Chapter 10: The feeling of being pitted

There are too many things in this world that can't be explained scientifically, of course, the sixth can't give a reasonable explanation, with the help of this article, write some strange conjectures, if you have encountered or heard about the supernatural events around you, there may be the same experience here...... Why don't you come and see ...... Easy route ......"

The Jade Emperor was a little unbearable on the face of his wife and children, his hands were raised, and the tips of his ten fingers were flashing with electric light, sizzling, this Jade Emperor was the thunder god in charge of the thunder and lightning of heaven and earth before he ascended the throne, and now although he handed over this responsibility to the thunder and lightning mother, he did not fall behind in the ability to control the thunder and lightning with one hand.

Seeing this, the queen mother knew that the Jade Emperor's face could not be wiped off, so she grabbed her children and found a step for the Jade Emperor: "This black barbarian, it is really getting more and more disagreeable, if you see him next time, you will definitely be tempted by wine and delicacies, and then cut off his wine for one hundred and eighty days! Let him dry his eyes!"

The Jade Emperor snorted and said: "The next time I see him, I have to tear his bones and skin him, and then throw him into the oil pot to fry him for seven seven hundred and forty-nine days, and see if he dares to release Lao Tzu pigeons!" Although the cruel words were released, but in the end, they put away their hands, and before the couple could breathe a sigh of relief, the six girls on the side tilted their little heads and added a sentence in a daze: "Daughter remembers, my father seems to have said the same thing last time!"

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, her own sister and sister rolled their eyes helplessly, and the Jade Emperor was even more helpless, how could he have such a girl, who was in charge of dismantling his own Taiwan, Xiao Liu, Xiao Qi was the child he got when he was over the age of six, so he was doubly pampered, but Xiao Qi, who is also a twin, is smart and understanding, this sister is naturally cute, and timid as a mouse, the Jade Emperor Lord suddenly paralyzed, and looked at the Queen Mother with a wry smile......

After Hei Wuchang hurried back with Wu Chang here, Wu Chang was still in the company, and he hurriedly went with a serious face. Although Wu Chang was strange, he didn't ask much, and wandered around the company by himself.

Wu Chang is not the first time to come, but it is the first time to really look carefully at this place, the first floor is a lobby, Wu Chang looked, at least there must be two football fields as big, no wonder so many people came that day, it still seemed empty, the surrounding walls were painted with a very dull color, Wu Chang stared for a while, feeling that his soul was going to sink in, hurriedly withdrew his eyes, did not dare to delve in, there was a huge avatar every one or two meters or so, there were several acquaintances in it, such as the head of the black and white impermanence, and the white impermanence's wife, as well as the emperor of Xudu, another time ten rows, it looks like it should be ten halls of Yama, On the opposite side of the Emperor Xudu is a person who looks very similar to him, but has a long white beard, thinking that it is the Antarctic Immortal Emperor in the mouth of Black Impermanence, and there are many more, Wu Chang can't tell who it is.

There are two white jade sculptures in the lobby, the sculptures are lifelike, as if they are real people, one of them is wearing a golden phoenix robe, wearing a gilded phoenix crown, and her face is Nuwa Niangniang, a pair of autumn waves, as if people can indulge in it; "Hou Tu Niang Niang is kind-hearted, incarnated as reincarnation, feels the heavens thoroughly, and the heavens sense its sincerity, helping her cultivate the Yuan Shen, and is named the Mother of the Earth, and her status in the world is not inferior to the human race Our Lady Nuwa Niangniang.

In these days of contact, Wu Chang has already discovered that among the myths and stories recorded by human beings, some are true and false, some are all true, and some are simply reversing black and white, and there is nothing in it. After Tu Niangniang bowed, Wu Chang continued to walk to a small door on the side, and went up to the second floor, the corners of Wu Chang's mouth couldn't help twitching, the second floor was divided into two parts, one of which was directly the restaurant, and the other side was a huge warehouse, which was full of everything, as if it was a gift sent that day.

Continuing to go up to the third floor, Wu Chang found something practical, it seems to be a fluorescent screen, and there are constantly flashing images on it, like a TV, but I don't know what is on the other floor, Wu Chang can't find the entrance, he can only watch the inside flicker and flash, and then go up, it is all this kind of huge room, all the way to the eighteenth floor, it is this kind of room.

After coming down from the eighteenth floor, Wu Chang knocked on his sore legs, looked at his watch, and found that he had been shopping for four or five hours, and couldn't help complaining: "Where did this black impermanence go? It's been so long, and I haven't come back yet!"

