Chapter 13 Inside and outside Wu Village

Old man Li, that is, Wu Chang's seventh uncle and grandfather, is a very simple person, seeing Wu Chang talking and laughing with black and white impermanence, he is also relieved, but his grandson is the same age as him, but now he has not succeeded in school, and his career has not been done, just like his son and his wife, hey, children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, talk to Wu Chang, and then go to the underworld to report according to the way of black and white impermanence.

Wu Chang also knows now that the so-called death of the person is not true, in fact, it is not true, if it is calculated, after the death of the person, at least eighteen years later, it can be regarded as the real light out, in these eighteen years, you can use some real psychic people, in half of the inn and the ghost to reach a body borrowing, that is, the so-called asking rice, but after 18 years, it is really dust to dust, everything is nothing.

The general direction of the old man's funeral is Wu Chang's old bean Wu Gousheng mastered, but some trivial matters are done by the head of the village, now in the countryside, each village basically has a person in charge of major affairs, whether it is a happy event or a funeral are responsible for them, such a person in addition to being able to play, but also must have real skills, play is a point, this series of etiquette must also be understood, but also have the ability to manage, especially in the funeral, since ancient times there have been deceased, so all this must be done properly.

"Chang'er, I've been busy these days, it's going to be the New Year now, you go back and help your grandfather prepare! I'll do it here!" Wu Gousheng took the time to call Wu Chang aside, and slowly instructed, at this time, the two of them were wearing filial piety clothes, the seventh uncle and grandfather had a son and a grandson, and there were no brothers and sisters, this filial son was kneeling in the mourning hall, and the grandson was kneeling outside the gate, and the rest was that he was busy, and it stands to reason that Wu Chang should go to the kneeling shed, but he is now sixteen years old and older, so no one asked him to do it.

Wu Gousheng looked at his son, sighed and said, "Chang'er, whether you go to school or not in the future, you have to learn this etiquette, don't ...... Don't be like you, don't understand anything, do you hear?"

"I know, Dad, when did your son disgrace you outside?" Wu Chang said indifferently, I don't know if it was Wu Tian's strength or black and white impermanence in the final exam, he actually won the first place in the school and the third place in the city, but the old man was so happy, the depression of the last parent-teacher meeting was all lost, this time Wu Chang did not do badly, at least better than Li Can, so now he is more and more satisfied with Wu Chang.

Wu Gousheng kicked Wu Chang and scolded with a smile: "Don't be poor, go back quickly, don't talk to your sister all day long, help your mother, fight when you meet, I really don't know if one of you was a cat and one was a mouse in your last life!"

"Hehe, listen to Dad, good men don't fight with evil women! I'll go back......" After speaking, he turned around and ran away with a smile, the seventh uncle and grandfather only went to the eighty and two, it was considered a joy and mourning in the countryside, but there were not so many taboos, Wu Gousheng shouted after him: "Drive slowly......"

Wu Chang didn't reply, waved his hand and said, "I'll run back, the key is in your pocket!"

"This kid, the ...... in a hurry" Wu Gousheng shook his head with a smile, and didn't say much, he was still busy here, so he showed up, and the head of Li Village came up, and said in a rough voice: "Teacher Wu, where are all these cigarettes, it's time to use cigarettes!"

Wu Gousheng sighed and said, "Fourth uncle, you wait, I'll let someone get it, and I'll ......be there right away."

"The cook is here, have you prepared the materials, how many tables have you counted?"

Wu Gousheng nodded, wiped his face, and replied: "It's almost enough to open twenty tables, eight tables for neighbors, five tables for relatives and friends, five tables for help, twenty tables is enough!"

"Okay, I'll go first, the one who tore the filial piety coat, Li Laosan, hurry up, the filial piety hat is in a hurry, everyone will be good in a while, the old brother is not low, are the red tassels and blue tassels ready?"

Wu Gousheng rubbed his brain, shook it vigorously, and sighed, this is almost a mess......

Wu Chang played a small practice of martial arts, and his foot strength was naturally different from ordinary people, but he also ran for nearly twenty minutes to get to his own village, Wu Zhai is not big in this area, and the population can only be regarded as medium, and there are a total of three people in the village, filial piety, etiquette, Xian three rooms, Wu Chang this room is a virtuous room, the least number of people in the three rooms, but it is the highest status, there is no other reason, one is the patriarch in this room, the other is a few capable people in this room, Wu Chang's grandfather, used to be the village party secretary, naturally this majesty is still there, this third, naturally is Wu Chang's Nuwa legacy, the disaster of the past ten years, the rest of the places are boiling, smoky miasma, but Wu Zhai is still clear and clear, visible in general.

