Chapter 24: The Five Owls of Qiantang
However, the thin blade is thick, and the thinner end of the white flash is the knife edge, which is undoubted, but the thicker side is also half thinner than the blade of an ordinary martial arts swordsman! Chi Tongzi still clearly remembers that when Sima Hua's thin blade fell into his neck just now, he used this thicker end that looked like the back of the knife! Sima Hua smiled beautifully: "Iron plate, have you seen it clearly?" Chi Tongzi shook his head and said: "Is it a knife? No, no, no, where is there a knife that can be used on both sides? Is it a sword......?" Chi Tongzi didn't finish speaking, but he heard Hei Songzi and Bai Zongzi shouting in unison: "Third child be careful! Don't fall into this girl's trap!" Chi Tongzi also seemed to notice that something was wrong, but before the thought flashed, he only felt a chill on his right neck, and Sima Hua's thin blade was already on his neck!
Sima Hua laughed and said: "An iron plate is an iron plate, and this eldest sister will use a little trick to obediently tie her hands, haha." ”
Chi Tongzi said angrily: "You, dare to play yin with Lao Tzu?
Sima Hua frowned: "Iron plate, you have been famous for a long time, why don't you understand the rules at all, your subordinates are defeated, why don't you admit defeat quickly?"
Chi Tongzi stretched out his hand to take away the thin blade on Sima Hua's neck, not wanting Sima Hua to have enough internal strength, he couldn't take it away for a while, and said: "I lost to your conspiracy in this game, even if I lose to you, let's do it again, two wins in three games." Saying that, the iron plate was pushed up, and he wanted to set up the thin blade, but Sima Hua pressed the thin blade hard to make his neck fall more tightly, and shouted: "You still dare to talk to me about the conditions, I will kill you with one blade!" Chi Tongzi said: "Let's fight today is a best-of-three game, you don't dare to compare the second game, that is to be afraid, haha, you kill me quickly, so that the people in the rivers and lakes say that the 'jade-faced silver fox' is afraid of my 'iron-faced evil' red copper, so they secretly tricked me to death, hehe, hehe." "Everyone was stunned again, the red copper neck was on top of Sima Hua's thin blade, that was true, according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, it was a martial arts competition, and it should be difficult to retreat, but the red copper and Sima Hua did not draw a best-of-three game before, and when the red copper was put on the neck by Sima Hua's thin knife, he was ashamed to say that he won two wins in three games, this is not to talk about the conditions, but to lose the move and talk about the conditions with Sima Hua, it is really rare in the martial arts.
Sima Hua smiled: "You love to lose so much, then you have to lose again." The thin blade on the red copper's neck was removed, touched the deep indentation in the neck, and said, "How can you know that you will win?" Sima Hua smiled: "You can ask me about this thin blade." ”
Chi Tongzi was stunned for a moment, and said secretly: "Hmph! Another trick, I'm not a fool, how can I follow your Tao again?" and said: "Yes? Then let it also come and ask me about this iron plate." He was annoyed that this thin blade was like a sword and not a sword, like a knife and not a knife, just now Sima Hua made a little fuss about it, so he was confused by her way, in front of these many heroes and heroes, he didn't fight for a breath again, so where should his face be put in the future? Thinking of this, I was quite proud in my heart, and I was happy that I had thought of such a good method.
Sima Hua smiled faintly: "Interesting." "The strength is consistent, the thin blade is rolled up like a piece of cloth, encircled in the middle of the red copper iron plate, and goes around a whole circle, one end of the thin blade is turned upside down, so soft that it seems that the thin blade itself can be knotted casually like a soft rope!
When the red copper saw her thin blade wrapped up in her long iron plate, her heart was very different: "What tricks are you playing?" But she heard several screams of "snort", like the sound of metal cutting and rubbing! When the red copper opened her eyes to look, she immediately shouted in her heart that it was not good, only to see that after Sima Hua's thin blade rolled up the red copper iron plate, she did not stop, but continued to retract, and the thin blade in her hand was like a hacksaw, and when it was slowly tightened, it was actually pulled back and forth!
After a while, a long iron plate more than two inches thick in the red copper's hand was surrounded and cut out in the middle! What is even more strange is that when the thin blade circles the iron plate, it is like a rope tied to a wooden post, coiled and knotted, but the cut on the iron plate is a neat and straight circle, even if the blacksmith plays the ink line and then cuts the iron plate, it is difficult to achieve such a neat and uniform line! The red copper was stunned, knowing that if he did not withdraw the plate again, after a while, the iron plate in his hand would be cut into two by Sima Hua's thin blade. If the iron plate is shortened by one section, the power will be weakened by more than half! Although the two iron plates that are broken into two sections can be used in all of them, and the new plate method of using the double board at the same time can be changed, he has not learned this kind of plate method, and he cannot create it himself, and naturally he will not make this kind of double plate method of hitting the double board together.
