Chapter 14: I can't even pretend to be dead
It is said that Zhang Shiyan was lying on the ground squinting his eyes, looking at the fierce battle between the weasel and the monk in the forest, but two flying swords suddenly flew in the forest to join the battle group, Zhang Shiyan was amazed in his heart, but there was a sound in his ears.
Zhang Shiyan's body didn't move, he didn't know who was coming, he immediately closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, and the voice around him came again: "
Little brother wake up" Zhang Shiyan listened to the voice, the voice was immature, like a breeze, not like a goblin to look like a teenager, Zhang Shiyan squinted and peeked, and saw a young man with a delicate face, holding his hair and sideburns, wearing a purple robe, twelve or thirteen years old, waking himself up.
The young man saw that Zhang Shiyan couldn't wake up, his face was anxious, so he stretched out his hand to probe his nose, and when he saw that there was still breath, he probed the injury on his neck, but it was only a skin injury, and the bleeding had stopped, and he guessed in his heart: "Is it so difficult to be thrown unconscious?" This is not okay, you faint here to get in the way, the uncles are merciful by nature, they don't want to hurt their innocence, and there is danger to their lives at any time between life and death, how can you have a stepping stone here to get in the way!"
stretched out his hand and slapped Zhang Shiyan, who was pretending to be dead, this slap was a fine second, and it turned Zhang Shiyan from the left side of his face to the right of his face to the ground, and he was about to wake him up with a slap, Zhang Shiyan was beaten and his head was dizzy, and he had soil in his mouth.
Zhang Shiyan was slapped, and he felt strange in his heart, it was going to rain, my mother was going to get married, and all strange things happened to me, I was slapped by a child who didn't grow up, and I was slapped in the face!
He scolded with hatred in his heart: "
You are an ancestor, I'm pretending to be dead and what's wrong with you, until you're a brainless guy running over to be conspicuous, get out!
Don't attract the attention of the weasel, and even affect the little master's life'!
Although Zhang Shiyan scolded in his heart, he didn't dare to get up and find the kid to avenge this slap, this kid's helper can be next to him, although he is entangled by a weasel, as long as he takes a gap and turns around, he will be gone.
The weasel saw that there were two more helpers, and the monster that was fierce again, could not resist the beating of everyone, and now it was also a little wilted, the weasel could not parry, and used the housekeeping skills, only to see the thick yellow smoke coming out of the weasel skin strands silently, and the yellow smoke had been covered in the blink of an eye, the fart of the thousand-year-old weasel was amazing, not just a stinky word to describe, the two monks immediately fell into the move, the weasel naturally did not let go of this opportunity, a claw instantly caught a monk and vomited blood, screamed and flew out upside down, and opened his mouth to another monk, and used the demon magic to put the monk into his stomachγ
Zhang Shiyan, who was smoky with this thick smoke, couldn't change his breath, and scolded the weasel for being despicable and shameless, and he couldn't beat it.
The two monks hiding in the forest, when they heard the screams in the yellow smoke, knew that the senior brothers in the yellow smoke were more than lucky, and they pinched their fingers with both hands to summon the wind to blow away the smoke, and shouted in their mouths: "Senior brother!
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A gust of wind came violently, the yellow smoke and rain were blown away, the surrounding scenery became clear, the two monks showed themselves out of the forest, but there was no trace of the weasel, only to hear the young man crying, "Seventh Uncle, Sixth Uncle, Fifth Uncle, he is injured, come quickly!"
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The two monks hurried over, picked up the injured monk, and hurriedly fed him a pill into his mouth, only to see the monk swallow and ask anxiously, "Senior brother, how are you?"
Hold on, I'll heal you!
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The fifth senior brother's breath was weak, and he said intermittently: "I'm fine, leave me alone for now, the third senior brother was captured by that monster."
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Before the senior brother could answer, there was an eerie strange laugh around the forest: "Ga!
Ga!
Ga!
Good grandchildren, you have no door to hell, and the old body will personally suck you all to dry!
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The seventh senior uncle shouted loudly, and the leaves in the forest fell gorgeously, and asked, "Animal, you dare, what happened to my third senior brother?"
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There was another strange laugh in the forest: "Quack!
Naturally into the belly of the old body!
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When the monks heard this, they were sad and indignant, and the seventh uncle said angrily: "Livestock, look for death!"
"Fly your sword and chase deep into the forest. Lin Zhong smiled strangely: "Good grandson, the old body is waiting for you here, waiting for you to kill me!" Although the sixth senior uncle was angry in his heart, he did not lose his senses, and seeing that the weasel's words made the seventh junior brother lose his reason, he persuaded the seventh junior brother who set up the flying sword: "Seventh junior brother, don't be bewitched by that animal, come back quickly!" The speed of the flying sword is not covered, and it disappeared into the fog without waiting for the sixth senior uncle to finish speaking, and the sixth senior brother saw that the seventh senior brother did not listen to the persuasion, so he knew that something bad was wrong, and the fifth senior brother, who couldn't let go of his swallowing breath, chased him out, so he could only sigh and send a distress letter into the air. He turned back to the young man who turned to the side and said, "Danxin, you come to protect the Dharma, and I will heal your fifth uncle," Danxin only felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, his face was dark, and he was dizzy for a while, although he heard his uncle's words, he was unable to answer, and the sixth junior brother asked anxiously when he saw Danxin's uncomfortable face: "Did you smoke yellow smoke?" Danxin nodded in a trance when he heard Uncle Shi's question. The sixth junior brother Lian took out a pill from his body, put it in Danxin's mouth, and said: "Yi Shen Dantian, keep clear, Uncle Shi will help you refine the pill." β
After a few minutes, Danxin's eyebrows soothed, his face faded into black air, the monk collected the merit and came to his senses, and after a moment Danxin also opened his eyes, the monk explained: "This weasel's fart is really vicious, ordinary mortals are unfortunate enough to turn into thick water, fortunately you have a unique physique, save it quickly, otherwise your life will not be guaranteed! You come to protect the Dharma for me, and I will heal your fifth uncle." β
Zhang Shiyan was frightened by the weasel's words, and pretended to be dead on the ground: "It has nothing to do with me, I'm just here to make soy sauce, you have bitten me and don't come again."
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Listening to the conversation between their master and nephew, he muttered in his heart: "Made, I also sucked it, the fart of the thousand-year-old weasel is extraordinary, and I am about to turn into thick water, no! Why don't I feel anything? It is so difficult that I have resistance to the weasel's fart? Now that their master and nephew have been registered in the hands of the weasel, it is difficult to protect themselves, I will go to them and not find death? But it turns into thick water... No way!"
Zhang Shiyan was still afraid of turning into thick water, who knows where the weasel is now, when the time comes, when the antidote sense is walked away, Zhang Shiyan immediately got up, and shouted to the master and nephew while running: "Help, two immortal chiefs, help me!"
The nephew immediately became vigilant when he heard the voice, and in a blink of an eye, he saw a thin little beggar running here, Dan Xin saw that it was this beggar, and his heart was atmospheric, he didn't wake up with a slap just now, and now the weasel has walked to you and woke up, and his heart suddenly suddenly happened, all of this is your harm now, if it weren't for saving your rotten life, the fifth uncle wouldn't have been injured, and the third uncle wouldn't have died!
The anger in my heart burned and I wanted to go up and shoot him to death immediately.