In fact, Comrade Lao Bach was not wrong, and the negative was exactly right, but Comrade Xiaobai experienced three negative before and after, and in the end he was still negative, and he did not come over.

Xiao Bai stared at the second hand of Kaka on the clock for a moment, he was inexplicably excited, and he was about to enter the game.

Bragging is not illegal, and fornication is not taxed. If someone bragged about the obscenity in the game, the scene presented was basically outrageous and did not belong to the logic of normal human beings.

Poor Xiaobai is a little in a trance under the long-term temptation of Chu Ming and others' marginless rhetoric and cowhide, in this trance, he is becoming the first lucky player to enter the game, and this first player coincidentally happened to get a gift package of game rewards, which not only contained God-given magic weapons but also super martial arts books, etc., etc.......

Other players are still novices crawling all over the ground looking for food, and he already has a sword in his hand, and I can't do it if I don't want to.

It's not that the little brother wants to be arrogant, it's that this luck comes from involuntarily.

The machete chops the green dragon with his left hand, the white tiger is slapped with the brick with his right hand, the Xuanwu stews the soup, the Suzaku twists the bird, the beauty is to be a dozen bubbles, and the ticket is to hire the number of people......

Hahahaha......

Kinky pleasure times are never enough.

With a click, Xiaobai's eyes suddenly brightened, and then dimmed, and after a short period of visual deafness, he raised his eyes to see that his eyes were full of stunned and stunned sticks. Due to the difference in height and altitude, the undulating brain melon seeds almost give people a sense of ups and downs of the waves.

It's this wave that seeps into people, revealing a weirdness, and the water surface is full of black crows.

The collective deafness of the players can't be all thanks to everyone, it's really too unusual and chic, and the cards are not played according to the routine at all. Everyone, who has not gone through the vicissitudes of life in the great cause of the game, and has been playing for countless years, are used to having prompts, dubbing, scene publicity, and guidance when they first enter the game.

But look at this heavenly style, what is it, just one word, nonsense.

Two words, very.

Oh, Xiaobai's brain cells, which are not very abundant, are already messy like fallen leaves in the autumn wind, and it is normal to count incorrectly.

As soon as your eyes light up and go dark, you enter the game?

This also hurts the feelings of the majority of players too much, which is basically equivalent to the big girl being full of joy and waiting for the little lover to say I love you after the word "I love you" to properly express her shyness, and then half push and half from Yi, coquettish and disgusted with a sentence of "little brother, you are so bad".

As a result, the young man opened his mouth and did not speak, holding back for a long time without saying half a sentence, but a few farts came out in a row.

You say how hurtful this is, seven wounds, sad to the lungs.

Xiaobai shook his head, trying to sober himself up, but it was okay not to shake, and after a shake, the flour on the left side of his head and the water on the right side were mixed together, and his brain was still a little sober, but it was all paste.

Xiaobai sighed, thinking that he should have known that he shouldn't have worked so hard to see what "Soul Chicken Pot of Online Games" and "Why do you have to watch a thousand and one of online games", isn't this a blind man lighting a lamp in vain.

If you want to use the ruthlessness of studying these things a while ago in your studies, you can pass the eighth level of bird language.

It's too late to say anything now.

After losing his mind for a moment, someone gradually came to his senses. I saw that one of the people in the pestle first shook his head, and then like a chain reaction, countless heads began to sway, undulating and falling. From a distance, it also has a unique rhythm, like the stave of Beethoven's Grand Symphony of Life.

Xiao Ye is so talented, will he be jealous, Xiao Bai thought stupidly, he was very proud that he was able to connect the current scene with Beethoven, how high is this artistic sentiment to do this.

"It's a pity that the birds, such an outstanding student living in the sunshine under the red flag are going to fall, and they are going to sink in this game called heaven, I really feel sorry for the people who are about to lose such talents" Xiaobai thought with infinite regret.

Xiaobai felt sorry for himself, and couldn't wait to put a mirror in front of him immediately, and then kowtowed to the handsome guy in the mirror, and said, "Handsome pot, I really admire you."

Players with foresight have already rushed to the nearest system character. After all, it's an online game, no matter how you don't play cards according to the routine, players will almost certainly not be wrong with finding NPC sets, and they may be able to receive unique tasks.

Looking at the people who rushed to the NPCs in a hurry, Xiao Bai was calm, looking at everyone's eyes with seven points of disdain and three points of contempt, and he turned his head and looked around without hurry. sighed in my heart, alas, they are all hairy children, they are all so frizzy, so impatient, what can they do.

After looking around, Xiaobai's expression became more and more calm, and his demeanor became more and more arrogant.

When the players around him ran away for the most part, they finally loosened up, and there was a place to stay, and their feet could step on the ground unscrupulously, without worrying about stepping on the feet of the big man and the little girl, provoking the territorial dispute of using national scolding to represent international disputes.

