Fifth, thirty-nine, cute, is this guy an idiot?
Update at 8 a.m. -
The sister of Antarctic Zhenjun took out the towel like it was wiped on Tang Sen's body, and the place where the cup of tea was spilled happened to be in Tang Sen's pants stall, and the towel in her hand was wiped on Tang Sen's important part intentionally or unintentionally.
Tang Sen Khan, what's the situation? Antarctic girl's move is a bit like the trick used by those lustful women in movies and television to seduce men, and there is nothing new at all......
In other words, the current movie screenwriters have no creativity at all, and the girls seduce men to turn over and over with those few tricks, what is deliberately knocked over and over on men, deliberately saying that chest pain makes men touch or something, it is the same, no creativity.
However, the ancient authors were more creative, such as Pan Jinlian hooked up with Ximenqing in "Water Margin", and the means she used were more novel, throwing a bamboo pole down on the balcony on the second floor, hitting Ximenqing's head, which caused the adultery that later flowed for centuries. Modern authors should really learn from Pan Jinlian and change some tricks!
But...... Tang Sen thought about it again, the bamboo pole is so dangerous, in case a girl throws down the bamboo pole on the second floor and inserts her head, this Nima must be avoided, otherwise her life is in danger.
The chaotic thoughts flashed, and Tang Sen hurriedly grabbed the hand of the Antarctic girl and said, "Don't work girl, it's okay to shake this tea, you don't need to help me wipe it." ”
"What kind of business? I hurt you, and of course I should be responsible for cleaning it up. The Antarctic True Monarch girl turned her back to Zhang Duxue, stuck in the blind corner of Zhang Duxue's sight, and threw a wink at Tang Sen.
Tang Sen Khan, what's the situation? Is this girl really here to seduce me?
I saw the real girls of Antarctica by wiping the water for him. The body got closer and closer, and a pair of red and tender lips came to Tang Sen's ear, and whispered in his ear in an inaudible voice: "Handsome guy." About?" she exhaled as she spoke, and the hot breath blew into Townson's ears, tickling his ear holes.
Tang Sen Khan, hey, hey, you're the true monarch of Antarctica, a great god at the level of a true monarch, is it really good to meet people with such an unreserved appointment? Could it be ...... You're a watery? I don't like this kind of woman.
In fact, most men are interested in profligate women. The occasional appointment is a small adjustment to life, but ...... It's okay for this kind of woman to play, but if she gets it home to be a girlfriend or wife. The two hats have to be green for three days, who can stand it? Townsend doesn't like to play with women, so he is not sensitive to this kind of woman.
Tang Sen hurriedly whispered: "No!"
Huh? This guy is actually pretending to be serious? The sister of the Antarctic Zhenjun thought to herself: What are you pretending, you were still pushing the white deer in the toy hill just now. It's useless to pretend to be serious now. I will definitely lift your mask, and as long as you agree to make an appointment with me, I will tell His Majesty the Jade Emperor that she will witness your man's character with her own eyes, and she will give up on you.
Antarctic True Monarch said in a low voice: "Why don't you refuse to make an appointment? I won't tell His Majesty the Jade Emperor, and I won't pester you...... We are also the **** relationship...... Play casually, and no one will get in the way of anyone after that. ”
"No cannon!" Tang Sen quickly shook his head.
Cut! Antarctic Zhenjun cut in his heart, but said in a seductive voice in his mouth: "I am such a beautiful and plump royal sister. You don't like it, you like the white deer's type, or else...... I'll play with you with Bailu. There aren't many opportunities to play this kind of game. ”
Antarctic True Monarch is indeed good-looking. The figure is bumpy, mature and beautiful, and with a touch of gentle and considerate bosom sister flavor, such a woman and man are actually very difficult to resist. But Tang Sen is really not an ordinary man, since he was a child, he has been seduced by various women in various ways because of his handsome face, and he has long been trained to be strong and unfazed.
Tang Sen shook his head and said, "Don't." ”
"What's the situation with you?" Antarctic Zhenjun's sister was unhappy: "Are you perverted?"
Dizzy, you're perverted. Tang Sen shook his head and said, "Antarctic girl, please respect yourself." ”
"Hmph, that's it, if you don't make an appointment, you won't make an appointment. The sister of the Antarctic True Monarch pretended that the tea had been wiped clean, took back the towel, and the person also left Tang Sen's side, turned around and set the teacup for Zhang Duxue, and then exited the room.
Tang Sen immediately put this matter behind him, and said to Zhang Duxue with a smile: "Okay, let's continue to review mathematics." ”
Zhang Duxue didn't care much, she couldn't have thought that in just a few minutes just now, the usually dignified and virtuous sister of Antarctic Zhenjun actually came to seduce Tang Sen once, and it ended in failure.
Zhang Duxue smiled and said, "Okay, continue to review, I won't ...... this question."
The two of them sat side by side again, reviewing math affectionately.
The sister of the Antarctic True Monarch withdrew from the room, closed the door, and Bailu immediately came over: "Lord Xianweng, have you made an appointment with him?"
