Wu Chang was woken up by spraying, to be precise, it was Fan Jian, the kid, who woke him up with a mouthful of water, with his disgusting saliva, sticking to the green vegetable leaves and rice dregs left over from breakfast, and the initiator had already run to the door of the dormitory with lightning speed.

"Fan Jian, a little rabbit cub, I'm going to peel you!" wiped his face and looked at those things, Wu Chang, who was already a little clean, finally couldn't hold back the anger in his heart and roared loudly, and Fan Jian carefully hid outside the door and said with a smile: "Isn't this also a helpless move, it's noon, it's time to get up, right?"

"Damn, did Lao Tzu sleep lazily on the weekend to provoke you?" Wu Chang picked up the pillow and smashed it out, and it was unfortunate that Fan Jian stretched out his head to see, and it was smashed straight on his face, fortunately, the pillow issued by the school was not a good material, so Fan Jian didn't have much pain, and said with a smile: "Boss, are you sleepy, right? Today, Monday, you have slept for a day and two nights!"

"Foolish you big-headed ghost, don't go to class on Monday, are you stupid to me? This afternoon's radio * competition, free activities in the morning, girl, my sleep is not considered free activity?" Wu Chang jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom to soap over and over again, only to feel that his face was very uncomfortable: "You kid wait, look back and see if I don't break you up, I'll let you change your surname!"

"Hehe, isn't that, is there really no way?" Fan Jian moved in cautiously, standing outside the bathroom and looking at Wu Chang bitterly: "Boss, don't wash it, it's peeling off if you wash it again, I was wrong, seven people in the dormitory called you in turn, and you didn't respond for two days, and this is a last resort!"

Wu Chang closed the door, let go of the faucet, and began to rush up regardless of whether it was hot or cold, the key middle school also has the benefits of the key middle school, that is, the conditions of this dormitory are not comparable to yours in the general middle school, at least the independent bathroom and washroom, I am afraid that only those old famous schools have in the university.

Fan Jian sat on the edge of the bed bitterly, waited carefully, and couldn't help but be a little worried when he didn't see Wu Chang come out for a while: "Boss, don't wash it, we grew up urinating and mud together, how dirty can I be?"

", Lao Tzu didn't participate again, what did he tell me to do? He threw me into the performance team, you don't know!" Wu Chang wiped the water droplets on his face and yelled back angrily.

Fan Jian shrank his head in fright, and whispered: "You can still remember, the performance team has already begun to assemble, I guess you will wash it for a while, everyone else will be assembled, don't forget, there is also a short performance before the opening!"

Wu Chang pushed the door open in a hurry, and said angrily: "Give me the shorts in the cabinet, your grandma, I don't need to appear in the opening performance, only the final martial arts performance has me, okay?" Wu Chang has a total of thirty-four people in their class, and there are thirty-three and four columns to lead the team, just one more, the school wants one person from each class to put in the performance team, and their school is just thirty-three classes, and there is one more, the principal just happened to know Uncle Wu Chang, knowing that this guy had practiced stick and fist kung fu for a few days, so he connected with the nearby martial arts school, and then added a martial arts exchange performance at the end of the broadcast* competition, and Wu Chang acted on behalf of the school.

When it comes to practicing martial arts, Fan Jian can be described as a handful of snot and tears, for no other reason, Wu Chang's martial arts, but they are all sparring with him, in fact, this is also what he asked for, Wu Chang was born prematurely when he was a child, his body was weak, and the whole village consciously let him, Fan Jian's old son is Wu Chang's aunt who has not come out of five suits, but Fan Jian, this guy likes to bully him when he is a child, Wu Chang's uncle is a warrior monk of Shaolin Temple, once he came back, saw that he was weak, so he handed him some fists and feet, one is to teach two is also to teach, this Wu Chang and Fan Jian are two classmates, but this martial arts requires talent, Wu Chang is the stronger his body and bones are the more he learns, and his fists and feet are more and more powerful, but Fan Jian didn't grow at all, and people were also slippery, so he finally became Wu Chang's sparring partner.

"Well, I really forgot about this, the head teacher asked me to call you again, besides, you have slept for a day and two nights, and you haven't slept enough, and you are not afraid of starvation!" Fan Jian threw his shorts to Wu Chang and said.

Wu Chang covered his head and groaned in pain: "That little northeast, why is he staring at me and not letting go, I recruited her to provoke her?"

