Chapter 269 Bao Wufang
After a burst of gongs and drums, the two doors in the front of the righteous hall just "squeak", slowly opened, the door crack opened wider and wider, to the end, big enough to open, five people looked into the distance, inside to see a pockmarked face of the middle-aged strong man, both hands on one side, holding the doorknob, then, arm turn, negative behind, head high, swaggering from the door slowly walked out, all the way, swaying, shaking head, looking high in the sky, toe high, very arrogant, very arrogant, very domineering.
He walked a few steps to the front, one step at a time, very slowly, walked to the blue brick steps of the Juyi Hall, stood still, straightened his chest, his eyes were empty, and he didn't look at the group of yellow turban men, "drank", coughed lightly, and said slowly: " Brothers, the lord of the island was supposed to gather everyone here in the afternoon to discuss who should go to this full moon banquet, why did the brothers have to urge me, and they beat the gong and drum, and they called for me, and begged me in every way, and called me out to speak, this gong and drum is already three invitations, if the lord of the island does not come out again, then it is really a little sorry for everyone. As he spoke, he turned his hands forward, hugged each other, raised his generals, and pushed up obliquely towards the sky with his left palm and right fist, and said: " Thinking about that year, the Shu Han Emperor Liu Bei looked at the thatched house, invited Zhuge Liang out of the mountain, and there were only three invitations, everyone gave face like this today, and it was also three invitations to the owner of the island, sincerely, the owner of the island naturally came out immediately, summoned everyone, if not, the owner of the island is still not out, everyone will inevitably beat the gong and drum again, please the owner of the island, at that time, the owner of the island was invited more than the ancestor Zhuge Liang, then the owner of the island is not too much, too self-explanatory, too exaggerated his talent, so, how can the owner of the island afford it. ”
Seeing this, the man who shouted at the Yellow Turban hurriedly said aloud: "The master of Bao Island is very intelligent, not to mention three invitations, even four invitations, five invitations, and he can afford to be invited! You say, yes and no?"
A group of yellow turban men responded in unison: "Yes!"
The person who was called the Lord of Bao Island just looked solemn and said, "The thoughts of the Lord of this Island, how can you measure and speculate. You say that the owner of the island can afford it, but the owner of the island really can't stand it, not to mention the four invitations, the fifth invitation, even the third invitation, and he can't stand it. Today's swaggering actions of the brothers are really too much, and they really shouldn't be. ”
The man who shouted at the Yellow Turban was stunned for a moment, but then came back to his senses, hurriedly played a round, and said: "Lord Bao is too modest, everyone, do you say, yes or no?" You suddenly changed your words again? I thought that the lord of Bao Island had this temper on weekdays, a strange person, who had been with him for a long time and had done more things for him, and he had already seen it strange and accustomed to it, so when his brain turned, he immediately spoke again and patted himself on the back.
The yellow turban men around them didn't dare to slack off, and when they heard the shrill voice shouting, the yellow turban man said this. Immediately, they shouted: "Yes!"
The island lord just shook his head slowly, and said, "The brothers are so loving, the island owner deserves it, not modest. It's true. ”
A group of yellow turban men were afraid that he would be so sparing, and when they saw him say this, they looked at each other, gestured with their eyes, and did not speak, but they all muttered secretly in their hearts: We better shut up obediently. Don't say one more word to cause trouble, if you want to say more, provoke the lord of Bao Island to speak at length, endlessly, in the end, it is all tossing himself, standing for so many hours in vain, and it is not worth it to ask for more than one more reason.
Thinking that the owner of Bao Island often pretends to be smart, saying that he is so smart and alert, and others are far inferior, even a little thumb on his body, and others can't compare. He also said that other people's thoughts, he looked at them, that is, he knew, his thoughts, even if others were a hundred times smarter, and they speculated, they couldn't guess or figure it out, and they blew themselves into the sky, as if they were wise people, and often boasted that Zhuge Liang was arrogant and arrogant. And there are many people around him who slap horses, flatterers, blindly pat his ass, and try their best to please him, over time, he believes it is true, straight, and is conceited, and there is no one in his eyes. And the favorite of his life is nothing better than this bite, so as long as someone puts his hat on him and gives him a solid shot, the more he likes it, the more he has the right appetite. As long as that person enters his eyes and meets his appetite, then he will definitely give him a strong promotion and a lot of use. The so-called: "Those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black." "This wind is together, everyone learns, therefore, everyone around him should help the people, and they all have the heart to strive for the top, so most of them are people in this generation.
At the moment, although everyone was thinking like this in their hearts, they didn't dare to say it, even if they were secretly afraid of the strange temper of this Bao Island Lord, they just thought about it in a muffled voice, and did not gossip about him behind his back, just afraid that he would be suspicious and cause trouble, so as to cause trouble and miss his future in the gang.
