Crying and laughing, Mo Dong fainted

The previous document said that Li Jingliu bumped into a fat sheep during the day, and the snowflakes of the white flowers picked up forty taels, and he was in a good mood and even walked floating. But generally speaking, God always doesn't treat this kind of person who picks up pies for no reason, and he has to make some mistakes to make the money go where it shouldn't be spent, or how to spit it out if he eats it. Fortunately, God's thoughts Li Jingliu didn't know, so he was still immersed in the joy of picking up money, eating three yellow chickens, and carefully thinking about how to spend the money in the second half of the year.

After all, it's not enough, Li Jingliu looked at the empty bucket next to the little beast, shook his head, the so-called rice bucket, that's probably it, guarding the bucket, dominating the vegetable plate, snoring and pulling, and then raised his head and said as a matter of course: "Who is that, let me send me a bucket downstairs." ”

Hey, let's buy the things around me as planned. To say that although Li Jingliu was not born in a big family, Lao Li Tou is also a squire with a small village, so he didn't worry much about money when he was sixteen years old. Everything has a beginning, since Li Jingliu was kicked out by Yuan Xiaoniang, she has begun to learn to live a careful life, and even knows that buying three steamed buns is more cost-effective than buying two.

In the afternoon, Li Jingliu carried the woodcut and went to the buyer according to the address provided by the man, as for some jewelry dug up from the grave, of course, it will never be redeemed.

In the afternoon, the slightly dazzling sunlight shone on Li Jingliu's body, brushing a thin halo on his pale skin, and also bringing a halo to everything around him, which was a little dazzling to look at. But Li Jingliu walked and walked, and gradually felt that the dazzling sunlight and the eyes of others could not help but be dazzling.

In the past, in Jinlu Town, although Li Jingliu looked a little abnormal, after all, his appearance was still good, and he could occasionally attract two twenty-five or sixteen-year-old girls to become, and even if he looked at the eyes of a madman, Li Jingliu had been quietly for sixteen years, and he had long been used to it, so he walked forward by himself, completely ignoring what the idlers around him were looking at.

Until, he put down the woodcut beauty on his shoulder, and finally someone couldn't help but come over to talk: "Little brother, see that your Yintang is black, your face is dull, I'm afraid that there are unclean things pestering you recently, Lao Dao happens to be traveling today, seeing your good face, I have come to count a hexagram with you." ”

To say that Li Jingliu has always been very respectful to all kinds of Taoist leaders, this attitude is mainly due to Wen Feixian, Wen Feixian's old liar made Li Jingliu fully understand the fact that it is best to be respectful to Taoists, because you don't know whether he is simply cheating money or deliberately coming to ignite you, or has the ability to enlighten you and is willing to cheat you out of money when he sees that you are not pleasing to the eye. So, in either case, it's best not to offend the Taoist.

At this time, I heard the thin old man with a dog skin plaster in front of him say that he was unlucky, and hurriedly asked, "Did the immortals see anything?"

The old man estimated that he was called like this for the first time in his life, and he was so happy that a lock of goatee was about to float up, and he was about to speak, but was interrupted: "Little brother, don't listen to this nonsense of cheating money, you should take a good look at your own goods first." The kind reminder who bought the porcelain bowl next to him, then looked at Li Jingliu's pale face, and muttered: "This complexion, I wonder if I am really entangled in something."

...... It's a pity that it's a good young man. ”

Li Jingliu was puzzled, but was grabbed by the sleeve of the goatee old way, and said eagerly: "Little brother, the old way, I am two hundred and eight this year, and one hexagram is a hexagram, and it has never been allowed, I will give you a hexagram today, will you accept it!?"

Li Jingliu looked at the old Taoist earnestly, and suddenly appeared in his mind when he heard Feixian cheating money, and couldn't help laughing, but he felt that the timing was a little wrong, and Shengsheng held back his smile: "Please also ask the immortal to teach!"

