Chapter 19: Mo Evil Leisure Records (1)
Chapter 19: Mo Evil Leisure Records (1)
Zhong Ming never thought that this was a masterpiece of Mo Evil Master Tai to prove his innocence, and when he was unconscious, Mo Evil Master Tai's robe sleeve was thrown off, and Zhong Ming's entire body was gently rolled to the ground, making him feel as if he was sleeping on the ground. Mo Xie Master then turned his head, and then motioned to Xia Feiguan to go over and inspect it personally, and carefully instructed:
According to the old body's understanding of this child, the martial arts he practiced should be different from the development of ordinary people. I didn't expect that this matter can now prove the innocence of my grandson, you just have to check carefully, if there is any inconvenience, you will have to be responsible for it afterwards!"
According to common sense, it is a great humiliation for a stranger to look at another person's private parts except for a doctor. However, things have developed to this point, and Xia Feiguan has no choice. Besides, this matter is requested by the other party's relatives for protection, so you can do it with confidence.
Xia Feiguan had never done such an errand, and at this time, he saw that Zhong Ming's crotch clothes fell off one after another after the middle foot, and the original crotch on his pants had formed a hole the size of a person's foot. Through the hole, he found that although Zhong Ming was an adult, except for the lack of a scroca, he was the size of a five or six-year-old child.
This turned out to be the result of his practice of this innate child's exercise since he was a child, and the development of birth/breeding/organs was very different from that of ordinary people. After Xia Feiguan saw it, he understood what Master Mo meant, and hurriedly pulled the woman over to check. The woman came up first and covered her head and insisted on refusing to check, Xia Feiguan's temperament was like a raging fire, so she couldn't help but scold angrily:
"All the words of your woman's accusation against him for adultery have been spoken, and every sentence is ironclad evidence, which can be described as follows: A thief bites and penetrates three inches to the bone. It's undeniable. Now the other party does not hesitate to damage his personal dignity, and it is also benevolent and righteous to do this, and now it is time for you to personally distinguish whether he is the real murderer, why do you bother to take it again!"
When the woman heard this, she gritted her teeth and stomped her feet before she relented, turned her head and took a closer look, and couldn't help but straighten her eyes and tremble all over. Then she rubbed her eyes suddenly, I don't know if she couldn't help it or got carried away for a while, in order to relieve the immediate trouble, she actually bent down and reached out to rummage to check the other party's private parts.
Unexpectedly, this move greatly annoyed Xia Feiguan, and he grabbed him, and then scolded her loudly:
"Well, you crazy woman, what do you want to do...... Xiang Gongzi is a clean boy's body, in order to prove his innocence, the reason why he paid these things is really not easy, how can you touch it with such a filthy hand, aren't you afraid of infecting him with bad luck!"
The woman couldn't help but be shocked when she heard this, as if she had woken up from a nightmare, her face was full of shame, and she immediately knelt down and kowtowed to Xia Feiguan and Mo Xie Shitai to apologize:
"It's the little woman's ghost, it's the little woman's bastard, it's all because I recognize the wrong person, which caused this son to suffer this humiliation. Please don't meet the old-timers like my little girl...... However, the man did look exactly like him...... Looks like my life is so miserable!", and wept continuously.
With a flick of the sleeves of Mo Evil Master's robe, Zhong Ming's back acupoints were all untied at this time, and he immediately woke up from a coma. At this time, although he was ignorant, he had already guessed his grandmother's intentions, and couldn't help but blush:
"Grandma, I don't understand, it's her own business to believe it or not, it's my business whether I do it or not. It's inherently irrelevant. What's the big deal about being framed by a few random words, and besides, I'm not a child anymore, how can my grandson's childlike body allow others to check and watch it casually, isn't this a bit excessive?"
Master Mo rolled his eyes and rebuked him directly:
"Little doll, what do you know, now rumors are spreading, and everyone thinks of you as the brute who committed the crime. The grandmother who was even tired was gasping for breath every time she thought about it, and now if you don't witness it in person by the chivalrous warrior in front of you, how can you kid walk the rivers and lakes in the future!"