"Hehe, Brother Wu Chang, are you in a hurry? I met two tricky souls, and I simply sent them in, hehe, no matter how fierce the ghosts are, they will be honest when they arrive in the underworld!" As soon as he thought of black impermanence, black impermanence followed Bai impermanence hand in hand, and an iron chain was divided into two spiritualist sticks, each flying towards the two of them.

Bai Wuchang also smiled when he saw Wu Chang, and greeted: "Brother Wu Chang, I'm sorry, I've kept you waiting for a long time, you black starling brother has no brains to do things, I forgot to tell you the trick of going out just now!"

Wu Chang's eyes widened when he heard this, his feelings were not deliberately left here, Bai waited, and so on, there is still this black impermanence, when will it be normal, but now he is not in the mood to care so much, and after giving Bai Wuchang a salute, he said: "In this case, please send me out, I have been out for so long, and I don't know if Wu Tian's kid has caused me trouble." ”

Bai Wuchang smiled and led Wu Chang to an office, this room, Wu Chang didn't see it just now, this office is not very big, a big bookcase, there is a boss table in front of the bookcase, there are two potted plants on both sides of the boss's desk, but it seems that the potted plant is coming from the willow tree, and there is a black sofa below, two on each side, and the one facing the boss's table is a big one, and there are two coffee tables in the middle, and nothing is placed on it, so he waved at random and said:" Brother Wu Chang, please take a seat, don't be restrained, Brother Seventh still has something to tell you. ”

Wu Chang sat down and said with a smile: "Seventh Brother has something to order, but I don't know anything now, but I really don't know what I can do?"

Hei Wuchang walked up with a wine glass in one hand and a wine jug in the other, and said with a smile: "We don't need you to do anything, just go to half an inn and stay for a few days." ”

"Half an inn?" Wu Chang looked at Hei Wuchang with a puzzled expression, and asked puzzledly, "What is that place?

Bai Wuchang took over and said: "We originally thought that we could find some psychic people in the world to join our company and work for the underworld by relying on the life and death book of Emperor Xudu, but I don't know what's going on, we can't find anyone in the life and death book we got at all, so we can only go to half of the inn to recruit people!" Bai Wuchang took the wine glass and continued: " As for half of the inn, to put it bluntly, it is between the human world and the ghost world, and the inn is reserved for the two exchanges, and the innkeeper is also an old acquaintance, maybe you should have heard that the Fuxi Emperor among the three emperors and five emperors in the world, because he is the emperor of the people, so whether it is the Jade Emperor or the Emperor of Xudu, it is difficult to manage, and the Fuxi Emperor made it clear that only psychic people in the human world can enter, and the ghosts and gods stop!"

Bai Wuchang took a sip, frowned tightly, and then said: "Now you know why I have to let you join our company, right? We can't find anyone who can trust all this, but you, you are Nuwa Niangniang's guardian clan, I thought you were just cultivating the Yuan Shen, but I didn't expect you to be able to cut the corpse out, I heard the eighth brother say, you cut out the good corpse again?"

"What's the use of that? I don't even know how to call them, and I won't take the initiative to contact them until now" Wu Chang said with a wry smile: "Besides, I don't know where the half of the inn is, what the environment is, why should I pack up and go to live?"

"In terms of environment, although you can rest assured, although it is not as good as the presidential suite, it will definitely not disappoint you, you are now one of the shareholders of our company!" said and took out a booklet from the drawer, the first one on it was written with Wu Chang's name, but this font did not seem to be his word, Wu Chang pointed to the name and smiled: " Brother Xie Qi, what are you kidding, just this name can mean that I am a shareholder of the company, this is not my signature, there is no fingerprint of mine, and there is no official seal of the company, it is not a contract at all, you keep making it like this, it has no legal effect at all!"

Bai Wuchang didn't say anything, there were words in his mouth, and after a while, he pinched a trick and popped out a word: "Go!" Wu Chang was dumbfounded, it turned out that there were not only fingerprints on it, but also ten fingers imprinted fingerprints on it, Bai Wuchang continued: "As long as your soul imprint is injected here, then you won't be able to enter half of the inn, and without the soul imprint, you won't be able to see the fingerprints." ”

"So advanced!" Wu Chang's eyes lit up, but then he was stunned for a moment, and asked carefully: "What do you mean by the soul mark just now? Is this a labor contract or a letter of sale?"

