The third six-three is cute, full of thorns
Update at 8 p.m.
When the owner of the noodle shop heard her say this, he breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly put the noodles in the pot, and the two covered noodles were churning together in the pot, as if there were two quilts side by side on the bed, which were squirming.
Zhang Duxue looked at the strange squirming of the bedding surface, her face suddenly turned red with shame, Tang Sen's bedding and my bedding were side by side, and they kept squirming, this ...... This picture ...... It's embarrassing......
Huh? No, if it's really that kind of relationship, it should be two people with the same bed, why two beds?
Zhang Duxue was immediately unhappy again, and really wanted to say to the boss: The two of us will eat a bun covered noodles. But this is impossible to say in any case, and can only be kept in the heart.
Tang Sen didn't notice her abnormal expression, and said with a smile: "Jade Emperor girl, it seems that you are also a good girl who is reasonable, you are very obedient to persuasion, and you don't insist on splitting the pot to cook noodles by playing the eldest lady's temper." Anyway, why didn't you come to the Nether to eat noodles when you weren't in the Heavenly Palace?"
Zhang Duxue woke up and said, "Ahem, the weather has been hot recently, and I plan to go to a subordinate's house to escape the summer, passing by here." ”
"Oh oh!" Tang Sen originally asked casually, but after listening to it, he didn't take it to heart.
Zhang Duxue suddenly thought of something, reached out and touched it in her arms, and actually took out a stack of dating tickets, gently put them on the table, and said to Tang Sen: "Mr. Tang, I recently collected some dating tickets from the hands of the maid and the fairy Chang'e, I don't know if you have any impressions?"
When Tang Sen saw it, he immediately sweated profusely: Isn't this the ten date tickets I gave to Fairy Chang'e? She promised to help me investigate whether the Jade Emperor liked me, so that I could understand what conspiracy the Heavenly Court had, why did this date ticket fall into the hands of the Jade Emperor? Could it be that Chang'e's operation failed, and now she has been arrested?
He stiffened: "That's right. This is a date ticket signed by me, because I owe some favors to Fairy Chang'e, so I ......"
"So you gave her this?" Zhang Duxue pouted, but fortunately, she was not afraid of being seen by others: "If you give her this kind of thing, it will make her have some wishful thinking, and it will also spread the influence." caused the maids in the widow to become nymphomaniac...... You're just a **palace ......"
Tang Sen Khan: Is that too heavy? I didn't do anything like that. But to put it simply, it's my fault after all, borrowing the privacy of other people's subordinates to dress up others, it's my fault, there's nothing to say.
Tang Sen had no choice but to clasp his fists and salute: "I'm really sorry, this time it's me Meng Lang, I solemnly apologize to you, and ask the Jade Emperor girl for forgiveness." That one...... Since that thing is ** Gong Gong, how about destroying them on the spot?"
What kind of nonsense to destroy? This is my treasure, and I'll have to find a chance to use it in the future. As soon as Zhang Duxue turned over the bowl in her hand, she took all the ten coupons back into her arms: "It is impossible to destroy, this is the evidence of your crime, and the widow should keep it to warn future generations...... Cough...... If someone is in a bad mood and wants to talk to someone one day, maybe they will use one. ”
Townwend: "......"
This woman is really incomprehensible, and Tang Sen almost wants to find a piece of tofu and hit it twice.
"Sir, your face will be ready soon. The boss was going to scoop Townsend's sheet of cover out of the pot.
Zhang Duxue saw that the two bedding sheets side by side were about to be scooped up. Suddenly there was a big hurry: "Stop...... It's not cooked yet, is it? Let it cook a little longer and then add it to my noodles. That's what makes it delicious. ”
The boss sweated profusely: "Miss, I have been cooking noodles by this blue pool for twenty-five years, don't I know if it's cooked or not......? Don't be a layman commanding an insider. ”
Zhang Duxue: "......"
Erlang was unhappy, and put his vicious ugly face in front of the boss, his huge eyes glared like copper bells, and he glared viciously. The boss immediately said, "Oops." I remembered that it would be better to cook it a little longer. ”
As a result, Tang Sen's noodles were obviously put into the pot first, and finally they were cooked together with Zhang Duxue's noodles, and at this time, Zhang Duxue's noodles were cooked just enough. Townsen's piece was a little soft...... He picked up the huge piece of noodles with chopsticks, took a bite in his mouth, and frowned slightly: "It tastes good, but it is a little too soft to cook, and there is a little less chewiness." ”
Zhang Duxue felt embarrassed, and didn't want to wronged Tang Sen because of her willfulness, and said: "Widows like to eat soft noodles, you ...... Give your bowl to the widow. ”
"Really?" Townsend's Khan said, "I've taken a bite." ”
"It's okay, widows don't mind. Zhang Duxue said forcefully: "Even if there are any bacteria on the place you bite, it will be wiped out by the divine power of the widow." ”
You don't mind it's strange, just now you were still saying that you don't eat noodles with men, but now you don't mind being bitten by men? The key problem is not bacteria, it's a man's saliva, right? You can wear a goof like this, Your Majesty! Erlang God was sweating profusely in the back.