At the same time, the lone ranger in the Western Wilderness had unwrapped the package behind him, took out a set of his spare clothes from it and handed it to Zhong Ming, and then said apologetically:
"Good brother, this dress is my brother's, although it is not new but it is clean, you can wear it for the time being. Afterwards, my brother will definitely buy you a new one and compensate you. ”
"Right now, as long as you can cover up your ugliness, it's more important than anything else, and you don't need to pay for it!" Zhong Ming hurriedly took it and put it outside, and kept saying in his mouth: "Thank you, thank you." ”
"A person has a superhuman martial arts and does not want to show off, innocent was slapped without thinking about grudges, was framed and ignored, Xiang Gongzi can be called an eye-opener today, I didn't expect there to be a character like you in the martial arts. If Xiang Gongzi doesn't dislike it," Xia Feiguan still insisted on the request of the right talent: "I am willing to marry you as a brother with a different surname, are you willing?"
"Let's ask grandma about this first, right?" Zhong Ming said with some hesitation.
"Hey...... It's your own business, grandma, how can I interject casually, everything is better for you to make your own decisions. ”
Zhong Ming was still shocked by this proposal, and said to Xia Feiguan with some hesitation:
"Zhong Ming is only a young man of seventeen or eighteen years old, Your Excellency is almost older than my father's generation, and he is famous all over the world, if you marry me, I am afraid that your reputation will be insulted, right?"
"Well, that's not true. We are waiting to walk the rivers and lakes, what we pay attention to is a morality, and what we value is a fate, today you and I have a fate, I have regarded you as a confidant in life, do you still look down on me as a brother?" Xia Feiguan said this, seeing that Zhong Ming seemed to have other concerns, and said: "What brothers want is sincerity, you and I don't care about the age difference, now it only depends on whether you agree?"
"Thanks to the eldest brother for looking up to the younger brother so much, Zhong Ming listens to the eldest brother in everything. Hearing this, Zhong Ming had no choice but to nod in agreement.
"This is my good brother! You now think that you have taken advantage of the age of the foolish brother, but you don't know that the foolish brother has really taken a big advantage...... I guess it won't take much time for the virtuous brother to be famous all over the world! It's not too much to say that he is the first person in today's martial arts...... At that time, as your sworn brother, will the foolish brother not be greatly advantaged? ”
Xia Feiguan laughed at this, and immediately the two of them piled soil into a furnace and planted grass for incense in the woods, and worshiped as brothers with different surnames. Then Xia Feiguan went over and knelt down to Master Mo and saluted:
"Grandma is above, and the righteous grandson Xia Feiguan visited your old man. ”
Mo Xie Shi was too happy to laugh for a while, and then picked up Xia Feiguan on the ground, and called back the three Yi Hui in the distance, and then said to Xia Feiguan:
"Grandma, I'm not welcome today, I heard that your child has a good reputation outside, and he will definitely give Zhong Ming a good guide in the future. With that eldest grandson as an inspiration, the matter of choosing friends for your own children should not be underestimated. As a gift for you and me to meet, the old body will definitely pass on to you a set of methods of 'repaying the principal and bringing benefits' another day, even if it is a part of grandma's heart. ”
Xia Feiguan knelt down again to express his gratitude, and before Xia Feiguan stood up, who knew that Mo Feiguan's face suddenly changed, and he turned to the woods on the side and shouted loudly:
"Sneaky, what kind of system, you two still don't want me to get out! Do you want me to greet me personally?"
With the shouting, two people immediately flashed from behind the bushes. What is surprising is that it is the ghost envoy and the couple who have a great background in the martial arts who do this sneaky thing. The two of them came to Master Mo's body, bowed down and saluted, and said in unison:
"I have seen my wife and the little master, the younger generation Xu Bucheng and Niu Yuying happened to pass by, and I didn't intend to avoid my wife, so I ask my wife to forgive me. ”
"Didn't the old body already tell you, don't call yourself any more masters, the old body has nothing to do with your master. Now the old body is called: Mo Xie. You will call me Mo Evil. ”
"The juniors don't dare. ”
Mo Xie Master was too reluctant to continue to entangle with the couple over the title, so he had to ask:
"Have you two heard clearly behind the bushes that my grandson is not the flower thief, and now if you two still have any doubts, you can confirm the truth to the lone ranger in the West Wilderness and the victim woman on the side. ”
The ghost sent Xu Bucheng in the husband and wife and then said:
"The younger generation already knows, why bother to ask others, the descendants of the Xiang family have nothing to do with this matter at all, it's just that others deliberately slandered me, I should pass on this verification to Wulin. I don't know if my wife has anything else to say to the master now, the master and his old man happen to be nearby because of the incident, and if the master doesn't have anything to say, the younger generation will leave. ”
"Wait...... The old man has a kind word of advice to your master, you two might as well bring back a poem written by the ancients to the old guy, which can be regarded as an exhortation to him. As for the content, I think after he reads it, he will naturally understand what the old body wants. After that, he signaled the second disciple behind him to take out the paper and pen from the package, and then ordered her to write a letter on his behalf, and then dictated:
"Use the bow to be strong, and the arrow to be long. Shoot the man first and shoot the horse, and capture the thief first and capture the king. There is a limit to killing, and the nations have their own borders. If you can control the invasion of the mausoleum, how can you kill more!"
