Chapter 69: The Patriarch's Bridge
In the bridge cave of the Zushi Bridge in Changshan Town, three boys and one girl sat on the ground, and beside them was a flag made of half-zhang red cloth, which read: Ancestral skills, specializing in the treatment of rheumatism, effective on the spot, and a hundred tests.
These four people are naturally me and Huang Shulang, Ma Jindong, and Li Lijuan. I'm thinking of a way to send He Dachao away. asked the people in the village to divide half a zhang of red cloth, and Li Lijuan made a flag by hand. The words on it were cut with white cloth, and Li Lijuan sewed them onto the flag with a needle. Although Li Lijuan is small, her hands are dexterous. The flags made are also very exquisite.
I've long been optimistic about the place of Zushi Bridge. This is a must-pass place for people in Changshan Town to catch up with the market, and the flow of people is huge. Usually, this is a gathering place for Mr. Bazi and rat poison vendors. During the Chinese New Year, some people who are good at calligraphy write and sell couplets here. In order to occupy a place in this feng shui treasure, we deliberately rushed early. Before dawn, I rushed over with a flashlight.
Grandpa didn't want me to do this, but I insisted on doing it, so he had to send me here and then take Lao Huang home. The Black Beans also went out into the street with me, but I didn't dare to let them run around, and they honestly lay around us. Many people like to take tonic in winter, and it is said that dog meat is a great tonic. These guys, as smart as they are, can't compete with the machinations of those people.
However, in one morning, there were many people watching the excitement, but not a single one who really came to take care of our business.
"Little friend, how do you calculate the money?"
There are always people who come over from time to time to ask.
"Two hundred and one. If it works, you will receive money. If it doesn't work, don't want money. Li Lijuan is still very patient. Huang Shulang had already yawned, and Ma Jindong sat on the side in a daze. I watched my nose and nose, and watched my heart and guard the dantian.
"Children, what about the adults in your family? If you are so big, you will come out to deceive, and you are not afraid that the Public Security Bureau will arrest you?"
If we can really cure rheumatism, how much will it cost us to charge 200 yuan? If we can't cure the disease, we won't receive a penny, how can we be said to be swaggering? Li Lijuan was very clever and said a lot at once.
The man was also taken aback when he saw that Li Lijuan was a child who could say this: "Huh, you female doll, why is your mouth so powerful? Then I'll give it a try." If you can't cure me, not only will I not give you money, but I will take away your signboards. I can't let you lie here. If you're young, it's better to go home and study hard. ”
"Take it and take it. But if your rheumatism is treated, how much are you going to give us?" asked Li Lijuan.
"Didn't you give two hundred?" the man asked, puzzled.
"If it's an ordinary cure, it's naturally two hundred, but if it's like you, it's a fight. Naturally, there must be an addition. Li Lijuan said with a smile.
"Well, if you cure me of rheumatism, I'll pay twice as much. "The man sat down on the stool we had set up.
"Uncles and aunts, grandparents, everyone has heard it, be a witness. The uncle said...... "I really can't see it, Li Lijuan really has a hand, so she waited for the person to say it, and directly took the other person."
The man smiled helplessly, and didn't play tricks, took out four hundred yuan from his pocket and put it on the empty stool on the side: "That's it." You have to say that the rheumatism in my leg has been cured, and you can take the money. If it hadn't been cured, I'd have smashed it. ”
As soon as everyone saw that there was a lot of excitement here, they immediately gathered around. There were people in the crowd who knew the middle-aged man.
"Liu Huadong, why do you believe this?"
Liu Huadong said with a smile: "There won't be a piece of meat missing, just give it a try." ”
I know that not one of these people can believe it, after all, it is a bit unbelievable to say such a thing. Although I have cured many people in the Octagonal Mountain, not many people know me when I leave the Octagonal Mountain. I'm not worried. Even if there is only one customer a day, it is earned. Even if I don't make a business, it's just a day's delay, and I'm not a busy person. It makes no difference whether time is spent at the Patriarch Bridge or at the Octagonal Mountain.
I didn't say a word, and began to massage Liu Huadong. After only one massage, Liu Huadong had already fallen into a stupor. He didn't expect my massage to be real. It really works on his rheumatism. After massaging it a few times, I stopped.
"How about it? Can we take this money?" Li Lijuan believes in me 100 percent. Liu Huadong was stunned for a moment and did not speak. The people around me were in a hurry.
"Liu Huadong, is it ineffective at all? Hurry up and smash this stall. The fart is a little bigger, and it comes out to deceive people!"
Liu Huadong was shouted by the man, and then he came back to his senses and said with a smile: "You guys are mistaken, my rheumatism is really better." This kid's massage really works. Female doll, these 400 yuan is my consultation fee. Can you tell me your names?"
"My name is Li Lijuan. His name is Huang Jingyang, and he is our master. His name is Huang Shulang, he is my eldest brother, and his second senior brother is Ma Jindong. The more Li Lijuan spoke, the more confident she became, and she spoke very fluently.
"Not bad, not bad. I'll bring a few more friends over later. Master Huang, your waist is not good, is your massage useful?" asked Liu Huadong.
"It worked. My dad is old and old...... It's not good to be old, and I often shout waist ...... Lumbago. Treat my master...... Cured, my mom said he was fine, okay...... It's as good as an animal. Ma Jindong immediately stood up and said on the spot.
Hahaha......
The hall was full of laughter, and the Patriarch Bridge shook up in a small voice.
Liu Huadong wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes: "I'll go first, I'll bring a friend over later, and see if your master can also make my friend as good as an animal." ”
The four of us, how do we understand what these adults are laughing at? We thought we were laughing at Ma Jindong saying that his father was like an animal.
Liu Jindong walked a few steps, turned back to the crowd and said, "I said everyone, don't just look around." If you have rheumatism, treat it quickly. I've ever had rheumatism and know that I put more than 200 plasters on every year. This time it was all right, and I earned all four hundred dollars. ”
"Who knew you weren't in the same group? You're good at acting. But it's not that easy to fool us!" someone shouted.
"Look at what you said. Besides, it's not like no one knows me here. Besides, if they don't ask you to pay first. If it doesn't work, you don't have to pay. However, some people who have been cured and say that they have not cured Laipi, and they should also be careful. Liu Jindong said.
The man smiled: "I have seen a lot of your tricks, and the reality asked me to try, but after trying, it only had no effect, and you said that I didn't want to pay." How do you count that?"
"Uncle Liu, forget it, people don't believe us, and we don't care. Fair and voluntary anyway. We made four hundred dollars today, and it's about the same. I said out loud.
Liu Jindong laughed: "Then you wait for me to come back, and I'll call a few friends over." As long as you really cure others, I will never treat you badly. ”
Originally, after I cured Liu Jindong, the people around me were a little nervous, but when I was mixed up by the middle-aged man just now, those who were about to move retreated again.
"There are too many scammers now, so don't trust these few easily. Don't be deceived, go to a regular hospital when you are sick. I am Yuan Liang, a doctor from the town health doctor, if you have any questions, you can go to the health center to find me. As soon as Yuan Liang said this, the people present were even more discussing.