On this day, Shi Xiaoyi was in a good mood, and walked into the wilderness along the Yuxi River at dusk, Yao Xiaochuan followed him and shouted: "Why are you more slamming the door than me, since it is as you wish, you should also spend money to hire a carriage, and in the future, you will be a person who wants to be a god, and this little money still has to be spent." ”

Shi Xiaoyi looked back at him, smiled like the sunshine of midsummer, and shouted, "Yao Xiaochuan, are you talking to me?"

Yao Xiaozhou replied angrily: "I'm talking to a ghost, there is no one here, there is only a stingy ghost here!"

"Xiaozhou, do you mean you're going to be an immortal?" Shi Xiaoyi clasped his hands together and shouted again.

"Yes, you will have to rob the rich and help the poor in the future, and help a little beggar like me. The boat replied cheerfully.

"Oh! I know!" Shi Xiaoyi looked up, the blue sky, the thin clouds like cotton yarn, the world was very quiet, it seemed that everything was listening to his pride, he couldn't help shouting: "Daddy, I can finally go to Xuanzhen Temple, do you know? I promised the boat, in the future, I will rob the rich and help the poor, I will stuff all the silver and gold in the world into his stomach, prop him up into a gold boat and silver boat, and then I will take him to the ends of the earth, so that I will not worry about food and clothing!"

Yao Xiaochuan was so happy that his saliva flowed into his neck, and he also shouted to the sky: "God, did you hear, Shi Xiaoyi said that he would take me to the ends of the earth, as well as the mountains of gold and silver, if he can't do it, you will directly thunder and take him away!"

"I, Shi Xiaoyitian, will also tow the little broken boat to Xuanzhen Temple when I thunder!"

"You are the little broken boat, your whole family is a small broken boat!" Yao Xiaozhou grinned, angrily chasing Shi Xiaoyi, Shi Xiaoyi like seeing the demons and monsters, pulled his legs and fled, so the two brothers chased one and ran in the wilderness next to the big river in Yuxi, at that time, the reeds on both sides were lush and lush, Shi Xiaoyi specially drilled into the reeds, Yao Xiaozhou dared to rush in, ran all the way, and flew countless wild birds.

When they rushed back to Sanzhen Temple, the two brothers were already as tired as dogs, especially Yao Xiaochuan fell on Shi Xiaoyi in the dark, let Shi Xiaoyi kick and push wildly, Yao Xiaochuan just didn't get up, Xu Fatzi and others ran out collectively, Luo Que cheered and ran to the temple gate to light five cannons, and suddenly, the sound of "bang bang bang" cannon battle exploded into the sky.

Xu Fatzi led everyone to bow and shouted: "Brothers, welcome the fairy boss home, I wish the fairy boss eternal blessings, longevity and heaven!"

Yao Xiaochuan was already timid, and was so frightened by the sound of artillery outside the temple that he got up in a puff of smoke, hiding behind Shi Xiaoyi to see what was going on, and when he heard Xu Fatzi and others laughing and congratulating, he came back to his senses, and before the two of them spoke, Xu Fatzi had already ordered: "Brothers, the boss won't stay long when he comes back this time, and he will soon go to Xuanzhen Immortal Temple to be a god, everyone hurry up and bring out the delicious food and drink, and cheer for the boss Zhuangxing!"

"Okay, the pig's trotter pot has been stewed, the chicken has been dug out of the dust, and there is a begonia wine!" Luo Que covered his ears and rushed into the door and shouted.

Yao Xiaozhou's eyes widened in shock, and he screamed: "What? Begonia wine? This kind of sky-high wine, we are afraid that we can't afford to drink a glass of this kind of sky-high wine, where did you get the silver? Yes, my silver!" After that, Yao Xiaozhou rushed into the temple, and removed two bricks under the window on the west side, showing a dark grid, he reached in and groped for a while, and his face changed greatly, and he shouted bitterly: "Where is my silver? You have taken all my silver? This is my hard-earned money!"

Xu Fatzi said with a smile: "Who told you not to stop today, you usually take care of the silver, today in order to celebrate the boss, you have to sacrifice no matter what, we also bought three chickens called flowers, two bowls of white-cut mutton, two pig's trotters, a jar of local wine, a few dishes of peanuts and rice-"

Every time Xu Fatzi said the name of a dish, Yao Xiaozhou's face darkened a little, and when he finally counted all the names of the dishes, Yao Xiaozhou almost couldn't take it back in one breath and fainted, so he just said blankly: "Then, is it that there is not a single silver ticket left?

Seeing this, Luo Que came over and put his arm around Yao Xiaozhou's shoulders and shouted: "Xiaozhou, what do you care about all this silver, haven't you heard of it? Where the gods live, the house is made of silver, the windows are edged with gold, the road is covered with jade agate, and if you grab it in the river, it will be a few pearls the size of an egg.

At this moment, every time Yao Xiaochuan heard Luo Que say a word, his heart jumped "poof", and when Luo Que finished speaking, his eyes popped out of Venus, and he hugged Luo Que's arm vigorously, and only said in his mouth: "Gold, it's all gold, and the arm is also made of gold." ”

Xu Fatzi came to Shi Xiaoyi with a bowl of wine, and said with a flattering smile: "Boss, although this is not really a begonia wine, the brothers also put a few begonia flowers in it, and you will have a drink, and you should accept the brothers' wishes." ”

Shi Xiaoyi sniffed with his nose, shook his head desperately and said: "I don't know how to drink, I get drunk as soon as I get drunk, if I drink this bowl, don't say that I can't be a god, I'm afraid I have to be a turtle, and I can't move when I lie on the ground." ”

Yao Xiaozhou ran over from afar, took the wine bowl, fed it to Shi Xiaoyi's mouth, and said with a smile: "I haven't seen you turn into a turtle bastard, hurry up and drink a bowl for me to see!"

