back mountain, Li Junshen in his left arm suddenly asked.
Zhou Dashenjun smiled when he heard this, and replied in his heart: "I'm not that stupid!" I remember that he had asked the little girl who was destined to be Xingjun, whoever is on the list of all gods, mortals are difficult to change, and the immortals may have a glimmer of life.
Now that Zhao Yan's sister and brother are on the list, although he has made up his mind not to worship the altar, it is better to start practicing just in case. Although the Heavenly Immortal Avenue is far away, it is better than being an ignorant mortal, right?
I was thinking about it, but I heard Li Xinyi in his left arm say: "No ......"
His mind was peeped at again, but Zhou Yang'er, who had become a habit, was too lazy to argue. I was about to laugh at him. was patted on the shoulder, and when I looked back, it was the little fat man Zhao Zhe. At this time, his fat face was like a steamed white-flour steamed bun, and his facial features were all submerged by the pile of fat.
This fat mound, I haven't seen it for a few days, it seems that he has gained a lot of weight. Zhou Dashenjun was muttering in his heart, but he heard Zhao Zhe open his mouth and whispered: "Brother-in-law, this favor is enough to help you, don't worry, about you and my sister, although I can't talk about my father, my mother will definitely speak for you." ”
looked at Zhao Zhe's chubby face with interest. In my heart, I was secretly surprised, this little fat man seemed to be much more sleek since the last time he caused trouble, and he was not as sluggish as before. It's just that when I thought that Uncle Zhao and his wife had passed away, and their sister and brother didn't know about it, I couldn't help but feel sad in my heart, what should I say about this......
"Stupid!" This time Li Xin even omitted the word "cai", and only reprimanded: "This is not what you should say as an ordinary person, even if you keep saying that you want to ask that Zhao family girl to be your wife, but before you pass the door, you are still an outsider after all......"
"But you can't just keep it from the two of them, right?" Zhou Yang'er asked in her heart while dealing with Zhao Da Fatdun's question.
"Stupid! People have elders in the sect, and this kind of major event should naturally be told by the elders of the sect in person. What are you involved in?" Li Dajun trained people and was always ruthless: "You are not the only one who knows that their parents have died, right? Do you see someone speak?"
Hearing him say this, Zhou Dashenjun remembered that Old Man Gong should also know, he raised his eyes to look, but saw that the old man was pointing fingers at Uncle Daoist and Li Daoming. And Gong Xue's little girl pulled Zhao Yan to stand aside with a smile and a smile.
Attentively, but I listened to the old man Gong laughed loudly: "Dragon meat is delicious, but it grows too slowly, a dragon has to live for 10,000 years when it is an adult, a few years ago, the old guys in the Qingbao Valley refined the ripening pill that can make strange flowers and spiritual grasses, rare birds and beasts grow rapidly, but it has been popular for a while, I have also tried to mature one, the meat is tender, but the taste is very poor, I found that because the growth is too fast, the aura in the dragon's body can not be supplied, so the meat is not fresh." ”
That Li Daoming was anxious, and when he heard this, he interrupted: "Hey, Gong Erdan, what you let us eat this time shouldn't be the kind of ripe dragon meat, right?"
was called by a nickname, the old man's face jumped up angrily, pointed at the white-clothed Taoist priest and scolded: "Li Gouyu, close your stinky mouth, sure enough, it is what is left in the dog's mouth, and you can't speak at all." ”
Uncle Lao Dao saw two old guys arguing on the side, and couldn't help but think of the scene when several boys got along when they were young, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously smiled. But before he could come back to his senses, he heard Old Man Gong shouting: "Uncle Xiunu, you are an old man, who is not good to look for treatment, you have to find him!
The old Taoist's eyebrows suddenly raised a pimple, the two apprentices were close at hand, he just wanted to invite the two old friends to stay in Germany, and the little name was violently attacked by the old ghost Gong, this is ......
"Grandpa Gong, aren't we eating ripe dragon meat this time?" Over there, Zhao Yan suddenly interjected, knowing that she was deliberately interjecting, Old Man Gong still got off the donkey and said: "Of course not, this dragon was caught by me in Liangzhou Golden Gorge twenty years ago, and last time I let the old man in Qingbao Valley take a look, Qingxu's old cow's nose said, at least 20,000 years old, the most delicious time, haha!"
"Wonderful, wonderful, it seems that we have a good mouth today!" The uncle on the side nodded at Zhao Yan and said. In his heart, he secretly praised his own disciple for having eyes and coming to things, but unfortunately he was born with a six-yin body and could not inherit his mantle. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but glance at the fat dun Zhao Zhe not far away, and there were more pimples on the two shou eyebrows.
