Today is definitely not a good day for Zhao Zhe. When he looked back and saw that it was a cat talking, and it was a tiger cat raised by his sister. Without saying a word, he fanned himself a few times. It wasn't until Zhou Yang'er shouted: "Don't fan! It's not a dream!" that she slowly stopped. Look at the cat fixedly.

Looking at how tall the little fat man's swollen face was, Zhou Yang'er couldn't help but smile and said, "It's not your cat, it's the three-tailed fox spirit who was crushed under the falling fox cliff." With that, he stretched out his hand and lifted the back of the cat's neck and said, "How did you find us?"

The cat's limbs kicked wildly, but it couldn't scratch it. Just about to speak. But when he heard Zhao Zhe's "whoop", he jumped up, pointed to the cat hanging in the air and shouted: "Tell me honestly, what about our tiger cat? Otherwise, the master will tell you to finish immediately!"

As he spoke, he took out the trap and dangled it in front of the cat's eyes. Who knew that the cat didn't look at it, and said disdainfully: "Take this thing away from my aunt and grandmother, this kind of thing dares to show off in front of me, and it's almost the same to deal with those little demons on the sidelines." But it frightens me. ”

Zhao Zhe was furious, and while putting the beast clip on the cat's head, he scolded: "Make your mouth hard." Zhou Yang'er next to him couldn't stop it, and watched the beast clip fall on top of the cat's head. The cat was safe and sound. He shook his head a few times in a row, and threw the beast clamp to the ground.

Two teenagers, one fat and one thin, the boss with open eyes at this time, looked at the cat stupidly. The cat took the opportunity to break free from Zhou Yang'er's clutches, and then said triumphantly: "Isn't it just an object with a fierce aura, and it's also a shame that you have the face to be a magic weapon." ”

"What kind of ferocious aura?" asked Zhou Yang'er, who couldn't turn around for a while. But I heard the cat laugh and said: "Just because this thing kills a lot of creatures, it will bring evil qi to it, and the monsters who have never cultivated the Authentic Dao Sect Xuangong can't afford it." ”

Saying that, he raised his head and said proudly: "The ancestor of my Tianxin Fox Clan is the Upper Realm's Heart Moon Fox Star Monarch, and the exercises he cultivates are more authentic and authentic, how can he be afraid of your broken play." Tell you, my family's exercises......"

The more the cat talked, the more interested she became, and she was about to show off in front of the two dirt buns. Suddenly, I felt a tightness at the back of my neck, and I was lifted up by the pock-faced young man again. The cat was in a hurry and was about to open his mouth to curse. But I heard Zhou Yang'er say slowly: "You liar, stop talking nonsense." You haven't answered me yet, how did you find us? ”

The cat hanging in the air was furious, and scolded: "Bastard pockmarked face, you are a liar! Your whole family is a liar! Your eighteenth generation ancestors are all ......" Facing the cat's scolding, Zhou Yang'er didn't hear it, just tossed the cloth bag vigorously, and finally pulled out a piece of macaroon and stuffed it into the cat's mouth.

"Hmm...... Hmm" The cat wanted to scold again, but felt the sweetness in his mouth and quickly chewed it. But the young man who heard it say with a smile: "If you want macaroons, just say it, why pretend to scold." Don't be afraid, if there are too many cakes, you won't be hungry. ”

"Meow!" the cat screamed angrily, her eyes wide open, and she glared at Zhou Yang'er. The macaroons also fell to the ground. "Hey, hey, hey......" Zhao Zhe shouted distressedly: "Don't spoil my cake." ”

"That's right!" The cake that fell on the ground and Zhao Zhe's cry reminded Zhou Yang'er that he still had an account to collect. threw the cat to the ground and grabbed Zhao Zhe's neck and pressed him to the stone. Zhao Zhe rolled his eyes when he was pinched. Only then did Zhou Yang'er remember that his current strength was not comparable to before. Fu let go and grabbed him by the collar.