"Himao, it's really back."

It turned out that this thing was born in the middle of the pile, surrounded by wind and rain in all directions, and it couldn't move at all, and if it didn't want to be calm, it didn't have a chance.

That's it, this guy didn't forget to be mean in his heart, "So many people, why haven't I seen the player born in the crotch of the man's pants, it, it's a lot of fun."

Anyway, I can't grab the first one, and now it's not a short time and a half, Xiaobai comforted himself, and simply stood up again, twisting his neck and looking around.

Newborn players have cloth clothes on their bodies that cover their bodies, but this cloth clothes are very short and close-fitting and cannot completely cover their bodies, making female players look very eye-catching. As far as the eye can see, it is called a fire tree and silver flower, with delicate facial features, tall figure, confident, waist than willow branches, long legs and hips, there is simply no place that is not enchanting, and there is no place that is not amorous.

This is also one of the charms of online games, there is a certain correction function when the player's character is formed, even if the game character refers to the self-appearance collected when the player registers the information, but it is normal to make some beautification adjustments.

Men play handsome women and show beauty, who doesn't want to make their image better. As for the brain-dead, I feel that I am already good to the point of jealousy, and I am ugly, and I don't think about that kind of distortion and perversion.

So the appearance of these beauties that you see is not accurate, but it is not always pleasing to the eye.

It's so springy, Xiaobai swallowed his saliva, feeling very embarrassed, but fortunately, he didn't swallow a grunt, which didn't make him die of shame. I wanted not to look at it, but I really couldn't close my eyes, and it was really difficult.

Xiaobai looked at the male comrades beside him, and their bearing was much calmer, which made him very ashamed of his calm and generous attitude just now. Looking at people, even if they are also peeking at the beauties around them, they can be as calm as buying cabbage in the vegetable market, and the look of the beauties makes others wonder whether the saliva swallowed from time to time is because the cabbage grows cute, or it happens that the lips are dry and want to moisturize. That's as visible as he is.

In order to avoid the recurrence of similar scenes, Xiaobai made up his mind to study conscientiously every day from now on, correct his attitude towards learning, and strive to be a good socialist young man who has learned both Chinese and Western cultures. In the future, we will not only deeply explore the essence of the body art kung fu films of the Japanese Kingdom, but also dabble in the primitive customs of the European and American peninsulas, as well as the romance of the white-skinned girl in Paris and the wildness of the little black girl.

There is no end to learning, it is a long way to go, I will go up and down and seek, although the body is dead but the heart is not dead.

Well, if you want to learn to achieve something, you must be ruthless with yourself.

It seems that in the future, we must learn every day, learn every day, and practice diligently.

The next time the teacher comes to check the bed, this problem must be explained to them, we are also doing learning, it is learning, it is to learn from China and foreign countries, it is to improve the artistic sentiment, in order to improve cultural accomplishment, we must copy our love action movies at every turn, interrupting the enthusiasm and enthusiasm of the big guy's learning, affecting the learning effect, don't blame the master for choosing a high wind and dark night, pull a banner and raise a small flag, block your door to find your daughter-in-law to protest.

Of course, this is a long-term plan, and far water cannot quench the thirst of the near.

Xiaobai took a breath, closed his eyelids, took a deep breath, and said in his heart that we can't do it if we don't see it, and he kept chanting "Red powder is also a skeleton, and red powder is also a skeleton".

It's just that this empty sentence really makes it difficult for him to eliminate the evil thoughts in his heart, and equate the sparkling beauty with the skeleton of Baiziz.

Anyway, the ribs are also very sexy.

"Think far, think far"

Xiaobai thought in his heart, no matter how cranky he thought about it, he might have to stage a scene of a goblin fight in his mind.

Xiaobai had no choice but to diverge to think of something else, to take his mind away from Meimei, to think about his own ability to be so uncertain and impure, and no monk has the ability to say a word, is it because he didn't straighten his hair, isn't it because the Buddha says that three thousand green silk give birth to three thousand evil obstacles.

"Well, it seems that the next time I look at the wool film, I will have to shave a bald scoop to try, maybe it will be beneficial to my cultivation," Xiaobai thought secretly.

Xiao Bai closed his eyes and thought wildly, and suddenly noticed that as he continued to take a deep breath, a fragrant fragrance suddenly entered his nose and penetrated the essence of the gods, and even the scene of the goblin fight in his mind was rippling, and his heart also swayed, and he stretched out his tongue and licked his lips uncontrollably.

Xiaobai sighed again and again in his heart, it is worthy of a simulation game, and even such a delicate sense of smell is simulated.

In the fresh smell of flowers and earth, the wisp of girl's body fragrance penetrates through the heart, like an orchid and musk.