Chapter 295: Hello Uncle, Goodbye, Uncle
The big guys have discussed how to evaluate the uncle's performance.
Some people don't seem to be interested in this kind of traditional culture and think it's too ancient.
Some people also said that it is very fresh, and the traditional culture is in the sky, and it must be inherited.
Ren Tiantang took the lead and said: "Uncle is very courageous and worthy of our encouragement, I want to vote for him!"
"Throw anything, and you'll make a fuss. Marco's subordinate, a blonde man stood up and said, "I think Uncle is here to play, so there's no need to take it too seriously." You can go down after the show, right?"
"Look at what you say, can't you continue to be your uncle?" Blizzard retorted, purely raising the bar.
Seeing this, Huangfu Shang came over at the right time to guide: "Okay, the group of relatives and friends has been messed up." What do you two mean?
"Uncle, I support you, do you have any other talents?" Jin Fa took the lead in the beginning, indicating that he would ask something else.
The old man Feng Shan said: "Allegro is just one of them, let me have some other unique skills, and let everyone open their eyes." ”
As he spoke, he took out a harmonica and put it to his mouth and played it slightly, but this time it was not music.
At first, it was a bird's call, and it chirped a few times, like a lark, but there was nothing strange about it.
But the next moment it was different, and in addition to the bird's call, something seemed to emerge from the harmonica, and it turned into a real lark, flew out, and sang in mid-air.
Now everyone was stunned.
This stunt is good, at least five cents!
But Huangfu Shang saw that this was not the end!
The uncle continued to blow, slowly changing the tone, as if it had become a cat meow, meowing a few times, and then a cat came out. A few rolls on the ground, slowly getting bigger, but chasing the lark.
Following the music, it becomes a battle between a cat and a bird, which is quite fierce and really fascinating.
The on-site spectators couldn't take their eyes off it, and some people gradually judged it. It is said that it is this means and this cultivation, and it is really good.
Huangfu Shangxin said that the bet on the golden law is very good, what kind of power is this, and he also came out to join in the fun?
But if you do this, others won't have a chance, he simply joined in the fun, and his mind immediately divided an incarnation together, but he gave birth to the illusion of a tiger and fell out of thin air.
Suddenly the tiger fell to the ground. Immediately pressed the lark under his palm, and at the same time pressed the kitten on the other side, which means to be captured in one fell swoop.
Seeing this, the old man smiled slightly, not in a hurry, and slowly played the music, and suddenly the cat changed and rose from under the tiger. Turned into a giant bear and wanted to slap the tiger away.
At that time, the two beasts were fighting in one place. It's a mess.
Marco laughed out loud at the time, and said in his heart that this is interesting, what a roadblock!
Jin Fa frowned and said, "Brother, don't go too far, this is not an ordinary person. ”
"What, is it still some Buddha?" the emperor still winked at him. The tiger that had been transformed into a short body turned into a white crane and flew up, suppressing it from the air.
After all this time, the old man of Fengshan also came to his senses.
Constantly changing the music and sacrificing all kinds of fierce beasts. In particular, there is a unique soundtrack, which is like watching a live "Animal World".
Someone in the audience took the lead in applauding: "Uncle is good, uncle will come back for a while!"
But the uncle had an opinion, suddenly stopped, took the guqin and said: "People are old, and they are a little powerless." But boy, you're a bit special, ventriloquist or what?"
Huangfu Shang just smiled faintly, conveyed a divine thought, and replied "Tianyin Divine Skill", which he learned from Zhuo Yunsheng.
In fact, he had already seen that the old man was not simple, and if it weren't for the golden law monk, his expression would not be so distorted.
The old man had an epiphany for a while, but he smiled and said: "Very good, the son can be taught, and someone can sing a duet with me, I am willing to do enough." Xiaofa, you don't have to worry about me. Even if it's eliminated, it doesn't matter. ”
"What do you mean, is this a voluntary exit?"
"Uncle is really high!"
Someone below instantly turned to the fan to express his admiration.
Then the three judges have to score, look at each other, and plan to humble each other.
Huangfu didn't speak, but said to Jin Fa: "What, you should make a statement first, I may have to abstain from voting." ”
Jin Fa shook his head: "I can't vote for this." Uncle, don't you have anything but ventriloquism?"
Marco was nervous at the time, and said that he would not recite Buddhist scriptures, right?
The old man of Fengshan shook his head, and turned around and said, "Chaowen said, the past can be dead." ”
Float away and go, without taking a cloud with you.
"Oh, the uncle is gone! The uncle is really a god, coming and going in a hurry!"
Someone below took the initiative to explain and was almost killed.
Huangfu Shang smiled and said that this is not good for birth, we have to change our thinking.
Marco and Jin Faqi looked at him in unison: "You can do it, you smoke one?"
Huangfu Shang began to smoke, and this time it came back to a forty-seventh, which seems to be a big beauty!
Although he sensed who the next person was with his divine thoughts, he was also shocked by the tiger's body, and it was a bit exciting to say this!
So he showed the number to the other two and said how about it?
Marco and Jin Fa both frowned, especially Jin Fa's brows were almost rolled together, reciting Amitabha Buddha, saying that this is a careful liver jump.
In fact, no matter how he jumped, after he came up to the stage, the audience on the side was also dancing, and everyone wanted to jump together.
This beauty walked up, wearing a thin plain shirt, with an elegant posture and a good appearance, and her big eyes can make people distracted, but her behavior is too strong, how can she take the initiative to show her thighs.
As soon as he came up, he said with a very gentlemanly attitude: "Hello everyone, I am Yunpeng Fairy and a traverser." ”
", you should be called Yun Peng, is there no bird?"
Jin Fa almost said dirty words, and hurriedly recited Buddhist scriptures.
Fairy Yunpeng held his nose and said indifferently: "Yes, master, I didn't tell you earlier, I don't accept to be spiritual." I used to be a pure man!"
Marco grabbed the sign on the table and wanted to throw it at him and kill him.
"If that's the case, he should be burned at the stake and burned to death!"
He muttered something in a low voice, but was heard by Huangfu Shang, who laughed at him and said, "What, are you afraid? Then eliminate him!"
The heart said that such a demon still has to be suppressed by me, so he said indifferently: "What, dear Yunpeng Fairy, do you have anything to show us?"
Fairy Yunpeng was reluctant to withdraw his fingers from his nostrils, and said coolly: "It's nothing, I just have a big face and a broad mind, do you still need to show it?"
After saying that, he shook his fierceness, and the demonstration seemed to throw a flying eye at them.
Huangfu Shangxin said, "Who are you kidding?"
Sure enough, I stared at it and bounced the flying eye back, and the scene was lively at that time.
Fairy Yunpeng's killing move was unsuccessful, but he felt that he had been hit with a heavy hammer, and it seemed that even his chest was going to be flattened.
Anyway, it's not scientific!(To be continued.) )