Chapter 2 Mentally Handicapped Beauty

The beautiful woman looked at Lin You and nodded, and then asked, "Cousin, what's my name?"

Lin You stared at the beauty in front of him for a while and said, "Beauty, do you really not remember anything?"

The girl tilted her head and thought for a while and said, "I don't remember, I can't remember anything! Cousin, my name is Beauty!"

Lin You didn't dare to talk nonsense now: "Sister, think about it, how did you get here?"

"I'm looking for you?" the girl looked at Lin Youdao.

"What are you looking for me, what are you looking for me?" Lin You never remembered that he had seen the girl in front of him, and he had no impression at all.

"I don't know!" the girl frowned, as if trying to think of something, but finally said, "I still can't remember!"

Lin You looked at the beauty in front of him with a blank expression, and couldn't help frowning: "Beauty, what is 1+1?"

The girl looked at Lin You puzzled: "What did you say?"

"What is 3×3?"

“............”

"Hey..."Lin You sighed: "I understand, poor boy, stay with your brother for two days first, and then your brother will take you home!"

"Go home... Okay!" the girl was quite happy to hear this: "But cousin, you haven't told me my name yet!"

Lin You thought about it for a while, and smiled evilly at her: "Your name is Lin Zuo'er!"

"Lin Zuo'er! Zuo'er...... Lin Zuo'er..."The girl muttered to herself.

Suddenly, the door opened, and a slightly chubby black boy walked in: "Lin You, your kid's luck is too good, it's okay to be struck by lightning, tell me, did you do something bad during the summer vacation, how many good girls have been ruined, and God wants to use lightning to split you!"

As soon as Lin You raised his head, he laughed: "Dead fatty, you wish Lao Tzu died early! Didn't you arrive at school a long time ago, why did you come to see Lao Tzu now!"

"You still have the face to say, I haven't seen you like this, that's called a slam on the door, no matter how poor you are, you won't buy a second-hand mobile phone! Where can Lao Tzu find you! But fortunately, Lao Tzu didn't find you, otherwise Lao Tzu would have been struck by lightning!" said the fat man with a happy face.

"You know a bird, it's not that Lao Tzu doesn't want to buy a mobile phone, the problem is that it's too troublesome to have a mobile phone, a handsome young man like Lao Tzu, known as Ruyi Xiaolangjun, if you have a mobile phone, the big girl and the little daughter-in-law won't blow up Lao Tzu's mobile phone all day long!

"I'm, you're sticky-looking! You haven't peed for days! You're not afraid of vomiting nausea! I said you're good enough to carry it, how did you ...... at the time? Hey!" Speaking of this, the fat man inadvertently glanced at the girl on the side: "Hello beauty, my name is Wei Jia, may I ask what is the name of the beauty?"

Lin Zuo'er was very confused and listened to the rapid conversation between the two of them, and suddenly saw the fat man asking himself, so he took a step back in fright and said, "You...... What are you doing?"

Wei Jia was stunned for a moment, then smiled, took another step forward and said, "It's nothing, drink a glass of liquor and make a friend! You are also Lin You's friend, can we get to know each other?"

Lin Zuo'er still took a step back and said, "I... My name is Lin Zuo'er. Pointing to Lin You on the bed, he said, "He's my cousin!"

"It turned out to be my cousin, have you eaten, go, my brother will take you to eat something delicious!" Wei Jia stopped in mid-air and withdrew his right hand, which was not held, into his pants pocket, and there was no embarrassment on his face.

Lin Zuo'er took another step back: "Don't go!"

"Brother will take you to a fun place!" and took another step forward

"Don't go!" Lin Zuo'er seemed to be frightened, stretched out his hand, and turned around.

"My brother knows a place...... Ahh

"Smack!" Wei Jia rolled twice in the air and fell to the ground.

Lin Zuo'er walked to the door and pulled the door, turned his head and said to the stunned Lin You: "Cousin, I'm outside, you can talk! Also, I can understand what you said at the beginning, neither of you are good boys!" After speaking, he floated out of the house.

"Hey, beauty, don't go!" Wei Jia shouted unwillingly, grinning in pain.

Lin You was taken aback, but looked at the little fat who was sitting on the ground rubbing his buttocks and laughed happily: "Wei Jia, Wei Jia, do you know what brother admires you the most?"

"Which point?" asked Wei Ga, gritting his teeth.

"What my brother admires most about you is that you always thought that as long as you are a beauty, there is nothing you don't deserve!" Lin You said with a smile: "You also let Lao Tzu pee and take a photo, you can pee on the spot now and see your turtle by yourself!hahaha......"

Wei Jia slowly got up, pulled a chair and sat down with his ass leaned and said, "Hey, no kidding, tell me, what the hell is the situation, where did you have a cousin?"

Lin You sighed and said: "Trouble, I thought I was lucky, but who knew that I met a mentally handicapped beauty, or I got lost, trouble, trouble!"

So Lin You told what he had experienced in the past few days.

"Damn, isn't it, the little girl looks quite clever!" said Wei Jia.