"Golden Gorge! Could it be the Golden Gorge in the upper reaches of the Xishui River?" Zhou Yang'er on the side suddenly asked. He has nothing to do, and he often likes to listen to people put on the dragon gate array. I remember hearing a few businessmen who came to the City God Temple to burn incense before, saying that 20 years ago, there were often demon dragons in the Golden Gorge to make monsters, stirring up wind and waves to overturn passing ships, and then there were high-ranking people passing by in addition to this harm. Now I know that the master is the old man Gong, and what is even more surprising is that people have not thought about anything to eliminate harm for the people, just to get food.
"Yes, that's exactly there!" Old Man Gong replied with a smile: "When passing through the Golden Gorge, this evil animal was harming a boatload of people, so he caught it, and listened to the local boatman say that this demon likes to eat pig's head, and all passing ships want to allow it a pig's head, and will let it go, and some captains are reluctant, and as a result, a boat will be swallowed by it." ”
"No wonder!" The little fat man suddenly realized when he heard this: "Last time I followed my father to pass by the Golden Gorge, the captain shouted 'Pig Brains!' while holding the boat, and I thought he was scolding, but he was making a wish!" Speaking of this, he seemed a little strange: "However, even if the dragon was caught by Grandpa Gong, why did they still call like this?"
"Get used to it!" Zhou Yang'er rolled her eyes and said: "Although the dragon has been caught, I think those captains have become accustomed to it, so when they encounter the wind and waves, they will scream at the pig's brain." But he had heard the businessmen say it.
Everyone heard the words and found it funny, thinking about the situation of the captain standing on the bow of the boat and shouting the pig's head in the wind and waves, it was really indescribably weird.
They walked all the way laughing and walked for another half an hour, and when they reached the mountainside behind them, they heard the old man Gong say: "In front is the dragon slaying platform, and the dragon is tied to it, and Li Gou is left! If you don't believe it, you can go and take a look, and see if it is wild or domestic." ”
Li Daoming smiled strangely: "I'm going to take a look!" After saying that, he strode towards the dragon slaying platform, and everyone saw him like this, so they had to go with him.
The so-called dragon slaying platform is actually nothing more than a half-bulldozed hill. When everyone walked to the front, they found that the stage was empty, and there was no dragon at all.
Everyone turned their eyes to Old Man Gong, and the old man's expression froze, and he shouted: "Zhiqiu! Zhiqiu!"
Hearing his call, a young Taoist priest ran over from the mountain road not far away in a panic, and when he saw that it was the ancestor of the Gong family, he quickly knelt down and kowtowed: "Old ancestor Wan'an." Old man Gong waved his hand, signaling that he didn't need to be polite, and asked without looking at it: "Why are you the only one?"
He asked a few questions, his tone was quite stern, and the young man didn't dare to get up, and said: "Old ancestor, your old man has just come down the mountain, and the water ghost who came out of nowhere wanted to snatch the dragon, but fortunately, Brother Qiu was there, and he repelled the water ghost and chased him down." The little ones were afraid that the water ghost would come again, so they sent the dragon back to Yulin Pool. With that, he kowtowed again.
The talkative Li Daoming laughed when he heard this: "Haha, I often hear that old cats don't avoid mice, and that's true, Gong Erdan, you are still a character who has been a heavenly master, people often say that heavenly masters chase ghosts, and they are caught." You're funny, the ghosts are stealing from the door, haha...... It looks like he's really old! It's not okay to be old, haha......"
There was another burst of laughter. He is the best at playing tricks on people by nature, making jokes regardless of the severity, childhood friends are often teased by him, only in front of the old man Gong but he is often deflated, at this time to see the old Gong out of the foreign appearance, he can't let go of the opportunity to laugh at people.
"Okay, okay, I know that you have learned some kung fu of collecting yin and replenishing yang, so you have a good skin, and I really can't compare to you in this ability to maintain your beauty, so I'm old, you're still young, and the turtle grandson baby won't show off anymore!"
"You!" Hearing the old ghost Gong say that he picked yin to supplement yang, Li Mingdao's laughter was suddenly stuck, and he was about to scold, but when he heard a muffled sound in front of him, Old Man Gong's face changed greatly, and he asked the young Taoist priest: "Is there someone guarding the Yulin Pond?" Seeing the young Taoist priest shaking his head. Old Man Gong exclaimed, "It's a disaster!" Throwing his crutch into the air, he turned into a flying dragon, and the old man stepped on the flying dragon and went straight to a hillside in front of him.
But it turned out that the muffled sound just now, but someone opened the ban on Yulinchi, and there were dozens of big dragons and small dragons in it......
Thinking of this, the old man didn't even have time to say hello, so he went straight to the jade pool......
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