Fifth, fourteen, let's empathize
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Tang Sen also felt embarrassed, in fact, he had been naked since the three presidents spoofed Xiao Diamond Wind, just now when the big president fell into his arms, he didn't think about it, and when the big president jumped up shyly, he realized the problem, looked down at his chest, and saw that it was slippery, it turned out that the water beads on the president's back smeared on his chest. Thinking back to that moment just now, the president was actually very comfortable with his arms.
At this time, the second president had already gotten up, she threw out her long elephant trunk, rolled up to the feet of the third president, and tried to pull her to the ground, but the third president dodged very quickly, and pushed his nose away again, and the nose spun and shook in a circle, and actually twisted back to entangle Townsen's feet, and pulled hard......
Townsend was unsteady on his feet and lunged forward. The president had just been propped up from Townsen's arms, but he didn't expect Townsend to pounce on her again, and with a "poof", Townsend slammed the president's bed on the ground.
"Wow, the eldest sister also wants to empathize?" The third president shouted: "People haven't been beaten enough by the bed, I didn't expect you to grab the position first." ”
The president was knocked to the ground by Tang Sen's bed, and he couldn't help sweating, oh my God, he was pressed under a man without a strand of his body, I never thought about this kind of thing, it's over, it's completely over, and my innocence is gone......
Fortunately, Tang Sen was still a gentleman, he didn't take the opportunity to touch around, he jumped up with both hands on the ground, and the bed only lasted for a short second.
"Let's put yourself in their shoes. The second sister wants it too!" the third president suddenly flashed to the second president's side and pushed her hard.
The second president was already weak, and he had no other means of fighting except his nose, but he was pushed by the powerful demon power of the third president, his footing was unstable, and he fell forward. As soon as she moved, of course her nose also moved, and the nose was still wrapped around Towneson's feet, and as a result, Townsend pulled him hard, and Townsend fell down again, knocking the second president to the ground.
Poor second president. She was originally timid, she was thrown to the ground by a man, and she was so scared that she jumped out of her chest, she didn't dare to move at all, her eyes were tightly closed, her whole body trembled nervously, a gesture of "I won't resist, please have mercy on others", people who didn't want to commit crimes were provoked by her like this. I'm afraid that I'll do sinful things.
Tang Sen felt that Yali Mountain was big, so he quickly jumped up with his hands on the ground and dodged far away.
"Hee-hee, now we're all fair, we've all experienced the bed knock. The three presidents clapped their hands and laughed: "Let's empathize with each other." ”
The eldest president was so ashamed that he pointed to the third president and said angrily: "Third sister, don't go too far." Look at what you've done, you've ruined the innocence of me and your second sister......"
"Huh, when did I ruin your innocence?" the three presidents were puzzled.
The president pouted pitifully, "We have all been looked down upon by Mr. Tang." Now I'm hurt by you again, and I can't live anymore......"
"Oh. So what?" the third president said curiously: "If you see it, you can see it, and the bed will not die, there is no problem, right?"
"It's strange if there's no problem!" the president jumped to his feet and scolded: "Women can't be so shameless, your prank like this is really too much, how will I marry in the future, eldest sister?" The corners of the president's eyes contained tears, and two tear droplets were about to fall out.
The third president was even more incomprehensible: "Eldest sister, I really didn't spoof this time, why are you crying again? I really can't understand, why did my twin sister cry." Now my sister is crying, what have I done to make you have to cry?"
"You...... Can't you compare your heart to your heart?" said the president sadly.
"So I said, I'm empathetic. The three presidents said cutely: "You have to stop me from empathy, so we have a dispute." ”
She said a little dazedly: "My twin sister was slammed on the bed by Old Lady Tang, and then she cried." So I just want to grab Mrs. Donald and let him knock me in bed, I can empathize, when I get here, you cry again, I want to think about it, the reason why you cry is because Mrs. Donald has seen it and the bed is knocked, right? I'll try to empathize again. ”
The three presidents walked in front of Tang Sen generously, not hiding their delicate bodies at all, the snow-white mountains and pink sharp hills were all displayed in front of Tang Sen, making Tang Sen feel as if he had a flashbang in front of him, and he couldn't help but close his eyes.
The third president snorted: "Hey, don't close your eyes, look at me! Then come back to the bed for a while. ”
Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "No, no, no, I think it's useless to do this, you can't understand it." ”
"Why can't I understand it?" the three presidents looked dazed.