Zhao Da Fatdun, who finally relieved his breath, howled loudly: "Okay! Zhou Yang'er, you dare to beat me! I'll tell my sister when I get home! See how my sister ......" Before he finished speaking, he heard a bang, and the young man with a pockmarked face rubbed his ear with a fist and smashed it on the stone, and the bluestone was suddenly collapsed into a large piece. Seeing the stones, which were not much smaller than his head, fall to the ground, the little fat man's screams stopped abruptly.

With a pale face and a half-open mouth that was stupid for a while, Zhao Zhe lamented: "Second brother Yang, we are the best brothers, what are you doing here?"

"Fart!" But the second brother Yang on the other side scolded, "Do you play your good brother as a fool? You bastard, you tricked your grandfather Yang into digging into the woods to find the gods here, and also provoked a group of fox spirits." The more the boy spoke, the angrier he became, and he couldn't help but raise his fist again.

Looking at the piece of rubble that fell to the ground, Zhao Da Fatdun shuddered, and begged for mercy with a crying voice: "Brother, my own brother, when have I never deceived anyone?

"Rice cakes are crazy!" Zhou Yang'er sneered and replied simply.

"Ah?!" The little fat man with snot and tears on his face was completely stunned, and looked at the second brother in front of him in a daze.

Seeing that Zhao Zhe was still pretending to be confused. The three pockmarks on the tip of his nose jumped twice, holding back his anger, Zhou Yang'er drank and asked: "What's the matter with fried rice cakes in lard, and then pretend to be a cat and eat an elephant for Grandpa Yang, see if I don't smash your brain out of it!"

Zhao Da Fatdun was inexplicably asked, so he simply sprinkled it: "What lard? What rice cakes? What are you crazy about? Lao Tzu's rice cakes are all fried in soybean oil, where did the lard come from." You're going to kill me. Come on, come on!"

"Fart, you're a pig, can't you tell what kind of oil?" Zhou Yang'er scolded angrily. With a sudden change of mind, I am afraid that the fat pig in front of me who does not divide the grains is really unclear.

Soybean oil was originally used by poor people who could not afford to eat vegetable oil, and it must have been rarely used by fat people's families. Although this Zhao Zhe usually likes to have a temper with the young master. But if you really deceive yourself, you will never be so hard.

After thinking for a while, he let go of the fat man, took out a few fried steamed buns in the cloth bag that were used as dry food, handed them to the fat man, and said, "What is your name soybean oil?" Zhao Zhe leaned in front of him and smelled it, and fell back from the stone.

"Mom, what a disgusting thing!" shouted Zhao Zhe, who fell to the ground solidly. But I heard the second brother of the sheep holding the steamed bun say with a smile: "This is soybean oil." ”

"But my mother said that soybean oil tastes the same as lard, second brother, you didn't coax me, did you?" said the fat man pitifully.

"Stupid, if soybean oil and lard smell the same, who still raises pigs for what?" while watching the lively cats couldn't listen anymore, they couldn't help but tease.

"My mother lied to me?" Zhao Zhe was a little stupid, "But my father said the same, my sister said the same, and Grandpa Feng said the same......

"That's what your whole family says!" Zhou Yang'er, who was holding a steamed bun, interrupted him. "Otherwise, you pig-headed people will say that you have lard to eat. I threw the fried steamed buns in soybean oil into my mouth, not understanding why I was hungry so fast.

He already knew it in his heart, it seemed that in order to prevent Zhao Zhe's big mouth from leaking the news, the fat man was shaken by their whole family. In this case, it is much simpler, now you just need to find another Zhao family member to ask clearly.

Zhao Yan...... Forget it, it's not good if the tigress is not troubled, Zhao Zhe, his father, Zhou Yang'er how far he runs. As soon as Zhao Yuanwai met, he said Shiyun, isn't he from the Ministry of War? Why do you love to drag the text so much? Zhao Zhe's mother would complain that Lao Dao would not take the child when she saw it, and the child was lost for more than half an hour, and Zhou Yang'er was dizzy when she thought about it...... And if you want these two to tell the truth, Zhou Yanger can't do it if she asks herself.

