Chapter 17 Jianghu Forum
Mother-in-law Youdu said, "You're welcome, let's go quickly." After speaking, the three monsters of Youdu and Miaoshan, holding the Taihang Three Heroes, rushed to the ghost city of Youdu.
Along the way, in order to avoid encountering people from the Fairy Tale Villa, the mother-in-law of Youdu carefully disguised the three heroes of Taihang.
After putting on their disguise masks, they turned into three crippled ugly women in the countryside.
Miao Shan couldn't help but want to laugh when he looked at the appearance of the three heroes of Taihang after their disguise, but thinking that they had a great grudge against the Peerless Gate, he straightened his face and forcibly held back his smile.
Mother-in-law Youdu said, "How is it, my disguise technique is not bad, right?"
Miao Shan nodded frequently and said, "It's really great, but my appearance is also very conspicuous, I don't know, what did you disguise me into?"
The mother-in-law said: "Of course I changed you into a man!"
As she spoke, she looked at Miao Shan's facial features and face shape, and from the one-foot-square box she was carrying, she took out a piece of plastic skin that was slightly darker than Miao Shan's complexion, trimmed and compared, and pasted it on Miao Shan's face.
When the three heroes of Taihang looked at Miaoshan again, they couldn't help but look straight in their eyes.
Miao Sun blushed and quickly turned her head.
The three heroes of Taihang gave a thumbs up and exclaimed: "Mother-in-law Youdu's disguise technique is really first-class, it can mix our Taihang Three Heroes into a country ugly girl, and can also turn Miaoshan into a handsome man." Admire, admire, admire. ”
The mother-in-law of Youdu glanced at them, and said coldly: "Don't shoot my ass here, if you don't want to die, just be your disabled ugly woman in the countryside and go to Youdu with us." Even if you see Sleeping Beauty and the Witch with a Thousand Faces on the road, you are not allowed to show a trace of your feet, and you are not even allowed to shout a word of master and uncle. Otherwise, my mother-in-law will definitely dismantle your Taihang Three Heroes into eight pieces, and there will be no mercy. ”
When Taihang Sanxia heard this, he just nodded incessantly, and said, "Yes, yes, what my mother-in-law said is reasonable, we will never be stupid enough to kill ourselves." ”
Mother-in-law Youdu sneered: "It's good to know, now you have to learn to be silent, and don't talk nonsense if you have nothing to do." ”
The three heroes of Taihang said in unison: "Then let's go to the toilet and urinate! Do you want to talk?"
Mother-in-law Youdu said angrily: "Don't play poor, of course you can say these things, except for these things, other useless words, don't say anything, you have to ask you, you can answer." ”
"Yes, yes, yes. ”
The three heroes of Taihang responded.
Follow the mothers-in-law and walk all the way to the northwest.
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.................................................................................... They were a group of seven and had crossed three mountains, seven rivers, eight forests, and three towns.
...... Rain or shine, day and night.
Along the way, they pretended to be a group of dirty fleeing villagers, picking wild fruits on the road, and begging from passers-by and houses.
It's almost the same as a beggar.
The three heroes of Taihang are disabled and have suffered a lot on the way.
They are accustomed to being powerful and blessed, but suddenly they want to be so low, they are ridiculed, they have to pretend to be ugly women, and they have to suffer from this trek.
Sometimes, I couldn't help but be angry, and I wanted to vent it several times.
But when I thought of the tragic situation of being dismantled by my mother-in-law in Youdu, I suddenly lost my anger in my heart.
They walked for more than ten days in a row, except for the noon of the day and the occasional sleep, the rest of the time they were on the road.
On the eleventh day, the seven of them ran for dozens of miles, and saw a small restaurant on the side of the road in front of them.
Immediately went into the store to beg.
Mother-in-law Youdu said to the three heroes of Taihang: "Everyone has been running all morning, it looks like they are tired and hungry, you go and ask for some food." ”
When the three heroes of Taihang heard this, they were quite aggrieved and said: "We can't beg!"
Mother-in-law Youdu said angrily: "We went to beg a few days ago, why, let you beg for food today, you don't want to Mo?"