"What a turtle bastard, I'm making an analogy, you just turn around and scold me, you have the ability to drink a bowl yourself. Shi Xiaoyi has not had much contact with secular life since he was a child, so he naturally has no chance to drink, but he knows in his heart that this is something more fierce than drugs, where do you dare to try it easily, and now if you are directly rejected by everyone, it is not too faceless, fortunately, Yao Xiaochuan took the initiative to send it to the door, since he wants to be a substitute for the dead ghost, how can he not push the boat with the water, so he pushed away the wine bowl handed over by Yao Xiaozhou and opened his mouth and shouted.

Yao Xiaozhou said with a happy eyebrow: "You have the ability, I drink a bowl, you also drink a bowl?"

Shi Xiaoyi saw that Yao Xiaochuan was duty-bound, for fear that he and others would join forces to bully him, so he shouted stubbornly: "I'm the boss, then I should drink one bowl, you drink two bowls, do you dare or not, don't you dare, just flash away." ”

"Okay, who said I wouldn't dare, anyway, this local wine is cheap, I drank it, if you don't drink it, it will be miserable. When Yao Xiaozhou said, he actually poured a bowl of wine into his mouth with his head up, where did everyone think that Yao Xiaozhou usually looks soft and weak, but at this moment, as soon as he touched the wine bowl, he completely changed people, it was a cow drinking water at all, not too much, a bowl of wine entered the stomach in a few blinks of an eye, and he reached out to ask for a bowl.

Shi Xiaoyi secretly complained, he knew that Yao Xiaochuan was so good at drinking, he should let him drink four bowls and drink one bowl himself, where is he allowed to argue at this moment, Yao Xiaochuan has two bowls of local wine in his stomach, Xu Fatzi and others have already sent a bowl of wine to Shi Xiaoyi in a noisy, and everyone shouted: "The fairy boss has a bowl, a bowl, one bowl is not enough to add two bowls!"

After some drinking and binge, Yao Xiaozhou touched his mouth full of greasy and said: "If he hadn't insisted on pulling me to the Immortal Temple, I really wanted to stay with my brothers to earn money together, I have a good idea to make a fortune, it's a pity!"

A tiger-headed young man came over and asked with a smile: "Brother Xiaochuan, you have a good idea to make a fortune again, then hurry up and teach my little brother me, if you leave, my little brother can also make money for you!"

Yao Xiaozhou burped, patted him on the shoulder and said: "You said you, although the little money you earned, I will definitely look down on you in the future, but who calls us brothers, I am rich, and I can't be poor You, let me tell you, in addition to the funeral business in the city now, there is actually a better business that has not been discovered, that is, to earn the silver of the little doll." ”

"What do you mean, God of Wealth, can you explain something clearly?" Luo Que also came over and asked shamelessly.

Yao Xiaozhou made a "shhhh

Shi Xiaoyi was lying on Yao Xiaochuan's legs, and said with a smile: "You just listen to his nonsense, what else is there in his eyes besides silver?"

Luo Que frowned and said: "Boss, what you said is wrong, who can't see it, in addition to silver in the eyes of the boat, he is really good to you!"

Yao Xiaochuan poured a wine bowl into Shi Xiaoyi's mouth, and said angrily: "Let you talk nonsense, let you be a turtle bastard!"

Xu Fatzi hurriedly came over and pulled Yao Xiaochuan's hand, and shouted at the top of his voice: "How can you do this to the boss, no one is allowed to harm the boss to know no, if anyone dares to go against the boss, I, Xu Fatzi, will be the first to fight with him!"

Who would have thought, Shi Xiaoyi saw Yao Xiaochuan being pulled away drunk, stretched out his arm and hugged Yao Xiaozhou's calf, and said drunkly: "Don't go, don't go, I'll be joking, I don't believe anyone else, I'll believe you." ”

Yao Xiaozhou shook off Xu Fatzi's hand and shouted with a smile: "It's okay, tonight is the last night for the two of us to stay here, tomorrow we have to go to the military camp on the other side of the Yuxi River to report, I have to suffer, I can't bear to be here, in fact, I don't want to go, I don't want to go, come, come, do another bowl!"

In the early morning of the next day, Shi Xiaoyi woke up slowly, only to feel dizzy, sat up, and found that his legs were on his stomach, groping for the past, and listened to Yao Xiaochuan's stupid words: "It's okay, you can come back again if you leave, and you can come back again." Shi Xiaoyi opened his mouth and wanted to vomit, quickly covered his mouth, lifted the blanket on his chest, ran outside the temple alone, held a camphor tree and opened his mouth to vomit, and when he vomited, the whole person was really like a prostration, walked a few steps and sat on the rock, the night breeze was cold, and he couldn't help but think about it, these are all people who are going to Xuanzhen Temple, why is it that his heart is empty, is it a little reluctant to be here?

Shi Xiaoyi hurriedly shook his head and said to himself: "I've just stayed for a long time, I'm used to the days here, and when I go to the barracks tomorrow, I will completely forget everything here, what is reluctant to give up, this kind of feeling is only temporary, only power is eternal, I can't think too much." ”

Sitting alone for a long time, Shi Xiaoyi sighed deeply, and when he returned to the temple and lay down again, he suddenly found that Yao Xiaozhou was curled up and sleeping, with nothing covered on his body, and the only blanket was the only one? Shi Xiaoyi groped left and right, picked up the blanket from under his body and covered Yao Xiaozhou's body, Yao Xiaozhou was like a soaked puppy who found a warm nest, and suddenly turned over and hid in the depths of the blanket, listening to his well-proportioned and peaceful breathing, Shi Xiaoyi was a little confused for a while.