It seems that the only way to go is to find the housekeeper Zhao Feng. Bring Zhao Zhe, the fat pig, with him, whether it's asking or begging. As long as you ask the origin of the pork, Lao Dao's life will be saved. made up his mind, and immediately told Zhao Zhe what he thought in his heart.

was swept away by his family, and Young Master Zhao, who was already angry in his heart, was overjoyed when he heard what Second Brother Yang said. My sister didn't dare to provoke, my father didn't dare to provoke, and my mother couldn't bear to provoke. Just looking for trouble with the housekeeper Grandpa Feng, it is also good to pluck his two beards to relieve his anger.

The two discussed on the side, threw the cat aside, at first listened to the two quarrel and was a little interested, and then the two chirped and discussed how to go back to find pork, the more they listened, the more inexplicable it became. The cat couldn't help but shout, "Hey, aren't you going to look for the Book of Heaven?"

The two teenagers raised their heads, and the fat man glanced at the cat and said, "If you have the ability, you can go!" Fu talked to Zhou Yang'er about the topic just now. The cat turned her head to look at Zhou Yang'er again, how could the young man who just wanted to save people have the kung fu to talk to it. frowned and teased: "You will say that the Book of Heaven belongs to Aunt Sheng, and then you will say that the Book of Heaven is related to me, and I and Aunt Sheng's are not relatives." You straighten out your lies, make them round, and come back to me. ”

The cat rolled on the ground a few times in anger, calmed down and said, "Okay, okay, I'll tell you the truth." Zhou Yang'er looked at it, her face full of disbelief.

Listen to the cat rolling all over the ground and then say: "You have no father or mother, you originally jumped out of a stone, and as soon as you were born, there were gods and Buddhas, demon kings and ghost kings who wanted to kill you. This side of the world can't tolerate you, and now only by finding the book of heaven and giving it to the Holy Aunt can her old man save your life!"

This passage is half-true, but it does not say the source of the book that day. After speaking, he looked at Zhou Yang'er fixedly, waiting for him to beg him to help him get the book of heaven.

"Poof" The young man who had a serious face finally laughed, and even the three pockmarks on his nose were torn into crescents.

As soon as the little fat man over there heard "...... jumping out of a stone", he was already laughing and fell, and finally stopped laughing, and saw that the cat was looking at Zhou Yang'er triumphantly. Holding back a smile, he said on the side: "Is it that in the future, Second Brother Yang will also eliminate the seven evils, capture the jellyfish, and then worship the Golden Spirit Heavenly Maiden as a teacher, and defeat the Holy Martial Empress in one fell swoop?"

He is talking about the story of the famous fire ape sage of the previous dynasty, and legend has it that this fire ape sage was originally a stone monkey that jumped out of a spiritual stone, and later worshiped the golden spirit goddess as a teacher, and assisted the heavenly girl to defeat the holy martial empress incarnated by the nine-tailed fox, and recovered the Ning Dynasty. Zhao Zhe heard his father say that when the first emperor was alive, he led the minister of civil and military affairs to Yunmeng Mountain, where the Great Sage of the Fire Ape was located, and personally crowned him as the Holy Ape Demon Emperor.

When the cat heard Zhao Zhe say this, he was angry. scolded: "Dead fat man, what are you talking nonsense, that's the Great Sage of the Fire Ape, what does it have to do with this kid!" Looking back, Zhou Yang'er was full of sarcasm, and secretly screamed in his heart, this is terrible. Hurriedly said to the young man: "Don't listen to his nonsense, you are really born from a stone......"

didn't care if the cat deliberately compared himself to a monkey, Zhou Yang'er, who was smiling, said to the cat: "Stupid, I can't tell a lie, okay, even if I jumped out of a stone." ”

Speaking of this, the boy's brow still jumped twice. People are born of people, demons are raised by demons, and I am a stone that pops out? you! The young man's anger grew in his heart. Because he has no father and no mother has been scolded as a freak, it has always been the biggest pain in his heart, and today this cat actually made up this thing blindly in order to make up for himself, and he only felt that his heart was stuffy.

"Hehe!" The young man who was said to be the son of the stone sneered, and then said: "Let me ask you, you said that as soon as I was born, there were gods and Buddhas, demon kings and ghost kings who came to kill me, so why was I not killed?"