After Yi Yi handed the letter to Mo Ye for a glance, he immediately handed it to Xu Bucheng. After Mo Evil Master nodded, the ghost envoy sent the couple to retreat more than ten steps, and just wanted to turn around, but he didn't expect Mo Evil Master to suddenly change his original intention at this time. Everyone didn't see what tricks she used, and suddenly they had taken back the letter paper in Xu Bucheng's hand.
Xu Bucheng was shocked by this, and he didn't know where he had offended her, which caused Mo Evil Master to be so angry. Unexpectedly, Master Mo didn't say a word, and then stretched out the letter in his hand and shook it above his head, and suddenly it was like a thunderclap in the air, and the letter was immediately shattered in the air.
Everyone present didn't expect that Master Mo's skill would reach such a realm, and they were all very shocked, no wonder she said that she was only slightly inferior to her martial arts skills compared to Senior Brother Qu Killing. The ghost envoy sent the couple to be even more frightened, not knowing why the other party acted like this, Mo Xie Shi was obviously a little sorry for the frightened Xu Cheng couple, and explained:
"The four great monks are empty, and they should not be involved in mundane affairs. The old body deeply regrets that he has been troubled for a while, and he almost fell back into the world, so there is no need to bring this letter, you should go back like this. ”
Although Xu Bucheng and Niu Yuying were a little inexplicable, they still had no choice but to make promises, and then turned around and walked to the edge of the forest, and then disappeared in a flash. When everyone just wanted to ask why Mrs. Mo treated the ghost envoy and the couple like this, they only heard Mrs. Mo shouting to the other side of the woods:
"Since you are here, why are you sneaking around, dodging and dodging, do you have to avoid the master for the rest of your life?"
As soon as Master Mo finished speaking, everyone's eyes lit up, and they saw a masked nun kneeling in front of Master Mo and said:
"The apprentice Yikong visited the master and asked the master to forgive the apprentice for the crime of going down the mountain without permission. ”
"Why are you here?"
"Just because there are rumors in the rivers and lakes that there are three wandering snitches, who specialize in those evil deeds that hurt heaven and reason, and the ghost and the ghost envoy and the god send couple accuse each other of doing it. I also heard reports from the people below that the three people have been haunting this neighborhood recently, and there are signs of committing crimes again. In order to find out the true identity of this lewd thief, I made an appointment with the ghost envoy and the god to join forces in this vicinity to inspect and arrest people, and see whose subordinates it was. ”
"Are you still determined to fight the Flying Witch?"
"There is no choice. ”
"Alas, everyone has their own aspirations, and they cannot be forced. Now that you've come to this point, there's nothing to say about the master. I hope you will do everything for yourself, and never kill innocents. ”
"The apprentice must obey the master's orders. ”
"Get up. Just as he wanted to say goodbye to his master, he listened to Mrs. Mo instructed: "Regarding whether the thief is Zhong Ming's witness, it is this victim woman except us at the scene." In order to get more clues, you better take this woman back so that she will not be hurt by others outside. ”
"Yes, master. ”
"But until this case is solved, Master, I don't want this woman's safety to be threatened in the slightest. This matter is related to Master's reputation...... Do you see what I mean?"
"I understand. The disciple must protect this woman's life as if he were his own life, until the truth is revealed!"
Yi Kong knew very well the importance of this woman's right vision, and his position at that time was a little farther away from the ghost envoy and his wife, and he didn't know what evidence this woman saw, so he suddenly changed his mouth and denied that it was not Zhong Ming's doing. Therefore, after bidding farewell to the master, he took the woman by the hand and walked out of the woods like a gust of wind.
Who knew that after Yi Kong left, he suddenly turned around and led the woman back to Mo Evil Master Tai, and asked Mo Evil Master Tai on his knees:
"If the apprentice has to accidentally injure the 'Eagle Claw Demon King' one day, I don't know how the master will punish the apprentice, please make it clear?"