"What's the matter, you want to pull my beard again!! pull it out, pull it out, pull it out and see what you threaten me with. ”

When the old patriarch heard that he was pulling his beard, he trembled with anger. Once upon a time, the old patriarch's beard was his pride, and the gray beard symbolized the vicissitudes and wisdom of his life. But since Mu Yi had a second time to take Dasheng to explore in the depths of the mountains, the old patriarch did not agree, Mu Yi said casually, if you don't go, I will pull your beard, and the old patriarch immediately surrendered and let him and Dasheng go on an expedition. Although Mu Yi knew that the old patriarch secretly arranged a young and strong person to protect him, it also gave him a taste of the potential fun and benefits of pulling out his beard, so "plucking your beard" has become Mu Yi's mantra, as long as the old patriarch does not agree with him to go on an adventure, he will take out this killer feature, tried and tested, and even the honest Dasheng has learned, once, Dasheng wanted to eat meat, the old patriarch did not give it, and Dasheng shouted to pull out his beard, and was beaten by the old patriarch fiercely. The reason why he didn't beat Mu Yi was because Mu Yi could run, and he ran very fast, although he was only ten years old, but few people in the village could catch up, once he found that something was wrong, he immediately smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped away, how could he be like Dasheng, standing there stupidly waiting to be beaten, in fact, this is also a reason why the old patriarch is more assured that Mu Yi will go on an adventure. However, once it came to the question just now, the old patriarch didn't tell the truth, even if Mu Yi really plucked his beard, he didn't say anything, and only silently said in his heart, "It will grow, it will grow", but it has never grown, so the old patriarch's thick goatee After Mu Yi's unremitting efforts for several years, the grassland finally became a desert, and only a part of it was sparse. In the past, the old patriarch brushed his beard and took care of it when he had nothing to do, but now he is too lazy to take care of it, and let it stand alone, the old patriarch was depressed for a long time, until he found that although he couldn't brush his beard, his eyebrows could still be brushed, and his mood was better, but he never dared to brush it in front of Mu Yi, so as not to be discovered, and the consequences were unimaginable. The old patriarch's hair has fallen out, and his beard is about to be gone, if he doesn't even have the spiritual sustenance of brushing his eyebrows, the old patriarch doesn't know how to live in the future. So when he heard that he was going to pull out his beard, the old patriarch was not afraid, he would die or die with a knife, and he would die early and be freed.

Mu Yi, who was accustomed to the old patriarch covering his beard with a smile while hiding, saw the old patriarch's heroic appearance now, and he was really not used to it all of a sudden.

"It seems that Grandpa is determined not to tell himself. Is there really something unspeakable?"

"Hmph, forget it, I'll check it myself. ”

Mu Yi is a very persistent person in his bones, even if the old patriarch doesn't say it, he won't give up. If you can't ask, you can check it yourself, in such a big place, you can break a little bit every day, and sooner or later you will find the answer.

The old patriarch was also stunned, he didn't expect to be sent away so easily. Now the old patriarch regrets it, if he had been so tough earlier, his beard would have been preserved! The old patriarch touched his beard tremblingly, and the moment he started, a spirit, that long-lost feeling, it was simply four words, "cooler than eyebrows."

Mu Yi ran out of the old patriarch's house angrily, holding a straw in his mouth, and kicked a stone in one step, seemingly aimless, but while thinking about what kind of trouble his grandfather had, he was thinking about where to go on an adventure.

"Xiao Muyi, where are you going? ”

A middle-aged man in his forties, with a resolute face, bright eyes, and a full beard, he looks powerful, and a middle-aged woman next to him, looking at Mu Yi with a kind face.

"Third uncle, third aunt is good. ”

Although Mu Yi was raised by the old patriarch, he was lively by nature, and he liked to visit various houses, and when he was tired of playing, he would catch which family to eat. In other words, Mu Yi grew up eating 100 family meals, and the people in the village are very simple, and they all regard Mu Yi as their own children, and Mu Yi also treats the people in the village as his relatives. The third uncle in front of him is the leader of the middle-aged generation in the village, named Shi Yi, the candidate for the patriarch of the next generation.

"This little face is pulling, is it pulling the patriarch's beard again? ”

The third aunt was smiling and her voice was very gentle. Mu Yi can always feel his mother's love in the third aunt, so he also likes the third aunt very much, and often goes to Shi Yi's house for dinner.

"Hehe, the third aunt made fun of me. ”

Mu Yixiao's face flushed, and he was embarrassed to scratch his head.

Suddenly, Mu Yi saw the bow and arrow on Shi Yi's back, and instantly thought of a good place to go.