Before he entered the stockade, there was a gust of wind in his ears, and then he heard a loud shout: "Good thief, are you not going to die?" Hearing this, Wu Chang's body froze, jumped up, and stretched out his hand, but he grabbed a void, and dropped something under his feet, Wu Chang's eyes widened, and he hurriedly withdrew, sideways, and narrowly avoided it.

"Fan Jian, you slut, you said you would throw it to the right, why did you throw it to the left?" Wu Chang opened his mouth to scold, his foot fell to the ground, but he stepped on the wooden stick, his foot slipped, and he almost fell, but Fan Jian over there was unforgiving, and continued to attack a few sticks, which made Wu Chang embarrassed several times, Wu Chang was ruthless, kicked away the wooden stick from Fan Jianwu, picked it up, and picked up the wooden stick on the ground.

Fan Jian saw that Wu Chang was embarrassed to deal with it, and laughed: "Yes, who asked you to show me a face at school?

Wu Chang swept the stick and blocked it, and with a bang, he bounced Fan Jian back, picked up the stick and pointed at Fan Jian, and said with a cold face: "Make it clear first, otherwise I'll let you know why the flowers are so red!"

Fan Jian didn't listen, seeing that he was knocked back by Wu Chang, dancing with a stick, and playing all the things he had learned before, this was okay at first, Wu Chang followed the stick method according to the stick routine, but Fan Jian became more and more scoundrel, Wu Chang snorted, and the movements in his hands were much faster, Fan Jian gradually couldn't resist it, his hand was a flower, and the wooden stick in his hand was picked off by Wu Chang, Fan Jian was a little dumbfounded, but his reaction was not slow, and he immediately squatted on the ground with his head in his hand, and shouted in a low voice: "Boss, spare your life, don't fight, don't fight! Kill!"

Wu Chang is full of black lines in his head, this Fan Jian is really, why did Wu Zhai come out with this goods? Raised a stick and knocked Fan Jian's head, and said angrily: "Come on, I won't beat you, what kind of evil did I commit today, I know it's not my opponent!"

"Aha?" Fan Jian stared at Wu Chang with his eyes, and when he saw Wu Chang raise his hand, he hurriedly hugged his head: "You forgot it so quickly? It's great to be famous? It's great to be the first in the exam? You are really a noble person who forgets things!"

Don't listen any further, Wu Chang also knows what's going on, this Fan Jian grew up with himself wearing a pair of pants since he was a child, the difference between the two is not a few days, this kid is never in tune, he talks crazy when he is fine, the two families are also cousins, Wu Chang's temper is not bad, he can naturally tolerate this bastard boy, but who is Wu Tian? It is all the negative emotions on Wu Chang's body, how can he stand this kid, so he will definitely give this kid a look, but according to this kid's temperament, he shouldn't endure it for so long? This kid never holds grudges, and usually takes revenge on the spot!

"Okay, go to my house!" Wu Changti slipped up Fan Jian, and said angrily and funny: "My brain was buzzing some time ago, you don't know me, when you encounter troubles, you like to be quiet alone, you kid is chattering, with a sparrow Yes, okay, I'll apologize to you, okay?"

As soon as Fan Jian heard Wu Chang's apology, he immediately came back to life, staring at Wu Chang with a pair of eyes blazing, and smiled: "I'm not really angry, but you kid is really powerful, you have been silent for two months and actually took the third place in the city, my brother served, from the end of the winter vacation, I also retreated for two months, and tried to be the first in the class, ah, where is this?"

Whew-Wu Chang kicked Fan Jian fiercely, rolled his eyes and said, "My family, forget it, get out of yours, I'll go to you when I have a good meal!"

"It's okay to go to your house, is the eldest sister at home? I won't go if she's at home!" Fan Jian looked at Wu Chang with a scared face, his eyes were full of deep jealousy, Wu Chang looked funny: "She is your own cousin, how can she eat your drops?" Besides, you have also practiced martial arts, but my sister has never touched this thing. ”

Fan Jian shrank his head and whispered angrily: "Is it useful to know martial arts?

"What did you say?"

"It's nothing? I said that the boss is wise and martial, martial arts and Wentao, and the waves are endless, and he will never talk about it, and he will talk about the world ......."

