Chapter 21 Nuwa is out of the horse, a top two
Hei Wuchang hugged his hands and shouted, and the surrounding ghosts also threw away the food and drink in their hands, staring at Concubine Mi with a wary face, can hurt Fan Wusheng, everyone present is afraid that no one can be her opponent.
"An, don't be nervous, don't be nervous, relax, relax!" Emperor Xudu pressed his hands, as if he felt that holding chicken wings in his hands was not very elegant, and threw them behind him, and said: "What she has in her hand is the companion spirit treasure of the ancestor of the Styx, the innate treasure of the nose sword, killing people does not touch cause and effect, it is the magic weapon of the beginning of heaven and earth, stained with the merits of the Pangu god to open the sky, how can you little ghosts deal with it, relax, relax, eat, drink, don't be nervous! ”
Nuwa Niangniang threw away the melon seed shell in her hand, took the silk scarf and wiped her hands, threw a sanitary ball to Emperor Xudu, and lit a white light towards Fan Wusu's body, when Fan Wusu disappeared the pain all over his body, and his hands also recovered as before, although Fan Wusu said that there was no door on his mouth, he was praised for being a ghost, in addition to this person's charm, knowing how to do ghosts is the most important thing: "Fan Wusu thank you Nuwa Virgin Niangniang for saving her life, what, what will Nuwa Niangniang have to tell in the future, the little ghost will go to the soup and go to the fire!" You let me go east, I will never go west, you let me eat melon seeds, I will never drink Coke......"
"Flamboyant, other seats don't expect you to do it, Luan Feng already has a sweetheart, you don't want to pester her anymore!" Xie Bi'an listened to it, and he couldn't wait to kick this eighth brother to death, this guy must be running the train with his mouth full, and he almost provoked the wind and lost his debts, who is Luan Feng? When Nuwa was not sanctified, she followed Nuwa's side, is that such a little ghost as Hei Impermanence dare to climb high? Can it really be the Antarctic Immortal Weng who drinks arsenic wine, and the light picture is happy, and he doesn't know whether he is dead or alive.
Fan Wusheng was also single, knelt on the ground and said with a smile: "Our Lady of Nuwa, don't you know me?" I was idle that day, and I saw Sister Luanfeng playing with the leaves there, and I was fine, so I teased her a few words, but I didn't expect her to be thin-skinned, who in these three realms doesn't know me, you tell her, it's all nonsense, don't count." ”
Nuwa Niangniang frowned coldly, and asked viciously: "What? Do you think that my Luanfeng can't stand your praise? Or do you think Luanfeng is not worthy of your praise?"
"Oh, my Nuwa Virgin Mother, my mother, the little ghost really doesn't have that mind, the Luan Phoenix Fairy is outstanding, noble and elegant, a flower in the Three Realms, rare on the earth, unparalleled in the sky, which is what my little ghost dares to climb, damn it, Eh, Our Lady Niangniang, I'm already dead, you just spare me, I swear I won't dare again!" Fan Wusu called out to the wolf who grabbed the sky and the earth howled, and the ears of the people who listened were numb, Concubine Mi took the sword and shouted: "Shut up, and then howl Aunt Grandma to poke a few big holes in you!" Not to mention, this guy really closed his mouth, and without saying a word, everyone watching couldn't help but twitch.
Nuwa Niangniang waved her hand, helped Fan Wusu up, and sighed: "It's not that I want to interfere so much, Luan Feng's girl pees and follows me, I can't watch her be wronged, she bites her mouth and doesn't marry Nezha, so I have to wronged you!"
Fan Wusu hurriedly replied: "Don't be aggrieved, don't be aggrieved, don't be aggrieved, I'm just a mouthful, hehe, I just like a person, how comfortable I am, what do I want to do, my wife and children, I am strict, I haven't thought about it now, enjoy the happiness of being single first, and talk about the rest later!"
"Aha, full of blood and resurrection, eat enough, Wu Chang, let's fight again!" Concubine Mi wiped her mouth casually, raised her sword and pointed at Wu Chang and shouted: "I don't know your mother who didn't beat you today, my Concubine Mi swears not to give up!"
