Chapter 17 The Mortal Boy Deceitful Fairy

When Shi Xiaoyi squeezed out of the official mansion, he shouted: "Oh my God!

Before the words fell, a few women rushed from afar, knocking Shi Xiaoyi into a mess, they pulled their own children and squeezed into the official mansion, but they heard a muffled sound of "bang", everyone exclaimed, and the vermilion lacquer door was split in half under the pressure of everyone.

Flashing a few steps and looking left and right, Shi Xiaoyi suddenly found that he had lost Yao Xiaochuan and hurriedly called his name.

But I heard a dying voice coming from the crowd, "Xiao Yi, save me, save meβ€”"

Shi Xiaoyi's eyes lit up, and in the middle of everyone's big buttocks, Yao Xiaozhou's distorted face was revealed, one of his hands had already poked out, but the other hand was still squeezed into the depths, and his body was even more flattened, where was there room to move.

"It's okay, if you haven't participated in the competition, my brother will have to be scrapped on the spot!" Shi Xiaoyi was furious in his heart, and rushed over with a scream of "yaa" in his mouth, and his two hands and claws aimed at both sides of Yao Xiaozhou's face, regardless of whether it was male or female, he grabbed the two buttocks fiercely, grabbed it and didn't let go, twisted it violently, and turned the meatloaf.

When he heard the howl of "Ahh

Shi Xiaoyi was ruthless in his heart, "Kill people and set fire!" In the shouting, he used his chain legs and kicked at the pile of butts behind Yao Xiaozhou, aiming at one buttocks, and kicked at a hundred and eighty-degree angle.

The strength of his legs and feet is not covered, "Ah" A series of shouts, everyone actually fell towards the official mansion, Yao Xiaozhou's body suddenly loosened, Shi Xiaoyi pulled him and ran out, no matter what happened here!

There was a loud bang, and the door of the entire official mansion finally came to an end, and a large number of human meat patties were also paralyzed by the heavy pressure on the inside, but then thousands of feet poured in, and there was a terrible ghost cry from the official mansion.

A woman in brocade clothes, standing far across the street, raised her eyes at Danfeng, and couldn't help laughing: "These two stupid boys, if you want me to say, just make a trick and blow them all away, where do you need such trouble!"

Although the words are a little frivolous, the smile on the corner of his mouth is full of charm.

She is holding a folding fan in her hand, wearing a brocade robe, just looking like an earthly handsome son, but in the end it is difficult to hide her appearance, especially the warm sunshine, lining her icy and jade skin, the skin is better than snow, the sun is splashing, the two are blended with each other, and she is full of the brilliance of the people, the red brocade ribbon on the bun, dancing with the wind, accompanied by her sudden handsome smile, where can anyone not see that she is a daughter?

She stands on the streets of this mortal world, and how much spring breeze has she attracted behind her?

Just as she turned to leave, a little beggar exclaimed "ah" and hit her waist, she didn't expect this scene, she exclaimed, and subconsciously pushed out the folding fan in her hand, and a green light was verdant, quickly enveloping her body.

The little beggar didn't have time to see what the green light was, his body was violently beaten, flew far away, and fell to the ground, this fall immediately attracted seven or eight little beggars to mourn, before he could see how this companion fell, he saw Xu Fatzi crying and running out: "My poor brother! You are so miserable, you are walking in a good way, and you are kicked over, this can be called me as a brother, what can I do as a brother, where does my brother still have the money to buy you medicine and see a doctor, it is better to die headlong, see you on the Huangquan Roadβ€”β€”"

His words were heartbreaking, and the other little beggars also cried and cried.

The woman in brocade was suddenly stunned, covered her mouth, and wanted to explain: "No, no, no, I really didn't use much spiritual power, and I was killed like this?

I saw two little beggars rushing up, grabbing her leather boots, pulling her pants, and shouting with teary eyes: "Uncle, our little brother was seriously injured by you, you must pay the silver, otherwise we have no money to buy medicine, and he will definitely not survive tonight!"

