Eighty-three, feast on my uncle

At this time, there were four people, their faces were bumpy and convex, full of wrinkles, their figures were not tall, they were nearly short and round, with big mouths, big noses, and big ears, and their faces were honest, but they were so funny and ridiculous, and there was a sense of intimacy.

The four people greeted him and said, "I, the four immortals of Lingshan, have come to greet and entertain you on the order of the 'Heavenly Maiden', please come with me."

Fang Yuan saw that although the four of them had cultivated to a high level (it was already the eighth stage of divine movement), they were honest and cute, and from time to time there would be some naïve attitudes that made people laugh, giving people kindness and naturalness, and asked: "Four real people, may I ask for a high name."

At this time, the four people rushed to introduce, and one hurriedly pointed to the other three and said: "We are the four immortals of Lingshan, the eldest Wupi, the second Wudong, my third Wucao, and the fourth Wujiang."

At this time, a person came up, green shirt and black pants, elegant and elegant, delicate and white, holding a jade flute in his hand, a book at his waist, and a weak scholar at a glance, but he was a cultivator in the first phase of Yuanying, and said with a smile: "What is the 'Four Immortals of Lingshan', it is the 'Four Immortals Soup', tangerine peel, udon, licorice, and ginger can stop the wind and cold and smelt acne sores together."

The boss Wu Pi said angrily: "White-faced scholar, you are really insulting."

The white-faced scholar smiled again: "The eldest loves to brag, the second loves to fart, the third loves Sabo, and the fourth loves to play slippery." But it's apt. At this time, the four immortals of Lingshan hid their feet and said: "White-faced scholar, we are not finished with you", and then ran away indignantly.

The white-faced scholar smiled: "Please forgive me, I was joking with them, I won't be surprised, I call Wu Bufan 'white-faced scholar'."

Fang Yuan and the others were already smiling, but they still had some control over them in other places, and said: "Living together, talking and laughing, playing and making trouble is called life, otherwise it will be so boring."

The white-faced scholar greeted him with a smile: "Please come with me."

Lin Jun asked puzzledly: "How can I call you a 'white-faced scholar', your cultivation is so high."

White-faced scholar: "Because I love to read, I know astronomy, geography, the present and the ancient, and I am proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, blowing, playing and singing." At this time, the 'Four Immortals of Lingshan' seemed to be hiding in a corner, laughing very funny, and said: "Laughing to death, you are the one who loves to brag and fart?"

Wu Pi smiled and said, "Do you want to show yourself in front of the future 'Heavenly Maiden' aunt."

Wu Dong, Wu Cao and Wu Jiang laughed until they lay on the ground and rolled on the ground, and kept saying in their mouths: "Laughing to death, the cowhide is blown up, laughing to death-".

The white-faced scholar originally had a white and smooth face turned red, holding the jade flute in his hand and saying, "Look how I clean you up." Chase them away.

At this time, two real women came up, and they greeted them seriously and enthusiastically: "I'm sorry, they made you laugh, these people are like this, they are usually fine, they are playing here, there is no moment of quiet, annoying people."

Fang Yuan and the others were also amused and laughed and said, "It doesn't matter, this way life is real."

The real girl took them into a courtyard, a courtyard in the front yard, a fish tank, a garden in the backyard, and a rockery, which was a very strong scholarly cultural atmosphere. The window lattices of the building are all square windows, the window carvings are like the grid, the assorted intarsia flowers, the birds, beasts and flowers, the shapes and gods are different, and most of them are bats, implying the pursuit of happiness in life.

The real girl said: "You live here temporarily, usually nothing to do, you can look around in this village, the people here are very easy-going, my name is Wu Xiu, she is Wu Mei, just call us Xiaoxiu Xiaomei, if you have any needs, you can tell us at any time."

Fang Yuan admired the delicacy of this courtyard, turned around and said, "Thank you, it's very good here, you guys are busy, let's take a look at it at will."

Lin Jun and the others were even more excited, because they were so exquisite, chic, antique, and full of aura in the courtyard, they had seen it for the first time, and now they were still living in it, how could they not be excited, they had already gone upstairs and downstairs to watch and choose a room.

Fang Yuan sat in the courtyard, enjoying the tranquility and beauty.

At this time, the four immortals of Lingshan came in with a few jars of wine in their hands, went directly into the hall and put them on the table, and shouted loudly: "Uncle, I have a few jars of century-old high-quality wine here, bring them and drink them together."

Zhuge Yanran went downstairs after reading it and asked, "Why do you call him uncle?"

The four immortals of Lingshan said with a smile: "Our 'Heavenly Maiden' is a goddess and can predict the future, so this Fang Gongzi is her future husband, of course he is called uncle."

Fang Yuan entered the hall and sat down to uncover the wine jar, and the fragrance overflowed and exclaimed: "It's too fragrant and mellow, I haven't drunk such a fine wine yet."

The smell of the wine had already summoned everyone to sit together.

Wu Pi shouted, "Xiaoxiu, why don't you put wine and food on the line."

Wu Dong also shouted: "Yes, how can you do wine without food, how can you entertain your uncle."

At this time, Xiaoxiu and Xiaomei put two plates of delicate dishes on the table with the names of the dishes in their mouths: four dried fruits: honey peanuts, strange cashew nuts, walnut sticky, apple fudge; four pickles: sweet sauce and grapes, five-spice cooked mustard, sweet and sour milk melon, sweet and mixed brocade; seven appetizers: magpie and plum, butterfly rolls, ginger fish fillet, spiced pigeon, sweet and sour lotus root, pickled green cauliflower, spicy cabbage rolls; one food soup: five dishes of palace swallow main dishes: simmered deer tendon in a casserole, chicken shredded white fungus, osmanthus fish sticks, eight treasure rabbit dices, jade shoots and bracken.