Eh, Wu Chang looked at Concubine Mi a little speechlessly, eat me and drink mine, and now there is still fighting, is there any heavenly reason? The circles of his eyes turned and said: "After eating, strenuous exercise, it is not good for the stomach, everything has just been eaten in the stomach, and it is not trembling when you move, how bad is that, rest first, go out, the most important thing is not to let your parents worry, if you are sick, who is the person who is most worried about you? Of course, the most uncomfortable thing is yourself, do you say no?"
Small...... Eh, the eldest concubine...... The big baboon, so awkwardly said, after listening to Wu Chang's words, he tilted his little head and thought for a long time before he nodded and said: "It's okay, let's fight again when I sleep, anyway, I must share the winner with you today!"
Wu Chang held his forehead depressedly, how did he meet this pair of superb father and daughter, one or two, fortunately her mother is not like this, otherwise there will be fights all day long, the depressed Wu Chang just wanted to take the Yuan Tu Sword back into his body, but found that Xiao Jianling looked at the piles of family buckets, Wu Chang suddenly had black lines on his face, why did they all become foodies?
Xie Bi'an saw that there was nothing lively to watch, so he beckoned everyone and said loudly: "Well, the wonderful performance before the signing has ended, let's witness the most exciting and exciting moment, okay, gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladiesandgentlemen Wu Chang took office as the signing ceremony of impermanence, start now! ”
A small official like impermanence is generally directly appointed, and the Emperor Xudu can do this, which is already enough for Wu Chang to save face, of course, Wu Chang also knows that these are all thanks to Nuwa Niangniang, so he doesn't feel anything in his heart, but his feet have just been raised, and there is a coquettish shout: "Wu Chang, you little ...... without conscience" poof, Wu Chang couldn't bear it anymore, stepped on the air, and fell down.
Fan Wuxu was also stunned, and was stunned for a long time before he said: "Brother Wu Chang, how many are you outside? Why do you pick this point one by one? Just sign a contract, as for such a big move?"
As soon as the words fell, a bearded, ugly-looking man appeared in the lobby with a slim girl, but it was not Zhong Kui and Zhong Quinoa, the two brothers and sisters, Zhong Qu pouted when he saw Wu Chang: "Wu Chang, don't tell me about such a big thing if you want to be promoted, it's in vain that the Feilun family ......is so sincere to you."
Wu Chang twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at Zhong Quinoa with a wry smile: "Sister Zhong Quinoa, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, it will cause misunderstanding!"
Zhong Quinoa smiled, didn't care, saw Nuwa on the side, stuck out his tongue at Wu Chang and came to Nuwa's side to ask for peace: "Nuwa Niangniang, you also came out for a stroll today?"
"What are you afraid of, they are all acquaintances, it's really not good, let my brother beat them!" Zhong Kui eats ghosts, but this one, except for the Emperor Xudu and the Ten Palaces of Yama, they are all panicked, although Zhong Kui only eats and eats on weekdays to bring harm to the world.
Nuwa Niangniang was helpless, shook her head and stopped talking, waved her lotus arm, and the lobby turned into a magnificent banquet, Nuwa Niangniang smiled and said: "Since it is Wu Chang's happy event, let's do it more grandly, you should sign and sign it quickly, you should draw and draw a charge, and then let's have a banquet, Xudu, you will also call the seventy-six divisions and the ten halls of Yama over, get to know each other, and everyone else should not make trouble, concubine, Wu Chang let you release your pigeons, thanks to your father, no wonder people, stop pestering him, go back and let Wu Chang think of a law, you can also go to his school to study." ”
Nuwa Niangniang spoke, although polite, but the tone was unquestionable, the so-called ignorant are fearless, they don't have Wu Chang who doesn't know, so they can only obediently bow and agree. Since Nuwa Niangniang has spoken, the signing ceremony has become a foil, and the Emperor Xudu is also refreshed, his hands are in the shape of trumpets, and he shouts towards the underworld, and the officials of the Ten Palaces and the Seventy-six Divisions gather at once, and after congratulating, they will each sit down.
Wu Chang rubbed his face that was already smiling, took a glass of red wine, came to Nuwa Niangniang's side, and stretched out his thumb with envy and praised: "The ancestor is a cow, in one or two sentences, everything will be done in minutes......