"Hehe, who made you grow up so handsome, the exterminator is so tempting!haha~~~" Fan Jianthief laughed with a smile, but he didn't want Wu Chang to splash a plate of water directly, he sat on the bed, if he dodged, I was afraid that he wouldn't have to sleep tonight, so he could only stare dryly and be drenched with his head and feet.

Wu Chang looked at him coldly and said: "You can make any joke, the elders' jokes are not allowed to be nonsense, Xiao Northeast's husband is my old bean's brother, and the nickname is not tight, and the others are not allowed to talk nonsense." ”

"Rub, as for it!" Fan Jian jumped up a little angrily, but looking at Wu Chang's provocative eyes, he was very spinelessly greedy, fortunately Wu Chang didn't splash him with cold water, seeing Wu Chang come out, as soon as he took off his clothes, he went in and rinsed it, there was heating in the dormitory, but it was not cold, Wu Chang came out, lifted the water-stained sheet on Fan Jian's bed, and threw it on the clothesline on the balcony.

Wu Chang's homeroom teacher is called Tong Bei, but this Tong Bei Tong Bei's call has become the Northeast, plus she has a baby face, she can't tell her age, and her hometown is from the Northeast.

"Hey, Fan Jian, did I really sleep for a day and two nights?" Wu Chang was drunk high that day, and he couldn't remember anything, how he came back, what he did, his mind was blank, but it was not easy to tell Fan Jian about this, so he could only ask casually.

Fan Jian opened the door and said with a strange expression: "Boss, when did I lie to you, you fell asleep in bed after I came back on Saturday night, I slept all day yesterday, and everyone called you to eat last night, but you couldn't wake up, so forget it, today, you look at the time for yourself, it's more than eleven o'clock, and the game starts at two o'clock, do you think the Northeast is in a hurry?"

"Oh, yes, I was transferred to the end, I didn't seem to tell her yet, you hurry up, let's go gather first!" Wu Chang took out the winter school uniform, put a chic set on his body, and began to urge Fan Jian, to say this school uniform, Wu Chang is really powerless to complain, you say that the reform is reformed, but you just made three sets, one in winter and one in summer, and one set of old versions, you are just thinking about the law pit money, right?

Wu Chang sat on Fan Jian's bed, his heart was facing the sky, the exercises that Nuwa Niangniang ordered in Wu Tian's mind that day, after drinking that day, Wu Chang seemed to know something, and he didn't know if it would work, taking advantage of this time, Wu Changquan should experiment.

After just a few breaths, Wu Chang vaguely saw Wu Tian in a dark suit who was cultivating on his spiritual platform, which was enough to make Wu Chang ecstatic, for so many days before, he couldn't have any contact with Wu Tian, although he couldn't talk to him at this time, at least, he could take the initiative to see his own person, so it was a big progress, right?

"Boss, what are you doing? Hurry up, you're not eating?" Fan Jian wiped the water droplets on his head with his bare arms, seeing Wu Chang's strange posture, he couldn't help but ask with some doubts, but he didn't bother to care, to be honest, it was precisely because of his heartless attitude that he could learn anything quickly, which was the most suitable for mental activities.

Wu Chang took a deep breath and slowly finished his exercises before saying, "Stupid, can't you see me practicing?"

"Yes, yes, you are always practicing, peerless martial arts, I don't know if it's the Sunflower Treasure Book or the Evil Warding Sword Book?" Fan Jian, the kid doesn't like to wear a school uniform the most, in his words, Lao Tzu's father and mother are good, wear a bird filial piety suit, curse my Lao Tzu's business, we resolutely don't do it! But at this time, he finally changed into the same school uniform as Wu Chang, and then shook his hair very stinky and said, "Actually, we are also quite handsome, aren't we?"

"You're a big-headed ghost, handsome, cricket cricket! Cool, pants!" Wu Chang put on his shoes angrily, and walked towards the door without looking back, Fan Jian knew that Wu Chang didn't care about what happened just now, and followed out with a smile.

Passing through the science and technology building, it is the school's small * field, with a flagpole erected in the middle, Fan Jian wants to go back to class, so go to the Chunhui Building in the east, Wu Chang wants to go to the Chaoyang Building in the west, go to the gymnasium, as for the meal, Wu Chang said, he is not hungry at all, I don't know if he is too hungry, or he is not hungry at all, here Fan Jian just left, Wu Chang felt a fluctuation around him, but two breaths, Hei Impermanence stood next to him with a smile.

"Starling, why are you here?" Wu Chang greeted him with a smile, he had just received the benefit of others, Wu Chang naturally would not turn his face and deny people, besides, it was the famous black impermanence, who specialized in chasing souls and asking for his life, who would dare to provoke him?

