Sixth, seventh, three meng, Lingshan gate battle

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Written by the top civil officials of the Heavenly Court, the crusade written by Zhang Duxue personally was finally written.

Because Zhang Duxue grew up under the system of modern education, this crusade is also written in a special way using modern grammar, not classical Chinese, and the initiator of the crusade is actually using the name of Tang Sen, the full text of which is as follows:

Declaration on the Crusade against the Shameless Anti-Thief Maitreya Buddha

Tang Sen announced to the world in the name of marrying relatives: Da Lei Yin Temple was originally in charge of Ru Lai girl, is a fair, just and harmonious organization, the existing lawless Maitreya Buddha, with shameless means to plot Ru Lai girl, to seek the inheritance of Da Lei Yin Temple, its behavior has not gone through reasonable and legal transfer procedures, its inheritance should not be recognized. Now I strongly ask Maitreya Buddha to immediately hand over the power of the Great Leiyin Temple, and when the text arrives, it will be immediately pursued, if you do not listen, I do not rule out the use of extraordinary means to regain what belongs to you.

After the essay was written, Zhang Duxue happily brought it to Tang Sen: "Look, am I writing well? I took the law department, and I wrote this essay with reference to some details of the inheritance dispute." ”

Tang Sen read it carefully, and a mouthful of old blood almost didn't spurt out, Nima, what does it mean to marry relatives? What does it mean to take back your own property? Hey, what's wrong with this?

Tang Sen Khan said: "Duxue, your writing is a bit ...... Ahem, didn't you always want me to marry my relatives, and you once sent heavenly soldiers to keep me in the future? Why are you ...... now?"

Zhang Duxue said: "At this time, at that time, our Heavenly Court and the Great Leiyin Temple are two organizations that do not interfere with the river water, and there is a civil strife in the Great Leiyin Temple, and our Heavenly Court is not qualified to manage it, and you are not qualified to manage it." ”

Tang Sen thought about it carefully, it seems that this is really the case, there is civil strife in other people's homes, what qualifications do you have as an outsider to intervene?

Zhang Duxue said: "Since ancient times, the two countries have fought each other, and the most important thing is to be justifiable. You see, in order to meddle in the affairs of other countries, Millican has to give others a 'disrespect for human rights', while Millican stands on the position of justice and sends troops to save the suffering without human rights. So...... In order for us to be famous and justifiable, you must take the name of marrying relatives and call yourself the fiancΓ© of Miss Rulai, so that you are qualified to meddle in the affairs of Da Lei Yin Temple, otherwise, why should we help Miss Rulai?"

"Alright!" Townsend had to compromise.

"Now that you've agreed, I'm going to hand it out. Zhang Duxue waved his hand to summon a civil official, and the civil official was also bold, obviously just a mere civil official, but he dared to enter the enemy lineup at such a time, took the inscription, and floated to Lingshan.

The gold-clothed arhats at the gate of Lingshan were waiting for them, and when they saw a civil official floating over, they couldn't help but shout: "Who are you? What are you doing here?"

The civil official shook his neck and said with a stiff head: "In the downstream Yiling Officer! ”

The arhats have also heard of this name, You Yiling Officer is a famous herald in the heavenly court, and he is usually responsible for all kinds of messy things under the Jade Emperor, and now that the two countries are fighting, he actually came to be responsible for the war book, and he is also versatile.

Since it is a lower text, the Arhats can't pick it up casually, people who don't have a certain status and status really can't come to pick up this thing, the Arhats had to immediately report to their superiors, and after a while, a beautiful female Bodhisattva came to the mountain gate, this female Bodhisattva is the Bao Sandalwood Bodhisattva that Tang Sen had seen in Fengxian Town, she looked at You Yiling Guan coldly and said: "Our Da Lei Yin Temple and your Heavenly Court have always been well water and river water, this time your army is pressing, do you want to come to grab our territory? ”

You Yiling Officer also looked at her coldly and said, "Although I really want to say, what about robbing your territory?" But this is not what one of my envoys should say, please see the content of the text for yourself." ”

The Treasure Sandalwood Bodhisattva was very angry, this Heavenly Court took the initiative to call the door, is it reasonable? Hmph, I want to see what is written in your text.

She picked up the paper, and at first glance, she saw the signature: "Tang Sen announced the world in the name of marrying relatives." ”

"Oh, this text was written by Mr. Townsen?" the Bodhisattva was shocked.

You Yiling said: "It was written by Lord Tang Sen!"

A blush flashed on the face of the Treasure Sandalwood Bodhisattva in an instant, she still remembered Tang Sen's handsome and handsome face, after meeting in Fengxian Town, she had been thinking about it and couldn't forget it...... Huh? Wait...... Why does the handsome guy Tang claim to marry his relatives? Could it be that he is here to marry?

Thinking of this, Bao Sandalwood Bodhisattva couldn't help but be overjoyed, she had shown favor to Tang Sen in Fengxian Town, and now Tang Sen came to Lingshan and wanted to marry, of course, needless to say, she must be married to her! Look at this text, how affectionately it is written, the last sentence actually says "I want to take back what belongs to me."

"He's taken me like he belongs and wants to take me back. Bao Sandalwood Bodhisattva screamed: "Men really have to be stronger, it sounds so domineering and romantic." ”

Wandering Officer: "......"