Wu Chang only had a sanitary ball left in his eyes, kicked Fan Jian away, and went home, the size of the two of them did not match Wu Shu's eight characters, but Wu Chang was okay, that was Wu Shu's own brother, it was not an exaggeration, Fan Jian was different, as the saying goes, a table is three thousand miles, he bullied Wu Chang since he was a child, Wu Shu didn't give him a good face, and then Wu Chang practiced martial arts, if he dared to say something disrespectful to Wu Shu, Wu Chang could chase him for three days, so although Fan Jian had a good relationship with Wu Chang's family, he didn't deal with Wu Shu.

Wu Chang's home is in the back village, so Wu Chang walked for a while before arriving home, Wu Chang's door is an open space, Wu Chang's grandfather and great-grandfather have nothing to do, and they actually made a greenhouse, which grows some vegetables, fruits and the like, and can eat some every winter, at this time these two old men are taking the old men and old ladies in the village to visit inside, and the young people in the village are either going out to work or settling in other places, leaving these left-behind old people, thanks to Wu Chang's grandfather and great-grandfather, so that they have more fun on weekdays.

"Grandfather, grandfather, third father, fifth grandfather, sixth grandfather, second grandmother, fourth aunt, third grandfather......" Wu Chang entered the greenhouse and shouted for a long time before he had a chance to breathe and speak: "Give me a cucumber to eat!"

"Don't you see that you are busy? Take it yourself, young people now, don't bother to do anything!" Wu Chang's grandfather, the ancestor who is more than ninety years old this year, shook his head and sighed tremblingly, this old ancestor's body is good, but as soon as he sees Wu Chang, he pretends to be weak, and then he practices Tai Chi with Wu Chang when he is free, and every time Wu Chang has to be abused physically and mentally exhausted.

Wu Chang didn't say much, he smiled, picked a few tender cucumbers, small tomatoes, took a few small kumquats, picked a few small peppers, went back to scrambled eggs to eat, didn't wait for the old lady to scold, a harrier turned over, jumped out, but hit a person headlong, Wu Chang secretly said that it was not good, but he didn't want to be a good body, and suddenly he didn't listen to the call, and the cucumber and tomato in his hand were half less.

"Sister, if you don't bring this, if you want to eat it, don't you go back and pick it yourself?"

The fruits and vegetables grown by the old lady are pure green, pollution-free and pollution-free, Wu Shu rubbed against himself, opened his mouth to eat, and said vaguely in his mouth: "The old lady is partial, never let me pick it, saying that I don't have a light or heavy hand, look at you, even the rattan is torn off, and he never says a word about you." ”

Although the old lady said that she was more than ninety, she was deaf and blind, and when she heard Wu Shu say bad things about him, she snorted angrily: "You little girl, dare to arrange the master again, see how I clean you up!"

Wu Shu stuck out his little tongue towards the old man, but he didn't care, but the greenhouse couldn't get in, and he didn't know what the old lady did, unmarried girls just couldn't get in, the old lady always said that there were all old people, and the unmarried girls were too congenital yin, afraid of clashes with the old men and old ladies, whether it was true or false, anyway, most people were willing to believe this.

Wu Chang was too lazy to listen to their grandfather's and grandson's disputes, and went home first with the few cucumbers and tomatoes left, not wanting Wu Shu to follow behind and go in, Wu Chang looked at Wu Shu with a vigilant face, hugged the things tightly and asked, "What are you doing here?" I haven't had breakfast yet, I want my mother to eat noodles!"

"Who robbed you and my car?" Wu Shu said while Wu Chang was not paying attention, and snatched a cucumber again, Wu Chang grinned angrily: "Say it's okay not to rob it!

"I'm not strong, I'm stealing, hurry up, where is my car, I'm going out!" Wu Shu said with a little sneer, squinting his eyes, rattling cucumbers, Wu Chang saw her like this, and immediately deflated: "Only villains and women are difficult to raise!"

Wu Shu smiled and said indifferently: "I don't want you to raise it, hurry up, hurry up, I want to go out!"

Wu Chang hung his head and replied weakly: "It's not open, Lao Dou is kept, and he said that he would pull the seventh uncle and grandfather to be cremated, hehe...... Ahem...... You don't know, the seventh uncle and grandfather died last night, and his eyes were so wide......"

"Ahh

Wu Chang looked at Wu Shu speechlessly, his face twitched as he watched her triumphantly take the last tomato from his hand, and he picked it so hard, but it was all gone!

"Don't look like you're crying, I didn't take any of the money oranges in your trouser pocket!" Wu Chang was completely speechless, that little orange was used to play, how could it be eaten?