I am a ghost maniac, and I will start our story of today's "Transit God" immediately!

Zhang Xiaokai's luck recently is simply extremely bad, and he is depressed to death.

I couldn't fall asleep in bed in the middle of the night, so I simply got up and ran to the street to relax and relieve my depressed mood.

It's winter now, and the weather outside has reached minus four or five degrees, and from time to time there will be a cold wind.

The pedestrians on the street seem to be significantly less, and even if there is, they are in a hurry, rushing home to get into the warm quilt and take a good rest.

"The young man looks at your unlucky face, I guess I have encountered something unpleasant recently, come and see my talisman here, buy one and take it with you to ensure that you have good luck every day." ”

"And this transfer god, take it back and worship it with a stick of incense in the morning and evening, to ensure that you come and go, 100% lucky!

A little old man who set up a stall on the street, saw Xiao Kai passing by, grabbed him, and sold his own things, Xiao Kai's mood was not very good, listening to the old man's chatter, it made him upset, impatiently shook off the old man and took his hand and scolded: "Don't bother me, get out!"

"Young man, don't be so excited, you are angry, acquaintance is fate, I will give it to you when you come to this transfer god, remember a stick of incense in the morning and evening, bless you when you come to run, rich and noble, lucky and always accompanied!" The old man forced a ceramic statue into Xiao Kai's hand.

Xiao Kai picked it up and threw the idol on the ground.

I don't know how this idol was made, it fell to the ground so hard, and it was not damaged at all, Xiao Xingxing thought that this thing is really so magical? So he picked up the idol again, took out a hundred yuan and gave it to the old man, and left with the statue.

The old man looked at Xiao Kai and walked away, looking at the money in his hand, he also felt a little incredible, thinking that these knockoffs he sold, when were they so strong?

Xiao Kai didn't continue to wander around, and returned home with the statue, he has never believed in this kind of feudal superstition, and naturally there is no place for these statues at home, so after looking for a long time, he simply put the statue directly on the coffee table in the living room.

remembered that the old man said that the god of transfer would have a stick of incense sooner or later, but there were no such things at home, so Xiao Kai took out three cigarettes, thought about it and put two more cigarettes into the cigarette case, just lit one, and took a big puff of it, and then put it in front of the statue.

Worried that the soot would fall on the coffee table, he also put an ashtray underneath.

After going out for a walk, Xiao Kai was also a little sleepy, so he went into the bedroom to prepare for rest.

Not long after lying down, Xiao Kai suddenly felt that he was hungry to death, and he tossed and turned on the bed for a while, the hunger was so uncomfortable that Xiao Kai had no choice but to get up from the bed to find food.

I searched all the places in the house, but I didn't even have a pack of instant noodles, so I had no choice but to go to the supermarket downstairs to buy some to eat.

As soon as I went out, I felt that it was cold outside, and I really didn't want to go out, but I was so hungry that I could only grit my teeth and go out.

Xiao Kai came out of the supermarket, carrying some bread, ham, sausage, instant noodles and other things, and rushed home shivering from the cold, but was stopped halfway.

It was an old beggar in rags, but he seemed to be in good spirits, and his voice was very loud, and he was dressed like that on such a cold day, and his face was still red.

"Young man, okay, give my brother some food. "The old beggar's way of begging is really special, and the tone of his voice is not right, it is a bit like he is joking with an acquaintance, and it seems that there is some "skin", which makes people want to beat him when they see it.

Xiao Kai was already freezing to death, and he was not in the mood to fight with a beggar, so he took out some of the things he bought and distributed them to the beggar.

Who knew that the beggar was not satisfied, he looked at the down jacket that Xiao Kai was wearing and said, "Little brother, can you lend your clothes to my brother and I will wear them, you see that it is so cold on this big night~".

"I said that you are a dead old man, are you sick?" Xiao Kai scolded angrily, thinking that he didn't need to be serious with this bad old man, he just did it to the end, he had been wearing this piece for a long time, and it was not worth anything, so it was better to give it to the old beggar to keep out the cold.

"Young man, you are such a good person, if you can give me some more pocket money, it will be even better!" The old beggar still said to Xiao Kai in that joking tone, Xiao Kai raised his fist and really wanted to punch the old beggar in the face a few times, but when he saw the old beggar's old face, he thought of his old father again, so he took out the money in his pocket and gave it to the beggar.

"There's so much left after shopping, I won't give you anything more, can I go?"

"Can you give me another cigarette from your pocket, that lad, I smoke it very well"

Xiao Kai was completely convinced by this old beggar, took out a cigarette case and a lighter, and gave them all to the old beggar, and when he left, he didn't forget to say viciously: "Don't let me see you again next time, otherwise I will definitely kill you!"

The old beggar lit a cigarette, smoked it with a smile and said, "I guess you want to see me next time, young man, you are a good person, I decided to help you!"

"Cut! If you don't let me see you, even if you help me!" Xiao Kai said disdainfully.

The alarm bell rang, waking up the sleeping Xiao Kai, who reluctantly got up from the bed and hurried to the unit.

As soon as he walked into the office, he was notified that he would go to the chairman's office, and the big boss naturally didn't dare to slack off when he was looking for his own small opening.

On the way there, Xiao Kai was thinking, what can the chairman do to find himself, he is just an ordinary small staff, at most the manager is looking for himself.

What surprised Xiao Kai was that the chairman actually promoted him to be the department manager, it turned out that the manager who had always hated Xiao Kai had done some dirty things and had been fired by the chairman!

Coming out of the chairman's office, Xiao Kai felt that his whole body was floating, and he didn't believe that such a good thing would fall on him.

"Didi. ”

Xiao Kai's mobile phone rang with a WeChat message prompt tone, and when he opened it, he saw that it was a message sent by his girlfriend Yuxin.

The message reads: Let's break up.

Xiao Kai's good mood just now was swept away in an instant, the whole person was petrified in place, and the shopping mall was proud and disappointed!?

"Didi. ”

Suddenly, the text message prompt rang again, and Xiao Kai looked at the phone screen in despair, it was still the news of his girlfriend.

The moment he saw the content, his face suddenly disappeared, "Ahahaha!"

The second message: Hee-hee, be shocked, after careful consideration, I have decided to marry you!