Fifth, five, four, cute, one person is not enough
Update at 8 p.m.
Xiaoer sweated: "Your Majesty, don't mess around, maybe it's really a misunderstanding, and it can be solved in three or two sentences." ”
"The widow doesn't care!" Zhang Duxue was angry, thinking that Tang Sen's classmate was plotted to be injured, Zhang Duxue jumped to her feet in anger: "Damn Li Jing, there is actually such a monster relative, see how the widow cleans her up...... How many people do you want to scream?"
"Your Majesty!" a heavenly general jumped out of the side: "The subordinates have already arrived. ”
This day will also be aggrieved, as soon as His Majesty called someone, he began to run over, from His Majesty called him to his appearance, in fact, it only took two seconds, but His Majesty actually thought that he came slowly? Usually the wise and benevolent Jade Emperor His Majesty also has a time to run away, so terrible, so terrible.
"Where's Li Jing? Hurry up and grab Li Jing. Zhang Duxue said angrily.
"Report to Your Majesty...... Li Jing hasn't returned to the camp yet, she went to look for some bottomless pit in the empty mountain, and she has been looking for a day and a night and has not returned to the camp. The two Sun Wu went out to find Li Jing and did not come back. "Heaven will say.
"At this most important time, what bottomless pit is she is looking for? Her head is a bottomless pit. Zhang Duxue was furious: "No matter what method you use, immediately get Li Jing back to the widow, immediately, immediately, tie her up, oh, no, ten flowers, and bring her back." ”
This sentence is a holy decree, and hundreds of heavenly soldiers and generals hurriedly dressed up, took their weapons, and planned to leave the camp. Unexpectedly, as soon as I walked to the gate of the camp, I saw Li Jing Jiaoerlang walking in, shrugging his shoulders as he walked: "Oh, this hollow mountain is really a big mountain, I can't find the bottomless pit when I look for it......"
Before she could finish her sentence, she saw hundreds of Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals pouring out of the camp. In an instant, she was surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, and the weapons in her hands were cold and shining, all of them looked at her with green eyes.
Li Jing was startled, took two steps back, and said, "What are you going to do? I don't have any money on me for you to rob." ”
Zhang Duxue obviously saw her as well, and said angrily in the distance: "Li Jing, you colluded with the demons of the Nether Realm. The conspiracy to kidnap classmate Tang Sen is heinous and unforgivable, and now the widow wants to arrest you and bring you to justice, and if you are left and right, take it down for me. ”
With an order, hundreds of heavenly spears, heavenly knives, heavenly halberds, and heavenly axes used by the heavenly soldiers were displayed together, and a few heavenly generals sent magic weapons, what bundled immortal nets, bundled immortal ropes, and turned the sky seal...... The uproar and chaos were all smashed.
Li Jing only had time to scream "oops". was tied up with various magic weapons, and then several female soldiers carried her and threw her in front of Zhang Duxue.
Zhang Duxue pouted and said, "Li Jing, you have a monster righteous girl in this mountain, right?"
"That's right?" Li Jing said: "The golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit is the righteous daughter I took in many years ago, and I am looking for her." ”
"Very well, it's a pleasure to admit. Zhang Duxue said indignantly: "Your righteous daughter kidnapped Tang Sen, and now she is taking him hostage to blackmail the widow." Hum...... Very good, very good...... The widow also has hostages in hand. The widow wants to be confronted with her!,,
The people next to him wiped their sweat together, His Majesty the Jade Emperor is completely rampant, speaking of which, His Majesty the Jade Emperor is usually really good-tempered, no matter how unreliable things he does, His Majesty the Jade Emperor will not be severely punished. The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals thought that the Jade Emperor would always maintain a gentle appearance, but they didn't expect that once Tang Sen had an accident, the Jade Emperor would become like this.
"Get up and go to the top of the Crooked Neck Tree Mountain!" Zhang Duxue ordered loudly.
"Your Majesty. Don't worry, the appointed time is eight o'clock tomorrow morning. ”
"The widow wants to go now!" Zhang Duxue said loudly: "Let's go to the place first, take a rope and hang Li Jing on the top of the mountain, and show the monster, she kidnapped Tang Sen, and I will put her mother in the shape of eighteen." ”
"Your Majesty!" Everyone sweated together: The word eighteen looks like it shouldn't be used at this time, right? Is it a mistake, hey? But at this time, no one dares to spit out His Majesty the Jade Emperor's groove, look at her angry appearance, whoever comes out now will be stabbed.
The heavenly soldiers and generals had no choice but to lift Li Jing up, looking left and right, there was really a high hill nearby, and there was a crooked neck tree with a lot of personality growing on the top of the mountain. Under Zhang Duxue's urging, several female soldiers hung Li Jing from a tree in a strange "big" shape, a bit like a pagan tied to the stake.
Zhang Duxue didn't know where to conjure up a tweeter, and shouted loudly at the entire Trap Mountain: "The female monster hiding in the belly of the mountain, do you see it? Li Jing is here! You hurry up and let the widow get out of the negotiation, and you will be limited to appear within ten minutes, otherwise I will chop Li Jing up and feed it to the dogs." ”
All the heavenly soldiers and generals sweated together, and Xiaoer whispered: "Your Majesty, if she doesn't come out, do you really want to chop Li Jing up and feed it to the dogs?"