"Third uncle, borrow your bow and arrow from me for a few days. ”

"Take it. Shi Yi handed it to Mu Yi without hesitation.

This is the kind of people who have grown up in the mountains since childhood, trusting each other and having no scheming.

"Okay, goodbye to the third uncle and three aunts. ”

Mu Yi took the bow and arrow and ran happily.

"I'll go to your house for dinner in a few days, haha. ”

This last sentence was said to the big yellow dog who was hiding behind Shi Yi and kept his tail between his legs, and the big yellow dog "howled" and ran away with his bare tail as if fleeing for his life.

Mu Yi ran fast, and he ran away in the blink of an eye. In fact, before the age of five, Mu Yi did not show the talent to run, and it was not until after the age of five that this talent became stronger out of control. At the age of seven, Mu Yi can outrun teenagers, and now he can effortlessly throw adults away, even Shi Yi's big yellow dog, if he doesn't use his strength to eat, he will be caught by Mu Yi.

Mu Yi likes to run very much, enjoys this feeling of the limit, and has good endurance, and is not tired even after running for a few hours, this is not comparable to the big yellow dog, the big yellow dog is lazy, and it can be endured after running for a while, and letting it run for a few hours is equivalent to killing it. But Mu Yi likes to chase the big yellow dog to run, at first the big yellow dog also gave some face, perfunctory, often passive slacking, and then under the threat of Mu Yi not to pluck the hair, only began to make a little effort, and then the big yellow dog felt more and more difficult, had to go all out, and finally couldn't stand it, simply strike to avoid Mu Yi. If the big yellow dog sees Mu Yi from a distance on the road, and there is nothing around to dodge, the big yellow dog will try to find an inconspicuous place, first cross his left and right legs, and then lie on the ground with his abdomen and back, shrink himself hard, and do not move, trying to treat himself as a stone, a stake, even if it is a piece of, as long as it does not attract Mu Yi's attention. But it forgot that it was a yellow dog, it was very conspicuous, and in that posture, no matter where it was lying down, it was very abrupt, and it could be easily seen by Mu Yi. Therefore, once Mu Yi has a convulsion and wants to play with the big yellow dog, the big yellow dog will generally obediently send his tail and lie down on the ground, letting Mu Yi pluck his hair, looking heroic and righteous, and the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

After running for two hours in a row, Mu Yi finally stopped in front of a towering tree.

"It's finally here, it's just ahead, I'm going to have to be careful and catch it off guard. ”

Mu Yi muttered to himself, his expression a little mysterious.

Mu Yi put the bow and arrow on his back, slowly peeled off the bushes that were higher than his head, and walked carefully step by step, until he reached the deepest point, before stopping and squatting. Mu Yi stared at the top of the big tree for a long time, but didn't find any movement, and then pricked up his ears and listened carefully, but he didn't hear any sound.

"Looks like it's not back yet, hehe, I'm here to wait for the rabbit!"

Don't look at the usual Mu Yi a lot of movement, he can't be idle at all, but at this time, he can hold his breath and concentrate, and he doesn't make any movement at all, and he can't see that there are people in the bushes from the outside. When it's really time to move, you can go to heaven, and when it's time to be still, you can sit in meditation. In Mu Yi's own words, it is "moving like a rabbit, quiet like a virgin".

Finally, just after Mu Yi plucked Zhou Gong's beard a few times, a "quack" dragged him back to reality. After all, it is a child, and it is normal to get sleepy after using the god for a long time.

"Hey, it's finally here, if you don't come again, my son will scold my mother. ”

Mu Yi's bright eyes, shining with a thief's light, took out his bow and lightly fired the arrow.

I saw a blackbird appear in the air, circling around the tree, patrolling its territory, and clutching a black iron rod in its claws.

The blackbird noticed nothing unusual, croaked, and then swooped into the nest at the top of the tree. I don't know what the blackbird was doing on it, and a large branch shook with it.

Mu Yi stared at the swaying branches for a long time, revealing his usual smile.

"I've finally found your lair, now it's time for me to get my revenge!"

Mu Yi aimed at the target, quickly drew his bow, and shot out without hesitation. Mu Yi was naturally active, smart, and learned everything quickly, pestering Shi Yi to learn archery for a while, and he was stunned that Shi Yi's skills were exhausted.

First I heard a "whoosh", then an "ah", followed by a loud roar.

"I* your uncle, which goddamn shoots Lao Tzu with an arrow. ”

Hearing the roar, Mu Yi was shocked,

"How can there be people inside, it's miserable. ”

Mu Yi thought he had shot someone, and he didn't know what to do for a while. Before Mu Yi could react, he saw a blackbird and an oversized nest fall from the tree, and then the mess fell to the ground.