Seventy-sixth cute, splitting the mountain to save the mother
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Although the black shadow was light and fast, how could it hide the eyes of Sun Wukong, the demon king who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, she turned over and sat up, and whispered in Tang Sen's ear: "There is a situation." ”
Tang Sen nodded, and also said in a low voice: "I feel it too...... But I don't feel like it's coming at anyone. ”
Sun Wukong chuckled: "It doesn't seem to be coming at us, come over and take a look." She reached out and grabbed Townsen's arm, dragging him towards him.
The black shadow scurried in front, and the two followed behind, and within a few seconds, they came to the fire where the handsome guys and beauties were sleeping, and slowly approached the handsome guys and beauties......
Tang Sen frowned: "Could it be that where did the monster come from and want to secretly catch someone to eat?"
At this time, the black shadow had already approached a beautiful woman, because it was relatively close to the fire, the firelight finally reflected the black shadow's face, Tang Sen fixed his eyes, I wiped, it was actually Zhu Bajie. I saw that this guy showed a smiling face dripping with saliva, and he looked like a middle-aged uncle, stretched out an extremely evil hand and touched the breasts of the beauty.
The beautiful woman slept soundly, unaware of the approaching danger. turned over in her sleep and showed her face, it turned out to be Li Si, she is also a relatively high-grade one in the group of beauties, and in human society, she can be regarded as a goddess.
"Hey, hey, dear Miss Li Si, I'll take your crispy breasts......" Zhu Bajie's bad hand stretched out closer and closer, and she was about to touch Li Si's chest.
"Damn, a dark shadow scurried in the camp in the middle of the night, and I thought it was the guy from Heaven who came again, but it turned out to be this nameless female pervert. Townsend was furious, flew up and kicked over.
Zhu Bajie's mind was all on Li Si, her head was congested, and she didn't pay attention to the surrounding environment, Tang Sen kicked over, she didn't dodge or dodge, she was kicked in the face, and flew out with a spinning horizontally. Before a scream could be issued, Sun Wukong pounced on her from behind, covered her mouth, dragged her into the grass and beat her violently.
After Tang Sen kicked Zhu Bajie away, his body was suspended for 0.00001 seconds in a strange volley kick action, and then he began to fall. Flying kicks are not something that everyone can play well, and they must go through long-term training to ensure that they can land safely after kicking......
Townsend clearly didn't train!
He lost his balance and fell downward, his buttocks hit the ground first with a pop, his arms spread horizontally, and his left hand was so clever that he grabbed Li Si's chest......
Li Si felt that someone was touching him, and immediately woke up, rubbed his eyes, and saw that it was Tang Sen. In the middle of the night, the third watch was attacked on the chest, she was not angry, but happy, and reached out to hug Tang Sen: "Master Tang Seng, it turns out that you also like me......?" You don't have to come to me so secretly, just tell me generously that people are willing to ......."
Tang Lin Khan: "No, it's not like this!"
Before he could explain, Li Si's delicate red lips were printed against his mouth.
Damn, you're not an otaku, don't think about snatching my kiss. Tang Sen struggled to push Li Si away, turning over and trying to sit up. Unexpectedly, the two of them moved too much, and they had already woken up several beauties next to them, and the women rubbed their eyes and said, "Huh, Master Tang Seng, what are you doing?"
"No...... It's nothing!" Li Si actually rushed to the front and explained: "We didn't do anything. ”
"Wow, you said it wasn't a ...... Li Si, you crazy woman, don't want to monopolize Master Tang Seng. Several beauties pounced at the same time, and several small mouths were imprinted on Townsen's face at the same time. This commotion woke up more beauties......
Tang Sen was in a cold sweat, how could it be good to go on like this? If you don't do it, you won't be able to keep your chastity, if you change a group of otaku girls to do this, Tang Sen is absolutely elated, and he will not be soft when he takes them all, but what is a group of current women? You can't ask for it.
Tang Sen jumped up with a carp, and his feet seemed to make a slight step, and a few dodges escaped from the encirclement of the beauties and flashed into the bushes.
In the woods, Sun Wukong was pressing Zhu Bajie to the ground and beating him, Tang Sen ran past the two of them, and shouted urgently: "Flash, it's terrifying......"
