There is no banquet in the world, even if he is reluctant, there will be a difference, Wu Chang is lying on the bed in the dormitory, as if he is in a dream, but it is so real, now he doesn't feel anything strange about himself at all, it is that Wu Tian, Wu Chang can't think of any tricks to contact him, whether it is true or not, these days he has started to exercise according to Nuwa Niangniang's requirements.

All things in the Three Realms coexist and coexist, compared with humans, immortals, ghosts, gods and demons can mobilize the aura of heaven and earth to cover their breath, so if immortals, ghosts, gods and demons want to hide their whereabouts, it is difficult for humans to find out, just like Chang'e lives in the Moon Palace, and humans have boarded it so many times that they haven't even found a rabbit hair.

"What's wrong with me?" Wu Chang patted his head, shook off those messy thoughts, but he couldn't sleep after turning over and over, his lower bunk was his fellow countryman Fa Xiao and the only friend and friend, the name was not too good, called Fan Jian, his classmates called him the fourth child on weekdays, Wu Chang didn't know where this nickname came from, Fan Jian was woken up by Wu Chang's squeaky over and over again, kicked up, and scolded angrily: "What are you doing in the middle of the night, Sichun go outside! It's been a few days, and you still can't sleep?"

"Hey, fourth, you haven't slept yet!" Wu Changyi turned over and knelt on the side of the bed and asked with his head stretched.

The fourth child scolded in a rough voice: "I didn't sleep with your sister, was Lao Tzu woken up by you?

"Your sister, let me ask you something!" Wu Chang lifted the quilt, turned over and got out of bed, and got into Fan Jian's quilt, Fan Jian was blown by the cold, and he was a lot more sober: "Your grandma, frozen to death!

"Your uncle, be quiet, put your mouth clean, and scold again, be careful that I kill you!" Wu Chang clasped his thumb on Fan Jian's chin, Fan Jian laughed twice, pinched Wu Chang's shoulder very doggedly, and said in a low voice: "Boss, angry, angry, I don't dare!

"Hey, do you believe that there are immortals and ghosts in this world?" Wu Chang folded his hands behind his head, staring at a pair of big eyes and lying flat, as if he was talking to himself: "If you say that you are dreaming, it is too real, fourth, I seem to have really seen the immortals, the black impermanence calls me a brother and a brother, and the Hundred Flowers Fairy and Nuwa Niangniang also instructed me to cultivate!"

Fan Jian stretched out his hand and put it on Wu Chang's forehead, and said after a while: "I don't have a fever, what kind of nerves do you have, please boss, don't you believe this?

"Your uncle......"

"Isn't my uncle your father!" Fan Jian muttered in a low voice, Wu Chang was angry for a while, but he didn't do much of him, and continued: "That's what the teacher said in today's history class, it's our old Master Confucius who respects ghosts and gods, and it's terrible to be uneducated!"

"Hey, you are so old, now you know that it is Master Kong, why did you write it as Sun Qiu on the test paper?" Fan Jianhao pointed to Wu Chang's sore spot, in today's history test, the name Kong Qiu was actually written by him as Sun Qiu, and he almost didn't let the teacher beat him to death!" "It's not that I don't understand, boss, you usually look shrewd, but why do you turn off the fire when it comes to a critical moment? Last time Du Fu, that poet saint, you can always write as a teacher and student, and you feel that you are writing on the computer, and you can still choose the wrong one?"

"I want to know what's going on, I can still take the penultimate exam three times in a row, seeing that the first half of the semester is coming to an end, if I am assigned to the ordinary class in the next semester, how can I explain to Lao Dou?

"Hey, I said boss, are you evil?" The fourth turned over and lay on the bed and said angrily: "The third father is not a master of exorcism, you let him take a look!" "The third father is a well-known fortune teller in their village, and one of the few remaining ancestors, now ninety-seven, only one month younger than Wu Chang's great-grandfather, and now lives in Wu Chang's great-grandfather's house, he is very famous, in the town, city and even in the province, even many people outside the province come to visit.

But no one in their village really believed him, no way, many people who grew up peeing and mud with him know that this guy hasn't even read a day of private school, and even his own name was learned in the first place of literacy education.

"Hurry up and go to sleep, the teacher will come over to check the night later!" The head of the dormitory suddenly shouted, Wu Chang and the fourth child immediately closed their mouths obediently, the head of their dormitory is five big and three thick, and he is still the kind of person who likes to make small reports and is stingy and holds grudges, so no one wants to provoke him.