The expressions on the faces of the three heroes of Taihang became even more embarrassed, and they said in embarrassment: "It's not that we refuse to agree, it's really nothing to beg for food, but our three brothers just can't pull their faces! We really can't beg for food!"
The young woman of Youdu glanced at them and said, "Well, it turns out that you don't know how to beg, okay, let's continue on the road, and after this time, we will go to Youdu in one go." No more begging for food, no rest, no sleep!"
As he spoke, the three monsters of Youdu and Miao Shan glanced at each other, and they were about to move forward!
The three heroes of Taihang were already grunting with hunger in their stomachs, and when they heard this, they hurriedly said: "We are already hungry, how can we go on again?"
Youdu's mother-in-law said: "Since you are already hungry, then hurry up and beg for food, less bargaining, one step later, we really have to hurry?!"
As soon as they said this, they saw a group of people talking in a low voice under the tent outside the restaurant.
Miao Shan looked over and saw four men with sharp blades on their waists and red soap on their waists, gathered around a table in the corner of the east wall.
Drinking and eating while talking.
Thereinto.
A young man said: "This time, the fairy tale villa really showed his face, I didn't expect that in one day, the famous stunning gate would be destroyed in one fell swoop, and its head was also arrested." ”
Another "one-eyed dragon" who was blind in one left eye
, said: "This is indeed incredible, it is said that there are more than 600 martial arts people who came to the Peerless Gate to celebrate his birthday that day, among them, there are many first-class martial arts masters, but, alas, even so, they have not been able to resist the attack of the Fairy Tale Mountain Villa after all!"
Another silver-faced and long-bearded old man said: "That's right, the martial arts high-rollers who come to the Stunning Gate to celebrate their birthdays are all among the best characters, but it's a pity that half of them have become subordinates of Fairy Tale Villa." They mingled among the guests, and at the critical moment, they finally showed their skills and destroyed the real birthday greeter. When everyone heard this, they all nodded yes. Another middle-aged man with a slightly chubby figure said: "Yes, even the guests of Shaolin Wudang Emei and the Wuyue Sword Sect will not be spared." And died tragically under the deadly kiss of the Sleeping Beauty's deadly rabbit!" The "one-eyed dragon" continued: "Exactly, if it weren't for the deadly rabbit to show his skills, with the three hundred subordinates of Fairy Tale Mountain Villa, he would not have been able to kill the masters of the top thirteen sects at all. The young man said: "I think it's the same, if it weren't for the help of the Death Rabbit, don't say that the three hundred masters, even if they add the owner Sleeping Beauty and the deputy owner Thousand-Faced Witch, they will never be able to kill these thirteen masters so easily." "The three monsters of Miaoshan and Youdu secretly claimed to be in their hearts when they heard it. The mother-in-law of Youdu urged the three heroes of Taihang to beg for food from the restaurant owner. They were still standing and listening. I only heard the young man say again: "I heard that the owner of the fairy tale villa, Sleeping Beauty, not only kills people without blinking, but also surpasses the stunning old man in appearance, and is the best in the world." At the same time, she is still a big female demon in the middle of the year!" The one-eyed dragon said, "How can you see it?" The young man said: "On the day that the sleeping beauty was executed to the color gate, not only did she capture the stunning old man, but also escorted a young disciple of the beauty gate back to the villa. It is said that the male disciple of the Peerless Sect who was escorted back was named Tiancheng. is a beautiful boy who is full of pride and is not afraid of death. Sleeping Beauty fell in love with this young man, and together with Lust, she turned this young man into a temporary husband. Hehe, this young man's blessing is really not small, and there are such beautiful things in the world. Hehe, why can't I touch this kind of peach blossom luck?!The young man swallowed saliva when he said this, and he looked full of loss. The silver-faced and long-bearded old man suddenly snorted and said, "Liu Er, just with your crooked and cracked jujube virtue, I won't want you to lift shoes to other sleeping beauties!" The young man's face turned red and he didn't say anything anymore. The slightly chubby middle-aged man said: "This kind of female devil who kills people without blinking, does not be her temporary husband, I see it and is at ease, and I am afraid that I don't know when, I will be bitten by her deadly rabbit, or stabbed by her silver needle, if that is the case, I will go to the western sky, wouldn't I be wronged if I don't die?!"