The five heroes saw it in their eyes and listened to it, and they all had strange hearts in their hearts, looked at each other, and thought: Which play is this singing?
It turns out that the surname of this Bao Island is Bao, and the single name is a Xu word, because he is used to using a five-toothed iron rake on weekdays, so the people in the rivers and lakes call Bao Wuya. And because he is shameless, he often disagrees with people when he speaks, his mouth is not blocked, he has never been big or small when he sees the brothers in the gang, he speaks upside down, he is entangled, he has to argue with others, if he is reasonable, he will not spare three points, the brothers in the gang, except for the leader of Feng Ping and above, no matter who he is, he is so coped, as long as he is strong and reasonable, he will win, therefore, the brothers in the Taihu Gang are bored with him, quite taboo, and avoid him, if he can not talk to him, he will try not to talk to him, so as not to be confused, and there are many verbal disputes, and because of this, everyone secretly calls him Bao shameless, and there is a lot of ridicule。
It's just that although Bao Wuyan and Bao Wushame are different words, they are homophonic, therefore, the people in the gang call him by his nickname, whether they call him in person or behind his back, there is no difference. Bao Xu is not true, quite confused, the nickname is generally not called by the public, and he doesn't often hear it, yes, he doesn't think much about this stubble, he can't think of it, and he can't get angry, so he cares a lot.
This time beating gongs and drums, making a big fuss, it was actually Bao Xu himself who deliberately found his cronies last night Spirit Snake Island Peak Lord pointed his throat and submitted, that is, the yellow turban man who shouted with a sharp voice, let him get up early in the morning according to his heart, and personally did it, everyone on the island, except for an earlier time, at dawn, he sailed out to inspect the island at dawn and the five people near the left did not have time to shout back, and the rest of the people all heard it through the sound of gongs and drums, which was intended to be a surprise, so that all the gangs on the island were surprised, made a gesture of urging him to come out earlier to give a lecture, deliberately put it in the morning to lecture, let them say straight that they are a master, they must be invited, and they must be invited, but also have to be invited to the grand etiquette of the ancients Zhuge Liang out of the mountain, such a show, it is really to show that he is outstanding, extraordinary, mysterious, clever, unpredictable, and unpredictable, it is the living Zhuge Liang of the world, and there is Zhuge Liang's great talent, which is not comparable to ordinary mortals.
It's just that where would he have thought that his actions like this would not not make his brothers really admire him, praise him for his clever ideas, and be a great talent, but also make them more disgusted, only that he came up with bad ideas again, deliberately teased them, embarrassed them, and speechless, as long as he used this to satisfy himself **, to make himself happy, but where did he take into account their feelings in their hearts?
And all the people in the gang are his subordinates, and they have been with them for a long time, and they all know that the gang leader has always had a strange temperament and acts specially, and although he knows it in his heart, who dares to go against his will and provoke him to be unhappy for no reason? Therefore, as soon as he heard the sound of gongs and drums beating in the village on the island, whether he was asleep or awake, he hurried to the village, stood respectfully, and listened to the instructions. It's just that they have heard about going to the full moon banquet a few days ago, and they know that there is such a good thing, and everyone is greedy and wants to eat this wine, so the momentum is still quite strong.
At this time, Bao Xu saw that everyone didn't speak, nor did he look down, "drank", coughed lightly, and said slowly: "August 15 Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, the owner of the island was invited by Boss Feng to go to the main altar to eat wine and go to the banquet, because in the early morning of that day, Boss Feng wanted to do the coronation ceremony of the master, and the owner of the island was his brother, so he had to rush to congratulate and meet in time, but he couldn't delay for half a minute. Coupled with the fact that it was a full moon, it can be described as: 'Double happiness is coming.' 'Afterwards, there will be a feast and a wine, and the owner of the island will call this banquet 'full moon banquet', and want to find a few brothers on the island to go to the banquet together, but who of you is willing to go with him?'
As soon as this remark came out, everyone in the audience suddenly made an uproar, shouted loudly, danced with weapons in their hands, and everyone scrambled to say that they wanted to go, and the shouts shook the sky and shook the deafening.
Bao Xu laughed, turned out his hands, palms outward, and turned them down, making a silent gesture.
When he saw it, he hurriedly saw the wind and shouted: "Brothers, be quiet and listen to the lecture of the lord of Bao Island!"
His voice was extremely sharp, and he shouted loudly, and everyone heard it, but they didn't feel harsh, and they all stopped talking, waiting for Bao Xu to speak.
Bao Xu saw that he was obedient and well-behaved, very likable, and the corner of his eyes was everywhere, he glanced at him slightly, nodded slightly, showed a smile on his face, and said secretly: I am really a great talent, and I chose such a smart person to be my right hand, it is really too discerning. (To be continued.) )
PS: Freshly baked, a new character of the Taihu Gang appears. Good looking, wonderful.