"What's there to be afraid of?" Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were surprised.
Before the two of them could figure out what was going on, Tang Sen had already run away, only to see the bushes parting, and a group of beauties pounced, Sun Wukong was taken aback, and quickly dodged sideways, but Zhu Bajie was lying on the ground and didn't have time to hide, and the beauties' feet stepped on Zhu Bajie's body one after another......
"Ah...... It's so cool! The beautiful woman's feet are stepping on me......"
"Ah, step on ...... again"
"Go ahead...... It's so cool......"
Zhu Bajie made a strange sound while being stepped on...... After a long while, after all the beauties had run past, her voice slowly weakened.
Sun Wukong picked up a branch and gently stabbed Sister Zhu on the ground, only to see that she was covered with footprints and her face was flushed, and it seemed that she was so crooked that she was almost about to ascend to heaven.
"Alas, dig a pit and bury this goods!" Sun Wukong sighed.
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The next day, when the sky was bright, when everyone got up to cook the old meal, they saw Tang Sen with a tired face and two panda eyes......
Xiao Bai Longqi said: "Brother Tang Sen, haven't you slept?"
Tang Sen shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Under the siege and interception of a group of frenzied women, it is strange that you can sleep." And...... The women ran into the ravine to round me up, and when they got lost, they couldn't find their way back, so I carried them back one by one...... Is this a cheat or not?"
In the end, Townsend still failed to escape the poisonous hands of the beauties, and when they came back with their backs, the beauties took the opportunity to leave one kiss mark after another on the back of Townsen's neck socket...... As a result, the back of the neck was red with a large patch, and countless lipstick marks.
Breakfast was a bit difficult, the more than 100 handsome guys and beauties rescued from the character garden did not carry dry food, Tang Seng took out all the instant noodles and luncheon meat carried in the bag and cooked them, and each person could only eat a little...... In this way, there is nothing to eat for lunch.
Fortunately, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie both have great skills, Tang Sen took a few big bills to them, and let the two of them go to Gao Laozhuang in the clouds, and bought back several large bags of food in less than half an hour, and assigned a few handsome guys with clear eyebrows and tiger backs to carry them, and ate for a few days, until they walked out of Huangfengling.
Everyone stayed overnight, desperately hurried during the day, and staged a big battle to "prevent Zhu Bajie from sneaking up on beauties" at night, and also to carry out a big battle to "prevent Tang Sen from being attacked by beautiful women", and the joyful laughter echoed in Huangfengling until they walked out of the mountain......
What no one knows is that at this time, there is a three-eyed little Lori in Huangfengling, who is leading a group of heavenly soldiers and generals to circle in the cave.
"Lord Erlangshen, we can fly, why do we have to drill into the cave?" asked Liuding Liujia cautiously.
Erlang God snorted: "Don't you blame that guy Lingji Bodhisattva? A few days ago, I saw her levitating in the sky, of course we can't fly in the sky, in case she sees her and asks what we are doing, is it difficult to say to her that we are here to catch and marry relatives? That will definitely cause discord between the Heavenly Court and the Great Leiyin Temple...... In order to avoid diplomatic problems, we had to hide in a cave and drill into it. ”
Liuding Liujia suddenly realized: "I see...... Then I would like to ask, why this cave has not been drilled out for three days? I always feel that the surrounding stone walls are a bit familiar. ”
Erlang God pursed his mouth, thought seriously for a long time and said, "Ahem...... I now have something to announce to all the heavenly soldiers and generals...... That's ...... Hon-sama...... Cough...... Lost! Lost, a......a How the hell are you going to get out of this damn cave?"
Liuding Liujia hurriedly said: "Lord Erlangshen, don't worry, with your magical powers, it's a big deal to split the mountain." ”
"Oh, yes!" Erlang God pulled out a giant axe, and with a click, it split the belly of the mountain, and the light from the sky outside spilled in: "Hahahaha, Lord Ben has finally been freed." ”
Afterward......
Erlang God "splitting the mountain to find the way" was quietly spread by the heavenly soldiers, because the rumors are always more and more wrong, and then slowly spread the appearance, obviously "splitting the mountain to find the way", and later it became "splitting the mountain to save the mother", so the folk have the legend of Erlang God "splitting the mountain to save the mother......