Chapter 70: Turmoil
Jingjiang is the longest river in Daning, traversing Daning, dividing it into two, it can be called the largest river in the Central Plains, and the Nu River where King Chu committed suicide in Xia was only one of its tributaries.
Listening to the inexplicable and wonderful compliments of that Li Longwang, what Jingjiang water is endless, no matter the tone and tone are very weird, and the last few strange laughs, just like a male duck who has been choked by the neck, the hearts of the cautious people are furious, and Zhou Dashenjun feels more and more that this old dragon is really weird.
Quietly withdrawing back the hands he had grasped, Zhou Dashenjun grinned and asked, "That...... Li Longjun, what kind of magic weapon is the whip?" The bearded man in front of him grabbed the knotted messy hair, and Fang Zi stared at a pair of strange eyes and asked, "Could it be that Yuan Shi ...... No...... Didn't the Emperor of the Early Yuan Dynasty give his disciples the magic weapon to rule over the gods?"
"It's the whip of the gods, right?" Princess Rongyang on the side took over the conversation: "I heard that it is the magic weapon of Ji Liang Heavenly Master, which can spur all gods, but as for Fei Tai Shengong, I have never heard of any magic weapon used to control all gods." Is Mr. Li mistaken?"
"Huh?" the Dragon King was stunned when he heard this, and finally said with a haha, "Sure enough...... was guessed by everyone, haha, my brother was imprisoned in that pool, and he lost his memory. I can't remember a lot of things before, alas......" said the old dragon and sighed.
"Li Qing, what does amnesia mean?" asked the little emperor on the side with a curious expression. Only then did Zhou Yang'er know that not only himself, but even the little emperor who was familiar with him didn't understand this Li Longwang's strange words.
"Oh, Your Majesty, I just lost my memory and can't remember the meaning of the past. "Then what King Li Long said this time is quite clear. However, Zhou Yang'er, who was standing beside him, heard him muttering a vague sentence in a very low voice at the end, "Pit daddy, !!!" Although I don't know how to explain this sentence, I just listen to the complaint in his tone, and I know that it is not a good word.
"It turned out to be soul loss," the pig-headed little emperor who was watching the excitement on the side smiled: "It's nothing, when it disperses later, you can call the imperial doctor to come and show Mr. Li." ”
"No, no. Then Li Longjun hurriedly shook his head and said: "I'm just a minor illness, I'll be fine in a few days, Your Majesty is too polite." ”
Seeing that this Li Long King was so upside down and weird, everyone in the palace felt very weird, and even Princess He, who tried to persuade the emperor to rescue the Dragon King, also felt that this bald-tailed Lao Li was a little strange, but in the past, he was manifested through his daughter Bai Li's magic weapon Yuan Shen, and his words and actions were definitely not as strange as this. When he escaped from Yulin Pond yesterday and came to see the emperor, he rarely spoke, so everyone didn't notice it.
The evil dragon king obviously also noticed that something was wrong, and clapped his hands vigorously and said: "Oh, Your Majesty summoned me to wait, mainly to discuss that important matter, and everyone is talking about how to go off topic." Let's get down to business. The princess invited this Zhou child to come, thinking that she already had a countermeasure, and asked the princess to ......"
Although she knew that King Li Longwang was diverting everyone's attention, Princess He, who had something in her heart, did not want to delve into it, smiled slightly, and was about to speak, but saw Lu Zhongyuan on the opposite side interject: "Brother Zhou's ability, I have seen it in Jiudi Mountain, and it is more than enough to come and join hands with Li Longjun to deal with the King of Fenyang." Your Majesty, what we really have to think about now is how to deal with the aftermath!" Li also ignored Princess Rongyang, who was very angry because she was robbed.
"Aftermath, what aftermath?" Princess Rongyang on the side didn't wait for him to continue, and then said: "I don't believe it, without Guo Dingyuan, the sky of the Daning Dynasty will not be able to fall!"
"Hehe, the sky won't fall, it's just ......" Lord Lu suddenly frowned and said: "If Lord Guo really has a long and short, I'm afraid that the three northern clans will come to make up for the heat." He didn't look at the princess, but sat back in his chair. Concentrate on staring at the tea on the small table in front of him without squinting, and ignore the resentful Princess Daning on the opposite side.
"I visited Old Master Gong this time, and I heard his old man talk about the situation in the north, and there are more than 200,000 men over the age of 18 in the Hideous Clan. At least 80,000 of them were born with rage. Picking up the teacup and taking a sip generously, Lord Lu said slowly: "The king has a gift, I dare not resign, thank the lord Longen." ”
"Eighty thousand companions are angry, and there are at least 100,000 cavalry in that hideous world! But what made Zhou Yang'er feel the most strange was that this guy was holding a silver spear, and he never left his hand from the beginning, he was sitting in his hand just now, and now he jumped out and still held it in his hand.
"Hum!" Although there were not many people in the main hall, dozens of people exchanged heads at the same time, and it was like 100,000 flies flying into the house! As soon as the young general's words fell, everyone in the hall began to talk in a low voice, and as the noisy voices became louder and louder, the Taihe Hall at this time had the feeling of becoming a bazaar.
