31. Monk

A ray of sunlight shone on Shi Ran's shiny head, and when it reflected, the golden light was shining, and it confused Tianshu's eyes.

Tianshu also folded his hands and introduced himself: "Hello, my name is Tianshu, and I am from Xiaozhuyuan of Tianqian Courtyard. ”

As he spoke, a lump of soft stuff rubbed against his feet. Tianshu looked down, only to find that it was Tiantian who didn't know where to run just now.

"Wow!" exclaimed in relief, "What a cute dog!"

I hate it when people say it's a dog, and although it's fat, a fat man also has the dignity of a fat man! If you want to rely on IQ alone, Tian Tian definitely belongs to the level of divine beasts. If it hadn't been so clear that it couldn't beat that dead bald head, it would have pounced on it. Since you can't beat it, the best way is to find rescuers. So it continued to put on a fierce expression while quietly kicking Tianshu with one hind leg.

For this guy who grew up sleeping in a quilt with himself, Tianshu really knows too well.

He shook his head at Tian Tian with a smile, leaned down and touched its head, and explained to Shi Ran: "Senior brother is wrong, Tian Tian is a wolf, not a dog, and he hates others saying that it is a dog the most." ”

Relieved and frowned, a pitiful look immediately appeared in the fox's eyes, and his nose twitched a few times. Then he squatted down and said to the daily period: "Little cutie, those who don't know are not guilty, forgive me for not being this time?"

It seems that fat people have one characteristic, that is, generosity. Every day is no exception. Seeing such a sad face, it even blamed itself a little. So he put away his fangs, and the two pieces of flesh on his cheeks shook up and down twice as they were put down.

This tiny detail made a light flash in Shi Ran's eyes. His hands slowly approached Tiantian, and the expression on his face had returned to its original holiness.

I was also attracted by this temperament every day, as if I was receiving the light of the Buddha, and stood there motionless.

Relieved's hands had already touched Tiantian's cheeks, and an evil smile suddenly appeared on his originally holy face, as if a crimson blood lotus bloomed in the white lotus pond.

Tiantian's animalistic instincts put a big exclamation mark in its mind, which was a sign of extreme danger. It tried to dodge, but it was too late.

Relieved, his hands pinched Tiantian's cheeks like a snake's kiss, and then completely ignored Tiantian's tearful eyes, and pulled hard to both sides.

"Oh my God, Buddha, it's so cute!" he exclaimed.

Tianshu has been completely confused by relief, one moment like a sacrosanct Buddha, another like an incomparably evil demon, which is the monk in front of him?

Finally, the old monk beside him couldn't stand it anymore, and stepped forward and said to Shi Ran: "Shi Ran, it's not too early, we still have something to go to see the head of Qingyu, don't delay any longer." He said as he cast an apologetic look at Tenshu.

Shi Ran stood up, walked between Tianshu and the old monk, and said to the old monk respectfully: "What Uncle Jing'an said is that the rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of the husband, or the matter is important, don't spoil the big thing because of the greed for temporary joy." So," he paused, and the world seemed to stand still for three seconds. He slowly lowered his arms, took a deep breath, and then completed the series of actions of turning, lifting people (wolves), clamping, and running at an absolute speed. Behind him with thick smoke, the unfinished words slowly sounded: "Uncle Shi, go first, don't miss me, I will take good care of my ......"

The smoke slowly faded, and the old monk Jing'an showed a gray color from the bare head to the newly purchased monk shoes.

It took a few seconds before Tianshu reacted. Ever since this fox-like monk appeared in his field of vision, he had begun to wonder if he was born stupid, or why would he always be a few beats slower than what this dead bald head was doing?

"Stop! stop!" shouted Tianshu, who reacted.

Relieved to glance back, he found that he had run a long distance, and no one was chasing, so he braked sharply and stopped.

This is bitter for Tianshu and Tiantian sandwiched between his waist. Because the relieved hand also relaxed, the result was that the two of them shot out headfirst down in a perfect parabolic form.

When he saw that his face was about to hit the ground, Tianshu remembered that he was now a cultivated person, so he urgently activated his true qi and stopped his body stiffly. At this time, you can already smell a strong earthy atmosphere.

The next day is not so lucky. First, there was a long cry of "whoop~", followed by a "boom", and then a short, urgent, and even crying "whoop...... Woo...... Woo...... Woo......".

Tianshu pushed his hand on the ground, and his body stood upright. He turned, lowered his head, and walked towards Relief step by step.

Shi Ran seemed to have a premonition of something, and waved his hand while retreating: "Hehe, this handsome Heavenly Senior Brother, everyone is their own person, if you have something to say, don't be angry, don't be angry." ”

Tianshu's steps seem to be very simple and step by step. But he was already stunned by the relief, because Tianshu had only taken the usual three small steps, and he had already appeared in front of him! You must know that he was not slow to retreat, plus the original distance, at least ten meters, the other party could come like a ghost!

