Chapter 19 Signing Ceremony
"Seventh, eighth, don't chew your tongue like this behind people's backs. Niu Tou Ma Mian Tan Chest Lu Milk Smile walked out, followed by four ghosts, Wu Chang responded with a smile, and shouted quite kindly: "Brother Niu Tou, Brother Ma Mian, why are you all free to come here today?"
The bull's head and the horse's face were dumbfounded, and they were buzzing when they spoke, but they were all very excited when they looked at today: "Brother Wu Chang's signing ceremony, how can we not come? Let me introduce to you, this is the leopard's tail, who is in charge of the life and death of beasts; this is the bird's beak, which looks at the sky and flies; this is the gills of fish, which swims in the water; this is the wasp, who is mainly responsible for insects, and there are ten of us, and the order of drawing lots, regardless of position, regardless of age, is just a different division of labor. ”
Seeing that the top ten yin handsomes had arrived, Xie Bi'an also said with a smile on his face: "Lu Juan, you still come here by yourself today, why are those three brothers still on duty? ”
Lu Juan smiled and said: "For such a big matter, how can a few of them not be able to do it, but the matter at hand has to be explained, I am fine, so I will follow a few of them first." ”
Wu Chang was confused when he listened, how many judges are there? He couldn't hide things, so he asked when he had doubts in his heart: "Brother Lu, are there still several judges in the prefecture?" Judge Lu laughed and said: "Naturally score, otherwise a person is not busy, our prefecture judges are divided into four divisions, each division has its own judges, respectively, the reward and good division, the punishment of evil and my inspection division, and the boss Judge Cui is a separate division, although the four of us are ugly, but very gentle." ”
"Brother Wu Chang, the division of our prefecture officials is clear, but most of them have nothing to do with us, the six case Gong Cao, the four major judges, the ten Yin Shuai, the seventy-six divisions, the ten halls of Yama, and the Emperor of Xudu, we can't control the above matters, and we don't need to ask more, when the Emperor Xudu and the Ten Palaces Yama come over, we will sign a contract, and you will be a member of our prefecture in the future, and you will be a member of the one hundred and sixteen people in the future, and you will also have a name. Xie Bi'an said with a smile on his face, Wu Chang couldn't see his true thoughts, but according to what he thought at the hospital, he shouldn't be very happy in his heart.
Xie Bi'an seemed to be able to see through Wu Chang's thoughts, patted Wu Chang on the shoulder and said: "Brother Wu Chang's magic weapons are one by one, and the cultivation is also like a rocket, if I don't sign with you, I'm really afraid of being robbed by others! ”
Wu Chang thought that his face was quite thick, but his face was still flushed when he was said, and he said a little embarrassed: "Seventh brother is too famous, how can I have any ability, but your brothers can afford it and are willing to help the younger brother, and the younger brother should thank you here." ”
"What is the hypocrisy, the same hall is a minister, everyone helps each other, the underworld is good, everyone is good. "Dressed in a big purple dragon robe, wearing a head, forehead, why did you come out today with a turban?
Xie Bi'an felt the corners of his eyes twitch violently, looking at Emperor Xudu like that, he really wanted to step forward and kick his feet, frowned and said: "Did you just get up? What are the clothes you are wearing? The buttons are not buttoned, what about the crown? You are like this now, how can you look like an emperor? What's wrong with your face?"
Emperor Xudu hurriedly covered Xie Bi'an's mouth, and said with a laugh: "What, today is a day of great joy for the Wu Chang brothers, you don't have to be so restrained, there are so many of us, Nuwa Niangniang is afraid that we will bully the Wu Chang brothers, so I didn't let the Ten Palaces Yama and the Seventy-six Divisions follow, and the judge will come to a Lu judge as a representative, let's prepare first, Nuwa Niangniang will come over." ”
Saying that, he scattered everyone, pulled Xie Bi'an aside, and whispered: "What, quickly find some powder, your sister-in-law didn't know where the fire came from this morning, and it was all sent at me, do you think I am wronged?"