Bao Sandalwood Bodhisattva threw the text back, and said to the gold-clothed arhats: "Whoever wants to submit this text will hand it over, I can't stay here anymore, my man came to pick me up, I want to rush into his arms, the woman who marries out is the water that is spilled out, and I will no longer be a person from the Great Leiyin Temple in the future, I will stand on Tang Sen's side, he will beat whoever he wants." ”

Arhats: "......"

Before You Yi Lingguan had time to complain, he saw a beautiful female Bodhisattva rushing out of the gate of Lingshan, and when he looked at it, it was actually the Void Hidden Bodhisattva, this Bodhisattva had also met Tang Sen in Fengxian Town, she shouted loudly: "Bao Tanhua, you nymphomaniac, don't interpret the text casually, Tang Sen's three words of marrying relatives don't mean to marry you at all." ”

You Yiling Officer hurriedly said: "That is, Mr. Tang is not ......"

However, the voice of the You Yi Lingguan was too small, and the Void Hidden Bodhisattva covered the voice of the You Yi Lingguan with a volume ten times greater than his, and said, "Tang Sen means that he is here to marry me, not to marry you, you while playing." ”

Wandering Officer: "......"

"Don't fight, you actually married me. A voice sounded from somewhere, and everyone turned their heads to look, okay, it's the Great Momentum Bodhisattva. Look behind her again, the Medicine King Bodhisattva, the Endless Bodhisattva, and the Brave Bodhisattva...... The beautiful female bodhisattvas in Fengxian Town who were written as brothers all rushed out.

You Yiling was sweating profusely, and he didn't know what to say.

I saw that the female bodhisattvas had already formed a ball, you reached out to grab your face, I reached out and twisted my arms, this one bites with my teeth, and that one uses my head hammer...... Fight and quarrel at the same time.

"Obviously you're here to marry me!"

"You nymphomaniac. ”

"You're going to get thick! You're small in your breasts and small in your ass, why are you?"

"The old lady is a wave enough!"

"Fart, you yellow flower girl, where is the wave?"

"After I get married, I will wave in bed, and I will ensure that my husband is cool, do you dare?"

"I'm rubbing, are you what a bodhisattva should say? This kind of thing can only be done, not said...... I was going to do it secretly, but I wasn't thick enough to say it. ”

After a while, the gate of Lingshan was already in a mess. And the golden-clothed Arhats who belong to them can't be idle, for the sake of their bosses, they can't pay attention to any compassion at this time, and it is the right thing to raise their fists.

A gold-clothed arhat picked up the crossbow used to guard the city gate and shot at another arhat, who practiced a golden bell cover iron cloth shirt, shook the crossbow arrow away with a roar, and then picked up a rolling stone blessed by divine power from the side and smashed it back at the arhat.

There was chaos above the city gates, and no one could figure out who was fighting.

Although You Yiling is only a civil official, he also has vision, and when he sees this situation, where will he miss the opportunity, and shouts loudly to the four heavenly kings who are pressing him behind: "Heavenly king, send troops quickly...... This is a good opportunity to capture the gate of Lingshan. ”

The Four Heavenly Kings don't eat dry rice either, oh no, they are immortals who don't eat at all. The four generals waved the flag, and countless heavenly soldiers and generals rushed over, and the Bodhisattvas actually did not fight with the heavenly soldiers and generals, while scuffling, they rushed towards the camp on Tang Sen's side, and after a while, a large group of female Bodhisattvas surrounded Tang Sen and shouted together: "Handsome Tang Da, you are here to marry me, right?"

Tang Sen was sweating profusely, and he didn't know what to say.

Sister Guanyin didn't know where she came from, and said to the Bodhisattvas with a smile: "Don't fight, Tang Sen said to marry...... Marry them all!"

Townsend's Khan: "Hey ......"

Sister Guanyin leaned into his ear and said, "If you say that you don't marry them, then they may immediately turn against the water and become enemies, do you want to fight with this group of girls?"

Townwend: "......"

After a while, good news came from the front, and the gate of Lingshan had been taken by the Four Heavenly Kings effortlessly and bloodlessly.

When Zhang Duxue received the good news, she didn't know the details, she wanted to reward the Four Heavenly Kings, but when she saw the Four Heavenly Kings, she shook her head and said: "This time I captured the gate of Lingshan, and my subordinates have not made an inch, it is all the ability of Lord Tang Sen." Then, the Four Heavenly Kings and the You Yi Lingguan hurriedly explained in detail what had just happened.

Zhang Duxue listened silently, then covered her forehead and said: "I thought that the group of neuropathies under my command was already the most neurological in the world, but I didn't expect that the unreliability of the Great Leiyin Temple was still above my heavenly court...... Lost...... It's a real loss in this regard. ”

The gate of Lingshan was broken, and the army of Heavenly Court occupied this gate, turned the fortifications around, and pointed at the top of Lingshan in reverse, and the two armies began to refuse the door. In this way, the Heavenly Court side is equivalent to getting an important fortification, which is something that Maitreya Buddha on the Spirit Mountain did not expect.

In desperation, Maitreya Buddha had no choice but to order the arhats to shrink to the spiritual mountain and retreat to the second line of defense. (To be continued.) )