"Lao Li, didn't that stupid second princess say that you can't bring a weapon when you see the emperor? How can this guy hold a spear?" Looking at this dog day but wrapped himself tightly with a silver armor, Zhou Dashenjun felt even more strange in his heart, and couldn't help but ask Li Xin, who had never spoken. At the same time, he stretched out two middle fingers and blocked his ears, and to his surprise, the dragon king did the same thing as him.
At this time, the hall was too noisy, Zhou Dashenjun stuffed his ears and looked up, but saw that the princess in front of him was staring at Lord Lu who was leisurely drinking, and at this time, the pig-headed little emperor who had sat back on the throne looked at the chaos of the ministers below, looked at Lu Yi for a while, and looked at his sister for a while, with a look of help.
The princess said coldly, "It's not promising," and turned her face away. Zhou Yang'er, who was watching the excitement, found that when she said this, the murderous intent in the eyes of Lu Shilang on the other side flashed, but then he turned back and smiled gently at the little emperor, and said a word. It's just that the hall is too noisy and I didn't hear it clearly. When he turned around, he saw that Zhou Dashenjun was looking at him with interest, and smiled at him at the moment.
"Zhao Ren, although you are the commander of the palace, you must not be so disrespectful!" As Lord Lu shouted angrily, the discussion in the hall slowly calmed down, and the silver-armored military general, who was standing in the middle of the hall and was arguing with a white-bearded civil official, said with a stunned face: "Lord Lu, what do you mean by this?"
Who knew that Lu Yi didn't speak, just stared coldly at the spear in his hand, and Zhao Ren also looked up when he saw this, but it turned out that he was arguing with the old man, and he didn't realize that the silver spear in his hand was pointing at the little emperor on the throne. At this time, he came to his senses, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly knelt down and pleaded guilty. The hall finally fell silent.
It turned out that the guy who had been holding the spear was called Zhao Ren, and Zhou Dashenjun was very funny in his heart, what is this guy's name is not good, he has to be called Zaoren. Looking back at the little emperor on the throne, the more I felt that this guy was difficult to become a climate, and looked at the group of guys under him, who even had a name for Zaoren, I don't know if there would be pear pits and melon seed skins.
I remember that I used to listen to books in the teahouse, and when the show ended, these three things were all over the place. looked at the little emperor sitting on the throne, and Zhao Ren who was kneeling on the ground. Zhou Yang'er suddenly remembered the storyteller in the teahouse, it seemed that in the teahouse, the storyteller was also like this little emperor, sitting alone at the top.
When the gentleman with strong skills and good mouth started to speak, there was a sea of people below, and there was a lot of pressure sitting in the dark. If you encounter a guy with a poor standard and a trembling mouth, you can only work blindly on the jujube kernels, pear pits, and melon seed skins in one place. And this little emperor, the job on his lips is not good!
"Go, go, go! Stupid person who doesn't know bullshit, being an emperor is not a mouthful, don't pretend to understand!" Li Dajunshen in his left arm scolded angrily: "Whether the emperor is good or not has nothing to do with whether he can say it, then He Shiyu is still a stammer!"
Is Ning Taizu a stammer? Zhou Dashenjun was curious when he heard this, and asked again: "Lao Li, our grandfather, is it a big stammer or a small stammer?"
In an instant, all the eyes in the hall gathered on Zhou Yang'er's body, and the gaze of Princess Rongyang was the most fierce. And the white-haired official opposite Zhou Yang'er was pale, and the corners of his mouth trembled, but it was the civil official who was arguing with Zhao Ren just now.
"Gongzi Zhou, is there still a big or small stammer?" asked Her Royal Highness the princess in front of her with a cold face.
It turned out that he had leaked his mouth again, it seems that he should be careful when talking to Lao Li in the future, Zhou Dashenjun looked at the middle school in the hall with some embarrassment, the three pockmarks on the tip of his nose were faintly red, and he smirked and said: "Of course there is a difference, the big stammering will be knotted on that one word, just like this, Gong...... Public...... Public...... Her Royal Highness the Princess. He deliberately learned to stutter at the end.
Looking at He Ziling, who had a faint smile in his eyes, Zhou Yang'er continued: "When you talk with a little stammer, you will end up in three or four words, such as the princess palace...... Princess Palace...... Princess Palace...... Under. Seeing that he was talking in a serious manner imitating his stammering, no one in the hall noticed that when he said the main word, his tone was very light, and the princess instantly became a boar.
"Hahahaha!" The emperor on the throne suddenly laughed loudly: "I've never heard of stammering and stammering, Zhou Qing, you are really an interesting person......" He didn't finish his words, and stopped laughing under his sister's stern gaze.
Ignoring the anger on the face of Lord Lu, Her Royal Highness the Princess waved her hand elegantly and said to the white-haired civil official opposite Zhou Yang'er: "Lord Li Hu, please explain to Zhou Gongzi what kind of character my Chao Taizu is." "I never thought that this old man's surname was really Li, no wonder he looked so uncomfortable just now.
But when he heard his name, Zhou Dashenjun was already laughing wildly in his stomach, is this pear pit really there?