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Listening to what others said is so standard, not only patting Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie's sycophants, but also covering up the joke he just made by the wrong person, it is simply a multiplicity, this ability to turn blood into pus is very human.

Sun Wukong immediately stopped being angry, and said with a smile: "Okay, I forgive you." ”

Tang Sen is also convinced, look at other people's officials, just from the first sentence of this meeting, it can be seen that people can become such a big official as the county guard, that is a real ability, ordinary people are not so tactful. It's not easy to coax a thorn like Sun Wukong with a word.

The county guard led everyone inside, invited them into the living room, Tang Sen saw that there was actually a swaggering monk in the living room who had already sat in it first, and when he saw Tang Sen and his party, the monk obviously showed hostile eyes.

Tang Sen Daqi: What's the situation, I don't know these monks, and I haven't killed their parents, why are they hostile to me?

The county guard introduced: "Well, let me introduce to you, this monk master is also here, not long after he arrived, you have arrived again, so I will ask him to wait here for a while, and then we will entertain you together." ”

Tang Sen then understood, it turned out that this monk also came to ask for rain, no wonder he was hostile to himself, it turned out that he was afraid of robbing his business, it's just like going to a company with a high salary to apply for a job, and finding that there are people who come to apply for the same position with him, it is impossible not to be hostile, no wonder he, if Tang Sen encounters the same thing himself, it is estimated that he will also show a wary look.

The monk also recognized the wrong person like the county guard, and after his eyes swept over Tang Sen and his party, he locked on Xiao Er and Antarctic Zhenjun, and he walked in front of Xiao Er. With his hands together, he pronounced Ami Tofu, and then said: "The poor monk's legal name is Huyanjue Luo Yi, from the Void Memory Temple in the Western Regions, I dare not ask the two laymen in which temple to place an order?"

Only then did Tang Sen know that his name was Huyanjue Luo Yi, and this legal name was quite strange. The way the monks in the Western Regions are named is really wonderful, and the names of our monks in the Tang Dynasty are much easier to hear, what Master Yuantong, Master Shentong, Master Zhongtong, so it sounds right.

Xiao Er ignored the monk of the Western Regions at all, and was still shaking the medicine bottle, carefully studying the medicinal properties of the potion inside. Antarctic Zhenjun shrugged: "It has nothing to do with me, please look over there." ”

Huyanjue Luo Yi looked over with the fingers of Antarctic Zhenjun, and then saw Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, two loli and a **** girl. He couldn't help but laugh dumbly: "You're the one who asks for rain? aren't you kidding, are you?"

Listen, this person is much less skilled than the county guard, and he offends people when he speaks.

Sun Wukong was really furious: "What?

Huyanjue Luo Yi snorted: "Lord County Shou, I think you were tricked by others, where do these two Loli and a **** woman seem to have the ability? They should be here to eat and drink and want to cheat your hospitality." ”

"Cut! My grandson looks like you're here to eat and drink. Sun Wukong's temper is not good, and after speaking, he wants to reach out and knock on the other party's bald head.

Tang Sen hurriedly pulled Sun Wukong back. Shaking his head, he said: "Don't want to hit people at every turn, there are many annoying people in this world." If we fight one by one, we can't finish fighting until the end of the world, we have to learn to ignore this kind of fly and be ourselves. ”

Huyanjue Luo Yi couldn't help but be furious when he heard this: "Ah, you actually scolded me for being a fly? People from far and near all respect me, you kid is too rude. ”

Tang Sen smiled: "Okay, I won't scold you, let my Lori friend beat you." ”

Sun Wukong shook his little fist.

Hu Yanjue Luo Yi sweated and thought. If this little Lori really comes to beat me, I will bully the small with the big, and the impact on my monk's reputation is not very good, and if I don't fight back, I will be beaten by Lori on the head, and I will lose face when I pass it out, and it is really troublesome, so it is better to let this man scold me.

The lesser of two evils, Hu Yanjue Luo Yi had no choice but to snort: "Poor monks don't know like children like you. ”

Tang Sen saw that he didn't dare to accept it, and laughed: "If you don't know how to pretend, don't pretend." ”

The county guard, who hadn't taken a bath for three years, just saw two groups of "masters" arguing, and he was in a hurry, he didn't dare to help either side to speak, God knows which side of them has real learning, what if he ran out to help the wrong person? It just so happened that the side that he didn't help would beg for rain, wouldn't that be the end? So he could only be in a hurry just now, and now he saw that they finally stopped arguing, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly interjected: "Master Huyanjue Luo Yi, and the two mage girls here...... Everyone is here to pray for rain for the county, and there is no need to hurt the harmony, come and come, the county has been prepared by the two of them, let's talk while eating, and then study the matter of asking for rain after eating. ”

The county guard brought everyone to the dining table, and the food on the table was quite shabby, with only a small number of dishes. What kind of bacon, sausages, and other things that are easy to transport and preserve, obviously shipped from other cities. The portion was not very large, and the county guard said with an embarrassed face: "Please forgive me, this county really can't get any decent food...... But...... Except for food, the prefecture can take everything and ensure your satisfaction. ”

Speaking of this, Sister Zhu's eyes lit up: "It doesn't matter what you eat, the key is the beauty, the beauty ......" drooled on the table.