The red copper didn't dare to slow down, and pulled the iron plate back suddenly, but although Jue Sima Hua's thin blade only wrapped up his iron plate, the red copper also made five or six successful efforts, but it was easy to pull it and not move.
Chi Tongzi was shocked and angry, and his ears heard a few "snorts" a few times, seeing that Sima Hua's thin blade was wrapped around his long iron plate and was violently cut, Sima Hua smiled: "Iron plate, your iron plate is quite long, too long to get in the way, I will be a favor, help you cut it into two sections, if you are not good at double-boarding, then it is better to make the single board as usual, and the other half of the piece is kept for backup, so that you can meet a strong opponent like your eldest sister and me in the future, and break your iron plate, you will have no blade." ”
Chi Tongzi couldn't bear it: "* Grandma is a male, if you dare to talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will give you thirty big boards, and beat your ass to bloom!" A fierce two metals rubbed against each other a large screeching sound, when everyone opened their eyes, only to see the intersection of the red copper iron plate and Sima Hua's thin blade shined a spark, but it was the red copper under a pull, the iron plate gradually pulled away from Sima Hua's thin blade cage, but Sima Hua at this time also through the thin blade, the thin blade tightened, the thin blade and the iron plate rubbed, flashing bursts of fire, after a while, the red copper long iron plate was able to pull away from the cage of Sima Hua's thin blade, when everyone looked, they couldn't help but be secretly surprised to see the long iron plate in the red copper's hand from the middle, originally also boxy and angular with edges and corners, but after such a pull, The edges and corners of a long iron plate below were cut by Sima Hua's thin blade, and the lower section fell into a round and smooth round iron column, everyone was surprised, and the red copper was also stunned, only Sima Hua stood aside, smiling proudly.
Chi Tongzi was angry and angry: "You girl, you are not reasonable, you cut my iron plate into an iron rod, do you have my consent?" When everyone heard this, they all laughed silently, Sima Hua said: "Haha, if my thin blade is not set on this rotten board, but wraps around your neck and makes your head move, does this also need your consent?" Wouldn't you give people a smile and crooked your mouth? Chi Tongzi touched the brain that had been cut off a bunch of hair, and suddenly slapped it vigorously: "Yes, yes! This is also reasonable! But do you think that if you cut my iron plate into a stick, you don't have to eat my 'mountain opening board'? Look at the move!" As soon as the words stopped, the red copper long iron plate shook from side to side, and the iron plate, which was not too big, was shaken by him, and the shadow of the plate and the iron plate were intertwined, forming a wide plate with four iron plates to be wide. Everyone was stunned, not understanding what he was going to do.
But seeing that the red copper long plate suddenly quickly circled to the back of Sima Hua, it was concocted in the same way, and two plate shadows were dangled to the left and right. Sima Hua smiled: "Iron plate, what do you want to do?" But suddenly felt that the first four and the last four a total of eight board shadows tightened each other, as fast as thunder, if one dodge could not be avoided, it would immediately be sandwiched into meat paste by these board shadows!
Sima Hua asked: "Iron plate, you can still talk about this trick, tell the eldest sister, what is this trick called?"
Chi Tongzi snorted, "When did I call you 'eldest sister'? shameless." Sima Hua smiled: "No, didn't you call it?" Chi Tongzi was stunned for a moment, then woke up, and shouted: "Stinky girl, dare to take advantage of me?" A board waved at Sima Hua, Sima Hua blocked it, and also attacked a move, saying: "Ah, where did I take advantage of you, you called it yourself, and I didn't force you to call, girl, did you say?" ”
Chi Tongzi was annoyed and angry: "You are in a group with her, of course you are speaking for her." Hei Songzi said: "The third child, what are you still doing with her Rory?
Chi Tongzi said: "What kind of bird are you anxious about? I slapped her board by board, so that she could stand it." Sima Hua said: "I don't dare to tell me about the tricks, and the eldest sister is too lazy to play with you." He said that he was going to put away the thin knife.
The red copper long iron plate was horizontal in front of her: "Where to go? If you go in this game, you will lose, and there is no competition in the third game, you can't go!" Sima Hua said: "How can you lose again?" "Red copper said: "You escaped from the battle, isn't this still a loss?" Sima Hua snorted: "I escaped from the battle?" You don't ask the eldest sister who I am, how can it be like you said?" "Red copper said: "If you don't dare to run away, just eat my two plates!"
Sima Hua said angrily: "What do you mean by dare? It seems that the eldest sister I don't clean up after you, but let you look at the iron plate too small!" The thin blade slashed twice at the chest of the red copper.
Red bronze but feel that the blade light is cold, the strong wind has not arrived, but first by the light and shadow of Sima Hua to be intimidated, in an instant, the strength hits, every place passes, I want to tear the things that are involved, and the end is fierce.