Elder Dao looked around nervously, and said quickly: "Shangxian, I watched the stars last night, and I saw killing, breaking, wolf, and three stars tightly surrounding the emperor star, it seems that the military disaster is approaching, and at this time, I saw a white star quickly crossing the sky, faintly driving away the dark image......" Speaking of this, Lao Er quickened his tone: "If you want to listen to the detailed explanation of the hexagram, you will receive eighty-eight texts." ”

Li Jingliu was stunned when he heard it, and subconsciously wanted to pay for it, but unexpectedly, there was no copper coin in his arms, so he had to get some scattered silver, and the old man reached out and took a grain directly, and said: "Young people are generous, don't get close to water, don't get close to fire, don't get close to beautiful women, and the disaster can be solved!"

Before the words fell, the people had already gone out, and Li Jingliu was in a daze, but saw two city inspectors coming from the opposite side of the market: "Boy, didn't that old man cheat you out of money just now?"

"He calculated a hexagram for me......"

"Look at your new arrival," the city patrol officer looked sympathetic, "how much have you been deceived?"

"Eighty-eight texts. ”

"Yo, can't you see that the kid is quite rich," the city patrol officer walked around Li Jingliu, and when he saw the woodcut, he was taken aback, and hurriedly asked, "What is this!? Boy, honestly, where did you dig this thing from!?"

Li Jingliu was about to repeat the words that had been said countless times, but found that the woodcut had already changed its appearance, the beauty was still the same beauty, but the color was wrong, the crimson juice overflowed from the woodcut drop by drop under the sun, the eyes, lips, ears, and the facial features of the woodcut beauty looked like they were oozing blood, and there was also a faint red oozing out of her skin.

"Master Jun, I am not a person who steals chickens and dogs such as tomb robbers, this beauty is a family teacher and spent six months in Xia, carefully carved with ebony, but I don't know why it is so abnormal. If you don't believe it, you can touch it with your own hands, the feel of the newly polished things is indeed different, but don't be wronged. ”

To say that this person who lives in his own world, one of the advantages is that he is calm, and when he encounters most abnormal situations, no matter what he thinks in his heart, he can always pretend to be a natural appearance on his face.

The two city patrol officers are not government officials after all, and the sergeants are generally characters who have gone through some life and death scenes, and they still don't have the courage to step forward after looking at such a vision, and they don't feel that anything is wrong when they look at Li Jingliu's righteous face, so they have to give up, thinking that such a strange thing should be quickly notified to the city guard. ”

didn't make things difficult for Li Jingliu, just wrote down the approximate location and left in a hurry.

Li Jingliu looked around, but there was no one around him, the original porcelain stalls, the noodle stalls took advantage of the chaos just now, they all moved far away, and the chaotic market seemed to consciously leave an excellent vacancy for Li Jingliu.

Li Jingliu thought so, and was about to carry the woodcut back, but found that there was a person walking over, wearing straw sandals, and the upper body was indeed a dark blue brocade coat, with a slight cloud and dark pattern floating between the sleeves, and the fat sheep had come to the market for some reason in the morning!

I saw the fat sheep swaying around the market, three or five * glanced left and right from time to time, Li Jingliu looked calm, picked up the woodcut and strode forward, he knew that at this time, the more panicked, the easier it was to be seen as a target, who knows, the fat sheep happened to see a large vacant place in the center of the market, so he walked here, and collided with Li Jingliu.

Li Jingliu was calm and walked forward without squinting, but the fat sheep stared at Li Jingliu for a long time, until Li Jingliu turned around, he was sure of something, rushed forward, grabbed Li Jingliu's woodcut on his shoulder, and said with a very apologetic expression: "Dad, why don't you say a word to the child when you go out? ”

Li Jingliu's face, which had always remained unchanged, twitched a little at this time, but he quickly returned to normal, and still said with a pleasant face: "Daddy, I just want to exercise, looking at whether I can sell things at my age." ”

Fat Yang hurriedly said: "Our family's big property is not all earned by your father, who has traveled south and north for half a lifetime, how can there be anything that can't be sold." ”

"Daddy just wants to recall what he looked like when he was young, but who knew that he was too old to do it......"