Nanji shook his head: "Failed, he actually refused to make an appointment." ”
"Ah, this is a good thing, it shows that he is a good-willed man, and he will definitely be very good to His Majesty in the future. ”
"You know. Antarctic Zhenjun glanced at Bailu and snorted: "Fake, this must be fake, he must have a thief's heart and no thief's guts, or the means I use are not direct enough, and I have to sublimate my method again." ”
"Lord Xianweng, don't spoof, this is really not good...... If His Majesty knows, we will definitely be severely punished. ”
"This is for the good of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, she will understand my hard work. Antarctic Zhenjun's eyes rolled, and he thought about it: "Next, continue in a different way...... Come and listen to my tricks......"
Tang Sen and Zhang Duxue didn't know it, they were still reviewing math in the hall, and they didn't know how long it was, but they only heard the door of the room "bang" and was pushed open, and Bailu rushed in with an eager look: "Oh no...... Your Majesty, Mr. Tang, something is wrong......"
"What's the matter?" Zhang Duxue frowned, thinking to herself: How precious is the opportunity to review math intimately with Tang Sen, what is there to bother me?
Bailu said with a crying voice: "Immortal Weng...... Lady Xian Weng accidentally fell into the river, she can't swim, please go and save her. ”
Zhang Duxue: "......"
Townwend: "......"
Is there a mistake? A dignified true monarch-level god, who has fallen into a small river, still can't swim? Who are you fooling? The two looked at each other, and they both saw disbelief in each other's eyes.
Bailu said: "Really, Lord Xian Weng really can't swim, you go and save her, she is now relying on a breath of divine power to hold her breath to save her life, and she won't be able to hold it for a while." ”
"Okay, go see what's going on. Zhang Duxue stood up helplessly, and Tang Sen had no choice but to get up.
The two of them walked out of Qinghuazhuang after Bailu, and there was a bubbling river next to it, the river water was very clear, and they saw that the sister of the Antarctic True Monarch was fluttering in the river...... She looked embarrassed, constantly struggling, fetching water, occasionally her head popping out of the water, and she cried out, "Help, I can't swim...... I'm drowning...... Help......"
Tang Sen Khan said: "Is it really fake?
Bailu's head was like a chicken pecking rice: "I really won't, Lord Xian Weng is good for everything else, but the only drawback is that he can't swim." ”
"Isn't it okay to fly with divine power?"
"No, Lord Xian Weng has a psychological shadow on water, as long as he gets wet, he will forget to fly, he can't use any spells, and she is a fairy, and she has a strong ability to hold her breath, and she has the strength to struggle after falling into the water for ten minutes, and ordinary people would have drowned a long time ago, please save her." Bailu said as he spoke, squeezing out two tears.
Zhang Duxue said: "Since this is the case, then let's save her." After she finished speaking, she wanted to fly into the river to catch people, but suddenly, her mind turned, no, I can't go...... I am now the identity of the Jade Emperor, so I have to pay attention to my own identity, if I do something inconsistent with the identity of the Jade Emperor in front of Tang Sen, it will not be good to arouse his suspicion, not to mention, it is inevitable that I will get water on my body when saving people, in case the mask is wet, it sticks to my face, showing the outline of the five palaces, maybe it will be recognized by Tang Sen.
Zhang Duxue hurriedly reined in the precipice: "Ahem...... It's not very convenient for me to go into the water, so I will trouble Mr. Tang Sen about saving people. ”
Tang Sen thought about the fact that the sister of the Antarctic True Monarch bit his ear and whispered in the room just now, and his whole body was agitated, and he didn't really want to save people, so he shook his head and said: "I'm a man, the Antarctic girl is a woman, it's just a matter of saving people else, it's inevitable to have physical contact when saving people in the water, and men and women can't stand it clearly, so it's not good for me to save her." Otherwise, Miss White Deer will go and save it. ”
Bailu hurriedly shook his head and said, "People's ...... Relatives have come in the past two days, and it is inconvenient to go into the water......"
I rub it, this reason! Townsend senses that something is wrong, there is a conspiracy, there is definitely a conspiracy, and he always feels that he will be cheated as soon as he goes.
But...... What if there is no conspiracy, but I am thinking too much? Is it not good to see a beautiful big sister next door drowned in a creek? That's it, the soldiers are coming, the water is flooding, let's see the move.
Tang Sen took off the returning sword on his back, took off his shoes and shirt again, jumped into the river shirtless and only wearing pants, just a small river, he just stroked his arm lightly, and swam to the side of the Antarctic True Monarch Girl...... Then he reached out and grabbed her willow waist and said, "I'm here to save you." ”
As if a drowning person had grasped the hope of survival, the Antarctic True Monarch girl hurriedly hugged Tang Sen, and her whole body was wrapped around Tang Sen, like an octopus catching its prey. In order to get into the water, Townsend took off his shirt, and her whole body was wet and sticky to her body, so she stuck it on him, and the touch was ...... It's a blast.
Tang Sen chuckled in his heart, and said secretly: Sure enough, this guy wants to take advantage of me, she is really an idiot? )
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