Chapter 30: Sorrow for Togetherness
Zhou Yang'er finally understood, why Gong Xue's girl said that it was not appropriate to meet Zhao Yan at this time, when he was angry and waved his four arms to rush towards the Taoist priest.
The young Taoist priest dressed in white hurriedly turned around, and saw Zhou Dashenjun rushing over with four arms, and just shouted angrily: "Where did the alien boy come from......? But I heard the four-armed young man on the opposite side shouting violently: "You big sister of different races!" Then he felt that his eyes, ears, lower abdomen, and lower yin were all in sharp pain, and the young Taoist's cultivation was not high, and under the bombardment of the four heavy punches, he fainted without snorting.
"Oh, sister, light, light!" Zhou Dashenjun, who was still menacing, turned into a gray dog leg at this time.
The two willow eyebrows were erected high, and she didn't even wear a coat, and there was only Miss Zhao wearing a bandeau on her body, skillfully crossing her waist with one hand, and pinching the ears of the dead sheep in front of her with the other. scolded viciously: "Damn Zhou Yang'er, dare to lie to me!"
"Huh?" Zhou Dashenjun, who was originally relieved to see Zhao Yan wearing a long skirt, obviously didn't suffer any losses, was a little stunned for a while when he heard what she said. Seeing that the blonde girl was about to go crazy, she hurriedly put on a smiling face, regardless of the pain in her ears, reached out to hold the waist of her crazy woman, and asked herself: "Sister, when did I lie to you?"
Pushing the two thieves' heads aside, he sighed softly, and the anger on his face disappeared, but he heard the voice of the crazy woman in his arms choked up and asked, "Anyway, where are you? Also, does my father know? You bastard! Why didn't ......you tell me earlier?"
She never dreamed that she would actually fall in love with a young man of an alien race, and when she thought of her father's gritted teeth and hated to peel off his bones whenever he mentioned the alien race in the north, her heart was in turmoil...... If my father knew, how could I get it!
Pulling aside the white-clothed Taoist priest who fell to the ground with his toes, looking at Zhao Yan with tears on his face, Zhou Dashenjun said with a smile on his face: "My good sister, why are you crying! Who said that I am a foreign race, but we are pure blood Ning people!" While saying, he waved his four arms and walked around in front of the bed, slapping his whole body and saying, "Sister, look, am I like a foreign race?"
Looking at his dangling four arms, the blonde girl cried even more, crying and scolding: "Zhou Yang'er, you damn bastard! When are you still joking, it is okay if the four hands didn't grow before, but now they look like this, if my father knows......" She suddenly remembered that her father had said that this dead sheep was originally a child picked up by Zhou Daochang from a cave outside the village, and Daochang also asked his father to visit his biological parents, but he never found it.
Now that I think about it, the parents of this dead sheep were originally of a different race, and Gu said that those Hu Er Fanzi were all cold and cruel, and they thought that they had encountered some accident after giving birth to him, so they ruthlessly abandoned him in the cave in order to survive. Then he was picked up by Zhou Daochang. As soon as his mind arrived here, he suddenly remembered Zhou Yang'er's cruelty to Zhao Feng and the Seven Evil Sect members, and the young man of the Ning Dynasty who was the same age as him definitely did not have the courage to do so. More affirmation in the heart at the moment.
I never thought that the person I wanted was a fan, if my father knew, this dead sheep must have no way to live, when I thought of this, Miss Zhao suddenly felt a little masterless, seeing that his four arms were forked and forked, and there was no hair on one head, which did not look like an ordinary Ning person at all.
I remembered that my mother once said that when those southern students were extremely hungry, they would use their wives and children to satisfy their hunger, but when I looked up and saw Zhou Dashenjun's brows full of flesh, my heart trembled, and the more I looked at it, the more I felt extremely vicious. I couldn't help crying: "If you marry me in the future, you will be like when you were a child, and when you are hungry, you will tell me, I will make lard fried rice cakes for you to eat, and you are not allowed to use me to satisfy your hunger!"
Looking helplessly at the tearful blonde girl crying on the bed, Zhou Yang'er regretted it very much at this time, she knew that she should have gone to see Old Man Gong first, and then came to see this crazy woman when she learned what kind of "looming method" to hide her arm. But then it was a little funny, the Zhao family's rouge tiger, who was not afraid of the sky and the earth on weekdays, was actually scared like this. Fu remembered what she had just said, and couldn't help but laugh: "If you're afraid that I'll eat you, why do you want to marry me?"
He smiled in his mouth, but there was an indescribable emotion in his heart.
"Haha, even if you risk being eaten, you have to marry a stupid talent, if you have a wife, what more can you ask for, stupid, how can you hurt people's hearts like this?" Li Xin in his left arm suddenly came out and said.
As soon as he said this, Zhou Yang'er's heart sank, and her originally confused mind suddenly became clear, and a voice seemed to say to herself faintly in her heart: "This is my wife for life!" When this sentence was finished, it seemed that in an instant, the appearance of the blonde girl on the bed was engraved in his mind, and the tip of his heart could no longer be erased.
