366 cute, change a man and a woman
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The little sister was crazy, but she felt that her whole person was not good. Finally was recruited into the gang, from a little sister to a real underworld, but I didn't expect to mess up the first thing I did when I entered the gang, which angered the boss, how is this good?
The Bull Demon King was really unhappy: "You guy, it's just a waste of my time, take this nameless broken thing out, make me run in vain, if you are your man, now I have beaten you all over the bag, for the sake of you being a woman, I don't want to beat you, but I don't want to see you again, you give me a fuck." ”
"This ...... But this is my home, and I have nowhere else to get out. The little sister was so aggrieved that she was about to cry.
"I'm rubbing, is that what I mean?" The Bull Demon King was furious: "I told you to get out of the gang to get rid of you, from now on, there will be no one like you in my gang." ”
"Ah, boss, don't!" The little princess was frightened, and knelt on the ground with a pop, hugged the thigh of the Bull Demon King and said: "Boss, spare me, I will never make this kind of mistake again in the future, don't start me, my dream in this life is to be an underworld sister, I can't die before I get out of school." ”
"Less nonsense. ”
"Please......" The little princess said with tears in her eyes: "Boss, or I will use my body to make amends to you, don't you like women? I am a woman, and I am a virgin, I will use this pure virgin body to accompany you, you can play with me as much as you want......"
"Cut, I don't want any woman. The Bull Demon King said angrily: "You don't look at your appearance of killing Matt, only a ghost man will like you." ”
"But...... Boss, aren't you a gangster boss? You should like a gangster girl like me. ”
"While playing. The Bull Demon King kicked the little princess to the side: "Although I am a gang boss, what I like is a gentle and graceful traditional woman, you don't want to lift my shoes like this, in short." Kai You went out to help, and I didn't bother to pay attention to you in the future. ”
"Please, give me one last chance. The little sister cried: "Boss, you will be a guest at my house for a day first, and the little sister will treat you well, please reconsider." ”
Zhang Duxue and Tang Sen, who were eavesdropping outside the window, were sweating down eight and eight. I've heard something I don't know.
The Bull Demon King probably also felt that the little princess was crying too pitifully, and in the end he didn't immediately fire her to help, and thought about it: "You can't let me run for nothing, okay, all the delicious and delicious things will be delivered, and I will stay at your house for one night to play a trick, and if I have fun, I will take back my life." ”
The little princess was overjoyed: "Obey, I'll go and prepare to eat and drink to entertain the boss." ”
Speaking of which. She suddenly ran out of the house, at this time Zhang Duxue was still eavesdropping by the window, seeing that she was going to run out, Zhang Duxue was startled, and quickly wanted to find a place to hide, looked left and right, and sent out a huge coral, which seemed to be able to hide from people. She burrowed her head behind the coral.
Unexpectedly, behind the coral was hiding from Tang Sen, and Zhang Duxue almost crashed into Tang Sen's arms. The two ink-covered men looked at each other, and they were both startled. As a result, before the two of them had time to hide, the little princess ran out, and immediately saw two black people standing next to her, she was also startled, and screamed: "Oops." There are thieves ......"
"No, I'm not a thief. Tang Sen and Zhang Duxue spoke at the same time.
"I'm Towngsen. ”
"The widow is the Jade Emperor. ”
The little princess looked at it, Tang Sen had seen it, and said a few words, although the ink was all over her face. I can also recognize it, as for the Jade Emperor, don't be too easy to recognize, although the clothes on her body are blackened by ink in many places, there are still many places that are not stained with ink, and they are golden and shining, and they know that it is a dragon robe at a glance.
"Uh, why are you here?" the little sister's face changed.
"Well, you just left me in the back garden and ignored me, and I just walked around, got lost, and came here. Townsend took out the words that had been prepared a long time ago.
Zhang Duxue also said: "The widow is here to escape the summer, of course he has to walk in the garden, and if he walks around, he will get lost and come here." ”
The little sister wiped her sweat and said, "Just now, what I said to the boss, did you all hear it?"
"Well...... I did. Tang Sen said singlely: "Little sister, your behavior of stealing Fairy Chang'e** is very problematic, I think it's very wrong for you to do this, have you considered how sad Fairy Chang'e felt after discovering that ** was stolen?"
(Note: At the same time, on the moon, Fairy Chang'e was holding a sword, and the Full Moon Palace chased and slashed Wu Gang: "Say, was the ** I hung on the balcony stolen by you?" Wu Gang cried as he ran: "Fairy, you misunderstood, I really didn't do this kind of thing, I, Wu Gang, am not this kind of person." Fairy Chang'e said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, there is no one else on the moon except you, you must have stolen it, give it back to me, that's the decisive victory I want to wear to see Tang Sen**." When Wu Gang heard this, he cried even more: "You have progressed to the point where you can show him a ** relationship? Oh my God! I'm not alive anymore......")