The fat sheep's heart was moved, my father must have deliberately tarnished his reputation in order to give himself a chance to exercise, I must not let my father's hard work be in vain, so he said confidently: "Dad, the rough work of selling things is still the son, you will enjoy the blessings when you are old, and watch how the son sells it by the side!"

Li Jingliu was also happy to be relaxed, put his hands behind his back, found a corner to hide the sun, and watched the fat sheep play.

I saw that the fat sheep turned over the woodcut and looked at it carefully, and turned back to Li Jingliu to take a hard look, this thing is not easy to sell in the market......

But Li Jingliu didn't accurately understand the fat sheep's gesture, looked at him looking at him, and smiled at him quite rarely.

The fat sheep had no choice but to put the woodcarving on the ground and shouted at the top of his voice: "Everyone who has passed by has come to take a look, the newly unearthed gloomy wood carving! There is an old man's ...... at home."

As soon as he shouted here, he was interrupted by two officials.

"Is this your goods?"

Li Jingliu hurriedly stepped forward: "It's mine, the two officials don't know what's going on?"

"Lord Castle Guard, listen to your bloody tears in broad daylight? This is a grievance, right? Let's go with my Castle Keeper's Mansion. ”

Li Jingliu wanted to run away under the pretext of an excuse, but the fat sheep on the side was a dragger, he grabbed Li Jingliu and said: "Dad, let's go, go to the city guard mansion and see what the city guard old man said, dare to say that our family has grievances?

I had no choice but to go to the city guard's house, looking at this layout, the city guard looked like a clean official, in essence, he was really a clean official, like the parents of a small place like Jinlu Town, who met the people and put up a score, but the city guard of Yancheng did not, and the official took them directly into the back hall.

There was a thin old man sitting there, dressed in a simple cloth robe, who looked like a common old man at the chess stall, but Li Jingliu knew that he could dress so casually in the city guard's mansion, who else could it be?

"Two, sit down, there's no good tea to entertain, just drink a little barley tea. ”

Li Jingliu said in his heart, what does this homely posture mean? But in the second sentence, the old man of the city guard turned to Li Jingliu's woodcut: "Boy, I heard that your woodcut beauty has grievances?

Li Jingliu corrected: "I didn't hear it, it was the city patrol officer who told you, and no one else told the city patrol officer that my things have grievances." ”

The old man looked curious: "Then can I see what it is?"

Li Jingliu motioned to the fat sheep, and the fat sheep immediately dragged out the woodcut from behind him, and the city guard did not look at the woodcut, but glanced at the fat sheep, and said, "Master Mo, did you recognize the wrong person? Who did you think of this little brother this time?"

Hearing this, Fat Yang looked at Li Jingliu carefully, and after confirming the fried hair, he said firmly: "I didn't recognize the wrong person this time, this hairstyle, only my father has this hairstyle!"

The city guard glanced at Li Jingliu with a smile and didn't say anything, but at this moment, Li Jingliu felt a little weak in his heart, and lowered his head slightly, avoiding the city guard's eyes.

The city guard deserves to be the city guard, and he did not show any fear in the face of the bloody woodcut, but admired the eye of the artwork, carefully touched the woodcut, and praised it: "The demeanor is fresh and natural!

The conversation changed, and then fell on the question of blood and tears: "Little brother, can you explain to the old man, why does this woodcut have blood and tears?"

Before Li Jingliu could answer, he was preempted by the fat sheep: "The material of this woodcut is gloomy wood, it seems that it is very likely to be the coffin board of the king and grandson, you also know, these things are very evil, and it must be very unlucky for the living to buy them back, but it is different to buy them back as a burial companion." Just say that it is a gloomy wood, it can protect the body from snakes and insects for a hundred years, in mentioning this carving, which old man does not want to die and can hug a beautiful * mother. ”

Li Jingliu listened to the fat sheep's tongue and lotus flower, and only felt that he was worthy of doing business, and even a goblin corpse could say that it was the way, making money, it should be!