Junbao's head kept spinning, this crazy woman accepted herself as an apprentice, it was still hard to dig up Lao Tzu's secrets, and if she didn't want to send the beauty behind her to do beauty tricks, she knew what Lao Tzu's nature was, and Jiang Yifang's matter was an exception. In a hurry, he thought of a reason, "Master Hui, I am usually not honest, especially when facing beautiful women! Sometimes I can't control it, I'm afraid that your reputation will be damaged, uncle." "It's hard to say, you can only pour dirty water on yourself, you are ruthless, you can't accept a hooligan as an apprentice, right?

"Yes, do you mean that your master is not a beauty? and I am a beauty. "My master shows off his wisdom, which is first-class knowledgeable, self-contained, and caring, of course, it is not something that a beauty can describe, a beauty is a yarn, and the master is not a beauty, but a super beauty." Master, I review with you, I look at your voice and smile, and then look at the senior sisters, then it is really a six palaces of pink and no color, master, I must keep up with your pace, if you want to find a Taoist couple in the future, you can have one-tenth of the master, no, it is one percent of the level, brother, I will burn high incense. Master, I vow to practice hard, one can't disgrace you, and the other is to marry the master's niece, righteous daughter, and be a Taoist couple, these are the two major goals of life that I have just determined, "It's bad, I said it too fast for a while, and I said the mantra by the way, and the apprentice became a brother, this is no way, when saying compliments, you must speak quickly, and you want the listener to feel your sincerity, if you are slow, the effect will be poor, and there is even a counterproduct!"

This sycophant was filmed, Ji Qiuyan knew that he was running a big car with his mouth full, and he was still in a good mood, no one dared to describe himself in this way publicly, and he said it when he took Senior Sister Yu as a reference object. The corners of the mouth are upturned with a beautiful arc, a thick smile, a clever smile, beautiful eyes, and a smile that captivates the city and the country, and looks at a Junbao dumbfounded.

Except for Ji Qiuyan, the women in the hall all despised Junbao's shameless sycophant kung fu, and even Jiang Yifang was a little uncomfortable, but she couldn't say that the master was not beautiful, so she could only stomp her feet to Junbao in protest, and what did that beauty mean by being a wool, and she would have to ask clearly after going down.

Soon this question will be answered, and there is no need to wait to ask it any longer. The one next to Yu Lanwei spoke, "This junior brother, what does it mean that a beauty is a yarn? Uncle Ji is a super beauty, is my master a yarn?" In her subtext, are there still a few juniors present who are also yarn? When she spoke, her eyes became sharp, dare to say that we are not beauties, you are dead!

"What do you call this senior sister?" "I am Liu Yunhui, a disciple of Shuangzhu Valley, junior brother, you have entered my Shuangzhu Valley, senior sister, I will take good care of you." Looking at her smile, this word has to be thought of in reverse. "Senior Sister Liu, this is a local dialect in the countryside, that is to say, the beauty has a clear body, and there are silk threads like goose feathers weaving in the air, fluttering like fairies. Countrymen, I can't think of any good words, so I can only use this kind of more popular truth to describe it. Senior Sister Liu, don't be too careful, junior brother, I am extremely vulgar, only the master who can endure the unbearable of ordinary people can stand me, you don't have to be angry, it's not good to hurt your body when you are angry. Liu Yunhui was so angry that he couldn't speak, using the words of the countrymen as an excuse, and he couldn't beat him in the palace, his pretty face was flushed, and he was speechless for a long time.

Junbao struck while the iron was hot, this time he had to shirk it, and used it as a shield with vulgarity, "Senior Sister Liu, look at you, what you said made you not angry, you have to be angry with me, this is right, blushing like a monkey's ass, those who know know that you are not happy, and those who don't know think you are constipated, I declare first, I didn't do it." ”

The hall burst into laughter, Jiang Yifang smiled and bent over, the surnamed Liang leaned on Sun Lizhen's shoulder and couldn't stop panting, and the cold beauty Sun Lizhen also covered her mouth for the first time, but her eyes betrayed her, and Yu Lanwei also turned her anger into laughter, but soon she stopped, the apprentice was angry, and the master couldn't gloat.

Ji Qiuyan in the middle couldn't help laughing, turned her head away and didn't look, her delicate body was obviously moving. Liu Yunhui was so angry that he didn't bring a weapon, and he was going to kill him with both fists! This kid insulted me too much, and it would be difficult to protect his reputation if I didn't kill him. Jun Bao saw that she pounced viciously, it was broken, this was a desperate posture. Turned around and ran, running around the pillar, she was reluctant to give up, "Master, master save me!" Liu Yunhui ignored it, her hands were gesturing, she was going to cast a spell, and immediately killed the monarch treasure in the palace.

"Yun Hui, don't kill him. Ji Qiuyan and Yu Lanwei shouted almost at the same time, Junbao had already run behind the senior sisters, the spell could not be cast, and it was impossible to catch up with him and beat him up. "Growth, your words are too vulgar, don't do this in the future, apologize to Yun Hui quickly, and don't joke about being a teacher in the future, forget it this time." Ji Qiuyan was in a very happy mood, she was praised for being beautiful and more beautiful than Yu Lanwei, no matter if it was a real praise or a fake praise, she just pressed Yu Lanwei anyway.