"Hehe, brother, my brother came over today to tell you that the Jade Emperor agreed to give you the Xuanyuan Sword, but he wants to meet you in person and see what you are capable of, so that my brothers can take such a fancy to you!" Hei Wuchang stopped Wu Chang's shoulder and smiled: "Your clothes are very good-looking, where did you buy them, you will buy them for me later, this outfit is ugly!"

"No, it's all a trivial matter, you just said, who wants to see me?" Wu Chang, who was walking, suddenly stopped, stared at Hei Wuchang in surprise and asked, what are you kidding, God wants to see me, looking for death!

Hei Wuchang looked at Wu Chang with an innocent face, and said very casually: "Master Jade Emperor, it is what you often call God, don't worry, in fact, others are very good, and their temperament is also kind, I didn't see that Sun Monkey make such a fuss, and it was only released after less than a year and a half." ”

One day in the sky, one year in the world, black impermanence is calculated according to the time in the sky, but the monkey of the family has lived a real life of five hundred years, and it is really fair, and it is only relative.

"What did the Jade Emperor do when he saw me?" Wu Chang now regretted a little, he was just talking casually at the time, who would have known that the Xuanyuan Sword that could be seen everywhere on TV was actually the Jade Emperor's personal sword?

Hei Wuchang slapped his forehead a little helplessly and said: "Didn't I tell you, I just want to see you......" But this time Hei Wuchang said a little lacking in confidence, Wu Chang always felt a little tired of this, so he also twisted up and said: "You don't have to play sloppy with me, if you don't understand, I won't go anywhere today, and after a while, there will be a radio * competition, so I am not in the mood to mess around with you!"

"Hey, hey, don't mind, I said, I said it's not okay!" Hei Wuchang looked bitter, bit his lip and looked at Wu Chang carefully, and the ink finally showed an impatient expression on Wu Chang's face after a while before he hurriedly said: "Didn't Seventh Brother tell the Jade Emperor that you ...... You know that the Queen Mother likes flowers the most, although some flowers are not in season, but she has to be, and the Hundred Flowers Fairy is also stubborn, so the most headache is the Jade Emperor......! What's that...... You ......"

Wu Chang hated this kind of favor business the most, and Leng Shang immediately said coldly: "Not to mention that I only have one side relationship with Sister Baihua, even Sister Baihua has not done anything wrong, this is her matter of principle!"

"But there are a lot of flowers in the world that violate the season...... Why is the Hundred Flowers Fairy able to open up to the world, but to the two worlds of ghosts and gods, but so abiding by the principles?"

"Those are made through science and technology, what does it matter to Sister Baihua? Don't underestimate the wisdom of human beings, although human beings are small and fragile, but human wisdom is the most terrifying weapon in the world!" Wu Chang looked at the expression on Hei Wuchang's face, and was a little unconvinced, he had heard some words of Hei Wuchang before, but he treated these gods with a respectful and distant attitude, so naturally he would not say anything, and now that he has stepped into this realm, he is naturally qualified to say a few more words.

Hei Wuchang was also unintentional, seeing Wu Chang's reaction so big, he laughed a little and said: "It's my brother who lost his word, as long as you have a way to make the Queen Mother happy, not to mention the Xuanyuan Sword, it is the axe that Xingtian used to be, and the Jade Emperor can give it to you without saying a word!"

Xingtian's axe is Pangu's Heaven Opening Axe fragments refined, how can ordinary immortals withstand its axe, when Xingtian carried it to the heavenly court, if it wasn't for the alertness of Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor at that time, I am afraid that he would also end up in a different place, so the previous Jade Emperors were in awe of this axe, and it was deeply sealed outside the nine heavens.

Wu Chang rolled his eyes and said, "I don't know what it's like in the sky, how dare I guarantee anything?" But some time ago, I often heard about some space peppers, space tomatoes, and the like, and it should be possible to cultivate plants in the sky, but I still need to conduct a field investigation, otherwise I dare not guarantee it......"

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's investigate now!" Hei Wuchang pulled Wu Chang, and with a pause, he was about to go straight to the heavenly realm, Wu Chang stared at him with wide eyes, and shouted: "What's the hurry, I still have a radio * competition in the afternoon, this time my old bean is coming, if you can't see me, you have to peel my skin!"

After yelling, Wu Chang found that many classmates were looking at him with strange eyes, even if he was very thick-skinned, he couldn't help but turn red, why couldn't he be invisible?