Not to mention Wu Chang, the two people were full of doubts, and the black and white impermanence on the other side almost hugged and cried, for no other reason, a few days have passed, and no one has been recruited.

"Seventh brother, did you say that the kid in Xudu was bad? Why can't you find anyone in this small book?" Bai Wuchang also had a bitter face, and cursed angrily: "Okay, you are drunk, see how I clean you up when I turn around, but I did say it at the time, only leave a registered book, let's think about it ourselves, we must not let others see the joke, from tomorrow, the two of us will work one day, and the other will look for it, I don't believe that there are so many fortune tellers in this world, none of them are genuine!"

"But Brother Seven, we can't tie people up directly, right?" Hei Wuchang's voice was a little lacking in confidence, these things should have been prepared by the Ten Hall Yama, but I didn't expect the Ten Hall Yama to eat the invitation, but he didn't do anything, Hei Wuchang thought about this, and his teeth itched with hatred: "Look at me next time I won't let that kid look good!" And the flustered King of Yama, who was busy in the halls, actually sneezed at the same time, and looked at the human world with a puzzled face, not knowing who he had offended. As for the Emperor Xudu, he arched forward with a smile, looking at the beautiful lady with a pleasant face, pouting with a dissatisfied face, but a helpless expression.

"You're not coming! You bullied me, and said that you would let me drive and cannon, you see that you are still here!" The beautiful woman wiped the chessboard, ignored the Emperor Xudu, and twisted her plump buttocks into the garden, leaving only a wry smile on her face to look at the three sons who had been let go next to her, shaking her head and sighing bitterly: "Only villains and women are difficult to raise!"

Bai Wuchang frowned, and Hei Wuchang didn't dare to be angry, lest he offend this black-faced black demon again, and it would be too inappropriate to beat him again when the time came, and suddenly felt a burst of soul fluctuations, called out the soul conjuring stick, and his face turned into that black impermanence: "Seventh brother, a younger brother came first today, let's go!"

Hei Wuchang said well, this matter must be voluntary, force people in, when the time comes, he does not work seriously, and then talk nonsense everywhere, but disturbs the order of the underworld, and the ordinary people have an endless life, even the Emperor Xudu has no power, and he will be hooked into the underworld at will.

There is no other reason, the Emperor Xudu is also known as the Emperor of Beiyin, the Lord died, the corresponding Lord is born is the Antarctic Immortal Emperor, although the two emperors are two, but they are really one, the generation is succeeded by the Yan Emperor, three thousand years, the first generation is the Shennong's, but later inherited more, and it saves those troubles, one is called the North Yin Emperor and one is called the Antarctic Immortal, just like the Jade Emperor, are the descendants of the Yellow Emperor, the first is the reincarnation of the boy Haotian under the Hongjun throne Xuanyuan, this time is long, it is directly called the Jade Emperor in general. Therefore, after the Antarctic Immortal Weng determines a person's yang life, if it is not special, the two of them are combined, and it is impossible for either party to change it at will, so that no matter whether this person is still doing good or evil, when the time comes, no one can help them.

"I didn't expect to hunt geese all day long, and I was pecked by the geese, hehe, I don't have anything else, I like to with people, don't you want to see my jokes, I have to make a look, I let you get scared, and when the time comes, the people I have cultivated will directly squeeze you off!"

But said that after this black impermanence Fan Wusu threw the soul of a young woman who committed suicide into the underworld, he still didn't dare to enter the empty company, so he didn't care about anything else, let go of his body and mind, and as the spiritual power of heaven and earth floated him around, suddenly Hei Wuchang sighed lightly, pressed his head, and flew towards the school below, which was the school where Wu Chang was, and the sound of Hei Wuchang just now was made when he saw Wu Chang who was playing.

Today is the weekend, if it was in the past, he would have been sitting in the dormitory to read, but during this time, he was always restless, and he couldn't read at all, so he called Fan Jian to come out to play together, but he didn't want the kid to throw the ball directly to him, and he went out to surf the Internet by himself, and Wu Chang talked to Fan Jianneng in the whole school, so now he is throwing the ball indiscriminately by himself.

"Huh?" The ball was suddenly snatched away, Wu Chang was a little stunned, glanced at the man, short, looked shrewd, the basketball seemed to be very obedient in his hand, Wu Chang shook his head, squeezed out a smile and said: "Classmate, the ball is back to me, don't play!"