"I'm fine, I'll be discharged from the hospital tomorrow!Anyway, let's help her find a home first, and then we'll talk about it later!" Lin You looked at Lin Zuo'er through the window and said, "Little Fatty, you go back first, come and pick me up tomorrow!"

"Okay! I'm dizzy, it's a pity! Such a big beauty, it's a lot of pressure to chase her, you have to stand up to the world's eyes, you can't do it, you are a layman, leave this otherworldly thing to me!" Xiaopang opened the door with a wicked smile and turned back.

"Get out!" a shoe flew towards him, and the chubby slammed it on the door in a flash of wit.

Lin You scolded angrily in the house: "You are a brute!" Of course, he knew that Wei Jia was not so bad!

A chubby voice came from the corridor: "Little sister, tell my brother what is 1+1?"

There was no response.

"Do you know what 3 × 3 is equal to?"

Still no response.

"Sister, let's go eat first!"

"Smack!" the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

"Why did I slip on it again? Don't you go!, bend your back, oops......" Wei Ga's lewd moans came.

Lin Zuo'er pushed the door in annoyance!

"You deserves it!" Lin You laughed as he lay on the bed.

In the afternoon, in Lin You's ward.

Lin Zuoer sat quietly on the chair and looked at Lin You, while Lin You looked like his grandmother didn't love his uncle and didn't love him, lying on the bed half-dead, with a flat expression.

Nurse Xiao Wang pushed the door in, made a routine check, and said, "I heard that you will be discharged from the hospital tomorrow, it's not your style, eat and live for nothing, are you willing to go?"

"Hey... If you don't go, you can't go!" Lin You moved his body, still half-dead and said: "If you don't leave, something big will happen, I'm afraid!"

"What's wrong, what's wrong, what are you afraid of?" Xiao Wang glared at him.

"I'm afraid of you!"

"What are you afraid of me?"

"Hey......" Lin You sighed resentfully: "You think, you only came in for less than a minute in the morning, and you didn't even have a minute! After you left, my brother thought about it for a long time, and after thinking about it again and again, he couldn't calm down. You are a nurse, what if you have a heart-wrenching beast and give your brother a drug in the middle of the night! Don't you gnash your teeth at your brother like this, what my brother says is the truth, how can there be a big girl's house staring at other people's places as soon as she enters the door! Anyway, my brother is still a virgin! I can't spoil it in your hands! Calm down, you must be calm, you are a nurse, an angel in white, have you ever seen an angel in white beating a patient! Don't sneer like this, okay, I'll be afraid! And the last sentence, to paraphrase my sister, you are not a good boy! Calm down, calm down! ”

Nurse Xiao Wang trembled angrily, fire appeared in her eyes, her body trembled slightly, and finally calmed down, and suddenly smiled: "Xiao Lin, I know that your mouth is not good, and it is so bad to leave! You are leaving tomorrow, right! That is to say, you still have to take the advanced nutrition injection you ask for every night, don't be afraid, what kind of expression are you, my sister's injection technique is the best, bite the pillow and endure it, it doesn't hurt at all! You know, my sister loves you the most, be good, rest well, don't think nonsense!" After speaking, he gently pulled the blanket for Lin You, turned around and walked out gently.

Lin You felt that the chrysanthemum was tight.

"Brother, this sister is so good to you!" Lin Zuo'er said softly on the side.

Lin You let out a rough breath.

Lin Zuo'er continued: "Brother, what are you talking about, why don't I understand! And you said that you are a virgin, what is a virgin, is it very powerful?"

Lin You pressed his temples hard with both hands, and said gently: "Good, you are still young, don't ask what you shouldn't ask, you will naturally understand many things when you grow up!"

"Oh..."Lin Zuo'er replied obediently, muttering to herself: "Virgin... Is a virgin precious? There is a virgin, how can there be a virgin, is a virgin precious? I don't understand?"

I was dizzy, this time Lin You's chrysanthemum was not tight, but the chrysanthemum was shocked.

Early the next morning, when Wei Jia rushed to the gate of the hospital, he happened to see Lin You covering his buttocks with his left hand, and he was slowly walking down the steps with Lin Zuo'er's support.

Wei Jia hurriedly rushed up and asked, "What's wrong with you kid, didn't you tell me yesterday that you didn't have anything, how did you do well in the hospital, and when you were discharged, you limped, what's the situation?"

Lin You looked strange and didn't answer.

"Little sister, what's going on?" Wei Jia asked Lin Zuo'er.

Lin Zuo'er saw that Wei Jia was concerned, but he was not as cold as yesterday, and thought for a while: "I can't say it either, I'm outside, and he and Sister Wang are inside." I don't know what's going on! Maybe it has something to do with the virgin being ruined or something!"

"What!" Wei Jia was startled, and almost fell down the steps.

"It's not what you think!" Lin You turned his head and glared at Lin Zuo'er, then turned to Xiaopang and said, "I'll tell you later, now I'll help Lao Tzu first! This chick is really black, it seems to have been stirred twice!"

Wei Jia came over and hugged Lin You and said, "Youyou, I seem to have found this beauty's family!"