A full table, full of color, flavor, and flavor, each dish is very delicate and exquisite, making the mouth water.

Dai Weiping exclaimed: "What kind of treatment is this, it's too rich", and then

Ning Jing thought about the exquisite delicacies and said, "This is the pomp and circumstance of the palace banquet."

Dai Weiping hurriedly asked again: "You cultivate the truth, do you still have to pay attention to eating?"

At this time, a middle-aged man came in outside the door and said: "You don't understand this, do people always have a desire to eat?

Wu Jiang laughed and said, "As soon as the wine altar opened, I knew that you, a drunkard, would definitely chase after you."

"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a 'wine fairy', known as 'Wine Fairy Ranger' Wu Yiqi," Wu Yiqi said.

Wu Dong said: "But it's also called 'drunkard real person' Wu Yiqi."

Fang Yuan picked up his wine and said, "It is our honor to meet you here, I respect you."

Wu Pi said: "Uncle, let's still honor you"

Wu Yiqi hurriedly stopped: "This century-old wine, it's too enjoyable to drink with your arms."

Fang Yuan laughed: "This is the real pride, Xiaoxiu helped us change the big bowl." After changing the big bowls, they drank and screamed one bowl after another, excited and lively.

At this time, the white-faced scholar rushed in angrily: "'Lingshan Four Soups', you four thieves, steal my century-old wine."

Wu Pihaha laughed and said: "I'll invite my uncle for you, and by the way, I will also drink two arms, don't be so stingy."

Fang Yuan realized that this was his wine, and immediately invited him to sit down and said, "Thank you, Wu Zhenren's century-old wine, 'If you don't love wine, there should be no wine fairy in the sky; If the earth does not love wine, there shall be no fountain of wine on the earth; Heaven and earth love wine, and love wine is worthy of heaven! Three cups lead to the avenue, and a bucket is natural - 'I salute a bowl'.

Wu Yiqi excitedly drank a large bowl of wine and said: "What my uncle said is too right, 'If you don't love wine, there should be no wine fairy in the sky,—— three cups lead to the avenue, and one bucket is natural.'" It's a true portrayal of my addiction to alcohol. ”

The white-faced scholar saw Zhuang and said: "Today, I should catch the wind for my uncle, the wine is big, and the sun and moon are long in the pot."

Wu Pile said haha: "It's not right to drink or not, we are also drunk every day!"

Wu Dong even laughed and said: "The east wind is blowing, the war drums are beating, who is afraid of who when you drink today?"

They drank and sang all night, played and made fun, were happy and happy, and threw all their troubles into the clouds. And at the wine table, there is nothing to say, nothing to talk about, no restraints, and no profligacy.

Fang Yuan was drunk, Wu Mei and Wu Xiu helped him to go to the room, only to see him holding wine in his hand, chanting Tang Yin's poems, which was also a true portrayal of his heart: "Peach Blossom Nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, Peach Blossom Fairy under Peach Blossom Nunnery; Peach Blossom Fairy people plant peach trees, and pick peach blossoms to sell wine for money - others laugh at me for being crazy, I laugh at others who can't see through it; I don't see the tomb of Wuling Haojie, and there are no flowers and no wine hoes to work in the fields." One more bowl-".

Lin Jun and the others were even more rare excited and relaxed, singing while drinking: "When you sing about wine, life is geometric, such as morning dew, there are many hardships in the past day, you should be generous, you can't forget your worries, how to solve your worries, only Du Kang." ”

They were all drunk, Lin Jun, Ning Ningsi, Mu Wanqing, and Zhuge Yanran didn't know when they entered the room, let alone how they entered Fang Yuan's room, lying in a heap.

Speaking of "Heavenly Maiden", Wu Xueying, returned to the Heavenly Maiden Pavilion. "Grandma Wu Rong, I saw that person, not handsome, but humorous, not high in cultivation, but surprising, more importantly, self-confidence, decisiveness, courage, benevolence, and gentlemanly demeanor."

"Just met, there is such a high evaluation, it is too arbitrary, as a 'heavenly girl', I know how to be noble and humble, the courtesy of monarchs and ministers, and I have not yet decided and do not surrender my identity, and grasp the proportions of the heavenly maiden to receive people and treat things" Grandma Wu Rong said solemnly.

Wu Xueying said a little displeased: "Marriage is destined, so why pay attention to those clichés? Isn't it good that everyone treats them sincerely and sincerely? Pay too much attention to etiquette, but it is not natural and not close."

Wu Rong said: "I'm really worried about you, I don't have half a scheming, I think about others everywhere, I don't give myself any plans for the future, I don't leave any land for myself, and I will suffer a loss one day." And he is young, he attracts flowers and butterflies everywhere, and there are already two or three women around him, you are so unclear, what is the matter. I disagree".

Wu Xueying pursed her face, remembering Fang Yuan's funny appearance, and chuckled softly: "This shows that he has the ability and charm, besides, don't you count? Only he can change Wu Xian's situation, only he can lead everyone out of the predicament and regain glory, only he can save all things from fire and water." Then why don't you agree with it?"

Wu Rong said a little angrily: "That's, I didn't know he already had many wives, that is, I didn't know that he had no back and was born lowly, that is, I didn't know that he was so contemptuous, but now I know, as long as you agree, I will do my best to change the destiny of heaven and rematch a good son-in-law for you."