"Yes, master. Junbao flashed out from behind the senior sisters, "Senior Sister Liu, I don't choose what to say, it's pure nonsense, you have a lot of adults, let me go." I bowed to you. Junbao bowed 90 degrees, Liu Yunhui didn't dare to fight to death again, but a kick was necessary. This kick kicked Junbao to a zhang away, and the part of the thigh that was kicked was hot and painful, with Liu Yunhui's cultivation on the second floor of the foundation, if it wasn't for the mercy of his feet, this kick would definitely have to kick Junbao to heal for more than three months. Junbao can only let her be angry, otherwise everyone will not end well.

Yu Lanwei glanced at the aggrieved apprentice and patted her shoulder, "Yunhui, don't be angry, I have a sense of proportion for my teacher." She smiled and walked towards Junbao who fell to the ground, "If you say the wrong thing, can you just apologize with a few words?" I will give you two choices, one is to be Yunhui's slave for three years, and the other is to give me time to consider being an apprentice and a pillar of incense. Junbao's leg immediately stopped hurting, accompanied by chills all over the body, this crazy woman is really not dead in the heart of the Yellow River, Junbao turned his head to look at Ji Qiuyan, the master should always say something. Nazhiji Qiuyan just laughed and didn't say a word. It's over, it's over, it's over now, it's in the hands of this crazy woman, is there still a way to live? Thirty-six strategies, go is the best policy!

"I'm willing to apprentice, but isn't there two masters here? And you also saw it, my words offended Senior Sister Liu heavily, and if you talk nonsense and do wrong things in the future, then it will be difficult for you to deal with it. Good sweat doesn't eat the loss of the eyes, and agreed to talk about the conditions. "Didn't you also worship a teacher before, didn't you also worship my senior sister Ji as a teacher? What's so bad about having another master? As for saying the wrong thing and doing the wrong thing, who hasn't done it? I'm very good at handling it, and you'll understand it in the future. Okay, today is a good day, let's apprentice here. Junbao sat on the ground, that is to cry without tears, it is not okay to cheat, running away is the only option, run tonight.

Yu Lanwei sat next to Ji Qiuyan, that posture is what are you waiting for? Hurry up, I can't wait. Liu Yunhui next to her stared at Junbao with a gaze that was eager to break the corpse, it is not too late for the gentleman to take revenge for ten years, I see you running there!" "Bao Chang greeted Master Yu!" Helplessly, he knelt down and kowtowed a few times, "Get up, from today on, you are my third apprentice Yu Lanwei, your senior sister is Li Fengzhen, and the second senior sister is her Liu Yunhui, they are all cultivators of the second layer of the foundation, and they are also righteous Qi Dan masters." Don't you want to learn to practice the Dan? As a teacher, I will teach you well to see if you can surpass your two senior sisters. ”

Junbao was overjoyed, "Thank you Master." I dare not say anything else, with the earnest teachings of the two masters, when I am walking on the long journey of cultivating the truth, I am always bathed in the warm sunshine, and there is no darkness along the way, singing the story of spring, stirring my red heart. I promise the two masters and all the senior sisters that I will definitely practice the Dan and cultivate the truth with the most tenacious perseverance, the fullest enthusiasm, and the most high-spirited fighting spirit. Even at the last minute, don't give up hope. The Emperor testifies that my goal must be achieved, and my goal must also be achieved!"

It's very familiar to say these words, and if you can't say it, you're embarrassed to say that you still stayed in your previous life. Everyone in the hall was confused by his nondescript language, Yu Lanwei and Ji Qiuyan looked at each other, this is all that and that, this kid has a story! nodded tacitly, "Okay, now the name of master and apprentice has been decided, you are also the common personal apprentice of our senior sisters, in the future, you will listen to lectures in Yuqing Hall in the first half of each month, and in Shuangzhu Valley in the second half of each month, today is March 14, and you have also listened to the class in Yuqing Palace, so you can go back to Shuangzhu Valley with me." Yu Lan Weichu was still smiling and talking, and her tone suddenly became tougher, "The punishment of traitors in this sect is severe, and the same is true for other sects. If you want to escape, you are a traitor! You're a smart person, you wouldn't make that kind of mistake. "The last road is also blocked, okay, Lao Tzu admits it! But the benefits are still to be sought. "Two masters, I'm the lowest-level monk, or a male cultivator, and I suddenly became a personal disciple, so I am afraid of soliciting things, so I ask the two masters to be cautious. "It's good that you understand the rules of this sect, this sect does respect female cultivators, and accepting some male cultivators is to do chores for female cultivators, this rule will not be changed, what about you, you have to go back to the outer door before the unitary time, it is not a violation, and you will get Shuangzhu Valley or Yuqingyan to report every day, and you must not be late." From tomorrow onwards, the teacher will teach you homework, if you do a good job, your monthly routine will be greatly increased, as for what things to discuss, my Shuangzhu Valley Yu Lanwei is dedicated to Miaozhen, there is nothing that cannot be told to people, with a clear conscience!"

Everything can't be changed, the arms can't twist the thighs, or this crazy woman finally succeeds in her plot! After saluting, he retreated out of the hall and returned to Baiyun Cave with a nervous heart