Zhang Duxue raised her eyebrows: "Of course it's really chopped!"
Everyone was in a cold sweat, thinking: If the monster doesn't come out for ten minutes, let's quickly save Li Jing and escape, and then send Li Jing back when His Majesty is angry.
But...... They didn't have to wait for ten minutes, it was only less than a minute, a black wind blew on the mountain, and then, a beautiful girl appeared on the top of the mountain, this is the female monster that Tang Sen "rescued" back to the camp, the golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit, her face showed indignation, and she pointed at Zhang Duxue and said, "Well, who are you, you dare to hang my mother from a tree...... Hurry up and put her down. ”
"Hmph, not only do I have to hang her, but I also have to hang her over and over again. Zhang Duxue waved, and several heavenly soldiers pulled the rope that hung Li Jing, and Li Jing spun in mid-air, and was really turned over.
The golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit suddenly panicked, and said angrily: "Stop, don't torture my mother." ”
Zhang Duxue snorted coldly: "Aren't you amazing? I grabbed a hostage to blackmail the widow, it looks like a bull, why are you panicking now?"
This sentence made the golden-nosed white-haired mouse wake up, and she hurriedly said: "If you dare to touch my mother's cold hair again, I will immediately kill the hostage in my hand." ”
This time, Zhang Duxue also panicked: "If you dare to touch him, I will kill Li Jing immediately." ”
"If you dare to touch my mother, I will kill him!"
"If you kill him, I will kill her. ”
"If you kill her, I will kill him. ”
The two women didn't give in to each other, and they squirted at each other, saying the same sentence dozens of times, and the two women were still staring.
The surrounding heavenly soldiers and generals kept wiping their sweat, and Xiao Er also smiled bitterly: "Okay, when it comes to Tang Sen's matter, His Majesty the Jade Emperor's IQ has dropped to the same level as a monster." She stood up and coughed lightly, and said, "Your Majesty, isn't it time to exchange hostages?
Zhang Duxue was stunned and hurriedly said: "Female monster, bring the hostages out, let's change." ”
The golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit said: "No, I only see my mother now, and I haven't seen my sister-in-law Nezha's third prince yet." You hand them both over, and I will give you back the hostages I have in my hands. ”
Zhang Duxue said angrily: "How do I know where Nezha is? That guy has been missing for months. ”
"If you don't hand over your sister-in-law, I won't let her go!" said the golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit with a serious face.
Zhang Duxue really didn't know where Nezha was, so she had to say, "Why do you dare to exchange one person for two of me? ”
"No, I obviously caught more than forty, forty for two. The golden-nosed white-haired mouse said: "It's clear that you took advantage." ”
Zhang Duxue said coldly: "Those miscellaneous soldiers are all drawn by Ma Liang with a magic brush, all of them are fakes, do you think they are real people? You don't have so many hostages in your hands at all, in fact, there is only one hostage." I'm not qualified to change the two of me. ”
The golden-nosed white-haired mouse was stunned, and then said: "But the identity of the one I caught is different, hmph, I caught the Jade Emperor, why can't I change two? Ten is enough." ”
"Huh?" This time it was Zhang Duxue's turn to be surprised, the person she captured was obviously Tang Sen's classmate, why did she say that she was arresting the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor was obviously me. Thinking of this, she suddenly realized that this female monster didn't know who the Jade Emperor was, and she couldn't even figure out whether the Jade Emperor was a man or a woman, and she regarded Tang Sen's classmate as the Jade Emperor.
Zhang Duxue said calmly: "You are mistaken, the man you arrested is not the Jade Emperor at all, he is just a human being." I, the widow, am the real Jade Emperor. ”
"What about you and I are a three-year-old child?" the golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit sneered, "Can you tell such a lie?"
Zhang Duxue waved her hand and said, "Come on, bring the widow's dragon robe." ”
A heavenly general hurriedly sent a dragon robe, Zhang Duxue turned behind the tree, and when she turned out, the dress on her body had been changed into a golden dragon robe, as soon as she put on this dress, her momentum suddenly soared, and there seemed to be a majestic momentum between heaven and earth, and the surrounding heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals involuntarily knelt on one knee and shouted: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"
The golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit was taken aback, although she had never seen the real Jade Emperor, and she didn't know whether the Jade Emperor was a man or a woman, and even thought that Tang Sen was the Jade Emperor for a while, but seeing Zhang Duxue dressed up like this, that momentum, she knew that she was really mistaken, the woman in front of her was the Jade Emperor, if it was fake, it couldn't be wrong. No one has learned her temperament...... It's a pity that she covered her face with a light veil, and she couldn't see what she looked like, so she thought it was also a noble face.
The golden-nosed white-haired mouse sat down on the ground dejectedly: "It's over, I actually caught the wrong person." But then she cheered up again, and said loudly: "What if you catch the wrong person? I understand, that man is your crush, right? Hmph, then his weight is not light, I can still exchange him for two, if you don't hand over your righteous sister as well, I will kill him." (To be continued.) )