Chapter 116: A chic welcome party
Seeing that everyone hid underground for a long time and didn't come out, Huang Fushang tried to eavesdrop outside, but there was no movement, and he didn't know what to say inside?
After a while, he was impatient and wanted to sneak in to listen carefully, but Ren Tiantang was the first to come out.
"I said earlier, the mourning hall must be arranged, and it is too late for this first seven to pass. ”
He hurried out, still muttering something about the mourning hall, not knowing what to do.
Later, Nangong Meng also puffed and said: "Lingtang, what's the big deal, just get it." You monks, are you still afraid that ghosts will not come true?"
"That's not the case, he's also the head of your senior brother's faction, so you can't slack off!"
Later, Murong Blizzard and Nalan Piaorou came out, and they also agreed.
What do you mean?
Hearing this, Huangfu Shang was also nervous, how could he say that he was going to set up a mourning hall for himself, who told you that I had braids.
I felt more and more that something was wrong, but later Wang Xiaohu and others came out, crying and crying, and saying that they died young, and they felt like they had exploded in their minds.
Lao Tzu didn't cross again, did he go to the heterotopic plane?
When he came back to his senses, the group of people had already set up a mourning hall on the mountain, and Nangong Meng took the lead in wearing sackcloth, and also made a small white flower on the top of his head, as if he was still alive.
Ren Tiantang and the others put incense on the side, and by the way, they made a brazier, and planned to burn paper at any time.
At this moment, the emperor could not stand it anymore, and finally showed up, roared wildly and said: "Hey, don't scare me, Lao Tzu is not dead! I am still alive, isn't this standing in front of you!"
I thought that this thunder on the ground could scare these people into crying wolves, and five thunders thundered to the top or something.
Who knew that everyone present seemed to be stunned for a moment, and then the incense that should be incense, and the crying nose that should be crying, actually didn't react.
Nangong Meng also wiped her tears and said, "Oh, I miss my senior brother so much, I'm about to hallucinate." Did you hear anything just now?"
Murong Blizzard shook his head and sighed, "I'm also in a bit of a trance, I must be missing Huangfu Shang too much." ”
Wang Xiaohu was even more snorted, and roared angrily before he fell down on the spiritual seat: "Brother Shang, you died too unjustly. We're still waiting for you to come back and celebrate together, why did you die in the Demon Domain, why do you say you're in such a hurry to upgrade?"
"Bastard!" Huang Fu Shang saw that these people really couldn't see themselves, and he panicked at that time.
went up and picked up Wang Xiaohu, strangled his neck and asked angrily: "Stinky Xiaohu, don't pretend to me! I know you are playing tricks on me, can't you really see me, can't you see me?"
Wang Xiaohu was strangled by him, coughed twice, and stretched out his hand.
At first, I thought he was finally going to resist, but he rubbed his throat, blushed and said, "Oh no, I miss Brother Shang so much, I'm almost out of breath." You, who will help me back to rest......"
When Ren Tiantang saw this, he wanted to mix with him, as if he couldn't see the emperor at all.
Huangfu Shang said that it is not so exaggerated, I have pinched his neck, can I still not see it?
So let go of Wang Xiaohu and tried to walk towards Ren Tiantang, the two stood facing each other, and for a moment they looked at each other, Ren Tiantang's eyes were a little trance.
Haha, Huangfu Shangxin said that he knew that you were pretending, and under my gaze, you were exposed, right?
Who knew that Ren Tiantang suddenly waved his hand and said like a blind man touching the dark: "It's really unfortunate, I cried blind last night, and now it's starting again, where are you, Xiaohu?"
So in the opposite direction, I felt out and walked away.
Seeing this, Huang Fushang's heart was simply collapsed.
Why is Ren Tiantang like this, he is still blind, don't tease me, okay?
Looking back at the three girls who were still in front of the mourning hall, could it be that you really can't see it, and I want to continue to try?
But I heard Nangong Meng say: "Senior Brother Ren is also working hard. The good Changbai faction is about to break up, what do you say?"
"It's okay, take one step at a time, we're still here, aren't we?" Murong Blizzard comforted her, but didn't look elsewhere at all.
Countless thoughts flashed in Huangfu Shang's heart, saying that even if he became a ghost, he would not be able to spare you in vain.
I'd like to see if it's a dream.
Hehe, don't we have a lot of things to do, can we play tricks?
The prankster heart rose again, and he actually came behind Nalan Rejoicing and quietly played with the ends of her hair.
After a while, the kung fu braid was untied, and the hair was messy, causing Nalan Piaorou to frown, but he didn't dare to look back.
He blew a few breaths into her ear, and said quietly, "I'm here, do you miss me?"
At that time, I felt that Nalan Piaorou trembled, and it was really not without a reaction.
But I heard her laugh at herself and say, "Oh, I'm not feeling well, I'm afraid I have a fever." Sisters, I'm going back. ”
turned around and was about to leave, but the long hair was rolled up by Huangfu Shang, directly made into an explosive head, and then tied to a flying sword and sent out.
Looking at Nalan Piaorou who flew away, the other two girls were directly frightened, and they had the heart to shout, but they seemed unwilling to poke the facts, so they had to sigh: "Really, how can Nalan say just leave?"
"I'll look at today, so be it!"
Murong Blizzard and Nangong Meng had a discussion, and it was about to end.
Unexpectedly, Huangfu Shang jumped in front of the two of them, opened his clothes and sang: "Brother is looking for sister with tears in his eyes, don't go! Come on, come, I invite you to see some good things." ”
As he spoke, he began to strip and untie his clothes, and he performed it, saying that he couldn't see it anyway, and when he was a ghost, I would be completely arrogant, and I don't believe you really don't feel it.
Now Murong Blizzard covered his eyes, turned his head and said, "Sister Nangong, I seem to be fascinated." Would you like to blow it for me?"
"Blow what, burn it!"
Nangong Meng was not angry, and waved his hand to knock over the candle next to him.
It rolled down on the spot, fell onto Huangfu Shang's pants, and burned.
"Bastard, you want me to be the supreme treasure!"
The emperor was still in a hurry, hurriedly took off his pants, and after stepping on it vigorously, he covered his body and jumped around.
I didn't want to, I poured basins of cold water from all directions, poured him a lot, and suddenly turned into a soup chicken.
It was cold for a while, and he couldn't open his eyes, but listening to the sound of wild laughter around him, Nangong Meng took the lead and said: "Stinky senior brother, are you willing to come back?
When he saw Ren Tiantang and the others around him, with an unbearable smile on his face, he knew that he had guessed correctly, this was really a prank.
It's to take revenge for everything I did to them when I returned last night, what a retribution!
He silently wiped the water stains on his face, but lay on the ground and laughed: "Whatever, it's not me who suffers anyway, can you still marry in the future?"
This time it was Nangong Meng's turn to be embarrassed, and they all bowed their heads and went back, and finally didn't forget to throw a few blankets and cover him.
"Hey, wipe yourself clean, don't catch a cold. ”
Nangong Meng turned around and said, "The big guys are waiting for you to come back, don't let us worry about it again." ”
Looking at these guys who were leaving without hesitation, Huangfu Shang smiled slightly: "Yes, it's good to come back!"