Chapter 0540: The Monkey Breaks into the Palace (2)
The people who cultivate the Tao in the human world all regard Taishang Laojun as their ancestor. The pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Taoist priests draw talismans and chant mantras, and there is a proverb: Feng Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law. Whether you are a demon cultivator, a human cultivator, learning to draw talismans to exorcise ghosts and tell fortunes, or changing supernatural powers, there is always a sentence in the spell 'Feng Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law', so the Daomen of the human world, whether it is the main sect, declares Taizu to be Taishang Laojun to the outside world. Of course, many of them are false claims, just to deceive believers.
Monkey stealth technique, the queen mother naturally can't see him. He walked up to the queen and blew lightly, and the book closed automatically. Niangniang was surprised, and looked at no one. Suddenly I felt an itch in my nostrils, and I reached out to rub it, but I suddenly became very sleepy, and I threw myself on the desk and fell into a deep sleep.
The monkey grinned, showed his original body, and with a flick of his hand, he shaved the queen's hair, and then opened his mouth to blow, and the brocade robe on the queen's mother changed, and became a nun's monk's robe. With one more breath, the cloud brocade shoes on his feet also changed, becoming the straw sandals of the ascetics.
The monkey stood in front of the queen mother, looked at the queen mother's bald head, felt indecent, and pointed to it, the queen mother's bald head wore a nun hat, the monkey looked left and right, and felt that such a queen looked also very handsome. He left satisfied, but suddenly stopped, reached out and gently took the "Huang Ting Sutra" read by the queen Niangniang, and blew a breath, and a new book "Diamond Sutra" appeared in Niangniang's hand.
The monkey nodded with satisfaction, looked up and saw the small statue of Taishang Laojun on the shrine, and the monkey smiled: "Laojun, you also have today." I think that when I made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, you hit me in the back of the head with King Kong Zhuo, so that I was caught by Erlang God, and now, I want to play a little trick on you. He opened his mouth and blew at the small statue of Taishang Laojun, and the statue of Taishang Laojun turned into a smiling Tang Sanzang. Tang Sanzang rode a fire dragon horse, and there was a hairy-faced Lei Gong by his side, who was himself. As for Bajie and Li Xiong, the monkey naturally skipped it.
The monkey looked at the queen's room again, it was all decorated with Taoist gossip diagrams, etc., and he pointed with his hand and called Dao change. Everything in the room has changed, it has become the setting of a nunnery, and the gossip map has also become a nun planting bamboo map, and the face of the nun on it is the face of the queen's mother.
At this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside the room, and two maids approached. When he came to the door, he didn't dare to come in, and said softly: "Mother, His Majesty the King is invited." ”
The monkey's heart moved, and he turned into a mother, wearing brocade clothes and cloud brocade shoes, staggered out of the room, and said, "Lead the way." ”
Two slaves hurriedly got up, one to help the mother's arm, and the other to lead the way. After walking for a while, I saw that there were maids kneeling on the roadside and guards kneeling on the roadside. It's just that the clothes of the maids and the samurai turned out to be Taoist clothes. The warriors wore Taoist robes on top and armor underneath them, and they looked nondescript.
Walking into the main hall, the people were noisy, and there were civil and military ministers who came to kneel and pick up, and the etiquette was cumbersome. The monkey impatiently replied to the etiquette, ignored it, and urged the maid all the way forward. This move startled the minister who knelt down, thinking that he had done something wrong, but seeing that Niangniang's face was displeased, he didn't dare to ask, so he had to follow Niangniang and enter the main hall.
The main hall is majestic, and there is a king sitting in the middle, and there are three Taoist priests wearing gossip robes standing on the king's right hand, they are all wearing Taoist hats, holding Taoist Buddha dust, and they look like fairy wind and Taoist bones.
The monkey knows that these three Taoist priests must be the Three Kingdoms Division.
Although these three demon paths destroyed the Buddha, they also saved the lives of many people in Chechi Kingdom. In addition to destroying the Buddha, it did not hurt the common people. On both sides of the main hall are full of civil and military ministers, and when they see Oh Niangniang, they all kneel down and salute. Ignoring the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs, Niangniangli went straight to the palace and sat down on the seat next to the king, grinning and looking east and west, behaving perversely.
The king whispered, "Queen, you came up to the palace and did not salute the three national teachers. ”
The queen grinned and said, "Your Majesty, I am the queen, why do you want to salute the three national teachers?"
The king looked at the queen and whispered, "Queen, this is my court's etiquette. The national teacher is the pillar of a country, and you and I must pay tribute to the three national teachers. Without the Three Kingdoms Division, our Chechi country would have perished. ”
The queen whispered in the king's ear, "Your Majesty, I was studying in my room and suddenly fell asleep. In my dream, Avalokiteshvara said to me that it is okay for kings to worship the Tao and to destroy Buddhas, but it is not permissible to torture and enslave ordinary mortals and monks, as this will lead to great calamity. Moreover, those three national teachers are actually not human monks, but demon clans. The king believes in the demon clan as the national teacher, and sooner or later disaster will come, and it will be too late to regret it. I obeyed the words of the Bodhisattva, and from then on I did not dare to respect the national teacher again. ”
The king's face was dumbfounded: "Queen, what are you talking nonsense?"
The queen said, "Your Majesty, I am not talking nonsense, I have decided to take refuge in Buddhism and become a nun. Chant a confession for the thousands of mortals and monks you have killed. ”
The king stood up and looked at the queen in surprise, as if he had never known her: "Come on, the queen is not feeling well, take her back to the harem to rest." ”
Immediately a maid stepped forward to help the queen.
The queen smiled and said: "Your Majesty, I am not unwell, I am in good health, all Aiqing, ministers of civil and military affairs, are you gathered here today to do any legal things." I see that your official uniforms are embroidered with Taoist Five Elements Gossip, which is really funny, hehe!"
As soon as these words came out, no one in the hall did not change color. The three national teachers looked at each other with surprised eyes.
The king was angry and hurriedly said: "Tiger guard, escort the mother back to the palace." Passed on the Qin Imperial Physician to go to the Niangniang Palace to see a doctor for the Niangniang. ”
Immediately, a tiger guard stepped forward to escort the queen away.
The queen said, "I am not sick, and I am not mad, but you are all mad." ”
"Take the lady down to the palace!" cried the king.
Only then did the maid and the guard dare to pull the mother, who knew that the lady pushed it casually, and the maid and the guard all fell down.
The king was shocked and hurriedly said, "National teacher, look at what is wrong with Niangniang?"
The queen shouted, "Don't touch me, I'll go myself." She grinned and went down the hall like a psychopath. The maids and guards did not dare to come near her again, and with her push just now, everyone fell, and the strength was infinite.
The queen said as she left: "You foolish people, I have received the dream of the Bodhisattva, the army and the people of the whole country have tortured and enslaved the monks, and only respected the Taoist priests, and have angered the Bodhisattva. (To be continued.) )