But this is no wonder to be relieved, if he knows that Tianshu's master can do somersaults for 108,000 miles, he may also dislike Tianshu's lack of skill.

Tianshu doesn't care so much, let the relief surge, and still go his own way. He raised a hand, clenched his fist, and fell straight down to Shi Ran's shiny head.

The trajectory of the fist is clear and unambiguous, and the speed does not seem to be fast, or even seems slow. Relieved and smiled, confident that he could dodge this punch.

But he was wrong, and many things are not done with confidence. As soon as his mind moved, he was surprised to feel that his scalp had been touched by Tianshu's fist.

No way! How could this happen! The position of the fist is obviously not here!

Even though there are thousands of thoughts in his heart, when his action can't keep up, there is only one result - his relieved body is like a fallen leaf, flying out, in his eyes full of surprise and doubt.

With a "boom", he fell to the ground with relief. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw that Tianshu was still walking towards him, and hurriedly shouted loudly: "Big brother, if you have something to say, the Buddha once said: Violence is not good." ”

As if he hadn't heard anything, Tianshu's hand fell to himself. This made Shi Ran's heart tighten, and cold sweat unconsciously seeped out of his head. But this time he was wrong again, Tianshu just reached out and helped him up.

Looking at the red and swollen piece on Shi Ran's oily and shiny head, Tianshu actually felt quite embarrassed, he didn't expect that a person who could instantly pick up himself and Tiantian, and run such a long distance, and could not blush or pant without blushing, would not be able to dodge such a punch from himself. It's just that the performance of Shi Ran just now really made Tianshu a little angry, so he didn't mean to show mercy to his subordinates.

"Why didn't you just dodge?" asked Tenju.

Relieved and muttered in his heart: "Do you think I don't want to dodge?" Of course, there is another set of rhetoric in his mouth: "The Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell." Since the cause is caused by me, the fruit will naturally be borne by me, so why should I avoid it?" His face returned to that sacred solemnity, although the redness and swelling on his head seemed very abrupt.

Tianshu clasped his hands together, saluted to relief, and said apologetically: "Senior brother's high realm, let the junior brother be ashamed." ”

Relieved smiled faintly and replied: "The Buddha said: Let it go." ”

Before Tianshu could react, he raised his slender eyebrows slightly, leaned over to Tianshu, and said, "Since you are told to put it down, don't think about anything." Take me to see what you have to see and do in the Nine Heavenly Mountains. ”

Tianshu found himself completely unable to adapt to the rhythm of his thoughts. Helplessly, he let out a long sigh and said, "If you don't mind, follow me back to Xiaozhuyuan first." After speaking, he didn't wait for a relieved reply, turned around and walked towards the sky.

Tian Tian is still lying on the ground, but there is no longer the humming that he just started in his mouth, replaced by a few hearty nasal sounds, and a smooth and undulating little belly.

Is this what the legend says, where you fall, you sleep on the spot?

Tianshu was speechless, standing there clenching his fists.

Relieved to pat him on the shoulder and said, "Relax, relax." Tian Tian is the most spiritual animal I have ever seen, and that kind of temperament that is at ease with encounters is rare among humans. ”

Tianshu squinted at him and said, "These are all afterwords, the problem now is that we have to leave, we have to get it up." Or do you carry it away?"

Relieved and spread his hands to the sides very naturally, indicating that it was impossible. Then he pushed Tianshu away, walked to the front of Tiantian, turned around and smiled evilly again, and said, "Look at me." ”

Tianshu suddenly felt extremely uneasy, and a chill rushed up from his spine. He tried to reach out to stop it, but found that it was too late.

I saw that Shi Ran slowly raised his left hand, clenched his fist, and a layer of dark golden light wrapped around the surface, like a copper cast.

"You...... What do you want to do?" Tianshu's voice trembled slightly.

Shi Ran didn't look back, and said in a calm tone: "This is how my master told me to get up." He only used it once, and I haven't been in bed since. Before the words fell, his body had jumped forward slightly, and he looked like a golden Arhat in the sun.

"Boom !!"

Just beside Tiantian, there has been an extra big pit with a diameter of at least two meters and a depth of more than one meter.

Relieved Ran jumped out of the pit, patting the dust on his body, and smirked: "Look, isn't it very effective?"

Tianshu patted Tian Tian, who was holding his leg trembling, and kept comforting it: "It's okay, it's okay." Then he straightened up, looked at the big pit on the ground, and then looked at the relief, quite speechless. He just shook his head, raised his hands, and raised his fingers towards the big pit, as if he were massaging it.

The land seemed to have vitality, and the crater slowly shallow and shrunk at a speed visible to the naked eye, and disappeared completely in a short time. The ground returned to its intact state, as if nothing had just happened.

Tianshu sighed softly, turned his head and said to Shi Ran, "Okay, let's go." ”