"I really didn't mean to, it was he who rushed up by himself, I was careless, I accidentally shot harder, I didn't know that mortals were so unbeaten!" The woman in brocade was so frightened that she took two steps back, her face was already pale, and she saw that the two little beggars in front of her were only seven or eight years old, with teary eyes, it was really pitiful!

Xu Fatzi secretly glanced at the appearance of the woman in brocade, hugged his younger brother on the ground suddenly, opened his throat, and cried to the sky: "Where is the silver! Where did I get the silver, I can only watch you die, my dear brother!"

"Silver, by the way, I have silver!" The woman in brocade immediately came back to her senses when she heard this, untied her bag, and said anxiously: "The silver that my senior brother gave me is here, you should hurry up and take it to him to see a doctor, don't delay!"

"Uncle, you are so good! Uncle, your great benevolence and righteousness, we will always remember it!" I saw two little beggars jumping up in front of the brocade girl, one snatched the brocade bag, and the other grabbed her clothes and thanked her loudly, and ran away with two "whoosh" sounds.

Almost at the same time, the group of little beggars poured into the deep alley beside them, and disappeared into the deep alley with their cries.

The woman in brocade couldn't help but shake her head and sighed secretly: "Mortals are really weak, no wonder the senior brother has to come to help them." ”

Saying this, she thought about it again and said to herself: "This is not right, doesn't it mean that Master Zu was also a mortal before, and then he was successful in cultivating the Tao and founded the Xuanzhen Temple?"

As if she had a great understanding, she couldn't help but nod and said: "Although he is a mortal, but the masters selected from it must be very powerful, the next time I have the opportunity to ask them for advice, I will never bully them with spiritual power, just compare swordsmanship!" Habitually, she reached out and groped her waist, and her eyebrows gradually wrinkled: "What about Lianyu? Why did I lose my Lianyu?"

Looking around the ground carefully, where is the shadow of the brocade bag, the brocade woman was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, with a flash of inspiration, and said to herself: "Could it be that when I gave the silver to these little boys, I also gave them the brocade bag?"

Xu Fatzi led seven or eight teenagers, and when they caught up with Shi Xiaoyi and Yao Xiaozhou, they had already arrived at the Yehe River.

Xu Fatzi smiled and shouted: "Boss, you two go slower, today we have a big hair again, this shiny bag of silver!"

Shi Xiaoyi turned his head and frowned, "Stolen, robbed, can't it be picked up?"

Yao Xiaozhou rushed to Shi Xiaoyi and complained: "Why can't it be picked up?" Brother Xu, did you say that his head was smashed by a stone? Come on, hurry up, let me identify it!"

"Hehe, you dare to say this kind of thing to the boss, I don't dare!" When he said this, Xu Fatzi had already taken out a bulging little bag.

Yao Xiaozhou snatched it, and was about to open the bag, only to see a woman in brocade clothes riding the wind and clouds, galloping over, only to hear her coquettish voice and scold: "You guys return the things to me!" Yao Xiaozhou trembled when he heard this, where did he hesitate, and quickly hid the brocade bag in his pocket, but in the blink of an eye, the brocade woman had already arrived.

"Ah, no, she can fly!" Xu Fatzi was so frightened that his face changed greatly, but he turned around and pressed down a little beggar with a palm, crying and shouting with a sad face: "My dear little brother, who is so ruthless, beating you to paralysis, people's hearts are flesh and blood, he is still not a person-" The little beggar lying in Xu Fatty's arms cooperated very well, at this time, he whimpered and let out a few painful moans, listening to the weakness, it is estimated that he will not survive today.

The woman in brocade looked at this group of little beggars, frowned and shouted, "Fatty, when I gave you the bag just now, did I also give you a piece of lotus jade?"

Xu Fatzi wiped his face full of tears and replied: "Where is there any Lianyu, you beat my brother like this, we know that we can't beat you, you must want to kill people and kill people now, you don't have to be like this!" At this time, the other teenagers also cried one after another, causing the whole audience to cry for a while.

The woman in brocade was as big as a bucket and waved her hand impatiently: "Am I such a femme fatale? I look so fierce and vicious?