When he came back to his senses, he saw Zhao Yan on the bed looking at him dumbfounded, as if there was something wrong with him. Glancing down at his body, there was a click, and a piece of porcelain fell from the top of his head. As soon as I reached out and grabbed the fallen celadon, I was at a loss in my heart, what was going on?
"Dead Sheep...... You...... Are you alright?" asked the girl on the bed timidly. It turned out that Miss Zhao, who was furious when she heard Zhou Yang'er laugh just now, didn't think about it, so she threw the porcelain pillow on the bed at him, and only when she made her hand did she scream that it was not good. What's worse is that the dead sheep on the other side didn't even hide, and he was hit hard, and the porcelain piece of his head was broken, but he still didn't move, which suddenly made Zhao Yan feel distressed.
Pulling off all the porcelain pieces on his bald head, Zhou Dashenjun came to the bed with a smile and said, "Don't worry, my wife and sister, I'm strong!"
The two willow eyebrows that had just been put down suddenly stood up again, a pair of Danfeng eyes were round, Miss Zhao's tiger temper came up again, and she just shouted viciously: "What are you talking about?" When he raised his eyes, he saw the four arms dangling, and countless fears arose in his heart, and he screamed, and his body shrank back into the bed.
Just now he was holding it, and he couldn't see the four arms, but at this time he saw it really, and the girl tried to restrain herself, but she was still a little scared.
"Hey, hey, wife, sister, you don't have to be afraid of being like this, right?" Zhou Dashenjun saw her like this, and his heart suddenly became a little depressed, and he couldn't help complaining: "Dignified tiger, when did your courage become so small, you look at Zhao Da Fatun, when he saw me like this, his face never changed." After that, he turned his head and looked at Zhao Zhe at the door.
He was surprised that at the door of the flower hall, there was no empty figure, "Huh, where is Zhao Fatdun?" Zhou Yang'er was about to go outside to find someone, but heard Zhao Zhe's fat man shouting behind the door: "Don't look for me...... I don't ......" The more he spoke, the more frightened he became, his teeth kept fighting, and finally he shouted, "Brother Fanzi, spare your life!" and went straight out of the courtyard.
Zhao Yan, who had been amused by the situation in front of her, couldn't help but feel worried again when she heard the last sentence of Brother Fanzi, sighed and looked at Zhou Dashenjun for a long time, and finally asked: "Say, what kind of fan are you?"
"Oh! my dear wife and sister, I'm really not a fan!" Seeing that Zhao Yan believed more and more truthfully, Zhou Yang'er was also a little anxious, and she was really fucking...... It's not a fan, why can't this crazy woman get around the bend?
Raising her big eyes full of tears, the blonde girl asked suspiciously, "Isn't it Fanzi?" Seeing him nod again and again. Fu was puzzled again: "Then what's the matter with these four hands?"
"Hey, hey!" With a smirk, touching his smooth head, Zhou Dashenjun was about to tell his daughter-in-law about the origin of these four arms, but he heard Zhao Yan scream, fell out of bed with a thud, and retreated to the corner of the wall with his hands and feet......
I have never heard of practicing the Tao will practice four hands, even if the Bodhisattva family of Buddhism is also three heads and six arms, my father once said that in addition to foreign races, but all people, one head and two arms are a fixed number, even if those Bodhisattvas give birth to six hands, they must be equipped with three heads, otherwise, the way of heaven is not allowed. Unless he's ...... Miss Zhao, who was hiding in the corner, finally cried, and Zhou Yang'er was not allowed to approach, nor was he allowed to speak.
After crying for a while, the blonde girl with hazy eyes finally made up her mind, looked up at Zhou Yang'er and asked, "Anyway, what kind of essence are you?" Looking at his two arms raised to the sky, the girl then asked, "Is it a crab?"
Zhou Dashenjun, who looked helpless, shook his head again and again, and was about to speak, but saw Zhao Yan looking at him in horror and said, "Could it be ...... It's a spider!" Thinking of the fluffy thing, Miss Zhao rolled her eyes and fainted happily.
Hurriedly carried her to the bed, Zhou Yang'er had a headache, this crazy woman is too good at guessing, even the spider came out, and took a closer look at the two hands raised into the air, does she look like an insect?
I was wondering in my heart, but I heard a muffled snort at the foot of the bed, and the white-clothed Taoist priest seemed to be about to wake up. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he pulled out a hemp rope from the cloth bag, and stepped forward to tie the Taoist priest firmly.
"Stupid, if the hemp rope can trap the cultivators, then there will be no one in the world to cultivate the Tao anymore!" Li Xin in his left arm said sarcastically.
"Then what should I do?" Zhou Dashenjun was a little troubled, and Lu Hongyu's chick didn't know what was going on, and she didn't show up until now. Otherwise, you can use that whip for exercise, and now ...... There really isn't a good way to do it except hemp rope.
"It's not easy, don't you just turn him into an ordinary person!" Li Dajunshen continued: "Directly reward him in the sea of qi, break his Dao fundamentals, and see how he escapes!"
"This ...... Not really, okay?" Zhou Dashenjun couldn't help but hesitate in his heart when he heard him say this, he was also a monk anyway, and he understood the fate of the sea of qi being broken......