Chapter 12: Born Lazy
Hao Ying and Liu Yun, the city lord, had been watching on the side for a long time, and they couldn't help but be happy when they saw that the ability of ink painting was more than one grade lower and it could turn defeat into victory.
The key is that among the two, the losing side is still the daughter of Liu Yun, who he has always been unaccustomed to, so if he doesn't deliberately take the opportunity to belittle the other party, I'm really sorry for the conscience of heaven and earth.
Hao Ying came in over the wall, kept circling around the ink, and praised the ink again and again, while touching the bones of the ink up and down when the ink had no time to react, as if the ink was a horse, if necessary, the ink had no doubt that the other party would break his mouth to see if his teeth were healthy.
Shui Mo, like everyone else, was stunned by the strange man who suddenly came out in one fell swoop, and when he got his reaction and wanted to break free, he was firmly grasped by the other party, and he couldn't shake his hand, so he had to look at his aunt like a helper, that is, Han Fu, the wife of the city lord.
In the end, it is biased towards ink, Han Fu immediately looked at the person who looked at ink with the eyes of a person of unknown origin who came here and looked at ink with the eyes of a treasure: "This is the City Lord's Mansion, although Your Excellency has a high level of cultivation, but he trespasses without permission, aren't you afraid of the empire's investigation?"
Although it was only for a moment, Han Fu immediately judged that his skills were extraordinary, and even those who could enter the City Lord's Mansion for the first time would not be far off in cultivation, and for the time being, friends and enemies were unknown, so it was not easy to tear his face, so he used the laws of the empire to oppress the other party.
Hao Ying glanced up at Han Fu's side, didn't even bother to speak, and continued to touch the bones of the ink, as if the other party was a peerless genius with outstanding bones.
Liu Yun pushed open the door and came in, his own territory, he really couldn't make a move to climb over the wall, stretched out his hand, and signaled everyone not to make a sound.
Shui Mo didn't make a sound when he saw his uncle, knowing that the person in front of him must have a great intention to touch his bones, could it be that his spiritual roots are poor, but the roots and bones are very good, and they belong to the kind that is seen once in 10,000 years?
Thinking so, I don't care about the salt pig hands that are touching around on my body, everyone is a man, so what's wrong with touching!
However, Hao Ying really kept touching, and there was nothing else in his mouth except for the word good at the beginning, and he was silent all the time, and his face was a little inexplicable. Shui Mo couldn't help but ask in a low voice: "Sir, am I a person with a strange skeleton and a rare person in a thousand years?"
Hao Ying's hand touching the bones stopped, as if he only knew the person in front of him, and stared at the other party stupidly: "I don't know if the bones are strange or not, but it's true that it is rare in a thousand years!"
Oh! Ink eyes are very bright, this is the protagonist's aura!
Who knew that the person on the other side made his face green next: "It's really a waste product that is rare to see in a thousand years!" After speaking, he shook his head with a look of regret.
Liu Xin next to him laughed directly, and the servants who followed up also forced a laugh.
Ink is angry, what is a waste product that is rare in a thousand years, at least I have a spiritual root, and those who can cultivate are much better than those who do not have spiritual roots to cultivate.
You have been touching my brother for so long, just to prove that my brother's bones are scrap, or the kind that is rare in a thousand years?
"Eh!" Hao Ying was also very speechless for the person in front of him, the son of the old man, he came to see if he got the news, and if he had good qualifications, he would try his best to give strict guidance, hoping that the other party would be able to get ahead, but what was the result of touching the bones with the secret method just now? The bones are good, I thought so at first, but when I touched it, even my face was a little green, and this pair of bones was still accompanied by lazy bones, and I touched it a few times without believing in evil, and it was confirmed that it was a lazy bone.
This kind of person is absolutely unwilling to stand when he can sit, absolutely unwilling to sit when he can lie down, and he is absolutely lazy when he is able to practice martial arts and study.
I was able to prove this by observing it outside the hospital when I first arrived. Obviously taught by the same teacher, one can be directly written, and the other is still improvised, and it took half an hour to complete it, not because of laziness, what else can it be because of not reading?
"Born lazy, achievements are limited!" Hao Ying said to Liu Yun.
Everyone looked at the ink with strange faces, and even the ink was a little dazed.
"Lazy bones, what is that, isn't everyone lazy?" Ink didn't care, saying that who in the world would like to live a comfortable life, but to live that kind of tiring and tiring life.
Liu Yun also had a constipated look on his face, and reluctantly explained: "Although people in the world have lazy bones, they are not obvious, when they want to do things and have a lofty goal, their lazy bones will be suppressed, and they will be rewarded for their hard work." However, people with obvious lazy bones, in addition to being easy to cheat and cheat, are also easy to be discouraged, often give up halfway, and feel that the return is not as good as the pay. ”
Everyone listens to the fact that everyone is staring at the ink, and it is very uncomfortable to see the ink!
"There is no evidence, what evidence!" Shui Mo himself will never admit that he is so lazy, at most a little lazy.