"Ouch, isn't this tone right, little brother? I haven't seen you for a few days, and you've lost a lot of weight!" Not only did the short classmate not want to return the ball, but he actually played it himself, but what he said made Wu Chang's heart tremble, and he asked carefully in disbelief: "Your Excellency, but the black and impermanent black big brother?"

Hei Wuchang's body shook, changed to his own appearance, and said with a smile: "Little brother has a good memory, he still remembers me, how is it, are you interested in playing ball now?" said and passed the basketball in his hand to Wu Chang.

Wu Chang smiled, took the ball, simply dribbled twice, made a beautiful three-step layup, caught the ball, followed it up, and with the help of his legs, it was a big slam dunk, and he fell to the ground handsomely and replied with a smile: "Come on!" Hei Wuchang twitched his mouth, shook his hand, and replied: "I'm not your opponent, even if I ...... this time" Before he finished speaking, he suddenly slapped his head and said in distress: "Is there a mistake, why did you come again so soon?"

Glancing at Wu Chang on the side, Hei Wuchang didn't know what to think, he smiled and said, "Little brother, let's go, I'll take you to see my brother's craftsmanship!"

Wu Chang was also bold, hugged the ball in his arms, took a few steps forward and said, "Brother Hei invited, how dare you refuse, let's go!"

"Hehe, brother is so daring, in that case, let's go this way, but you are a big living person who suddenly disappeared, and you don't frighten those ordinary people!" said Wu Chang's forehead, but he didn't want his mouth to turn into an O shape immediately, but he called out Wu Tian, who was cultivating, and couldn't help but be surprised: "I never thought that the little brother had also cultivated the Yuan Baby." "Listening to the meaning, he regarded Wu Tian as Wu Chang's yuanying.

Wu Chang didn't explain, for so many days, he tried to contact Wu Tian without any progress, and he didn't want Hei Wuchang to do it at will, so he called him out, Hei Wuchang was only a moment of surprise, he turned his face and didn't care, and ordered: "I'm going out with my brother to play, you are here to guard!" After speaking, he led Wu Chang to turn into a gust of wind and disappear.

"Hey, big brother black, why is it only me who has a fake body, what about yourself?" Wu Chang curiously followed the black impermanence and kept shuttling, and was very surprised in his heart, but he thought of the black and white impermanence on the TV, and the part-time job was a bit nondescript, and the black impermanence smiled and said: "You think anyone can see me?" Before Wu Chang could speak again, Hei Wuchang suddenly shouted: "It's here, the spirit stick!"

Wu Chang stood in place, watching Hei Impermanence transform from an ordinary black-faced man into a familiar black impermanence, only to see his slender hat with "The world is peaceful", and the words "You are also here" written on the soul stick in his hand, but it was two people fighting, one was stabbed in the heart by another person, and he was still out of life, Hei Impermanence waved the soul stick in his hand, and there were words in his mouth, and then he saw a soul floating up from that body, and the black impermanence cuffs shook, and sang: " Life and death, death and death, Yang Shou is over, go to reincarnation quickly!" Suddenly, a door opened, and three big characters were written on it, and Hei Wuchang threw the soul into the door of life and death with a wave of his hand.

But I didn't want to be at the moment when the door of life and death was closed, the ghost was about to jump out, shouting that he was not dead, he was the boss or something, the black impermanence stared, and shouted loudly: "Evil obstacles, evil in life, and now that he is dead, he does not repent, he should really fight!" Before the words fell, he was already holding a soul stick to greet him, black impermanence was aggressive by nature, and good face, this ghost actually made him lose face in front of Wu Chang, and naturally he didn't show mercy at all, but a few breaths, he actually beat the ghost as if it was about to dissipate, no longer talking about him, and threw him into the door of life and death.

"Big Brother Black is mighty!" Wu Chang slapped a little sycophant, leaned over and asked with some doubts: "But Big Brother Hei, aren't there two Wu Chang in black and white on TV who went to catch souls? And what about the iron chain?"

"Hehe, little brother, don't be a big black brother all day long, it's a big brother, it's a big deal, you and I fall in love, you call me the second brother or the starling brother, in the past, I came with the seventh brother, but now the seventh brother asked for leave, that is, I came alone, in fact, I don't move my mouth every time, you don't know, after my seventh brother does impermanence, it's a big mouth, and he can't say all the words, as for the iron chain you said, that's to deal with evil ghosts, and ordinary ghosts can't use it, and I need to combine with the seventh brother's soul stick to transform into a chain, a chain, and ten thousand ghosts surrender, but it's not for funAs he spoke, Hei Wuchang handed the spirit stick in his hand to Wu Chang.

