"Amitabha Buddha ......" the monk chanted a Buddha horn, "The little monk Dharma name is Shi Yanfei, standing so high is to see far away......"

"Shit people flying?" Ling Tian had a series of question marks above his head, "What's the strange name of Ya?

"Whoa......

The figure flashed, and the bald head jumped straight from the roof of the five-story building, Ling Tian and the beautiful god didn't have time to react at all, as if they had foreseen a tragedy. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

But who would have thought that when the bald head was about to hit the ground, the strange body became fluttering, not only did not fall to the brain, but stood in front of Ling Tian and the beautiful god in a chic manner.

More than ten meters, the bald head was stunned and did not rush forward a step after landing, and the gravity of the center of gravity seemed to have lost its effect on him.

Masters, masters of decisions!

Silly ratio, stupid comparison of the cliff!

A sentence rang out in the hearts of Ling Tian and the Beauty God at the same time.

The two were still hugging each other tightly, and the bald face suddenly appeared in front of the two of them less than half a foot, smiling slightly, and the smell of fishy smell came to the nose.

"I'll ......" Ling Tian was almost unconscious from the smoke, and the beauty god rolled his eyes even more.

Ling Tian couldn't help but bury his thoughts: "What are you doing, why is your body so stinky?"

"Is there one?" Monk Shi Yanfei raised his arm in surprise and sniffed on his armpit, then shook his head and said, "It doesn't stink......

There are many strange things every year, and there are many them every year......

Ling Tian could only use this sentence to explain the invincible existence of this bald head, he hurriedly pulled the beauty god back a few steps, and then waved his hand at the monk and said, "You guys hurry up, the air on the coast is heavily polluted as soon as you come......"

Monk Shi Yanfei smiled, folded his hands and said: "Amitabha, the donor must be careful when he speaks, otherwise he will go to the eighteenth layer of hell after death, and he will be plucked out of ......his tongue."

"Flicker, flicker...... "Ling Tiancai didn't eat his set, "Don't think that your jumping from the fifth floor is convincing, you think I don't know, you have a rope tied behind you......"

As he spoke, he walked behind Monk Shi Yanfei and looked at it, but after looking at it for a long time, he didn't see where the expected rope was, but was so smoked that he almost went into shock.

"What's the matter, little benefactor, but the little monk has a rope tied behind his back?"

"No......" Ling Tian shook his head, still stubbornly speaking, "Maybe there are other methods you use, anyway, it's just like magic, it's all a deception......

After speaking, Ling Tian suddenly remembered that this dead bald donkey had peeked at him kissing the beautiful goddess just now, Ling Tian's anger ignited again, and he pointed at the nose of the monk Shi Yanfei and said, "You, a monk, are you a monk or not?"

"The little monk is like a fake ......," Shi Yanfei said with a smile.

"Isn't that supposed to be all four?"

"The donor is right......

"Heh......" Ling Tian laughed as if he had grabbed a monk's pigtail, "Then explain to me why you peeked at me on the roof just now and kissed my beautiful god......?"

The monk smiled, shook his head and said, "I have long heard that the boss of the Black Wolf Gang is a pervert, and today I saw it really extraordinary......

"Damn!" Ling Tian wanted to scold his mother, why did this dead bald donkey splash dirty water on me as soon as he came?

Ling Tian looked back, and immediately met the surprised gaze of the beautiful god, he hurriedly explained: "Big beauty, don't believe it, this bald head is running the train with his mouth full, I am an innocent beautiful man, you have to believe me......"

"Hmm...... I believe you ......," the beauty god nodded solemnly.

But at this moment, Monk Shi Yanfei was about to die again: "Female donor, turn back to the shore, how can you believe the words of the pervert?"

Ling Tian felt that he had really fallen into blood mold for eight lifetimes today, wasn't he just going to have a meal with a beautiful god? Why did he first meet Zhang Wei's blackmail, and then he ran into a dead bald donkey, and a pervert who still opened his mouth and closed his mouth.

Your uncle, did Lao Tzu touch your daughter or what?!

Ling Tiancai was too lazy to entangle with this kind of neurosis, he dragged the jade hand of the beautiful god and walked towards the exit, shouting in his mouth: "Dead bald donkey, you won, can't you hide if you can't be provoked?"

"Donor walk slowly, there is a dog at the exit!" Shi Yanfei shouted loudly.

Ling Tian stopped, turned around slowly, and stared at the dead bald donkey not far away, this monk ...... It doesn't seem simple......

Although it was only a sentence, it completely pointed out Ling Tian's current situation, and those two stalkers might be waiting outside the exit.

"What do you mean?" Ling Tian asked steadily.

"It's not interesting, I just want the donor to stay and have a good talk with the little monk......" Monk Shi Yanfei still had that smiling face.

Ling Tian pondered for a moment, thinking to himself, this monk seemed to have deliberately found him, if he left, it was estimated that he would still be ghostly, forget it, just stay and talk to him.

"Okay, let's talk, let's talk, what do you want to ask?" Ling Tian simply let go of the hand of the beautiful goddess and sat on the ground, proving with his actions that Lao Tzu really wanted to talk to you.

Monk Shi Yanfei chuckled, walked slowly to Ling Tian, and sat on the ground with his ass in his head, his eyes staring at Ling Tian, and slowly spoke: "Donor,...... Are you feeling stressed?"

"I'll strangle you!" Ling Tian suddenly made a move, grabbed the neck of Monk Shi Yanfei with both hands, and shook him desperately, "Who the hell told you that Lao Tzu is a pervert? Why are you ruining my reputation, I'm a five-good young man, not a pervert?"

"Ahem...... Monk Shi Yanfei coughed lightly, but he still had a smile on his face, made a Buddha name, and continued, "Amitabha, donor, turn back to the shore!"

"I'm still a virgin like you, how can I be a pervert?" Ling Tian exclaimed.

"I'm not a virgin......" Monk Shi Yanfei said quietly.

"Ka ......" Ling Tian was dumbfounded, are all the current monks so awesome? Or did he say that he had met a freak? But this monk Shi Yanfei dared to admit that he was not a virgin, and his courage was commendable.

This is a monk with a story......

Ling Tian waved his hand, looking very helpless: "I don't care if you are or not, anyway, I am not a pervert, you don't talk nonsense here, otherwise I will sue you for slander and arrest you and put you in prison!"

"Hehe......" Monk Shi Yanfei chuckled, "I can't imagine that the leader of the dignified Black Wolf Gang is so cowardly, dare to do it?"

"The leader of the Black Wolf Gang?" The beautiful goddess next to him sighed lightly, and glanced at Ling Tian suspiciously, was that monk talking about Ling Tian?

Raising his head and meeting the suspicious gaze of the beauty god, Ling Tian felt a little weak in his heart, he must not let the beauty god know the identity of our black fist king, otherwise the relationship we had built up with great difficulty would be wiped out again.

He coughed lightly, grabbed Monk Shi Yanfei's shoulder, and regardless of the pungent smell, Ling Tian's face was like a flower, and he said brightly: "Hehe, master, you can eat and talk nonsense, but you can't talk nonsense......

"If you don't want people to know, you can't do anything unless you don't ...... it," Shi Yanfei monk didn't shake off, and Ling Tian's face was full of flattery.