Xie Bi'an took out a box of gouache from his arms and said: "I bought it for my wife at the stall this morning, you try it yourself, forget it, you take it back, just say that you bought it, and then try it yourself, to ensure that my sister-in-law is moved!"
"Really?" Emperor Xudu's eyes lit up, holding the gouache box and almost about to open the way first, Xie Bi'an grabbed him: "What are you anxious about, sister-in-law is still angry, when her anger is about to disappear, you are in the past, it is really ...... After being an emperor for 2,000 years, how can you be stupid to become such a virtue. ”
Emperor Xudu was not annoyed, and changed the topic with a smile and said, "Why did you suddenly think of holding this signing ceremony?" Xie Bi'an glanced at Wu Chang, glared at Emperor Xudu and snorted: "Do you think how long you will be in office?"
Emperor Xudu pinched his fingers and calculated, but said with a confused face: "When did I take office?" Xie Bi'an kicked on Emperor Xudu's buttocks, leaving a big footprint before he replied angrily: "You have to leave office in a hundred years, and you don't want to prepare now, is it true that you will stay in your hometown to live for the rest of your life?"
"What's wrong?" Emperor Xudu said indifferently: "You don't know how tired it is to do this, and they are all from the juniors, what is there to worry about, and it's not me alone, you don't have to worry, to be honest, you follow me and go further, for more than two thousand years, what decisions have you not made in a neutral position? It's nothing, the way of heaven can see it!"
Xie Bi'an was a little speechless about this brother, but the simplicity of Emperor Xudu's mind is not necessarily a bad thing, he has never fought or grabbed, just to be able to sit back home for three thousand years and his wife and children are hot on the kang, Xie Bi'an didn't want him to bother to work hard, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Let's go, you are not the biggest official today, Wu Chang is, let's go, don't be rude, let people say that there are no rules in our prefecture." ”
As soon as Xie Bi'an finished speaking, there was a sudden sound of drums in the lobby, golden light and glass, and a misty figure appeared, a few moments later, dressed in a golden gilt phoenix robe, wearing a purple gold phoenix hairpin, and a golden Nuwa Niangniang appeared gorgeously under the backdrop of a group of Taoist children, Xie Bi'an whispered to the Emperor Xudu: "See, learn a little in the future, don't be so shabby everywhere!"
The others also respectfully greeted Nuwa Niangniang under the leadership of Emperor Xudu, but Emperor Xudu's head shrank back vigorously, and Xie Bi'an watched it funny, but because Nuwa Niangniang was here, he didn't say anything.
Nuwa Niangniang saw that everyone was dressed simply, with a wave of her hand, she also changed into a snow-white skirt, and the phoenix hairpin on her head was also removed, so she smiled and beckoned to Wu Chang and said: "My bloodline has been awakened for nearly a Yuanhui, Wu Chang's bloodline has awakened, and thanks to the mercy of heaven, the cultivation is expensive, he chose to work in the underworld, and I don't have the convenience to say anything, it's just such a big ceremony today, I should come to the old ancestor to set up a posture, you are all welcome, get up, let's do the same." ”
"Xie Nuwa Niangniang!" Everyone stood up very decently, but looking at Wu Chang's eyes was a little different, Wu Chang obviously felt that their eyes were a lot more eager, especially the ghost king and Yeyou, they felt as if they were about to be swallowed by them, making Wu Chang's liver flutter and flutter.
Wu Chang snuggled up next to Nuwa Niangniang, and asked with a smile: "Ancestor, why are you free to come over today, in other words, what Seventh Brother did today is not authentic, I still don't know anything, it's not formal at all!"
"This is still buried!" Nuwa Niangniang smiled and nodded at Wu Chang, and just wanted to say a few more words, when an angry shout suddenly came from outside the door: "Wu Chang, you have no conscience, hurry up and give your aunt and grandmother a ......."