Tang Sen spread his hands: "You seem to lack the most basic view of the world, right and wrong, and chastity. You're pursuing a more primitive, pre-civilizational ******** of human beings, so ...... You are not like other women, you will feel shy, embarrassed and other emotions, so it is too difficult for you to experience things between men and women. ”
The third president touched his head: "Yes? I was originally a monster born during the flood! What kind of worldview, right and wrong, are you talking about? What is the concept of chastity?"
The eldest president and the second president heard this kind of conversation next to them, and they almost vomited blood.
In fact, the three of them have become righteous sisters in the last few hundred years, before this, they were not familiar with each other, what the three presidents did before, they didn't ask, only knew that the three presidents were very powerful, but the common sense was relatively poor, and they were very unreliable.
In the era of the flood and famine, whether it is fairies and monsters or humans, they are all creatures who are loyal to their desires, only instinct, no kindness or justice, and they do not think too deeply.
Let's take the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva as an example, when she was born, she liked to eat people the most, and often swallowed all the human beings and living beings within a radius of dozens of miles in one bite. At that time, she ate dozens of miles of human beings in one bite, who would say that she was wrong? No!
At that time, there was no right or wrong, right and wrong, so no one would accuse her of cannibalism. It wasn't until the birth of civilization that human beings began to reason, and the Peacock King knew that what he did back then was wrong, and he got rid of the problem of cannibalism.
Besides, at that time, human beings didn't pay attention to wearing clothes at all, so they walked around naked. Both men and women do not hide important parts of their bodies, and it doesn't matter if they are seen by other humans. And human beings don't have any concept of chastity, concept of love, and so on. If a man and a woman look at the right eye, they will directly go to the sky, dry firewood, and carry out a roaring man-making movement, pat their buttocks and run to things after making people, and then find the next one who sees the right eye to continue to make people!
A handsome guy like Tang Sen, if you go back to that era, there must be many women who are scrambling to be the first to make people with him, how can any woman dislike her? Therefore, when such a handsome guy is knocked out of bed, or sees a bath or something, no one will cry. It's no wonder that the three presidents can't understand it......
The eldest president and the second president squatted down with a wry smile, covered the important parts, and said pitifully: "It's over, the third sister seems to be a blank piece of paper, and she has to teach it from scratch...... Alas......"
Tang Sen said: "So, sister of the three presidents, can we not do anything empathy first? You put on your clothes first, let's go to the hall and sit down, set up tea, and take your time to talk about things like world view, outlook on life, outlook on love, outlook on chastity, etc.?"
"Don't!" the third president shook his head like a drum: "I don't know why, I think I'm in a good mood right now, you don't want to continue but I still want to continue, let's continue to play...... Let's give someone a bed knock again, the bed knock feels great, so comfortable, people still want it. ”
Townsen, the president, and the second president couldn't help but sweat profusely, Nima, the woman who is true to her desires is so terrifying, so terrifying.
The president Khan said: "Mr. Tang, otherwise, you can give her another bed! We can't beat her, if we don't agree to her request, she will make a fuss again, and she can't control it at all, anyway, she doesn't mind." ”
"She doesn't mind, I don't mind, she's a primitive in the wilderness, but I'm a modern five-stressed-four beautiful youth. Tang Sen Khan: "No, this woman is a bit dangerous, if I get close to her again, I will be arrested and put on a look...... Hey, don't come here, I'm going to call the indecent assault......" As he spoke, the three presidents took another step forward.
The second president persuaded pitifully beside him: "Third sister, you can't do this, your set is the practice of the primitive era, now is the new era, women and men can't make love casually...... Don't...... The eldest sister cries because you are too casual. ”
The third president said: "You can't be intimate casually, that is to say, you can be intimate when certain conditions are met, right? What are the prerequisites?
The second president said: "A man and a woman must first become a family before they can ...... Oh, you don't have to be a family, but at least you have to be a couple and fall in love with each other before you can ...... Otherwise, it's not right. ”
"Oh?" the third president nodded suddenly and said, "I see, no wonder you all have to stop me, it turns out that I and Mrs. Tang have not yet confirmed the relationship between the couple, so let's confirm it now." ”
She said generously to Tang Sen: "Hey, let's be a couple, okay?"
"Not good!" Tang Sen replied without thinking, "You are a good person, in fact, I have always regarded you as a sister......"
This is a fast good guy card...... (To be continued.) )
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