Chapter 443: Falling into the River

Zhao Yun suddenly slapped his head and shouted, "I just remembered that the local officials are going to hold a banquet to entertain me tonight...... Forget it, if you don't go, whatever. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Those officials are going to be angry, and they have worked hard to set up a banquet for you, the emperor, to come, but you, hehe. Ling Lingqi smiled.

"Alas, it's so annoying to say, these guys are setting up a banquet all day long to invite me, so it's better to give me the money for this wine and let me spend it myself...... Hey, this method is good, if you don't drink tonight, let them give me the money for this drink tomorrow, it's a please, haha. Zhao Yun thought that he had found a good way to make money, and laughed proudly, he didn't look like an emperor at all, and he looked similar to a market merchant at this time.

Ling Lingqi almost sprayed the tea in his mouth on his head, but after enduring it for a long time, he still squirted it out, choking on tears. Zhao Yunke didn't smile at all, and asked stunnedly: "Isn't it right......?

"After serving you, brother, the stubborn emperor of the eternal swan song, it can really be said that there is no one before and no one after you. ”

Zhao Yun smiled wryly, squeezed his eyes and said to Ling Lingqi: "You kid really think I'm a fool, forget it, don't worry about you, I know that your Taoism is deeper than mine, and I can't fight you." ”

In the evening, Ling Lingqi and Zhao Yun came to the most exclusive brothel in Suzhou City, "Liyue Palace", the old bustard is a snob, and when he saw that the two of them were dressed very generously, he immediately grinned and greeted them.

Ling Lingqi stretched out his hand and handed over a piece of silver, and said, "A good elegant room, a good wine and food......

The old bustard immediately said, "Good girl." ”

"Carry it clearly. Ling Lingqi boasted.

"That's that, if we don't know what we do, we'll get out of here, right? ”

Zhao Yun also smiled and pulled a handful of the old bustard's papaya, and said mockingly: "Pull the second handful to drag it to the crotch." ”

The old bustard smiled and stretched out his hand to pat Zhao Yun's hand and said, "I'm going to die, my mother is already long, so it will be longer for you to pull it like this."

Zhao Yun smiled: "Interesting." ”

Ling Lingqi dragged Zhao Yun over and said, "Funny fart, what's so interesting about such an old vegetable skin." ”

The old bustard was unhappy, and said with a dark face: "Hey, did the two sons come to this courtyard to play with the girl or to entertain me?" If it weren't for looking at the silver just now, the nursing home would have discounted your legs......

Zhao Yun was unhappy, and snorted coldly and replied: "Yes, Lao Tzu is here to spend money, even if it is to entertain you, what is the matter? You call the nursing home to try it." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and dragged the old bustard's papaya, so painful that the old bustard shouted loudly: "Come on, someone is making trouble......

As soon as the voice fell, four or five caretakers rushed over, holding wooden sticks and covering Ling Lingqi and Zhao Yun's heads with menacing hands.

When encountering the fight, Zhao Yun's interest came, and he laughed happily. The left hand blocked, the right hand punched out, only to hear a "click", the sound of the rib break in the nursing home came out crisply. The feet were not idle, and as soon as the feet were lifted, it was also a nurse who flew out screaming.

Ling Lingqi saw that Zhao Yun's martial arts were not a pity to compare, so he was happy to watch the play on the sidelines, just clapping and applauding on the side. Zhao Yun listened to Ling Lingqi's applause constantly, and he became even more energetic, chasing the nursing home to fight, all this was reversed, and he wanted to teach people a lesson, but he was chased all over the garden. The old bustard didn't expect this visitor's martial arts to be so good, he was so frightened that he shrank aside and didn't dare to make a sound, and was seen by Ling Lingqi and kicked down the steps by the way, screaming in pain.

The guards screamed and fled, and after a while, they all ran away, and even the old bustard was gone. Zhao Yun clapped his hands and smiled: "Run, boring, but it's not fun......"

"It's running, which one can withstand the punches and kicks of the emperor? But in this case, there will be no women to play. ”

"Women, there are a lot of them, come with me, go to a place where you don't have to spend money......"

"Don't go, it's going to be an official's house, it's not good to ......" Ling Lingqi shook his head and said.

"You kid is not good, you don't go to the ground, it's really boring...... If you don't go, I'll go by myself. Zhao Yun was really unhappy, and he was a little angry.

Ling Lingqi saw that he was really unhappy, so he hugged his shoulders and smiled: "Okay, still like a child, just go, let's see it when the time comes." ”

As soon as the words fell, the escaped old bustard led a large group of officers and soldiers to rush in front of them, stopped seven or eight paces in front of them, and aimed their swords and guns at the two of them in unison.

The bearded officer in the lead pointed at Ling Lingqi and Zhao Yun and asked, "See clearly, is it the two of them?"

Behind the officer, the old bustard turned out and shouted in a sharp voice: "It's them, give me a breath, and clean them up well." ”

Ling Lingqi just wanted to say something, but he wanted to show his identity in his heart, but he didn't expect Zhao Yun to grab him and say, "Run, don't talk nonsense with them, what is there to explain to these little minions?"

The two climbed over the wall, broke out of the courtyard, and slipped into the alley, where the shouts of officers and soldiers could be heard in the distance.

At the end of the alley is a river channel, and there is a water bridge with more than a dozen steps under the slope, and the water bridge is covered with moss and green algae, which is very slippery; Zhao Yun ran vigorously, but he didn't have time to brake, and his feet slipped, and he suddenly rushed into the river and sank, and his two hands paddled on the water from time to time.

It's all changing so fast that it's too fast to think. Ling Lingqi was shocked in his heart, and said in his heart: "This guy can't swim?......" Then he also jumped into the water, fished several times before catching Zhao Yun, dragged him onto the water bridge around his neck, and pressed it for a while before spitting out the river water he had inhaled.

Zhao Yun let out a long breath and said with a smile: "It's really back, I didn't expect to fall into the river, if I knew that this would be the case, I should have learned to swim a long time ago, so I don't have to let your kid see jokes." With that, he shuddered.

"Is it cold?" Ling Lingqi asked.

"No, I always feel like something is not right...... I'm afraid I'm going to return to my position, right?" Zhao Yun's words were a little ominous and inappropriate.

Ling Lingqi was shocked in his heart, this is called a prophecy, but didn't this guy already know about it? ”

Zhao Yun opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything, Ling Lingqi said, "Let's go back and talk about it." With that, he helped him and walked back. As soon as they walked to the street, they happened to meet the group of officers and soldiers who had just searched and pursued them, and the officers led by them drew their knives when they saw them, and sneered: "Have you fallen into the river? Hehe, look where you are still running, you can escape my hand and count that you have burned high incense......" (to be continued. )