Chi Tongzi took a breath, put the long iron plate horizontally to his chest, and then turned to Sima Hua's blade surface, Sima Hua's thin blade turned upward, bypassed the impact of the long iron plate, and said: "Iron plate, you haven't told me yet, what is the name of the first five moves?" Chi Tongzi laughed and said: "Why do you care so much about what this trick is called, don't you want to steal it?" Sima Hua smiled: " The iron plate is also interesting, much more interesting than those boxy people, your three-legged cat kung fu, you can't even kill a chicken, what do I learn to do?" In the martial arts, most people are quite conceited about their martial arts, especially those who have been famous for a long time and are unscrupulous like Chi Tongzi, who despise the heroes of the rivers and lakes in their eyes, and think that their martial arts are very good.
Sima Hua said: "I said, your skills are very inferior, and they are not worth mentioning at all, especially the first six moves just now." The first six moves she was referring to were still the "first five moves" just mentioned, because as she spoke, Sima Hua and Chi Tongzi each had one more move.
Chi Tongzi snorted: "You are still flustered by the inferiority, are you unwilling to be defeated? Okay, I'll be a good person and tell you about it, so that you can lose to the ground." ”
Sima Hua said: "It's not necessarily possible to lose, as for your trick, hehe, I'm not interested in it, eldest sister." Chi Tongzi smiled: "Haha, it turns out that you are afraid of my trick of 'looking ahead and looking backward'?" Sima Hua "Bah Bah" three times: "Just this broken trick, what is it also called 'looking forward and looking backward'? I see, it is simply a rotten method used by the mountain village to catch rats and birds, and he dares to use it here to embarrass people?"
Chi Tongzi was very annoyed by her insulting martial arts, but instead laughed and said: "It turns out that you are a mouse sparrow, and you are being caught and slaughtered and castrated!"
Sima Hua was stunned for a moment, and said secretly: "This iron plate brain can turn one or two times, unlike two square pieces of wood, which generally have to push it to rotate, and if you don't push it, you will be stunned." Said: "Don't be smart, missing arms and legs, blind and deaf, crooked mouth and nose twisted mountain old man!" Chi Tongzi said: "I am a village field horseman, better than you are a vole sparrow, not a person, let others slaughter, hahahaha!" When Chi Tongzi was laughing, he suddenly stopped, because Sima Hua's thin blade was bypassing the long iron plate and forcing Sima Hua's thin blade to be close to the back of his hand!
Chi Tongzi was startled, and hurriedly handed over the iron plate to his left hand in a panic, retracted his right hand, and the iron plate fell on Sima Hua's wrist at the same time, Sima Hua's thin blade was withdrawn, only to hear a chilling sound of metal rubbing, and the long iron plate in Chi Tongzi's hand rolled Sima Hua's thin blade and scraped a large piece of iron sheet!
Chi Tongzi exclaimed, and said angrily: "Stinky girl, my board has no grievances with you in the past, and there is no enmity in the near future, why do you embarrass it again and again, causing it to be bruised all over its body, and it is not in shape?" ”
Chi Tongzi snorted: "What a rotten board, this board has followed me for many years, for me, it is more important than the boss, I spare you today, but I can't spare you with this board!"
I only heard the voice of Hei Songzi shouting: "Third child, it seems that you haven't been flattened for a long time, is it better than a broken board, not even a board?" ”
When Hei Songzi heard this, he stretched out his hand to grasp the steel fork tightly, and shouted in a deep voice: "The third child! Is what she said true? Tell me the truth!" Chi Tongzi said hurriedly: "Boss, don't listen to this girl's nonsense, I admire the boss very much, where do you dare to have such thoughts? This stinky girl's words are not true at all." Hei Songzi said: "You still dare to be hard-mouthed! What did you say just now? Your boss and I are not deaf yet, do you think I can't hear?"
Chi Tongzi said: "Boss, don't listen to her greedy words, this girl is bewitching the public, I will catch her first, and then give her a hundred boards, or you give an order, and I will slap her to death with a board, cleanly." ”
Sima Hua said: "Look, look, the fox's tail is exposed, right? I said that I was in my heart, so I wanted to kill me in a grand manner, black pine nuts, black pine nuts, you have such a bane in the 'Black Wind Three Evils', as the boss, if you don't get rid of it as soon as possible, not only will your boss's position be unstable in the future, I'm afraid you won't know which day and day you will secretly poison this crazy iron plate, you're 'Bijin Sha' and become his ghost under the board, you don't want to be smart for a lifetime, confused for a while!" The black pine nut was even more angry, nodded, and seemed to believe four or five points: "Yes, yes! Eliminate the disaster early, prevent the slightest, and eliminate the disaster in the bud!"
Red Bronze shouted: "Boss, don't listen to her, she ...... She is full of gibberish, not a word of which is true!"
Sima Hua smiled and said: "Look, I just told the truth, why is the iron plate so anxious? It shows that he already has a ghost in his heart, maybe, he is not happy to beat you, the boss, to the three hundred boards, and he will pull your tendons and pick your skin, and then use a knife to rip off the flesh on your body one by one.