Chapter 23: Fecal Tactics
Wei Chong suddenly changed color, gritted his teeth and was silent, thinking of the big snakes that slaughtered the Pig Mountain, but they were all changed by hellish feces, and he was greedy for money for a while, and he actually became an accomplice of the yellow-robed Taoist. [ads:This site has a new URL,Shorthand method:,.]
The yellow-robed Daoist still did not forget to add fuel to the fire: "Liu Chuyu, the puppet in the barbed hell, the poor Dao can destroy it at any time, once the incident happens, you will take turns to live in the eighteen layers of hell." ”
Wei Chong was dripping with cold sweat, and the dignified yellow-robed Taoist dug a deep pit for Wei Chong at the beginning of the fight, and now it is extremely difficult for Wei Chong to jump out.
Wei Chong took a deep breath and asked, "What do you want?"
The yellow-robed Daoist smiled and said, "Just like before, you sell poor Dao hell feces and help poor Dao bring out the ghosts from hell, and poor Dao gives you gold, or other things that interest you, business is business after all, as long as you are satisfied with each other." ”
Wei Chong had no choice but to say, "Let me think about it!"
When the cleaners were selected in the underworld, the yellow robe Taoist set his sights on the ten candidates, no matter who won in the end, they would be firmly held in the hands of the yellow robe Taoist, and the yellow robe Taoist was meticulous and did everything, so that he could always be invincible.
But this time he miscalculated, just because Wei Chong, who seemed to have compromised, suddenly burst with light in his eyes, and waved the Netherworld Broom, thousands of black lights, and swept the yellow-robed Taoist.
The yellow-robed Taoist quickly retreated, still a step slower, his chest was swept by a broom, the Taoist robe was torn, blood oozed out, and he was as red as a glow, but he smiled and praised: "Good look, really good look, dare to attack the poor Dao." ”
Slaughtering the yellow-robed Daoist is the best choice, but the moment he made a move, Wei Chong knew that this move would not work, after all, there was a huge difference in strength, and the surprise attack was not killed, just injured, it was far from enough.
The yellow-robed Taoist reached out and touched his chest, the blood immediately stopped, and said with a smile: "Wei Chong, it seems that I have to teach you a lesson, otherwise you will not be obedient, killing Ling Yan may be a good choice." ”
Wei Chong clenched the Netherworld broom and shouted, "Then you have to pass me first." ”
"Is your level also a pass?" The yellow-robed Taoist smiled contemptuously, his feet moved slightly, but his body was like the wind, blowing towards Wei Chong.
Compared with mana, compared to spells, Wei Chong can't compare to the yellow-robed Taoist, so he can only pin his hope on the netherworld broom, watch the yellow-robed Taoist pounce, wave again, click, the broom swept the yellow-robed Taoist, his body shattered, turned into 10,000 pieces to the ground, it was sawdust.
"Puppet!" Wei Chong was shocked, Huo Ran turned around, and saw the yellow-robed Taoist standing beside Du Xiaowu, smiling, his right hand hanging above Du Xiaowu's head, just a slight force, Du Xiaowu could turn into meat puree.
The yellow-robed Taoist smiled and said, "Wei Chong, there must be a lot of feces in your bag, why don't you give it all to the poor Dao?"
Wei Cheng suddenly laughed out loud and said laughingly: "Yellow robe, since you want to eat, then I'll let you eat enough at one time!"
Du Xiaowu wanted Wei Chong to leave her alone, but before she could open her mouth, she was stunned by the strange smell.
The yellow-robed Taoist staggered, pulled back and retreated, nauseous and nauseated, but saw Wei Chong quickly loading a dustpan of feces and lifting it vigorously towards the yellow-robed Taoist, while he held a dustpan in his left hand and a broom in his right hand, chasing the dung all over the sky, screaming and attacking the yellow-robed Taoist.
The strange smell of hellish feces, mortals absolutely can't stand it, especially the yellow-robed Taoist, who loves to be clean, when he sees that the air is full of black spots, the strange smell is like a wave, and the middle finger of his right hand flicked lightly, a ray of golden light, shooting Du Xiaowu who was lying on the ground.
