"This is not scientific!" Ma Xiaoming couldn't believe his eyes. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

If a monkey doesn't steal peaches, can it still be called a monkey?

Ma Xiaoming didn't believe in evil, and touched several peaches in a row, so he was convinced that there were really a lot of peaches left that had been ripe for 9,000 years.

"Hey, what are you doing? Sneaky, steal if you want, why don't you just touch it?"

"Smack" a monkey played a 360-degree roll to the ground.

As soon as he got off the tree, he scratched his ears and cheeks in a hurry, and shouted again and again, "This peach is good, you can pick it if you want to eat it!"

Ma Xiaoming doesn't look like a good monkey no matter how he looks at the monkey, and he himself is only here to verify the authenticity of the peaches, not to pick peaches.

Seeing that Ma Xiaoming didn't mean to pick peaches at all, the monkey was a little unhappy: "You are so strange, such a good peach, it is ripe once in nine thousand years, and people can grow a lot of cultivation after eating it!"

Seeing that it was so anxious, Ma Xiaoming already had a little guess in his heart, and couldn't help but doubt: "You want me to pick peaches so much, don't you want to arrest me to see the Jade Emperor so that you can make meritorious contributions?"

The monkey froze, and then immediately waved his two hairy hands: "No, no ......"

Ma Xiaoming determined that the monkey was the idea, and he was very helpless, even if he wanted to engage in fishing law enforcement, it couldn't be so obvious, right?

Since there are so many peaches left, Ma Xiaoming doesn't want to care too much, as for the purple-veined peach on Xiaocao's side, how can he return it to the monkey.

"I just came in and had a look, and I left. After saying that, Ma Xiaoming wanted to leave.

As soon as he left, the monkey was completely anxious, and he thought that the credit he had received would fly like this, and he was immediately very angry. frowned, and thought about it.

"Let's go, I don't know if the catastrophe is coming, hum!" The monkey's voice came from behind Ma Xiaoming.

Ma Xiaoming ignored it and continued walking.

This monkey, the more you pay attention to it, the more energetic it becomes.

Sure enough, Ma Xiaoming didn't take a few steps, and the monkey had already told the news he had heard: "Last time I went to the Heavenly King Palace to find the Four Heavenly Kings to have a drink, the Growth Heavenly King told me that someone sued you in front of him, saying that you left your post without permission." ”

Ma Xiaoming finally became a little vigilant.

Just Zhang Lian said that Ma Xiaoming might only feel that he was making a big fuss, but the matter came to the monkey's side, so it was not simple.

"Who sued?" Ma Xiaoming finally couldn't help but ask, all the reason was on this person, so he didn't believe what Zhang Lian said, it was the case of the Golden Armor Great Heaven who would sue him.

"Who else can there be, naturally it is your colleague Zhang Lian. The monkey crossed his hands on his hips and said triumphantly.

Damn, I'll just say which guy would be so boring, but I didn't expect it to be Zhang Lian, a villain thief, shouting to catch a thief!

"I didn't leave my post without permission, but I went to the Hate Heaven Doushi Palace to help Lao Jun refine the pill. Ma Xiaoming explained.

"Senior Lao Jun said that the Heavenly Court Governor's Hall allowed me to stay in the Tushi Palace to do things, which is not considered absenteeism. ”

This is what Lao Jun said to Ma Xiaoming personally, and he shouldn't lie to himself.

"What, you went to Tushi Palace for alchemy?" The monkey obviously knew Lao Jun as well, "Did that old Taoist send you some pills to try?"

The monkey's eyes lit up.

Ma Xiaoming was not so stupid, and said categorically: "No, I just went to alchemy, and I didn't send the pill to me at all!"

couldn't help but secretly send all the Bai Ludan that was originally hidden in his sleeve into the space baggage.

The monkey felt a little regretful.

"Presumably Lao Jun won't lie to me, so what's going on? Ma Xiaoming asked the monkey.

There was no such thing as leaving his post without permission, but now that there is such a big trouble, there must be a promoter behind the scenes, but he didn't offend anyone for a long time after he entered the heavenly court!

Uh, it seems that he offended the golden armor general, could it be that the person behind the golden armor heavenly general can't see it and wants to teach himself a lesson?

Quite possibly!

"Then what happened next?" forcibly beating the smug monkey in front of him, Ma Xiaoming continued to ask.

No way, although this monkey is unreliable, but the communication is really broad, the Four Emperors, the Nine Yao Xingjun, it has nothing to do all day and the whole heavenly court is chaotic, but it is a good hand at inquiring about the news.

Ma Xiaoming's helpless appearance made the monkey very happy, he used to always drag in front of the monkey, but today he has asked for it, and the attitude is so good, so that the monkey feels an unprecedented refreshment.

"What else can I do, originally the Jade Emperor didn't want to pursue it, but I don't know who stabbed you and the Golden Armor Heavenly God in the Dragon Light Palace, which made the Jade Emperor furious, ready to deal with you and wait. ”

When the monkey thought of Ma Xiaoming's unlucky appearance, his heart became even happier, and his face was even more joyful, as if he had encountered something good.

"No, I went to the Heavenly Camp to report today, and I didn't hear anyone else talk about it!" Ma Xiaoming asked again.

The monkey saw Ma Xiaoming's sad face over there, and immediately revealed the mystery: "Haha, I scared you, and then the Heavenly King interceded for you, which made the Jade Emperor quench his anger." ”

"The Jade Emperor Lao'er called the immortal official of Longguang Palace, asked about the situation, and knew that it was not your fault, so he was exempted from your punishment. ”

I see, I didn't expect the Growth Heavenly King, who usually had an average attitude towards him, to defend himself so much, but I really couldn't see it.

The monkey had not finished speaking: "But your colleague was disliked by the King of Growth because of this matter, and it is said that he wanted to dismiss him. ”

Even if he didn't, he wouldn't be likable. Ma Xiaoming slandered, but this incident was an introduction, and the growth king's dissatisfaction with Zhang Lian in the past was completely concentrated.

What's more, it was okay to play right and wrong here in Nantianmen, but now the shame is thrown to His Majesty the Jade Emperor. His Majesty the Jade Emperor has too high a status, so it's not good to deal with you.

But the Growth Heavenly King, as the leader of the South Heavenly Gate, is your top boss, and it is not a minute to engage you.

No wonder Zhang Lian is so nervous, but what are the words that Zhang Lian didn't finish before?

Ma Xiaoming fell into deep thought: he deceived himself like that, presumably to deceive himself into doing something, so that he could get rid of his guilt.

However, Ma Xiaoming didn't pay attention to Zhang Lian before, presumably even if he had any schemes, as long as he didn't fall into the trap, others couldn't help him.

He regained his composure again and asked about other things: "You are stealing all now, um no, which side of the peaches do you pick to eat?"

The monkey didn't hear clearly, pointed his hand at Ma Xiaoming's left rear, and said with a big grin: "Over there!"

Ma Xiaoming looked at its hairy hand, and suddenly felt that the sky was thundering: "Sure enough, the monkey can't change stealing peaches!"

It turned out that the monkey was pointing to the peach tree in the middle of the peach orchard, that is, the kind that ripens once in 6,000 years.

When I came in just now, I was in a hurry, and all my attention was on the back garden, and I didn't care that there were few ripe peaches in the middle garden. (To be continued.) )