The little sister didn't care much: "Hmph, surnamed Tang, are you making a mistake? I'm a gangster, if I care about whether others are sad or not, how can I be a gangster?" Chang'e's mood is my business. ”
Townwend: "......"
Zhang Duxue shook her head and said: "Good woman, what kind of gangster are you going to be? What do you dream of being a gangster sister, you are simply lacking in discipline, and the widow should ask the old dragon king how to teach you like this." ”
"Less. The little sister was not even afraid of the Jade Emperor, and snorted: "The Jade Emperor is also the head of the strip, don't talk to me like my elders, we are enemies!"
Zhang Duxue: "......"
The little princess snorted twice, and continued to run out, but disappeared.
Tang Sen and Zhang Duxue were speechless for a while, both of them came to track down the treasure, but they were interrupted by the little sister's matter, both of them thought in their hearts: This little sister is not like a thief, who stole the Buddha treasure relics (nine-leaf Lingzhi grass)? It seems that we have to continue to investigate.
Before continuing the investigation, you have to take a shower and get rid of the smelly ink on your body. The thinking of the two was basically synchronized, and they both walked out, and when they arrived at the front hall, they saw that the old dragon king was talking with Erlang God, and the two walked over together and said, "Old dragon king, where is the bathroom at your house? ”
When the old dragon king saw the appearance of Tang Sen and the Jade Emperor, he couldn't help but sweat profusely, and hurriedly ordered the shrimp woman next to him: "Take them to the bathroom quickly." ”
The shrimp woman led the way in front, and Tang Sen and Zhang Duxue followed behind.
Tang Sen suddenly asked, "Although it's a bit silly to ask, I still have to ask clearly, the bathroom should be divided into men and women, right?"
The shrimp woman smiled: "Of course you have to divide it, you can't let the two of you go into the same bathroom to take a bath, right?"
Tang Sen smiled: "That's good......"
Zhang Duxue glanced at him and bit her lower lip: You man...... I'm inexplicably careful in this kind of place.,It's scared of women.。
When I got to the front of the bathroom, sure enough, there were signs of "male" and "female" posted here, Zhang Duxue pushed open the door of the women's bathroom and walked in, and instructed the shrimp woman as she walked: "After half an hour, send clean clothes over." The shrimp woman nodded respectfully and stepped away.
Tang Sen didn't go into the bathroom immediately, he smiled and said: "Granny shrimp, I'm a cheap person, I don't like to let others serve me, I will accompany you to prepare a change of clean clothes, and then go in the bath, I can't let your old man finish everything." ”
The shrimp woman's face burst into a smile: "Aunt Tang is really a good person." ”
There were no clothes prepared for the guests in Bibotan, and the Jade Emperor's status was noble, so she couldn't be allowed to wear other people's old clothes. The shrimp woman planned to go to the pond to buy new clothes, and Tang Sen followed the shrimp woman to float out of the blue wave pool, and when she arrived at the shopping street by the pool, the shrimp woman became an ordinary old woman, and the two found a clothing store, and Tang Sen bought himself a set of cheap ordinary clothes. The shrimp woman bought a set of high-end dresses for Zhang Duxue, of course, there will be no dragon robes for sale here, so she can only wear this kind of clothes first.
At the same time that Tang Sen and the shrimp woman went to buy clothes, the little princess quietly walked to the front of the bathroom, with an unhappy expression on her face, and hummed: "Jade Emperor, surnamed Tang, you actually preached to me, Miss Ben wants you to look good, hum, how can I fix you? A noble woman like the Jade Emperor, it should be fun to let her lose face, hahaha......"
The little princess stretched out her hand and tore off the "male" and "female" logos at the door of the bathroom, re-pasted them in a different position, covered her mouth and snickered: "I will have fun with you in a while." ”
Tang Sen and the shrimp woman moved quickly, it only took ten minutes to buy a change of new clothes, back in the Dragon Palace, the shrimp woman looked at her watch, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty asked me to send the clothes over in half an hour, the old body must strictly obey Your Majesty's will, not sooner or later, now you can't go first, uncle, go to the bath first, wearing dirty clothes to accompany my wife and son for a big turn, it's strange and uncomfortable." ”
Townsend nodded, returned to the bathroom door, pushed open the door of the "male" bathroom, and walked in.
The bathroom was very large, and there was a huge hanger in the door, and Townsend took off his dirty clothes and put them on the shelf, and then continued to walk inside, and the next thing he saw was a very large bath, the size of which was almost as small as the human world, and the pool was surrounded by white steam, and it seemed that the water in the whole pool was warm.
Townsend raised his feet to enter the bathroom, but heard a sound of water from the other side of the pool, and he couldn't see clearly through the white water vapor, but he could see a vague figure sitting on the edge of the pool, and then the woman's crisp breath sounded: "Who?" (To be continued.) )
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