Wei Chong can smoke away the yellow-robed Taoist with feces, but he can't use feces to rescue Du Xiaowu, when the golden light brushes his ears, when there is a scream behind him, he is stunned, and instantly thinks of countless miserable pictures of losing Du Xiaowu, and the next second he is like a mad dog, waving a nether broom and rushing forward, but there is no yellow-robed Taoist there.
"Xianggong, come and see Jin Lian!" Du Xiaowu's anxious voice suddenly came from behind him, Wei Chong was ecstatic, turned around and ran over, only to see Du Xiaowu sitting on the ground, holding Jin Lian in his hand, Jin Lian's body was black and motionless, as if he had been poisoned and died.
When the yellow-robed Taoist left, he swept away all the feces, as long as Wei Chong still had use value, the yellow-robed Taoist would not be a killer.
Du Xiaowu said urgently: "Xianggong, save Jin Lian, it saved me just now!"
Wei Chong was happy and moved, but seeing that the golden lotus was as black as charcoal, he sighed lightly: "Xiao Wu, it's dead, just let it settle in the ground, I'll dig a pit." ”
"You're dead!" The black golden lotus suddenly moved slightly, and a golden dot appeared on its head, and the golden dot was slowly expanding.
Du Xiaowu burst into tears and said happily: "Jin Lian, it's great that you're not dead!"
In the blink of an eye, Jin Lian returned to her original state, and said with a grin: "At the beginning, the yellow robe controlled me with the Soul Capture Seal, and now I am not what I used to be, and the Spirit Capture Seal can't help me." ”
After saying that, he looked at Du Xiaowu with a look of admiration and was very proud, but thinking of Wei Chong's words just now, he couldn't help but be annoyed, and Jin Lian turned to anger and said: "Wei Chong, you pig brain, although your father and mother and I are golden lotus, but we are also lotus flowers, only when we enter the water can we be safe, and if we enter the soil, we will only cheat the corpse." ”
Wei Chong ignored it, only worried that the yellow-robed Daoist would go and return, and hurriedly said, "Let's hurry up!"
Jin Lian said: "The yellow robe could have killed us, but he didn't do it, obviously Wei Chong, you still have use value, your father and mother, I guess, the yellow robe will not turn back for the time being." ”
But Wei Chong still quickly packed up his things, helped Du Xiaowu into the carriage, and drove forward, his heart was dull, always worried that the yellow-robed Taoist would take his affairs out, sell hell feces privately, steal hell sinners, which one of them must not be beaten into the eighteenth layer of hell?
In a flash, becoming a Buddha and becoming a demon, Wei Chong was full of regret at the moment, blaming him for doing things too hastily, and he would fall into the trap of the yellow-robed Taoist without thinking.
Calm down, Wei Chong expected that the Yellow Robe Daoist would not say all this for the time being, after all, the Yellow Robe Daoist was scheming, and he wanted him to get more hell feces, steal more hellish demons, and maybe there were other things that only existed in Hell, so what he really needed to consider was how to get rid of the control of the Yellow Robe Daoist.
When he arrived at Tiger City, it was already dark and the city gate was closed early, so Wei Chong parked the carriage on the side of the road and waited quietly for Bai Wuchang.
In the dead of night, Du Xiaowu in the carriage, holding the golden lotus in his arms, slept soundly, and Bai Wuchang did not come for a long time, which made Wei Chong's heart cold, could it be that the underworld knew about the collusion between him and the yellow-robed Taoist?
When he was thinking wildly, Bai Wuchang suddenly appeared, so frightened that Wei Chong fell out of the carriage, Bai Wuchang hurriedly helped him up, and said in surprise: "Wei Chong, why are you still afraid of me?"
Wei Chong was quite weak-hearted, and said angrily: "Seventh Master, you suddenly appeared like this, which mortal is not afraid?"
Bai Wuchang smiled and nodded, but said mysteriously: "I think it's because of a weak heart, selling hellish feces and stealing hellish sinners, if I do this kind of thing, I must be very scared when I see the shadows!" xh118