Chapter 20: Accidental Collision
The collapse of the Li family brought a rare tranquility to Menghan, so he listened to classes every day, and his cultivation was also happy. On this day, Menghan was idle, riding a green ox to play around in the academy, playing the flute, which was very comfortable. Unconsciously, I came to a small road, this path winds upward, very remote and I don't know where it leads.
Meng Han and Qingniu were very curious, so they walked up the path. After a while, a faint aroma came, and the spirit of Qingniu was shocked, and he was very intoxicated. In this way, carrying Meng Han along the direction where the aroma came from, the closer he got to that place, the stronger the aroma became, almost substantial. But there seems to be an invisible membrane at the end of the road, hindering the footsteps of Qingniu and Menghan, Qingniu is very angry, this little "moat" also dares to hinder Grandpa Niu and me, see if I don't break you. But after thinking about it for a while, I felt that it was inappropriate, if this "moat" was broken, the spiritual silk attached to it would definitely have a feeling, and it would disturb the things behind it, so that it could be prepared.
Under Menghan's curious gaze, Qingniu showed a lewd smile, and Menghan felt a bad chill when he saw it, and he had an ominous premonition. "Menghan sit down, Grandpa Niu I'm going to perform the 'technique' of teleportation, let's take a look at what's behind it, it's worth guarding with this small 'moat', it's definitely a good thing, hehe!" After Qingniu finished speaking, without waiting for Meng Han to agree, he disappeared on the spot.
The wind brought by the high-speed movement blew Menghan's eyes hurt, and he could only close his eyes. After a while, Meng Han couldn't feel the sound of the wind in his ears, and slowly opened his eyes, shocked by the scene in front of him.
In front of him were rows of wooden houses, each with its windows open, shining in the sunlight like stars, and if you looked closely, it was a woman's dressing mirror. A small stream flowed down from Menghan's feet, covered with a layer of grease that was left over from the woman's makeup. Stripes of green smoke drifted upwards from the rooftops, filling the entire dormitory area, and this was the smell of pepper orchid they burned. There were strings of silver bell-like laughter in his ears, this scene was not a dream cold, but it was the first time that Qingniu had seen it at this time, his face was flushed, and his two big nostrils were wheezing violently.
"Ahh Meng Han and Qingniu were also awakened by shock, not knowing what had happened.
"Lewd thief, where to run, look at the sword" Suddenly a coquettish voice came, and a woman in red stabbed at Meng Han with a sword in her hand, and was about to stab Meng Han's body, Meng Han hurriedly turned around and floated down from the back of the green cow, dodged the sword, and saw a little girl with bulging cheeks in front of her, looking at herself angrily, looking very cute.
"This girl, in Xia Menghan, is there any misunderstanding?" Menghan straightened his robe, bowed gracefully and asked.
"Misunderstanding, hum! You are a boy, you came to our women's dormitory area to take a peek, and said that it was a misunderstanding, look at the sword!" After speaking, he didn't wait for Meng Han to react and flew again, dressed in red like a blooming peony, and there was a deadly danger hidden under his gorgeous appearance. Meng Han could only explain while dodging, "Girl, I really didn't come here on purpose, I came here accidentally."
The woman saw that this ordinary move could not help Menghan, so she stomped her little foot and bit her silver teeth, "Shameless lewd thief, look at me's 'neon dress and feather dance'."
Meng Han honestly followed her request and watched with wide eyes. In Menghan's eyes, the girl was like a dancing peacock, stepping on lotus steps and moving with the wind. With every movement, a tiny silver needle flew out of the cuff and headed towards Menghan, emitting a life-threatening light.
The silver needle is still three zhang away from Menghan, and the girl stopped dancing and showed a smug look, this move is invincible in ordinary times, especially for men, no matter how high the cultivation is, it will also be hit. But Menghan didn't seem to see it, and when the silver needle was still two feet, he was still explaining to the girl, "This is really a misunderstanding, and it really wasn't intentional offense." The silver needle is under the playful eyes of the green cow, and it is about to pierce the dream cold. Qingniu saw Menghan suddenly flash to the side, and Qingniu didn't have time to think about it
"Ahh When I looked back, I saw a few tears slipping down my eyes and looking at myself with an aggrieved face. Seeing this, Meng Han scratched the back of his head, embarrassed, "That Qingniu grandpa, I didn't mean to, I forgot that you were behind."
"You stinky boy, follow you, why am I so unlucky" Qingniu endured his grievances and forced the needles out of his body one by one.
"Giggles" A series of silver bell-like smiles came, Meng Han looked back, and startled him again, only to see a woman standing in front of him, looking at Meng Han with a smile on his face, that scene was really full of flowers, competing for beauty. Meng Han has never seen this formation, he is dazzled, his heart is beating violently, and his little face is red with shame.
"Sister, it's this whore, peeping at us" Meng Han raised his head and saw what the woman in red was saying to a woman in blue next to her, the woman in blue smiled and looked at Meng Han, Meng Han was amazed for the second time, only to see that this woman's hands were like soft wattles, her skin was like clotted fat, her collar was like a cockroach, her teeth were like rhinoceros, her head was like her eyebrows, she was smiling, and her eyes were beautiful. One look at the city, and then look at the country. Seeing that Meng Han was ashamed, he lowered his head again.
"This is really a misunderstanding, I didn't come here on purpose," Meng Han explained with a flushed face
"Okay Xiao Yin, this time it may really be a misunderstanding, this son, he has already made such a concession, presumably what he said is extremely true, let's not blame others" The woman's voice was like a yellow warbler's cry, and it was very pleasant to listen to the fish. When Meng Han heard this voice, he only felt comfortable, and his nervous emotions were swept away.
"Sister" but before she could speak, she was stopped by the woman in blue waving her hand.
The woman in red named Xiao Yin was very dissatisfied, pouting "Hmph!", staring at Meng Han viciously, this appearance is very cute, how can there be a little deterrent.
"This son, Xiao Yin is not sensible, the little woman apologized for her, and I hope that the son will not care" The woman in blue blessed Meng Han slightly, which made Meng Han embarrassed, and she accidentally broke into here, but asked the woman to apologize to herself.
"This can't be done, it can't be done. It's the next to break in first, what is wrong with her, if it's wrong, it's also me who offended the girl" Meng Han hurriedly waved his hand, shook his head and said.
"That son, leave quickly, it's not good to be seen by the elders" The woman in blue spoke, and the women next to her had no objections, which showed that the woman in blue was the leader of this group of women.
"Everyone, I will say goodbye first, and there will be a period later" Meng Han saluted everyone, and after speaking, he jumped on the back of the green ox and prepared to go the way he came.
"Giggles, this son is leaving, have you asked the slave family?"