The county guard said solemnly: "There are many beauties in this county, the only drawback is that they haven't taken a bath for a long time, and the smell is not very good, if the master can ask for a heavy rain, the beauties will become fragrant after bathing and changing clothes in the rain, and they will be guaranteed to satisfy you." ”

Sister Zhu was immediately overjoyed: "Wow, great, wahahaha, don't worry, the matter of asking for rain will definitely be done for you, I want to see the beauties of Fengxian County taking a bath in the rain with my own eyes...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

This ****, a few words undoubtedly exposed the nature of the lascivious middle-aged uncle, and everyone at the table covered their faces. Huyanjue Luo Yi sneered: "Just look at your virtue, you won't be a clever mage, we monks all pay attention to pure hearts and few desires, a woman like you who talks about beautiful women or something, is so weird, there must be no great cultivation." ”

Sister Zhu glanced at him with contempt and said: "Don't mess with me, I can be merciful to beautiful women, and for a bald monk like you, if you provoke me, I will knock your bald head." ”

Huyanjue Luo Yi sweated profusely, okay, this one also likes to beat people, so don't mess with her.

The county guard turned to the two Sun Wukong again: "May I ask the two little mages, what do you want?"

The two Sun Wukong said in unison: "Hey, it's not appropriate, isn't it? Why should you add the word 'small' in front of us when you call us, can't you call us Mage directly? Why should you call me Little Mage? Where is my old grandson?"

The Great Khan of the County Guard: "Ahem...... What are the needs of the two mages?"

Sun Wukong took the list of words out of his pocket, unfolded it, laid it flat on the table, stretched out his finger and pointed to the word "cute" on the last sentence and said, "Can you really take out this?"

The county guard followed her finger and looked at it, where it was written, "Meng Meng Da is served to your hands", he couldn't help but be a little strange, this mage's request is so weird, it turns out, does she like to watch others sell cute?

The county guard patted his chest and promised, "Rest assured, two mages, this county will definitely satisfy you." ”

The two Sun Wukong happily sat back on the chair, looking all over the world and not figuring out where there was a cute, and now they finally found it here, okay, wow, great, this rain is decided.

The county guard finally turned to Huyan Jue Luo Yi: "Master, your request ......"

Huyan Jue Luo Yi said with a smile: "The poor monk is from the Western Regions Void Memory Temple, because the temple is in disrepair and the Buddha statue is broken, and now it is in urgent need of a fund to repair it, so ...... The poor monk came for the 10 million yuan honorarium, and asked the donor not to laugh, the poor monk did not get into the blockage, but really for the Buddha statue......"

Everyone laughed together: Damn, let's just say it if you are greedy for money, what you say about repairing Buddha statues is nonsense.

Although 10 million is a lot, it is really a small amount of money for a city that has not rained for three years, and I don't know how much financial budget has been spent on artificial rainfall in the past three years. ”

Hu Yanjue Luo Yile raised his eyebrows, but he became nervous again as soon as he finished the music, although it was said that this 10 million was very profitable, but there were competitors in front of him, if they begged for rain first, he would not be able to get this 10 million.

Huyanjue Luo Yi stripped off his food in two bites, wiped his mouth and said: "Without further ado, let's go and ask for rain now, ask for rain one day earlier, and save the people of Fengxian County one day earlier." ”

Of course, the county guard was also anxious, jumped up and said, "How does the master want to cooperate?"

Huyanjue Luo Yi smiled: "You can help me prepare the tribute for the practice." ”

"Tribute?" The county guard almost cried all of a sudden: "Master, is the tribute something like pigs, cows, sheep, melons and fruits, and steamed buns......?" I can't take these things out of this county, and if I can take them, I don't need to ask for rain. ”

Huyanjue Luo Yi laughed and said: "No, we only need those things to do traditional rituals, but what we want to do is not traditional rituals, but new mages, and the tributes we want are not those food, you find a game console store, take the latest game CDs and take one disc of each, and then find an anime store, and buy the latest anime DVDs for each episode." (To be continued.) )