"I said I'll say, let me say!" Miss Liu Xin was very excited, and she would definitely not let go of the matter of being able to hit Brother Mo, "I heard Uncle Wang Yi say a few days ago that Brother Mo deliberately pretended to be dizzy during training and tried his best to avoid training, but he has done it more than once, and he often pretends to be sick and fools around. Now I am researching a cultivation method, which is to let the aura cultivate independently, not to be artificially controlled, and to cultivate regardless of eating and sleeping all day long. Mr. Zhou gave us the introductory books he didn't turn over at all, just when Mr. Zhou took the exam for us, it was the first time he flipped the book, and two days ago he lied to me that he already knew it. In addition, there are also means to let Teacher Zhou arrange it in his courtyard, which can speed up his cultivation, and as a result, his cultivation time has been significantly reduced in the past few days!"
So people were speechless when they heard it, they didn't know if they didn't listen, and when they heard it, coupled with the lazy bones mentioned earlier, Hao Ying really didn't lie.
Shui Mo glared at this little girl, dismantle the stage, but don't go too far! You didn't think that your apprentice would be able to speed up your cultivation and betray your good sisters, and now everything is on my head.
In the face of the little girl's demonstrative roll-up of her sleeves, she gestured her fist, and the ink selectively ignored the above words, lowered her head without saying a word, and carried everything down.
Hao Ying crossed his hands on his hips and looked at the ink: "How could Moxing have this child, he was blind at the beginning, and he didn't know who he found to give birth to such a superlative." I want to be suave and versatile, why don't you choose me, at least I have a good breed, and there will be no such best descendants!"
Shui Mo's face was very bad when he heard it, saying that he had nothing to do with it, and it didn't matter if he said that his father didn't know who, but he would never allow his mother, and he remembered himself in his memory, and he was dependent on that person every bit of it, no matter how busy things in the clan were, he didn't leave half a step, sometimes he was tired and slept on the side, and he could definitely see her at the first glance when he woke up.
"My mother is amazing, where can you say, at that time, the pursuit of my mother at least lined me up a few streets, but I don't know if you are one of them. The ink man made a big look of looking at the person in front of him, and his eyes were very contemptuous, "Wearing dirt and getting rid of scum, looking like dirt and scum, even temperament is like slag, my mother is blind, if you want to pick out such an ordinary person as you from ordinary people, how many piles of shit do you have to step on to have such good luck!"
Han Fu covered his mouth with a handkerchief next to him, waved his hand to let the subordinates disperse, and the others watched Hao Ying being ridiculed by the little kid as if they were watching the excitement, feeling that life was very happy, especially for Liu Yun.
Hao Ying's body was obviously trembling a little, and he was interrupted again when he wanted to speak.
This time, it was the turn of the ink to revolve around each other, examining it from top to bottom, and saying while looking at it: "Dressing up, appearance is secondary, the important thing is behavioral cultivation! Look at your ordinary clothes, what's even more hateful is that you haven't changed your clothes for several days, you can see for yourself, it's already dirty and you haven't changed it!" If you really don't want to change and wash like me, let people get a dust cleaning charm on your clothes, automatically shield the dust, and look like a new one every day, this is still specially set up by the master of the rune hall, when it comes to laziness, or those people are lazy, and the gray face who studies all day long will not think about cleaning himself up, as long as a small rune is painted inside, even the clothes can be washed, how much time can be saved and spent on useful places!"
"It's far away, look at the people you don't know as soon as you came in just now, you have always been this kind of virtue? The same is true for other girls? Like you, a womanizer who takes advantage of the convenience of his profession to do things to others, will it be because of this that my mother will guard you like a thief? I think no matter who anyone, whether male or female, knows that you have this behavior, it is absolutely the first time to be wary of you, and not let you have the opportunity to get close to the people around you. ”
"And I think your cultivation is also good, you can easily enter and exit the city lord's mansion, but people like you are dressed inconspicuously and ordinary, which makes people even more uneasy, it's really not that you have an ulterior secret in your heart, or you are psychopathic, thinking that others treat you as an ordinary person, and when you want to bully you, when others are proud, you show your true cultivation when others are proud, and achieve the purpose of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, watching others stunned, and then kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy is very comfortable, isn't it? If you don't believe me, ask anyone here if you have such distorted thoughts in your heart?"
Hao Ying was embarrassed by what he said, turned his head to look at the people next to him, and everyone shook their heads desperately. I won't admit it if I really have this idea!
When Liu Yun shook his head and denied it, another thing made his face ugly. A few days ago, I inspected the Rune Pavilion, and saw that the group of guys who had been immersed in research all day long were clean and refreshing, without the tattered and gray virtues of the past, and thought that they were all enlightened, and I was relieved, and it was completely sinful to meet this group of people, and now it is finally better. Who knew that it was the dust cleansing charm that the bear child in front of him came up with because he was too lazy to change his clothes. I really have to spend more time taking care of him, the best way to cure laziness is external pressure, Lao Tzu can't manage you for a lifetime, at least when you're on my side, you must not find a chance to breathe!
Without knowing it, Ink has been arranged by someone for the next painful days!