"Who saw it, brothers, do you say yes, when you see us, you will definitely return it with both hands!" Xu Fat shouted, everyone agreed, the woman in brocade will be suspicious, but she looked left and right at these guys, and said: "I don't think you are like little beggars, but like a group of small ruffians, your brother is so seriously injured?

Shi Xiaoyi stood behind everyone, stretched out his hand and grabbed Yao Xiaozhou's arm, estimating that he wanted to turn his head and run for his life once the situation was wrong, who would think, as soon as Yao Xiaozhou was grabbed by Shi Xiaoyi's arm, Huo Ran turned around, pulled his legs and ran, shouting in his mouth: "Ah! He knows, let's run away, the silver can't be snatched back!"

The teenagers were in an uproar, seeing that Yao Xiaozhou had dismantled the scene, they turned around and fled for their lives.

The woman in brocade was shocked when she saw this, she scolded, her figure flashed, her palm fell down, and the little beggar who pretended to be dead was immediately grabbed by her collar, and the little beggar became vigorous when she boarded, struggling and crying: "Boss, save me! Boss, you save me!"

Shi Xiaoyi heard this shout from afar, and immediately stopped his steps and looked back, the little beggar was really pulled by the woman in brocade like a chicken, where could he break free, Yao Xiaochuan was shocked and said: "Ah, silver, my silver can't be returned!"

Shi Xiaoyi grabbed Yao Xiaochuan's arm and said, "Hurry up, didn't you hear Luo Que shouting for help?" Could it be that it was me who was caught, and you couldn't save you when you died?"

"Ahh

When she said that, the woman in brocade had already carried Luo Que to everyone's eyes, a pair of Danfeng eyes, angry out of thin air, and shouted coquettishly: "Why, the plan has been discovered, and even my brother has been left behind?"

Xu Fatzi's eyes and bones rolled, and he cried loudly: "Uncle, we really didn't take any of your Yulian, you beat my brother to death!"

Xu Fatzi gave an order, and before the woman in brocade could understand what was going on, she heard all the boys shouting in unison: "Take off your pants!"

"Okay!" In the sound of promise, seven or eight boys quickly lined up and untied their trouser belts, which were really familiar with taking off their trousers, as if they had already practiced hundreds and thousands of times, and the speed was called extremely fast! In the blink of an eye, the boys took off their pants, showing their immaturity, and they were actually supporting their waists with their hands towards the woman in brocade, shaking and shaking.

This scene is truly spectacular!

Speaking of which, this group of little ruffians and little beggars is a group of teenage boys, the older ones such as Xu Fatzi are already first-born adults, and this brocade-clothed woman is only around twenty years old.

Where are Xu Fatzi and the others willing to miss such an excellent opportunity, pull up Luo Que, turn around and run for their lives, and shout again as if training in their mouths: "Brothers, pee!" I don't know if God is blind or what, but at this time, the stream is dripping and flowing, and it sounds like peeing from a distance, and the woman in brocade is even more panicked and escapes half a mile.

The boys ran out for several miles, turned a few corners, and saw where there was still the figure of a woman in brocade, and hid in the depths of the reeds.

Shi Xiaoyi watched Xu Fatzi and the others put on their pants breathlessly, and saw Yao Xiaozhou reaching out to touch the silver in his arms, Yao Xiaozhou found that the silver was still there, and the thief breathed a sigh of relief, and he happened to look up at Shi Xiaoyi, and asked strangely, "Why didn't you take off your pants?"

Shi Xiaoyi smiled evilly: "Then why didn't you lose your silver?" Two brothers, you look at me, I look at you, suddenly, "poof" laughed, the two of them lay down in the reeds with their shoulders hooked, and heard Xu Fatzi shouting: "Brothers, the boss and Xiaozhou haven't learned the trick yet, do you want to teach them to learn this trick too?"

"Yes!" In the end, they were still children, and they agreed noisily, so without waiting for Shi Xiaoyi and Yao Xiaozhou to object, the boys threw themselves on them, a large area of reeds was heavily overwhelmed, and laughter went straight to the sky.