Wu Chang took a closer look at the conjuring stick, and recalled that when Hei Wuchang took it out just now, it was like a jade plaque, and there were still words written on it, but at this moment, it turned into a small stick, and I don't know whether it was a strip of white cloth or a strip of white paper. Turning his hand and returning the spirit stick to Hei Wuchang, he said with some emotion: "Modern technology is so developed, but there is still no way to crack this ghostly thing, and I am a little greedy when I look at it." ”

Waiting for your words, Hei Wuchang's heart suddenly patted, grabbed Wu Chang, and said with a smile: "Hehe, what's so difficult about this, as long as you want to, brother, my brother will give you a certain position, and besides, didn't you see your brother open a company a few days ago, right? That was personally authorized by the Emperor of the Difu Xudu, and the friendship of the Ten Palaces of Yama was sponsored, and even Meng Pozi and Niu Tou Ma Mian had family affection to join, how about it, brother, do you want to come and try it? The monthly salary is 10,000 yuan, five insurances and one housing fund are paid in full, and the rotation system is three, three or four days a week. ”

Whether you believe it or not, Wu Chang doesn't believe it anyway, but looking at the unfamiliar environment around him, Wu Chang didn't dare to say anything, he was afraid of annoying Hei Wuchang, this guy threw him here, then he shouted that there was no way to the sky, and the earth was not working, and Wu Chang didn't speak, thinking that the conditions for opening were not enough, so he hurriedly added: " This is the basic condition, let's join the fate, if the brother joins, there must be more than this condition, let's go to my company, let's talk about it in detail!" said Wu Chang took a stride, arrived at the door of the church, pointed to the red cross on it and said: "Those in the West who have no face and no skin, if it weren't for the face of the Mixed Kun Ancestor, I would have demolished him a long time ago! Christianity is occupied, my Taoism is inactive, I don't want to argue with them, how can I think that those shameless people will have to advance inch by inch, and the Taoist temple has been built at the doorstep!"

Wu Chang wiped his cold sweat: "The concept of starling sect is so serious, it is worthy of being famous for being aggressive! But they don't call it a Taoist temple, they call it a church." ”

"Hehe, it doesn't matter if it's a Taoist temple or a church, it's just an empty shell now, and the aura here has been opened by me and Brother Qi, and they can't receive half of their faith!"

"Seventh brother, seventh brother, look who I brought!" Hei Wuchang just went in, and he shouted loudly at the top of his voice, but he didn't want to see the seventh brother in his mouth, a handsome fairy little girl actually walked out, twisted Hei Wuchang's ears, and shouted: "What are you howling about? My brother-in-law is home, let me stare here!"

Hei Wuchang carefully regained his ears, and introduced with some embarrassment: "Brother Mo Wei, this is Zhong Kui's sister, called Zhong Quinoa, just because of the relationship with Na Du Ping, Guanyin, got a few good words, and stayed in the capital and became a small official." "It turned out that she was married to a woman, but this dress is obviously still a little girl.

"Hey, who is this little white face?" Wu Chang had a good impression of this Zhong Quinoa at first, after all, a lively and clever little girl will always be likable, but he didn't want her to annoy Wu Chang with a word, what he hated the most was that others said that he was a little white face, he was already handsome, his skin was white, and he was clean, and he was ridiculed a lot on weekdays, but his fists were hard, but few dared to call him so head-on.

Hei Wuchang hurriedly pulled Zhong Quinoa, what are you kidding, Wu Chang is his baby now, whether the company can open or not depends on him: "I said Xiao Quinoa, this is my brother's hard work to find, don't hurt my brother's ......"

Because of her brother, Zhong Kui doesn't have a good impression of the little white face's appearance, in her heart, the whole world, her brother Zhong Kui is the most powerful, long and handsome, without real talent and learning, it is also for nothing.

"Hehe, I'm not so bored, hey, little white face, how did you come here, are you dead too?" Zhong Qu's palm-sized little face almost touched Wu Chang's face, and Wu Chang's handsome face turned from black to red: "Hehe, I'm blushing, I'm still shy! My sister is hundreds of years older than you! Hey, you don't look like you're dead, and you don't have a fairy spirit, just like me before, do you also have a brother who is an immortal monarch of the underworld?"

"No, he brought me here, and it was Sister Baihua who brought me here before!" Wu Chang took a step back and pointed at Hei Wuchang and said, didn't he say that Zhong Kui's sister Hui has a blue heart and has a good demeanor?