This question made Bai Wuchang stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically: "Is there any difference in this? Isn't signing a labor contract equivalent to selling oneself? Besides, being able to cultivate the Tao and become an immortal and live forever is something that many people dream of, and will anyone refuse?"

"Damn, it's really a betrayal? Hey, you drunk me, and then signed a deed of sale for me, this is illegal, I want to sue you, you hurry up, cross out the name for me, otherwise don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people, I said how can there be such a good thing, a quarter of the shares, and 20,000 oceans a month, Lao Tzu will not do it, I deserve to be a good person, what kind of immortal!" Wu Chang's heart tightened, and he became angry, suddenly thinking that he was still in other people's territory, and his life was still in other people's hands, and his tone couldn't help but weaken: "Seventh brother, you said that we are good brothers, but you are not kind, stick a knife in your brother's back, I know my rights, you didn't tell me your obligations at all, and I didn't care if I could bear it, so let me sign the contract, this is ...... It's not fair!"

Hei Wuchang's face turned dark, and he said with gloom: "Whoever signs his name will never be able to leave, you are now a nominal official of the prefecture, hurry up and prepare and take office!"

"The name of the underworld?" As soon as Wu Chang heard these four words, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, but he couldn't catch it, and he almost cried out in a hurry: "You don't bring this, I'...... I'm looking for you to provoke you, I'm just showing people the way, I don't know anything, you're not...... Isn't there a spell that can erase people's memories? You can erase it, as long as you don't erase it as an idiot, love how much you want, please let me go back?"

"Isn't it good to be an immortal? Why don't you want to be an immortal? Flying into the sky, turning stones into gold, calling for wind and rain, boundless mana, immortality, don't you yearn for it?" Bai Wuchang tilted his head and asked very suspiciously.

Wu Chang smiled bitterly twice, and muttered: "What's so good about becoming an immortal? I keep the rules of heaven all day long, I can't do this or that, I will be demoted and suffer if I don't pay attention, the most important thing is that I am a pure old man, I am not married, my old bean and my mother have not yet held their grandson, my grandfather and grandmother have not been in the same house for four generations, my great-grandfather is over ninety, can you bear to let him send a white-haired person to a black-haired person?"

"What are you talking about?" Hei Wuchang slapped Wu Chang's head, snorted his mouth and said: "Let you be a ghost, not let you die, do you think whoever wants to enter our company can enter, and when you find someone, everyone must enter the internship, and those who fail the internship will have to get out!"

Wu Chang's eyes lit up, but he didn't want Bai Wuchang to suddenly add: "Of course, except for you, we always have to take care of Nuwa Niangniang's face, and besides, the Hundred Flowers Fairy has also explained, and we have to take care of you." ”

"I don't want to take care of it!" Wu Chang shouted in his heart, but his mouth was not so untouched, and he said with a smile: "Seventh brother, you see that I am just a high school student who has just gone out, my grades are a mess, my character is not good, and I am less than half a bottle of work, for the honor of our company, for the glorious image of Difu, for the face of Nuwa Niangniang and the Hundred Flowers Fairy, for the future of the two of you, you can let me go!"

Hei Wuchang made a face, and shouted angrily: "Do you think you are a fart? Just let it go! This makes it clear that such a good condition, why don't you open up? I said good brother...... Hei Wuchang slapped his ass next to Wu Chang, grabbed Wu Chang with a sad face, and explained: " Our work is very simple, now there are fewer monks and more porridge, so I and Brother Qi are busy with our feet not touching the ground, and when there are more of us, one person will be in charge of a small city, and there are only a few things a month, which is very easy, and not only do we have money to earn, but also practice the exercises, even if it is low, after a hundred years, we can avoid the pain of reincarnation, right? With money, what can't we do? right?"

Bai Wuchang also said on the side: "Who said that cultivators can't get married? Didn't you see that Emperor Xudu and the Jade Emperor all came over with their families that day? It's me, didn't you just see the seventh sister-in-law in the morning?" Bai Wuchang paused and said: "Cultivators may be slower to reproduce, at least a thousand years, but you can get married before cultivating, the Jade Emperor is like this, you see that their family has become immortals!"

Wu Chang listened a little moved, no one wants to die, the temptation of immortality, not to mention that he is an ordinary person, even those famous overlords in history are also flocking to him, Qin Shi Huang, Tang Taizong, Yongzheng Emperor, which one is not, and, listening to these words, it seems that there is really a feeling that a chicken dog has ascended to heaven, but the more he thinks about this matter, the more he feels like a nest!