Chapter 21 Tanabata Peony Blossoms II

Just when Wu Chang was stunned, the soul of the prostitute quietly left the body, bare body, revealing a big white buttocks, and was about to jump out of the window, Wu Chang's eyes were quick, and he grabbed him, eyebrows and medical skills, and his eyes were round and shouted: "Bold little ghost, when you see impermanence, you should still run away privately, and you are not afraid of being punished in the eighteenth layer of hell?"

As soon as the prostitute was arrested, he subconsciously covered his bottom first, Wu Chang sneered, and said disdainfully: "Just what do you cover with that little earthworm, it's really shameless, and you still learn from others to even count girls!" Wu Chang glanced at the three women hiding in the corner, the outermost one, blonde hair and blue eyes, at first glance is not a native, a white skin as if it has been painted; the one in the middle has purple hair, her head is buried between her legs, Wu Chang can't see her face, but this has purple hair, and the whole world is estimated to have it; the innermost one has Wu Chang down, the whole body is black, like a piece of black charcoal, Wu Chang stared at the prostitute a little strangely, this guy has a really heavy taste.

"I have the amulet, you...... You...... You can't arrest me and go to hell, the fortune teller said, I can still ascend, I will go to heaven, and the true God's Allah will bless me!" The prostitute was completely incoherent, staring at Wu Chang with a panicked expression, but his face was red and red after being scolded by Wu Chang before, and he still hasn't recovered yet.

Wu Chang snorted, crooked his mouth and said: "I don't care if you are a true god or Allah, on this ground, labor and management say it, go to heaven or go to hell That is the Jade Emperor and the Emperor Xudu discussed it, and the others are scum! Since you are dead, then go to the underworld to be judged, the door of life and death-"

"Wait, I'm not dead, I'm not dead, the fortune teller said, I will be promoted at the end of the year, you see, I have amulets, I have a lot, you see, Maoshan, Buddhism, Taoism, Christianity, Islam, I have them, I won't die!" The prostitute suddenly took out a variety of different amulets from his pocket, Wu Chang glanced at it, but there were really a few with some mana on it.

Wu Chang looked at the prostitute like an idiot, and said coldly: "The king of Hades let you die in the third watch, even if the Buddha and Jesus himself came, no one could help you to the fifth watch, labor and management are cultural people, and they don't like to be rude, do you want me to throw you in or kick you in?"

"Ah, I didn't kill you, I didn't kill you......" Wu Chang didn't expect this prostitute to be so bold, and actually caught the blonde and blue-eyed woman's soul in front of him, the woman's body was struggling as if she was crazy, Wu Chang saw that the woman's body was not extinct, and knew that the king of Hades did not want to take that person's life, so he was not very worried, but the woman's soul was also bare, Wu Chang's face was flushed, regardless of looking directly.

"Haha-" The prostitute suddenly laughed wildly, kissed the woman on the face, and said with a hideous face: "I didn't expect the famous impermanence master to be a little white, as the saying goes, if the peony flower dies, it is also a ghost, even if I die, I am also a merry ghost!"

Wu Chang was blushing by his smile and his neck was thick, and he just wanted to make a move, but he didn't expect the prostitute to buckle the woman's neck, the scene of ghosts killing ghosts, Wu Chang has not seen it, but he didn't expect that this time there would be ghosts who would dare to do such stupid things in front of impermanence, stared at him coldly and asked: "You are a policeman, that's all you can?"

"Policeman?haha, what did I get for all my hard work? Hmph-" The prostitute somehow became a little crazy, and grabbed the woman's neck harder, but he forgot that they were both ghosts, and their breathing was no longer important, and the only way to kill the soul was to smash the three souls and seven spirits and make them disappear between heaven and earth, and it was obvious that these were not something that he could do as a newly dead imp.

"Actually, I really want to ask, how did you die? I really can't figure it out, you are playing high, why did you swallow a gun and commit suicide?" Wu Chang finally couldn't help but ask, to be honest, to say that this person's thinking jumped too fast.

The prostitute blushed, and said indignantly: "It's not to blame these stinky girls, TM has no pleasure after finding three, labor and management want to use guns to stimulate stimulation and do something difficult, but who knows, today I TM actually forgot, today the bullet is loaded The key is TM's I actually forgot to take insurance, nm I died unjustly, who is it? It's you, no, which stinky bitch made the labor-management show swallow the gun? Labor and management are going to collapse her!"

Eh, Wu Chang was a little dumbfounded, a strong step forward, his right hand clasped the prostitute's arm, and with a pull of his left hand, the woman's soul was sent back into the body, and the soul could not leave the body for more than a quarter of an hour, which was delayed with delay, and it had been ten minutes, so Wu Chang did not dare to delay.

"The door of life and death!" Wu Chang folded the soul of the prostitute into squares, ran into the door of life and death vigorously, and shouted loudly: "Brother Niu Tou and Ma Mian, the express delivery has arrived, put it away!"

The police arrived soon, but Wu Chang could obviously see the surprise on the faces of the police officers who came in, especially when he saw the prostitute swallowing a gun and committing suicide everywhere, covering his mouth and almost throwing up, but the policeman was also calm, so he let the three women put on clothes and take them out, closed the door and worked alone inside.

Wu Chang frowned and stared at the policeman, when he saw him take out a police uniform again, his face showed a look of surprise again, he didn't expect that there were spare clothes, but as a policeman, he was so open-minded and destroyed the scene of the crime, wasn't he afraid of sharing responsibility? Or could he already ignore the laws and regulations unscrupulously?

Wu Chang suddenly felt a chill in his heart, he didn't expect the policeman to have a sinister smile with a hint of conspiracy, Wu Chang felt his head buzzing, he didn't hear what the policeman said again, he just vaguely heard what martyrs he would win for him, and he would take care of his family, Wu Chang didn't know whether to be happy for the dead prostitute should be sad, this kind of disgraceful death, if he could be posthumously crowned a martyr, it would probably be the biggest joke Wu Chang had heard in his life!

Wu Chang didn't want to look at it anymore, and he didn't want to hear any more words, he turned around and just wanted to leave, when suddenly there was a fluctuation beside him, and there was a burst of music in his ears, and after a while, Emperor Xudu flashed in front of him, and said with a smile: "Brother Wu Chang, the most important thing for us is to be upright, not to be happy with things, not to be sad about ourselves, and to work hard......" As soon as the words fell, he disappeared again before Wu Chang could see clearly.

Wu Chang's body trembled, but he heard Emperor Xudu say: "Bubbly, it means that I still exist, I am a naughty soy sauce party, Brother Wu Chang, in the future, the underworld will depend on you young people......!"