"Huh?" the cat squeaked and said, "They can't beat you, how did they kill you?" Over there, Zhao Zhe patted his thigh and smiled: "Second Brother Yang, you are really powerful, the gods and demons in the world are not opponents in the world, and the Great Sage of the Fire Ape can't compare to you, haha!"

"Ha!" Zhou Yang'er laughed strangely. He lifted the cat up and threw it into the creek next to him. Turning his head to Zhao Zhe, he said, "Let's go." After that, he pulled Zhao Zhe, stomped his feet and disappeared, completely ignoring the cat struggling and shouting in the stream.

The earth is really fast, less than an hour, the two teenagers have come to the intersection of Zhaozhuang, I don't know what is going on in Zhaozhuang today, along the avenue in the center of the village, there are groups of men who walk the rivers and lakes to sell their arts. Listening to the accents, they are all northerners.

Zhou Yang'er felt cold in his heart, this group of people don't go to Fucheng, they put on a show in this small village, where does the business come from? You see that the one who played with a big gun, there were only two or three idlers standing around. As for the singer, there was no one in front of him. However, Zhao Da Fat Dun watched it with relish on the side, and Zhou Yang'er urged him three or four times before leaving with him.

When I walked near the monkey show, there was a large group of children around me. This time, even Zhou Yang'er was reluctant to leave, but saw the monkey holding a crutch and wearing a mask with white hair, limping in the middle of the field.

The old man who played the monkey played the huqin and sang in his mouth: "As the saying goes, the unjust girl is the enemy, wow, there are only a few unique heads in eight lifetimes, ah......" But I saw that the monkey in the audience followed his singing, slowly limping and learning the old man to walk.

But I heard the old man sing again: "When I was a child, I went to the play, and I camel him to go!" He had just sung this sentence, but he saw a little monkey next to him jumping over, and suddenly rode onto the shoulder of the big monkey who was playing the old man. The children around laughed.

Zhou Yang'er was watching interestingly, but he was patted on the back, and when he turned around, it turned out to be Li Er from the incense and candle shop next door to the City God Temple. Li Er smiled and said: "This cold baby, actually wandering here, your old way has been looking for you for two days, you can't be angry, your baby will be beaten carefully when you go back." When Zhou Yang'er heard this, she secretly complained in her heart.

In fact, Zhao Zhe has always been afraid of this matter, so he dragged on the road to watch the play, but he didn't dare to go home. At this time, seeing that Zhou Yang'er also had a sad face, he couldn't help but ask: "Brother, what should I do now? How can I explain to the people in the house when I go back?" Zhou Yang'er scratched his head and said: "Let's just say that we accidentally fell into the trap pit dug by the hunter, and it took two days before we were rescued." After that, he said: "Go to your house to find Grandpa Feng first." ”

Although he had a word, Zhao Zhe was afraid in his heart, and he didn't dare to go back. grabbed Zhou Yang'er and said, "You don't have to go to my house, Grandpa Feng has a small yard in the east of the village, and he has to go back every afternoon, let's wait for him there." Seeing him like this, Zhou Yang'er had to agree.

The two came to Zhao Feng's courtyard in the east of the village, but saw that the courtyard door was closed, Zhao Zhe went up to call the door, but no one answered for a long time. Just when I was wondering, I saw the courtyard door open, and two black-clothed men with scimitars hanging from their waists walked out, shouting: "Where is the boy, who are you looking for?" but heard the fat man say: "Is Grandpa Feng back? Are you the next person invited by his family?"

One of the big men shouted: "There is no surname Feng in this family, you kid get out of here!" Zhao Da Fatdun heard the words, and his heart was suddenly furious, and he shouted: "Where did you two dogs come from? I am the second young master of the Zhao family, and I asked my Zhao Feng steward to come out and speak." Zhou Yang'er looked at the two big men with strange expressions, and felt faintly bad in her heart, so she hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Zhao Zhe.

Who knew that the two big men glanced at each other, and then looked at the little fat man a few more times. The eyes of the two flickered, which made Zhou Yang'er's heart furious. But I saw two big men bowing and said, "It turned out to be the second son, please come in quickly." One of them, intentionally or unintentionally, put his hand on the hilt of the knife at his waist.

Now, even Zhao Zhe realized that something was wrong......

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