Something unexpected happened, Tang Sen didn't notice this detail, he generously changed the noodle bowl with Zhang Duxue, took a bite, and then said with satisfaction: "Well, the heat of this bowl of noodles is just right, not bad, the noodles are full of toughness, excellent taste, delicious, really delicious." ”
At this time, Zhang Duxue was holding the dough that Tang Sen had bitten with chopsticks, her face was flushed, if it wasn't for the scarf mask, her face would have been seen to be shy, and she would have hit the wall and died.
"If I bite into it, it's a ...... Indirect kissing......" Zhang Duxue's careful liver jumped wildly: "Is this a bite, or a bite, or a hard bite?"
At this moment, Tang Sen suddenly spoke: "Jade Emperor girl, you have a gauze scarf on your face, how do you eat noodles? It should be taken off, so am I lucky enough to see your face?"
Zhang Duxue: "......"
Erlang God: "......"
After more than thirty seconds, Zhang Duxue said with difficulty: "Boss, please make a bag of my noodles, I want to find a place where no one is there to eat slowly." ”
Boss: "Your noodles have been boiling for a long time, they are very soft, and you still pack them to find a place where no one is there, and it will take a long time, and they will be soaked." By the way, this is not the point, the point is that there is an additional dollar packaging fee for packaging. ”
Erlang God burst into tears behind her back: Your Majesty, the road of love is really full of thorns, there are mines everywhere, and if you are not careful, you will die, and your subordinates really feel sorry for you.
Tang Sen sat in the noodle shop, eating noodles, while watching Zhang Duxue's back with the packing box gradually moving away, and he always felt that something strange was in his heart. Although there has been no news from Chang'e's side, and I don't know if the Jade Emperor likes her, she doesn't have the slightest murderous intent towards herself, which is obvious. That Tai Bai Xing, the Giant Spirit God, the Nine Yao Xingjun, the Twenty-Eight Houses and others have been trying to kill themselves, so it's really worth playing. There is also the missing Nezha, and the amnesiac Li Jing......
What was going on in Heavenly Court, Tang Sen could already vaguely guess most of it in his heart.
However, after all, the affairs of Heavenly Court have nothing to do with him, and there is no reason to mix them, dealing with the things in front of him is the key, Tang Sen finished eating the covered noodles, touched his satisfied stomach, and walked to the edge of the blue water pool.
Reciting the trick of avoiding water, he walked into the pool, and soon a waterless space like a bubble formed around him, diving towards the depths of the pool.
The water is very green, otherwise it would not be called blue water.
Townsend was surrounded by emerald green pools of water, and it felt like he had melted himself into a giant emerald.
In the middle of the dive, two big green turtles suddenly swam in front of them, and when they got closer, the two turtles stood up like people, stretched out their hands and feet in their shells, and actually held spears in their hands: "Come and stop, where are you sacred, dare to break into my Bishui Dragon Palace?"
"Oh, are the two of you the turtle soldiers of the Bishui Dragon Palace?" Tang Sen said with a smile: "My surname is Tang, my name is Sen, and I have come to visit His Royal Highness the Old Dragon King of All Saints, and I want to talk to him about some private things." ”
The two turtle soldiers looked at each other, and one of them said, "Tang Sen? Our old dragon king is not a cat or a dog. ”
Tang Sen had no choice but to say: "I was introduced by the Dragon King of the West Sea, for the sake of the Dragon King of the West Sea, please pass it on to the two of you." ”
Only then did the two turtle soldiers stand in awe: "It turned out to be someone sent by His Royal Highness the Dragon King of the West Sea, please wait a moment, we will go and spread the word." ”
The two turtle soldiers went for a while, and came back and said: "Mr. Tang, your identity has been confirmed to the Dragon King of the West Sea by phone, I heard that you are the son-in-law of the Dragon King of the West Sea, the old Dragon King is happy, saying that there have been no relatives coming to the door for many years, and his old man likes relatives and friends to move around a lot, so it is lively...... Hurry up and please. ”
Tang Sen Khan, the ghost is the son-in-law of the Dragon King of the West Sea, but ...... Xiao Bailong is with him every day, and his friendship is about to become family, so he can be regarded as a family. He followed behind the turtle soldiers, shallow and shallow towards the depths of the pool, deeper and deeper, and did not know that it was shallow to hundreds of meters underwater, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and a simple and elegant dragon palace appeared, the dragon palace did not appear to be resplendent and brilliant, but it was calm and atmospheric, with a solemn beauty, from the taste of this building, it can be seen that the old dragon of all saints is an old and serious person.
Thousands of shrimp soldiers and crabs surrounded the door, setting up a huge pomp, and some people were holding "welcome welcome" signs, garlands or something on the ground, as if to celebrate his arrival.
Tang Sen Khan said: "I'm just a small person, I can't let so many people come to greet me, right?"
The turtle soldier sweated and said, "This ...... Ahem, in fact, it's because there's another distinguished guest coming today, and this is a pomp to welcome her, and you just happened to bump into it. ”
"Oh, I see, that's good. Tang Sen smiled: "If so many people really welcome me, I can't resist it." (To be continued.) )